Sunday 31 May 2020

5.24: Eighth Eviction

EVEN: Welcome to Abnormality- Season 5! We are back with an all new season with 12 new housemates who are willing to fight it out to win the competition! Over the next 9 weeks, all 12 housemates will be battling it out for the grand prize of $350,000 as well as a place in the hall of fame as one of our winners. Previously on Abnormality, Amar and Lana found themselves on the block after being nominated by the current HOH: Triceratops. Janelle went on to win the POP challenge and decided NOT to use the veto to save any of the nominees on the chopping block. Now that the eviction day is here, Amar and Lana will face the vote and one of them will be going home tonight! Who will be the unlucky housemate to go home? We'll find out on this episode of... Abnormality!


DAIMYO COOP SNOOP: This itch is really getting to me... ugh.
AMAR: Are you okay buddy? Want me to scratch it for you?
DAIMYO COOP SNOOP: I should be fine, I just need to get that extra stretch in to get it. I'll call you if I need any assistance.
AMAR: Okay, I'll be on standby just in case.


NARRATOR: Congratulations! You have unlocked all characters in play mode.
AMAR: That's great news! Hey Coop, wanna see the full roster?
DAIMYO COOP SNOOP: No.
AMAR: Oh, okay.
DAIMYO COOP SNOOP: I kidd, I kidd. Let's see!
AMAR: You rascal! Let's open up play mode.


*AMAR goes into play mode.*

DAIMYO COOP SNOOP: Wow! Amar, is it me... or do I look really fat in that golden armour I'm wearing?
AMAR: Uhm... I don't know to be honest. How fat are raccoons supposed to be?
DAIMYO COOP SNOOP: You didn't say no, I feel offended!


AMAR: Would you look at that! Everyone is there!
DAIMYO COOP SNOOP: Even the egotistical gnome and bunny.
AMAR: Yeah, surprised they made the cut.
PRODUCER: Ahem, don't forget to mention about DLC.
AMAR: DLC? Oh god, another game company selling themselves out for more cash grabs.
PRODUCER: Not the shout out we wanted, but we can work with it.


DAIMYO COOP SNOOP: How are you doing Amar? It must be scary being on the block for your second time.
AMAR: Yeah, I'm obviously nervous- more so that I'm up against Lana.
DAIMYO COOP SNOOP: I'd have much rather they send home the vampire girl, she always jokes that she'll nick my treats when I'm not looking.


AMAR: Aww bless you. Come here Coop!

*AMAR scratches and strokes DAIMYO COOP SNOOP.*

AMAR: I feel the same way as you, if it weren't for that immunity badge...
DAIMYO COOP SNOOP: Yeah... would you have...
AMAR: Nominated her in a heartbeat? AB-SO-LUTELY! We're civil now but she's the last real target I have in this house.

























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JANELLE: Ughhhhhh... This is no good.
LANA: Is it still hurting Janelle?
JANELLE: Yes lovey, I just can't seem to find any comfortable position today.
LANA: I bet you knocked your back on something.
JANELLE: I did walk into the fridge door when Trix had it open the other day.


LANA: That was quite silly.
JANELLE: I had my eyes focused on the hob dear, I didn't realise the door was open behind me.
LANA: Accidents happen, have you checked for bruising?
JANELLE: No bruising my love, just aching.


LANA: That's somewhat good news then.
JANELLE: This is the perfect position! No back pain here.
LANA: You can't stay in that position, unless you want killer abs.
JANELLE: At my age, that would be a delight dear.
LANA: Give over, you're not that old Janelle.


JANELLE: Lovey, if only you knew...
LANA: Are you okay Janelle? You seem a little down in the dumps?
JANELLE: I'm fine... come take a seat here.
LANA: Okay sure.

