1.6: Just like John Wayne

Welcome to Abnormality! Season 1, where the Drama begins. 7 Contestants will enter the House and one of them will win the grand prize of $250,000 Simoleons and the title of 'King/Queen of the House'. So far on Abnormality, Bridgette was the first person to be evicted from the Abnormality house. Seeing this as an opportunity Cassandra set up an Alliance with Beth and Plum. Armada also upset Beth. What will happen on today's episode? Who will win the HOH? And who will be put up for eviction? It's all on Abnormality!!!

Plum: Thanks for coming guys. We needed a meeting on this.
Beth: Do you want to begin Cassandra.
Cassandra: Indeed, I was taking a rather long time yesterday thinking about my actions and I have come to a decision.
Beth/Plum: Yes?
Cassandra: I'm annuling this alliance.
Plum: What?

Plum: You cannot be serious. It was your idea Cassandra!
Cassandra: I know it was but I have my reasons.
Plum: And those reasons are?
Cassandra: I'm not telling you peasant. I will not stoop to your level.
Plum: You're afraid aren't you? You're afraid that it will make you look a bigger target?

Cassandra: That is definitely untrue and absurd. I'm splitting this alliance up as I think we'll stand a better chance singular.
Plum: We'll stand a better chance when you're gone.
Cassandra: Repent!
Plum: You repent!

Plum: I am sick of being pushed around by every m*therf*cker in this house and it's time to change! I bet Beth knew about it aswell didn't she? She knew this alliance would split.
Beth: I didn't Plum I swear.
Plum: Liar!

Beth: Oh Plum. I've got worse things to deal with than you. You sicken me!
Plum: Get the f*ck out of my room then you ugly little sl*g.
Beth: Fine, come on Cassandra!
Plum: Good... I mean... where are you going? Come back! Damn meds...


*Beth and Cassandra exit. Plum walks over to the bed when Armada enters*

Plum: Well, well, well... if it isn't Armada. Come to stick the knife in even more have you?

Armada: No. I came to see if Beth was up here.
Plum: No she isn't. She went on a big b*tchfit and left.
Armada: That's a shame. I wanted to say sorry to her for yesterday.

Armada: But I guess if she isn't here I should go...
Plum: No! Stay for a little bit, she won't mind.

Plum: In fact, I wouldn't say sorry to her at all. She was just b*tching about you in here.

Armada: Really?

Plum: Yeah, she was insulting your... manhood *winks*

Armada: Oh no. This is embarrasing.

Plum: It's fine, I understand.

Armada: You... do?

Plum: Yeah. How about we take a seat on the bed?

 

*Armada and Plum sit on the bed*

 

Plum: Just relax...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*15 minutes later*

 

Plum: Oh Armada!

Armada: Yeah babe?

Plum: Don't stop! Keep going.

Armada: Hehe.

 

Plum: Wow, that was awesome.

Armada: I know right. Don't tell Beth this, but you're definitely better.

Plum: I am? Yes.

Armada: I'm still a little confused though.

Plum: Yes?

Armada: How come you said you understand when you were talking about my... well you know?

Plum: Don't you know?

Armada: Don't I know what?

Plum: Oh dear, well... I'm...

Armada: No! Don't tell me you're a...

Plum: Yes, I thought you knew.

 

Armada: Oh gosh. THAT MEANS... OH GOD NO! I'm sorry Plum, I got to go find Beth and apologise. This was a big mistake.
Plum: Armada, wait, I?
Armada: Sorry.

*Armada puts his clothes back on and leaves*

Plum: ARMADA! Damn meds again...

Armada: Hi beth!
Beth: Oh, it's you.
Armada: Beth, can't we talk please?
Beth: There's nothing to talk about.

*Armada sits next to Beth*

Armada: I want to apologise for yesterday, I was a little bit over the top.

Beth: You got that right.

Armada: Plus, I kinda was being selfish and not listening.

Beth: Yep.

 

Armada: And I was being such a d*ckhead.

