Saturday 20 June 2015

3.19: Gnome Chasers


Even: Hello world! Welcome to Abnormality- Season 3! This is the place where drama happens, friendships are broken and enemies are produced! This season, 14 housemates will be entering the Abnormality House to win a huge $250,000. There will be only one winner though, but who will it be? Let's see how everything plays out.


*AFTER LUCIELLE'S EVICTION*

Chandrika: Well I think that was a very successful eviction. I'm still here!
Carlito: I know, thank god for that.
Skye: Did you see Wayne after she was evicted?
Chandrika: Haha yeah.

Carlito: No, what happened?
Chandrika: He looked so annoyed... he looked like he was going to kill someone.
Skye: Haha, he wish he could. I think we've definitely got the upper hand now.
Chandrika: Agreed!

Chandrika: Hehehe, I'm sorry... I can't help but smile... I mean, did you see Wayne's face? I think I'll cherish that moment forever...

*Chandrika smells something*

Chandrika: Hmmmm... smells like nuts... all kinds of nuts... lovely...

Skye: The only thing that is upsetting though is that Lucielle went. We were getting closer.
Chandrika: Yeah I noticed you and her started being better than friends.
Skye: I hope she doesn't hate me for it. It is part of the game though to get people out.
Chandrika: I doubt...

*Chandrika can hear shouting.*

Chandrika: What the hell is going on?

Wayne: Don't come crying to me about her. You voted her out for goodness sake!
Nathan: And do you think I wanted to? I actually did like her you know.
Wayne: You liked her so much you voted her out. Smart move, NOT!
Nathan: Why are you so delicate about this anyway? You couldn't give two f*cks about her.

Wayne: I couldn't care about her! But you emotionally manipulated her to save your ar*e!
Nathan: Sure, whatever you think. You're so clouded with judgement.
Wayne: With good reason too. You only let her become the target because you were soon to go. You haven't done anything all game so you threw someone else under the bus so you could float for another week.

Nathan: This is too much. I'm ending this here, you're talking complete b-s right now.
Wayne: No I'm telling you the truth. You are pathetic.
Nathan: And you aren't? Have you looked in the mirror. You're a disgusting piece of scum. Scratch that, you're a huge pool of scum... and I can't wait to see you go home this week.

Wayne: What Nathan did to Lucielle is disgusting. If I could get a girl interested in being with me, especially a girl like Lucielle, I would not be voting her out! What an idiot! If a girl is about to sleep with you, you don't repay her by sending her home, that's mental! And he has done nothing all game, I might seem like I'm doing nothing but at least I won a HOH. He has actually done nothing but float in the middle of the house and he's had an easy ride because of it. He's a stupid, lowly little slug that I just want to squash beneath my foot.

Wayne: Me? Go home. Don't be so stupid... I've got this win in the bag.
Nathan: Ha, only if the jury were made up of egotistical freaks like you, then yeah it'd be a cakewalk for you.
Wayne: We'll see. You'll be the one going home this week though my friend. I'll guarantee that.

Nathan: I'm not having this any more. You think you can go around here pushing people about, but that's just complete rubbish! And then you do one good deed every so often and you think you can be forgiven? I gave you the doubt before, but now I see how you truly feel. Get ready to get sent home.
Wayne: Well if I'm going home it won't be by you. You haven't done anything so far to affect the house.

Nathan: You sure about that?
Wayne: Oh I'm definitely sure.
Nathan: Well good for you, I'm leaving now. Have fun talking to the plants, they are the only ones who'll put up with your sh*t.
Wayne: Bye coward.

Nathan: ...
Wayne: Go back to your alliance and cry now. Be a good little baby.
Nathan: I swear... he is not gonna last long in here if I have anything to do about it.
Wayne: ...

Natasha: Well, tonight has been eventful.
Nahita: I know, I feel confident about this next week. We need to get power to eliminate some big players.
Natasha: I agree... I am worried about one thing though.
Nahita: What is that?

Natasha: Wayne... you know how... nasty he can get.
Nahita: I definitely agree.
Wayne: Night ladies! What are we doing in here?
Nahita: Hi Wayne... just talking alliances and stuff. You can join us if you want.

























*HOH DAY!*

Chandrika: Morning Nathan! How are you?
Nathan: I'm still sad from the other night... I miss Lucielle.
Chandrika: I know... on the other hand though, we can all get to look in the mirror now.
Nathan: I guess so.

Chandrika: Are you sure there's nothing else on your mind?
Nathan: Wayne...
Chandrika: Oh, has he still been taunting you?
Nathan: Yep.