*LANA sits down on the bed.*


LANA: I'm not convinced that everything is fine, what's up?
JANELLE: I'm all in my feelings lovey. I'm sad it's eviction day. You shouldn't be on the block.
LANA: It's the game Janelle... it was bound to happen sooner or later to me, no one gets out of a season without a nomination or two.
JANELLE: True... I just wish that there were better options.


LANA: Can I ask a big question... are you going to save me tonight?
JANELLE: Yes, of course. I thought about taking you out but it wouldn't sit right with me. You and I have a close bond, one that I cherish my love. I couldn't do that to a friend.
LANA: Wow, that's deep.
JANELLE: Like I said, I'm in my feelings lovey.


LANA: I'm incredibly nervous today, this is my first time on the block and I'm not sure what to expect tonight. Janelle has assured me that she has my best interests in mind and that she will save me. If I can trust her then I should be safe- I'll give her my full support if she does.

























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TRICERATOPS: Please can you do me a big favour, if you are my ally then please do what I ask of you... PLEASE!
BLAIR: Sure thing.
TRICERATOPS: Could you vote the same way as Janelle tonight? I don't want to have to make a final vote between Amar and Lana.
BLAIR: I will do if I know how Janelle is going to vote.


TRICERATOPS: Thank you so much. I haven't spoke to her just yet but I'm sure she will make her mind up soon.
BLAIR: Is there anyone you'd want out?
TRICERATOPS: I don't want either of them out.
BLAIR: Hmm, in that case- let's vote out Lana.
TRICERATOPS: Well... I-uhh... I'm not too sure...


BLAIR: So you want Amar out? I thought you might think that. You wouldn't be able to send home Lana.
TRICERATOPS: What is that supposed to mean?
BLAIR: I'm just shocked that you're still not willing to play the game. If I was in your shoes I'd take out my biggest threats.
TRICERATOPS: I am playing strategically. I'm playing my game on my rules.


BLAIR: If so then you'd take Lana out- Lana is a big threat whether you want to take notice of it or not.
TRICERATOPS: Don't talk to me like I'm a silly idiot. I know she's a threat... you don't think I can be savage? You don't think I can be cut-throat?
BLAIR: I don't know, can you?
TRICERATOPS: Of course I can! Yes... yes, I can!


BLAIR: I like being devilishly wicked. If I can get Trix to turn on Lana and send her home today then another one of my plans have worked. Lana is a big threat to my game and if I'm going to go up against her in the battle round I know for sure she won't be taking me through to the top 2 with her. Sorry Lana, but you need to go!


BLAIR: If you can pull it off, you'll be in the best position going into the battle round next week.
TRICERATOPS: You think? I'm... not so sure.
BLAIR: Of course you will, you'll have everyone wanting to take you with them to the top 2. Mark my words, its the best decision you've come up with.
TRICERATOPS: It would be a good move...


TRICERATOPS: I need time to think.
BLAIR: You go think Trix. I'll go and stack the clothes.
TRICERATOPS: Thanks Blair, we all really appreciate it.
BLAIR: Just doing my bit for the house.

*BLAIR leaves. TRICERATOPS starts to think hard.*

























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AMAR: Well I've packed my bags all up now. I'm ready to go.
LANA: Mine are all packed too. It feels so weird knowing one of us won't be here in a few hours time.
AMAR: Yeah, it feels surreal. I don't want you to leave.
LANA: I don't want you to go either, you're the only person left in this house that I fully trust to say anything too in here.


AMAR: You don't trust Trix anymore?
LANA: It's not that I don't trust her... I just feel like Blair is on one side pulling the strings and Janelle is on the other trying to make things happen for her.
AMAR: So you think she's a pawn in everyone's game?
LANA: It's sad to say but yeah, they both still have their hooks in her even if Blair and Janelle are against each other now.


AMAR: That's a good point.
LANA: Yeah, I hope she can release them both in the top 4- once she does that she can play her best game again.
AMAR: She's gonna need help from whoever stays tonight, she won't be able to do it by herself.