Beth: What do you want?

Armada: For us to be friends again. I don't mind if you don't find me attractive anymore. But at least we can bury the hatchet right?

 

Beth: I don't know. I can't think straight.

Armada: Please?

Beth: I guess we can give it another try.

Armada: Thanks. Come here!

 

Locket: God damn camera! Ahem, sorry. *SOMEONE* broke this thing again. They should really replace it -.- Anyway, thanks to Plum, I'm not being kicked off the show. YES! Bridgette (correct spelling if that's wrong!) was never gonna win anyway, so.... STUPID GOD DAMN CAMERA *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*Ahem, pardon my french. (camera falls down) (distant mumbling) AAAAAAAAAH!

Lilian: Sittin' on the toilet! Mmph! Sittin' on the toilet! Mmph! Sittin' on the toilet! Mmph! Sittin' on the toilet! Mmph! Sittin' on the toilet! Sittin' on the toilet! Sittin' on the toilet! Sittin' on the toilet! Then flush! *flushes*
Locket: BETH!
Lilian: Oh no, what's going on now?

Locket: Why can't you do anything right Beth?
Beth: Excuse me?

Locket: The diary room camera is broken... yet again. And why? Cos' you we're probably in there this morning messing around with it.
Beth: Locket, why are you starting an argument again? Haven't you got anything else to do?

Locket: I have, but I have to stop because you keep messing everything up. You're a waste of space and oxygen. You're gonna be out next.

Beth: How dare you? Who do you think you are? Seriously, you wonder why people hate you so much? You drive them in the wrong direction and it needs to stop.

Locket: I'll stop when you stop s*cking Armada's c*ck.

Armada: Hang on a second, now that's just out of order!

 

Armada: How dare you critise Beth! At least she isn't a little spoilt b*tch like you are! I thought you'd change after a while, but you obviously haven't.

Locket: Shut up you complete a*se.

Armada: I can't believe I thought you we're attractive. I'll give you a little warning first though! Stay away from Beth, otherwise you'll regret it.

 

Locket: Oh yeah and what are you gonna do if I don't?

 

Armada: Simple. I'm gonna get you out of this house! And then I'll laugh as you start to cry because you lost the prize money.
Locket: Whatever, I'm going.

Ziggy (Voice Over): Contestants! Please can all of you head to the garden for the HOH competition please.

Armada: Come on Beth!

Ziggy: Hello contestants! Welcome to the third HOH competition. The competition today is called; "Raging Bull of Mexico!"

Ziggy: In "Raging Bull of Mexico" all contestants will have to tackle the Bucking Bronco! The contestant who last's the longest on the Bronco, obviously takes the role of HOH for the week.
All: Yey!

Ziggy: Plum, as you were the previous HOH, you are not eligible to compete in this competition.
Plum: Great.
Ziggy: So are you all ready?
All: Yeah!
Ziggy: Good, first one to face the Bronco is... Lilian!
Lilian: Yey!

Lilian: Aww, it's so cute! Does it have a name?
Ziggy: Erm... yeah. Daisy!
Lilian: Daisy, proper cow name.
Ziggy: Bull, it's supposed to be a bull but the producers obviously don't know the difference.
Daisy: Moo!
Ziggy: Wow, that's... quite scary.

Lilian: Woo! Woo! Oh! Woo!
Ziggy: Enjoying yourself Lilian?
Lilian: Hell yeah, it reminds me of some of the folk who lived down south with us.
Ziggy: That's nice.

Lilian: Ouch! Nothing like facepalming the mat.
Ziggy: Lilian, you have fallen off of the bronco... cow. Your score has been recorded. Next up... Beth.
Beth: Woo!

Beth: Ah! It's so much fun! Steady on Daisy!
Ziggy: Beth, you're working that cow!
Beth: I know right!

Beth: Hahahah! I can't feel my face!
Ziggy: I can tell. Woah! Don't go over Daisy's head!
Daisy: Moo!