Nathan: I'm trying not to let Wayne get to me. I've dealt with worse people than him in my life, I've got better things to worry about... like this upcoming HOH competition than to obsess over him! Positive energy, that's all we need.

Chandrika: That sucks.
Nathan: Yep, it makes me even more determined though to try and win this next HOH.
Chandrika: You're definitely going to nominate him then?
Nathan: Of course, he needs to go. I'm just nervous if he does win though. He's won before, he could do it again.

Chandrika: You'd be nominated, that's a no-brainer.
Nathan: I overheard them talking about nominating Carlito too if they were going to win.
Chandrika: Carlito? Did they give a reason.
Nathan: He plays the game... and that's all he does.

Chandrika: That is true.
Nathan: Which is also bad because it's pretty clear he does too. So I think we'd definitely be the two nominees if Wayne won.
Chandrika: Maybe I should talk to Carlito about his ways. If he can somehow curve his attitude until the nominees are revealed then he might be safe.

Nathan: Do you think you'll be able to get through to him? He's very stubborn you know.
Chandrika: I'll find a way to get him to listen to me. If he really respects his place here then he will listen.
Nathan: Good thinking. I'm gonna get changed, I'll see you at the HOH competition.
Chandrika: Okay.

Chandrika: Besides the peculiar fact it still smells like nuts, I'm actually really worried about someone else... Carlito! He's involved in playing the game... As in, only playing the game... Like, he lives to play the game, instead of the other way around... Got the picture? I think I'll talk to him about it later, if he still acts like that...




























Wayne: Another day another win.
Carlito: Ha, don't get too cocky. You know I'm going to win this.
Wayne: Haha sure.
Carlito: It's starting to feel really weird now, we're almost at the final!


Wayne: Yeah, I thought for sure I'd be out week one.
Carlito: Lucky you! I know I come off hard faced and confident... but I actually did think that I wouldn't make it far at the start. Then I guess the twist helped slightly.
Wayne: What makes you say that? You won... basically a popularity contest.


Carlito: How does it feel to have got half way and see half the cast already leave? Um, it feels brilliant. Sure I can tell myself "I didn't know I'd make it this far." Deep down I've always known I'd get far... next step, get HOH? Who knows...


Carlito: That's true. Guess I got nothing to worry about then if the jury will love me.
Wayne: Ha, you're not getting to the final my friend.
Carlito: Oh really?
Wayne: Yeah, coz I am... and I'm gonna make sure the strongest threats are taken out by then.


Carlito: That sure does sound like a threat.
Wayne: Does it? How can you be so sure I'm on about you?
Carlito: Hmm, because I'm awesome.
Wayne: Well I think you're looking at what I said in the wrong way.


Carlito: What are you talking about?
Wayne: Well, you are a strong threat... as a player. But when it comes down to the jury's opinion, there are other people who they'd vote to win down to the social side of the game.
Carlito: Wait... are you saying someone could win over us... because they're a good friend to the jury members?


Wayne: Well why not, there is no rule technically against it. Just give another reason instead of them being loyal so they can win.
Carlito: I never thought of that... well I did... I didn't think it would actually count though.
Wayne: Yep, so keep your eyes open, keep your allies close and your enemies closer!




























Natasha: We need to talk about our fight last week.
Skye: There is not much left to say about it really.
Natasha: I know, I want to apologize though, my behaviour was out of hand.
Skye: I... am sorry too. We were both in the wrong.


Natasha: I don't want it to get in front of our relationship though, I still want to be friends.
Skye: So do I, I don't think we'll get close while we're still here though, there's too much water under the bridge right now.
Natasha: That's understandable. I also kind of want to tell you something else too.


Skye: Sure, what is it?
Natasha: Every choice that is made from now to the end... please don't take it personally.
Skye: I won't as long as you don't.
Natasha: I Promise.


Natasha: I'm glad me and Skye have had time to reconcile about our problems. I know we won't be as good friends as we were before but it's a work in progress. I would like Skye to be in the final with me... but I'm not sure I could allow it, especially now that the numbers are dwindling. I need to bring through the person who I think won't be able to beat me... And I just can't see Skye being that option unfortunately. She might have to go...


Skye: So, who are you thinking about nominating if you win?
Natasha: I can't play in the HOH this week remember?
Skye: Oh yeah, I completely forgot.
Natasha: Can I ask you a really quick question?


Skye: Okay.
Natasha: If you win the HOH this week... can you please spare me.
Skye: Oh... well...
Natasha: ...?