LANA: That's where we can use Blair and Janelle's rivalry to our advantage, if we can get them both to target each other then they'll get rid of themselves without much effort on our parts.
AMAR: Good plan, if either of them get eliminated in fourth place then we'll just have to focus on getting the survivor out afterwards.
LANA: Deal!


AMAR: Being up again for the second time in a row definitely hurts but it's part of the game and is expected. I truly hope they do the right thing and keep Lana today- she is my favourite player in this game and plays clean! I don't mind taking the bullet so Lana can stay.


AMAR: After this eviction, we'll have to talk to Trix about the plan. It's all coming together now.
LANA: Yeah... it's just a shame all three of us can't be there like planned.
AMAR: Tell me about it, it honestly sucks.
LANA: Hopefully if one of us can sit in the top 2 and win then it's still somewhat of a success.


AMAR: Absolutely! Now come here.

*AMAR and LANA go in for a hug.*

LANA: Thank you Amar, you've been a great friend to me.
AMAR: As have you to me Lana.

























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JANELLE: Thank you so much lovey for helping me clean up.
TRICERATOPS: Don't mention it Janelle! Dusting is my number one talent being sewing clothes.
JANELLE: It's definitely appreciated dear. My back is still quite sore. Now should I pop out the bubbly and have a secret drink.
TRICERATOPS: Sure, what are we celebrating?


JANELLE: Yes my loves, it's my birthday today. I don't want to make a big deal out of it, it's just another day for me. Once you've had so many birthdays, the rest all blur into one. I will let Trix know though, she's a lovely girl who helps me out all the time. I can rely on her for a lot in this house.


JANELLE: It's my birthday lovey.
TRICERATOPS: Congratulations! Happy Birthday. How old are you?
JANELLE: You can't ask a lady her age... it's rude.
TRICERATOPS: Sowwy... so...?
JANELLE: I'm 21 again dear, with a lot of years experience.
TRICERATOPS: Good answer!


JANELLE: Go get the bubbly from the fridge, we'll go hide out in the games den and have a sneaky drink.
TRICERATOPS: Why don't we invite everyone else in too?
JANELLE: Oh no dear, I don't want a big fuss. Plus I'd rather celebrate it with people I adore.
TRICERATOPS: Aww, you adore me! I feel like all warm inside.


JANELLE: Well it's the truth lovey, you've never stabbed me in the back- you've always been 100% honest and genuine with me and I appreciate that.
TRICERATOPS: That's just me I guess, I try not to hurt people.
JANELLE: Yes, a lot of other people don't seem to understand that sadly.
TRICERATOPS: Are you sure you don't want the others to know? We could keep it a small thing.


JANELLE: Fine my dear, we can get the cheesecake out and have a slice each... both of us are still going to have a sneaky glass of champagne though.
TRICERATOPS: I am soooooo with you on that plan.
JANELLE: I'm glad you approve, I think it's the best idea I've had all day.
TRICERATOPS: Can I open it? I love it when the cork just shoots off into space.


TRICERATOPS: So tonight is the eviction and I'm going to be sad to see Amar or Lana go, they've been supportive of me since day one and to see either of them go will hurt like hell. Why can't we have someone in this house that's horrible, that would have been such an easy nomination to do and would make me feel a lot better. Luckily Janelle has hidden a bottle of champagne for us to drink, a few bubbles may make me lighten up a bit.


JANELLE: Of course you can! I hurt my thumb doing it with the last bottle I had. It left a right nasty bruise.
TRICERATOPS: You gotta be careful, it's a dangerous task.
JANELLE: More so if the cork goes flying at you. I knew a young lad who nearly knocked his eye out, the silly berk had it pointed to his face.

























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AMAR: I thought it'd fall down then.
LANA: You got lucky Amar, it was teetering on the edge.
BLAIR: Watch out guys... It's time to show you how to play the Llama game like a true professional.
AMAR: Go on then, show us what we need to do.