Beth: Oh yeah! Standing up on the cow! I think i've done it!
Ziggy: Beth keep on going...
Beth: Nah, it's fine. I'm gonna get off now, I'm happy with my time.
Ziggy: Erm okay. Your score has been recorded Beth. Next up to face Daisy is... Armada!
Armada: Woo!
Daisy: Moo?

Armada: Woah! Steady on girl!
Ziggy: Are you okay Armada?
Armada: Yeah, I feel a little sick but that's okay.
Daisy: Moo! Moo.

Armada: It's going even faster! I think I'm gonna throw up!
Daisy: Moo, moo! MOO!

*Daisy turns off*

Armada: What happened?
Ziggy: We stopped the machine. We thought you were going to be sick.
Armada: I'm fine now.
Ziggy: Unfortunately, that'll have to be your score.
Armada: What, that's b*llshit!
Daisy: Moo!
Ziggy: Up next to face Daisy is... Cassandra!

Cassandra: Me? I have a problem. I don't want to rip my dress.
Ziggy: Don't worry, you'll be fine!
Cassandra: I will?
Daisy: Moo!
Cassandra: Okay then.

Cassandra: Woo! Calm down girl. This is very entertaining. Hahahah!
Daisy: Moo!
Cassandra: Oh dear.

Cassandra: Hahaha! Oh Daisy, you're such a lovely person. So entertaining and intelligent.
Daisy: Moo?
Cassandra: Let's see if I can stand on it like Beth.
Daisy: Moo! MOO!

Cassandra: And perfection!
Daisy: Moo...
Cassandra: Let's see if I can do a frontflip!
All: What!?
Daisy: MOO!

Cassandra: Woo! Yeah!
Ziggy: Wow Cassandra. I've never seen that side of you.

*Cassandra re-adjusts herself*

Cassandra: I'm terribly sorry, very out of character. I'm going to go sit down then.
Ziggy: And last but not least, to face Daisy... Locket!
Locket: Oh no.

Locket: Ouch!
Ziggy: Really? You weren't on there 2 minutes.
Locket: I think I've hurt my bum.
Ziggy: Hahahaha!
Locket: What's so funny?
Ziggy: You should see your face! It's hysterical!

Locket: It's not that bad is it?

*Ziggy falls to the floor laughing*

Locket: STOP LAUGHING!

*Everyone else starts laughing*

Locket: Stop it!

*Daisy starts laughing*

Locket: Okay that's just rude!

*Locket pulls out the live wire and Daisy turns off!*

Daisy: Moooooooooooooooooo...
Beth: You just killed Daisy! You b*st*rd!

Ziggy: Right! The scores are in, I can now tell you that the person who has won this week's HOH is in fact...

Ziggy: Cassandra!
Cassandra: Really? I... WOO! Hell yeah. I mean, very good indeed!

Quiz Marks:
Armada: 6
Beth: 8
Cassandra: 9
Lilian: 7
Locket: 7

Ziggy: As the two lowest scorers; Armada and Lilian- you will be the Have-Nots for this week. So Cassandra, as the HOH who will you nominate for eviction this week?
Cassandra: Well, Ziggy. My two designated nominations are for...

Cassandra: Lilian and Locket!
Lilian: You cannot be serious!
Locket: Again? What a f*cking joke.
Ziggy: As HOH you also have the choice to choose someone to participate in the Pamper Package. So who will it be?
Cassandra: Since I am feeling generous I will nominate Locket for the Pamper Package.
Locket: Me? Really. Well, I guess it's not all bad.
Ziggy: And with that done, the HOH competition has concluded. Good luck guys!

Ziggy: So, Cassandra won the HOH competition this week and nominated Lilian and Locket for eviction. Will Lilian or Locket remove themselves from the chopping block again this week or will fate have another option for them? Will Beth find out about Armada and Plum and will Daisy survive? Probably. Poor Daisy.
Daisy: Moo!
Ziggy: That's all for Abnormality today! Check into the next episode to find out what happens.