Skye: I'll think about it.
Natasha (whispering to herself): That means no then...
Skye: What was that?
Natasha: Nothing.




























Nahita: Hi Simon. Is it Simon or Simone?
Simon: It's Simone with a non-existent E.
Nahita: Oh... okay then. We need to have a quick chat.
Simon: Oh yeah, what about?


*Nahita brings a chair over and sits down*

Nahita: First of all... nice to see you again Stripes.
Simon: Hmm...
Nahita: What do you know of the bed explosion weeks ago?


Nahita: After some intensive research and a very convenient placed note, I think I've found out who has caused the bed explosion! I mean come on, how many people have worn stripes in this house so far... Kyle... no it's not Kyle... Why would it be Kyle? He liked everyone while he was here... Nevermind, you know what I think it's pretty obvious who the other actual suspect is... It's Simon! Goddammit, you producers really are slow at your job.


Simon: I know nothing... I was just merely waiting to be brought in by the producers.
Nahita: Hmm sure you were. You had plenty of time to right that bed up.
Simon: Don't you dare f*cking brand me an exploderer.
Nahita: That's not even a word... and what about this note?


Simon: What note?
Nahita: "That kaboom was awesome! We need some more TNT soon. Thanks- Stripes."
Simon: I... have no words.
Nahita: You're guilty! It's written all across your potted face.


Simon: You have no f*cking proof b*tch! You hear me. NO PROOF!
Nahita: How come the producers also found the basement full of TNT then... ordered specifically for you!
Simon: I... I...
Nahita: And we have our suspect caught I believe! Give me my own detective show right now.


Simon: I COULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO! IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU STUPID B*TCH... AND YOUR STUPID GOLDEN HOOP EARRINGS!
Nahita: See you in court Simon. You're going down for attempted murder!
Simon: Sure I am. BAH-BYE!

*Simon disappears into a cloud of smoke.*

Even: Well... looks like we have a murderer on the loose...
Producer: Technically he... I mean she didn't kill anyone.
Even: She's still a fugitive though, get security to find her, in the mean time...

Even: Could all the housemates please meet in the ceremony room for the HOH competition!




























Even: Hello housemates!
All: Hi Even.

Even: Today all of you will compete in the HOH competition. This competition is called; The Gnome Chase.


Even: As Natasha was the HOH last week, he is not eligible to compete in this week's HOH competition. The rest of you are though. It's time for you all to enter the HOH room. Natasha please stay in the ceremony room until the HOH competition is over.
Natasha: Okay.


Chandrika: Only six of us now? Wow.
Wayne: Yeah duh.
Nathan: Oh god, here he goes again.
Skye: My eyes are stinging. I think I've got an eyelash in them.

*The group enter 'The Asylum'*


Even: Welcome Housemates! You are in 'The Asylum'. Now for this challenge, it is simple. Find and collect the points from the treasure chests you find! However, to make it more difficult! Let's add a twist on things.


Even: We have these little creeps to follow you around and stop you earning points. You have to avoid these gnomes at all costs because if they get you, you are eliminated! You'll keep your points but won't have any more time to find the points! Got it?
All: Yeah.
Even: When a housemate gets eliminated too, the remaining surviving housemates will receive one point towards their final scores! Without further or do, let's begin! GO!


Carlito: Where are the bloody chests?
Skye: I don't think there's any in here. We need to get moving, those gnomes will be on us.

Even: Looks like Carlito and Skye are hunting down the chests. Let's see what the others are doing.


Nathan: No chests... Oh.
Wayne: What?
Nathan: Thought you were going to say something sarcastic, nevermind.
Wayne: Well I will if you want me to.

Even: Looks like they are arguing again. Where's Chandrika and Nahita?


Chandrika: Are you following me?
Nahita: No... you're just going the way I want to go.
Chandrika: Hmm...

Even: Looks like they might team up for this challenge? Meh, who knows.


Even: OH NO! THEY'VE GONE... THEY'RE HUNTING DOWN THE HOUSEMATES AS WE SPEAK! GOOD LUCK GUYS. Let's see how everyone is getting on in the challenge.




























Carlito: We really should split up and cover more ground, we'll get more chests that way.
Skye: You're right. Where do you want to go?
Carlito: I'm not bothered. You choose where you want to go first.
Skye: Hmm...