BLAIR: Hmm, here we go.

*BLAIR removes one of the wooden blocks.*

BLAIR: See! That's how you do it people.
AMAR: Show off.


*LANA takes out one of the wooden blocks faster than BLAIR.*

LANA: You mean like this?
BLAIR: Uhm... yes, exactly like that!

LANA: I guess I'm the professional now.
BLAIR: Yeah... so Amar, you're up next and the llama is looking very shaky.
AMAR: No pressure, it isn't going to fall over.
BLAIR: If you follow my method you'll be fine.
AMAR: I'll stick to mine. Thanks.

LANA: ...Which one are you going to take Amar?
AMAR: I might go for one in the middle. Play it safe you know.
BLAIR: What are you waiting for then, take one out Amar.
AMAR: There's no rush, I'm going to take my time.
BLAIR: Fine.

*AMAR pulls one of the wooden blocks out.*

*The llama goes falling down.*

BLAIR: WOOOOOO! Look at that llama fall.
LANA: Sorry Amar, looks like you've lost.
AMAR: Nevermind, it was gonna come down sooner or later.

EVEN: HELLO HOUSEMATES! THE TIME HAS COME TO VOTE. THE EIGHTH EVICTION CEREMONY WILL BEGIN SHORTLY. CAN ALL HOUSEMATES PLEASE MEET IN THE CEREMONY AREA TO BEGIN THE EVICTION.

























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EVEN: Hello housemates! Welcome to the eighth eviction ceremony of Season 5! Tonight, one of our fantastic nominees will be sent packing and will leave the competition.

EVEN: In today's eviction each one of you will have the chance to vote one of your nominees on the chopping block to leave the competition. The housemate on the block who receives the most votes to evict will leave the competition immediately.

EVEN: Amar and Lana, as you are the nominees this week you are not eligible to vote in the eviction ceremony, is this clear?
AMAR: Yes.
LANA: Yeah it is clear to me.

EVEN: Triceratops, as you are the current reigning HOH you are also not eligible to vote in the eviction ceremony. If the house fails to come to a majority vote, you will get the chance to decide who will go home though. Is this clear?
TRICERATOPS: Yes... It is Even.

EVEN: Since this season's abstain twist has now finished we will go straight into the vote tonight. Amar and Lana, good luck for the vote!

EVEN: IT IS TIME TO VOTE! The first housemate who will be casting their vote tonight is... BLAIR!
BLAIR: Good luck guys, let's do this vote.
EVEN: Good luck nominees!

























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BLAIR: I would like to evict _____. We're at a point in the competition now where all votes are crucial. I need to make sure I use mine wisely.

JANELLE: I would like to evict _____ this evening. I believe his time is up and I would like to see a strong female take the win this season!

EVEN: Thank you for your vote Janelle! All housemates have now voted and the votes will be tallied up. Please could you return to the ceremony area Janelle!

*JANELLE exits to the ceremony area.*

























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EVEN: Welcome back guys! Are you happy with your votes?
ALL: Yeah!
EVEN: Perfect.

EVEN: Now, I have tallied up the votes for tonight and...
ALL: ...
EVEN: No one is going home... just yet...
ALL: Wait, what?

EVEN: The house has failed to come to a majority vote. With 1 vote each, Amar and Lana are tied.
JANELLE: Oh wow. I wasn't expecting that!
EVEN: In the case of a tie, we revert back to our current HOH who will decide which one of the nominees on the block will be going home.

EVEN: Triceratops, as you are the current HOH, you will be the one to make this decision.
TRICERATOPS: Don't even look at me Blair...
BLAIR: What did I do?
TRICERATOPS: You know what you've done...
EVEN: Good luck nominees! Triceratops... who are you going to send home tonight?

