1.5: First Eviction

Welcome to Abnormality! Season 1, where the Drama begins. 7 Contestants will enter the House and one of them will win the grand prize of $250,000 Simoleons and the title of 'King/Queen of the House'. So far on Abnormality, Plum won the POP and decided to swap Lilian for Bridgette instead. Bridgette was mad and the alliance between her and Lilian wasn't getting off to a good start. What will happen this episode? Who will be packing their bags and going home? It's all on Abnormality!

Lilian: Phew, that was a close one! I am shocked that Plum used the POP on me. I really thought I'd be the one going home his week. I am glad I can rest safely for the rest of the week but I feel awful that Bridgette had to go up in my place. In other news, karaoke the other day was super fun even though I just watched. Maybe some other time we can have a contest to see who would win it. That would be a blast! With the people in this house, you never know what is gonna happen so I'm looking forward to what is in store for us next.

Cassandra: Plum! How convenient that I found you up here!
Plum: What the f*ck do you want?

Cassandra: Don't you dare talk to me like that peasant. I came to see whether you wanted to be part of my... offer?

Plum: Offer?

Cassandra: Yes. I have a nice little package offer for you?

 

Plum: Keep talking...

Cassandra: Well, I can tell that you my dear, are a very strong participant so...

Plum: So what?

Cassandra: It pains me to say this but, do you want to team up?

Plum: As in an alliance?

Cassandra: That's exactly what I'm saying.

Plum: And what's in it for me?

 

Cassandra: What do you think you blambering numbskull! A place in the final, with me.

Plum: Sounds good. Alright then.

Cassandra: Great, this will be an experience. Teaming up with a peasant. Cassandra, you have stooped low.

 

Bridgette: Life in this house is... Terrible. I swear everyone hates me or is mean to mean. After yesterday. Cassandra dislikes me. Locket hates me. Not sure if Lilian likes me... Well. I hope she does or Plum. Actually I don't think Plum does at all. Armada... Well. He's just.... Him. At least Beth's nice. She's like becoming my new BFF in the house. Well... just F anywhere. I don't have friends :'(

 

Locket: I'm bored... I'M BORED!!!

Plum: Shut up for f*ck sake.

Locket: I will when we do something good around here.

Plum: Oh! I've got a great idea! Let's do a fashion show/chat show.

Locket: Now we're talking. But we haven't got a set. It'll be better if we would have had a set.

Ziggy (Voice Over): Contestants! After just hearing the conversation about the chat show, the producers thought it'd be nice to create a set for you. Make your way to the garden!

Locket: That's convenient.

Ziggy (Voice Over): The producers have also placed a costume chest in the living room. It's full of wigs, dresses, clothes, etc. So get yourself ready for the chat show guys.

Lilian: Yey!

 

*Lilian dives into the chest and puts on a wig*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lilian: I don't think it really suits me.

Plum: It does.

Locket: Don't even get me started.

 

Cassandra: So, basically, all of us were bored, and so Plum came up with an idea to have a talk show. Plum was the host of the show and Bridgette was the co-host. Lillian was a fashion consultant and Locket was her assistant. Lillian ended up giving me a makeover on the show. I thought it shall look terrible but Lillian didn't do a bad job. However, Locket ended up giving me a negative review on the makeover as she was being her mean-spirited self. Then, they basically went to a couples therapy session with Beth and Armada.

Plum: Welcome everyone to 'Hot Spice' the new fashion-chat show on the block with your hosts Plum Love and Bridgette Newman.
Bridgette: You got that right Plum! We're joined on the sofa with our fashion stylist today; Ms. Lilian Forbes!

Lilian: Thank you darling!
Bridgette: We also have Ms. Forbes fashion assistant and reviewer, Ms. Locket Terrawe!

Locket: Ms. Terrawe here and ready to bring this whole block down!
Plum: Now, Ms. Forbes has been working on a certain lady and gave her a new look. Lilian, do you want to show... Cassandra!
Lilian: I most certainly do! Cassandra come on out babes!!!

Cassandra: Here I am peasants! I... I actually love it! I look youthful!
Bridgette: Absolutely brilliant!
Locket: Oh no...

Locket: First of all! IT ISN'T A NEW LOOK! She's just changed the colour of her dress and her hair! Lilian no offence... but that is a sh*t look and a sh*t makeover... you need a new occupation lovey!

Lilian: Wow, dramatic!
Locket: No seriously, all joking aside. It was overall SH*T!
Lilian: Excuse me. How about I come over there and knock you the f*ck out, you little b*tch!

Plum: Girls! You need to get some therapy... so how about chatting to our couple's therapists. Ms. Beth Willingham and Mr. Armada Samuels.
Armada: Also known as Mr. Sexy.
Plum: Erm... Yes. So anyway...