Skye: I'll go upstairs and search around the halls. You want to cover the ground floor?
Carlito: Sure. I'll search the bedrooms, I feel like they'll most likely be in there rather than the bigger rooms.
Skye: Okie dokie. I'll see you around then partner.
Carlito: That's if you don't get caught, keep your eyes open!


Wayne: Look at all these boxes... they might be in there.
Nathan: Even said chests... not random boxes.
Wayne: And boxes can be used as chests. I'm still going to go and search every nook and cranny here.
Nathan: Good for you.


Wayne: You really don't like me do you?
Nathan: Ha, no I don't. Which is a great cue for me to leave you.
Wayne: Are you going into the garden? Big mistake.
Nathan: I'll try the mistake any day then stay with you any longer.


Chandrika: Ooo a gym!

*Chandrika looks around.*

Chandrika: I don't think there's anything in here.


Chandrika: Can you find me a light switch Nahita?

*Pause*

Chandrika: Nahita? SHE'S LEFT ME!


Nahita: Hmm, looks like a nursery of some kind.

*Nahita enters the nursery*

Nahita: Well...


Nahita: This doesn't feel creepy at all.

*Nahita hears a door slam shut. She thinks its a gnome.*

Nahita: Sh*t! I need to hide... or run... Running might be a better option.


Chandrika: Being chased by three gnomes around an old asylum... That's just plain creepy...




























Carlito: I hope this wasn't an actual asylum... that'd be messed up.

*The door locks behind Carlito.*

Carlito: What the hell...


Sad Gnome: Good morning Mr. Mendez! I've been expecting you!
Carlito: Oh f*ck!
Sad Gnome: There's nowhere to run now. Mwahahahahaha!

*CARLITO IS ELIMINATED FROM THE COMPETITION. HIS SCORE WILL BE REVEALED AT THE END.*


Nathan: Well... nothing out here.

*Nathan see's something in the bush.*

Nathan: Hmm, what's that?


Nathan: Not a treasure chest... but... a trowel.

*The door shuts behind Nathan.*

Nathan: THE DOOR!


Crazy Gnome: MWAHAHAHAHA! GOT YOU NOW LADDIE!
Nathan: Great... this is all I need.
Crazy Gnome: COME TO ME AND MAKE THIS ELIMINATION QUICK AND EASY!

*NATHAN IS ELIMINATED FROM THE COMPETITION. HIS SCORE WILL BE REVEALED AT THE END.*


Nahita: That was close... now... oh look! A CHEST!

*Chandrika opens the door and enters.*

Chandrika: AHH! Nahita...


Chandrika: Am I glad to see you... I just...

*Chandrika notices something.*

Chandrika: Oh no...


Chandrika: Nahita look out!
Curly Gnome: Teeheeheehee!
Nahita: AHHHH!!!
Chandrika: I'm out of here!

*NAHITA IS ELIMINATED FROM THE COMPETITION. HER SCORE WILL BE REVEALED AT THE END.*




























Skye: Where is everyone? I need to get back to Carlito... if he's still in the game.

*Skye can hear walking. She quickly hurries into the next room.*

Skye: Not yet...


Wayne: Ahh a chest!

*Wayne can hear something from behind the sofa.*

Wayne: What is that...


*A mouse runs out on Wayne and runs down the hall.*

Wayne: I'm glad it's not a gnome... now let's go and get some points.

*Wayne goes into the next room.*


*Chandrika breathes heavily.*

Chandrika: I can't get eliminated now... I've been doing good so far.

*The door opens.*


*Chandrika breathes quietly. She tries to peek over the bookcase to see the door but she can't.*

Chandrika: ...Um...

*Chandrika sees the gnome coming around the corner.*


Curly Gnome: Teeheeheehee! I found you poppet.
Chandrika: Ugh...
Curly Gnome: TEEHEEHEEHEE!!!

*CHANDRIKA IS ELIMINATED FROM THE COMPETITION. HER SCORE WILL BE REVEALED AT THE END.*




























Skye: Has everyone been eliminated? There's no one around...

*Skye sees Wayne on the balcony.*

Skye: I need to stay with him... if he gets caught first, I'll be sure to win if I'm the last one left.


*Skye runs down the hall but can't find the door.*

Skye: Where the hell is the door? Have I passed it.

*Skye can hear footsteps.*


Crazy Gnome: MWAHAHAHA! WHY HELLO THERE PRETTY!
Skye: Oh my... I... think I'm gonna run.
Crazy Gnome: DO YOU REALLY WANNA TRY THAT LASSIE?
Skye: Yes, yes I do.