TRICERATOPS: This is so crap... I hate this... ugh, I don't know who to pick...
EVEN: I'm going to need an answer Trix.
TRICERATOPS: ...Okay... I am so sorry to the person I'm going to send home. I hate that I have to be the one to pick between my friends. Even, the nominee I'm going to send home tonight is...

























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TRICERATOPS: Lana!
LANA: There we go.
TRICERATOPS: I'm so sorry Lana, I'm so so sorry.
LANA: It's fine Trix.
EVEN: I'm very sorry Lana. Unfortunately you have been evicted from the house, please may I ask you to leave immediately.

*LANA stands up from the block.*

LANA: Before I go, I want to thank you for the opportunity to be on this show Even. It has been a truly magical journey. To the rest of you, good luck going into the battle round. It's going to be tough.
TRICERATOPS: Lana, wait before you go...

TRICERATOPS: I want to apologise, this should not have happened this week. If I could go back in time and change everything I would do. I hope you can forgive me because I feel like complete dog doo doo about this.
LANA: Trix, we have to make hard decisions in this game. I'm not going to hold it against you. We're still really good friends and this won't change that.

TRICERATOPS: I love you Lana, thank you for forgiving me.
LANA: No worries... now, go on and win this game. You hear me?
TRICERATOPS: I do. I'm sorry again.
JANELLE: We're all going to miss you lovey.
LANA: I'll miss you all too!

*LANA heads for the main door.*

LANA: Here I come world... who's ready to see the new Lana?

*LANA leaves the house as the eighth evicted housemate & third member of the jury this season.*

LANA: Goodbye everyone, here starts a new journey. I can't wait to get back into the ocean.
EVEN: And that is the last of Lana in this game.

EVEN: Lana has finished in 5th place. Lana is also the third member of this season's jury! Although we have lost Lana for now, we shall see her again at the Season 5 finale!

EVEN: Housemates, 5 of you have become 4. You are all one step closer to becoming the winner of Abnormality! I hope you are all ready as this is going to be one of the toughest challenges this game has seen. It's time for the BATTLE CHALLENGE! Two of you will come out of next week as finalists, two of you will be sent home though. I wish you all the best of luck! Good luck everybody.
ALL: Bye Even.

AMAR: I can't believe I'm in the top 4! When I first started this game, I thought for sure I'd be out as soon as possible but I've managed to get to this stage of the competition. I'm sad that Lana has gone but I will make sure to avenge her going forward.

























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EVEN: Hello world! It's time to initiate the battle challenge! All four housemates will go up against each other in a challenge like no other! The aim of the game is simple. Try and get the most points and advance to the final. That's right, the housemate with the highest points will get an advanced pass to the finale. In addition to this, they will get to choose who they want to bring with them to the finale. The winner of this challenge will get to pick from 2nd and 3rd place on who they want to bring with them and who they want to evict. The housemate who has the lowest score in 4th place will be eliminated before this decision is made by the winner. The end is almost in sight and these housemates are ready to fight for their lives in this game!


EVEN: Good luck to the top 4! May the evens be ever in your favour. On that note, this concludes this episode of Abnormality! Unfortunately Lana was not able to save herself and has been evicted from the house. I would like to say a massive thank you to SimTresa for submitting Lana for Season 5. I look forward to see who you will submit for Season 6! That's all for tonight, tune in next time to see who will win the battle challenge and who will fall at the last hurdle. Goodnight everybody!


HOUSEMATES:

Amar Thanos (Turner)
Blair Lunanova (ninjakid150)
Janelle Waiter (HayloHusky)
Triceratops O'Dell (Tigerblu11)

5th: Lana Mahi'ai (SimTresa)
6th: Griffin Bryant (WinteryGarnet)
7th: Stewart Murray (lillibattenberg)
8th: Jin Chang (kittymeow)
9th: Jonah Goodwin (Alleenmens)
10th: Brandon Cohen (YJB19299)
11th: Chef Bertha (M13Vulpecula)
12th: Charlotte Winterbourne (twiddle3)