Sad Gnome: I don't think you're going anywhere Miss Chamberlain.
Skye: Oh... my... no!!! I've been caught.
Sad Gnome: Yes you have!

*SKYE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE COMPETITION. HER SCORE WILL BE REVEALED AT THE END.*


Wayne: Hmm...
Even: Wayne?
Wayne: Yes?
Even: You are the sole survivor and have earned your survivor points. It's time to go back to the house and tally up everyone's points from the chests and the survivor points.




























Even: Now that we are all back here. It's time to tally up everyone's scores. How did you like the challenge guys?
All: ...
Even: I'm guessing that's a yes... no... whatever...


Even: Right, we've tallied up everyone's scores. We have a new HOH everyone!

Even: I can now reveal... that the winner of this HOH competition is...



























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Even: Wayne!
Wayne: OHHHHH YEAH!



HOH RESULTS:
Wayne- 14 1/2 (Not Eliminated)
Skye- 10 (Eliminated Round 14)
Chandrika- 9 1/2 (Eliminated Round 13)
Nahita- 7 1/2 (Eliminated Round 11)
Carlito- 6 (Eliminated Round 5)
Nathan- 2 1/2 (Eliminated Round 8)

Even: As Carlito and Nathan were the lowest scorers this week, they will be the Have-Nots. They will only have access to slop and will eat slop for this week.

Even: Congratulations on your win Wayne! You have gained the power to nominate two nominees this week.
Wayne: Great.
Even: So Wayne... as the seventh HOH you have the power to nominate... Wayne, who are you going to nominate...

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Wayne: Chandrika and Nathan! Chandrika you annoy me to no end but at least you and I know where we stand. This nomination should come as no surprise to you and I hope you enjoy another week on the block. Nathan, you are a disgusting, spineless little mealworm. I know that I'm not exactly the most moral one here, but at least I'm honest and upfront about what I'm doing. Last week, you lied to me about who you were evicting when you had no reason to and sent your girlfriend packing needlessly. Now, this is your comeuppance and even though you probably aren't going home, I relish the opportunity to nominate you, I'm basically a moral crusader.
Even: Wow, harsh but a nomination nonetheless. Okay, Chandrika, Nathan, you are this weeks nominees. You will be participating in this week's POP competition to try and save yourselves.


Even: Okay, that concludes this HOH competition. I will see all of you next time at the POP competition. Good luck!
All: Bye Even!




























Chandrika: Well that was... tense.
Skye: You're telling me. It doesn't look good for you though Chan.
Chandrika: I know, he more or less said I'm the main target, despite his hatred for Nathan.
Skye: We have to change that.


Chandrika: Either way, if me or Nathan save ourselves he might nominate you or Carlito.
Skye: It's a risk we have to take.
Chandrika: I know... ugh. This is very... I don't even know the words to describe this.
Skye: Too much? I think that's what you were going to say.


Chandrika: Something like that.
Skye: I've got an idea! Maybe we could persuade Wayne to put Natasha up?
Chandrika: Do you really think he'd do that? They're technically allies now.
Skye: It's worth a shot right?


Chandrika: I guess so. Should we tell the others about the plan?
Skye: Not tonight, I don't think Nathan is really in the mood for anything right now.
Chandrika: I feel sorry for him.
Skye: Same here, Wayne went a little too far...




























Nathan: I'm definitely done with him now. I was going to patch it up with him after the event at Lucielle's eviction, but no. He's made his bed now, he can lie in it.
Carlito: So... what are you gonna do now?
Nathan: I'm going to save myself, duh.


Carlito: Good to hear... and if you win, you can basically prove Wayne wrong.
Nathan: That's my point. I haven't floated at all, I've just waited for the best time to go in for the kill.
Carlito: I like this side! Where has this side been at alliance meetings?
Nathan: I've never been this determined to get someone out before, I've always got along with everyone in this house. Guess that's changed for good now.


Carlito: Either way, I want you to keep your spirits up, the worst thing you could do right now is just give up.
Nathan: Thanks for the advice. Ugh... I wish Lucielle was here now...
Carlito: Well she's not. Now are you going to win this next POP competition?
Nathan: Yes...


Carlito: I want you to believe in yourself when you say it.
Nathan: I am going to win this! Just watch me.
Carlito: Good. Now run along to bed, you're gonna need the rest.
Nathan: Okay, thanks again. This meant a lot.




























Even: That is the end of the day! Chandrika and Nathan have become the new nominees, which one of them will be able to save themselves at the next POP competition though? We'll find out soon. Stay tuned everyone!