Bridgette: Time to work your magic on the couples Beth and Armada!
Plum: Please tell me your ready because these b*tches are at each others throat.

Beth: I think we need to do an example first. So, I'll start... Mr. Samuels, I need something to tell you.
Armada: Let me guess you're pregnant. Well honey, I've already got 15 kids to different women.
Beth: Well Armada, you're going to have 16 soon, I'm pregant. So, what would you guys...
Armada: Wait, you're pregnant?
Beth: Yes Armada.
Armada: It can't be... I used protection in the hot tub.
Beth: No Armada. I didn't actually...
Armada: I need to go... like now!
Beth: Armada! I'm not actually pregnant!

*Armada slams door on all of them*

Beth: Armada! *starts to cry and runs off*
Cassandra: I'm gonna go after her.

Beth: Leave me alone!
Cassandra: Come here deary! *hugs Beth* Don't cry.
Beth: It's Armada, this relationship is over now. At least I think it will.
Cassandra: You don't need men deary. I don't have a husband. He left me, I'm fine as a single woman.
Beth: I guess you're right.
Cassandra: You know what you need... you need to get him out! You should join mine and Plum's alliance.
Beth: Wait what?
Cassandra: You should help me and Plum out by joining our alliance.

Beth: Why should I do that?
Cassandra: Think about it you fool! If you, me and Plum team up, we'll head straight for the final.
Beth: And?
Cassandra: That will show Armada that you're not just an object! And he'll respect you better.
Beth: You're kinda right.
Cassandra: I am right!
Ziggy (Voice Over): Contestants! All of you go to the living room, the eviction ceremony is about to begin.

Ziggy (Voice Over): Contestants! Welcome to the first eviction ceremony! Tonight, either Bridgette or Locket will be leaving the Abnormality house! Armada, Beth, Cassandra and Lilian. Each of you will have to go into the diary room and vote for the contestant you want out of the competition. In the case of a tie, Plum (the current HOH) will have to vote for the contestant she wants out of the competition.

Ziggy (Voice Over): Armada, you are first to vote!
Armada: Damn.
Beth: Be a man and step up to the plate.
Armada: You don't have to get ratty cos' you're having my baby.
Beth: I'M NOT PREGNANT, YOU STUPID WALRUS!!!

Armada: I vote to evict ______.

Cassandra: I vote to evict _____.

Lilian: I vote to evict _____.

Beth: I vote to evict _______.

Ziggy (Voice Over): Right, the votes are in! And the person going home tonight is...

Ziggy (Voice Over): No one! It is a tie!

 

Votes for:

Bridgette- 2

Locket- 2

 

Ziggy (Voice Over): So, Plum... it's all down to you! Who are you going to pick to exit the competition.

Plum: Ziggy... the person I'm choosing is...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Plum: Bridgette!
Bridgette: No!
Ziggy (Voice Over): Bridgette! You have been evicted! You'll have a couple of minutes to say goodbye and exit the house! I'll be waiting outside to interview you!

Bridgette: Well, I guess it's goodbye then. See ya.

Ziggy: Hello world! We have the first evictee of the Abnormality House with us... Bridgette Newman!
Bridgette: Hey Ziggy.
Ziggy: You ready to get interviewed?
Bridgette: Yep.

Ziggy: How has your time been in the house?
Bridgette: Well, to be honest. Not all too good. I mean. Cutting it so short. I didn't really make much of my time.

Ziggy: Will you be keeping contact with anyone in the house?
Bridgette: I WISH! Like they'd talk to me. I would love too. Well... Except maybe Locket... and Plum... and... Well... Cassandra. Anyone who is watching this, call me.... Maybe? Idk... OMG! I just said Call Me Maybe on Tv.... OH GOD! *facepalms*

Ziggy: If you had to redo your experience all over again, what would you do?
Bridgette: Grrr.... Talk to people. Well. Make friends... with everyone. But I can't change who I am. It would've help to win at least 1 comp right! Yeah.

Ziggy: Will we see you on any other reality shows in the future?
Bridgette: Sure. Why not. Might make up for the terrible run I had here.

Ziggy: Here are a few good-bye tapes for you Bridgette:


Beth: Bridgette- Bridgette? Seriously? Wasn't seeing that coming. Nope. Not at all. 'Cause in no way did I vote for you. So I guess you're leaving? Soon? Please?

Cassandra: I just want you to know that I feel as if you shouldn't be the one going home. I feel as if somebody else should of been the one going home this week.

Armada: You were a sexy piece of ass. Better luck next time.

Ziggy: Oh and one last question before you go... Who do you want to win Abnormality now?
Bridgette: Hmmm... Lillian... Maybe Beth. Not sure.
Ziggy: Thank you Bridgette you've been a lovely person to chat too!

Ziggy: I would also like to say thank you to HayloHusky for submitting Bridgette on Abnormality! Good luck for the future, and hopefully you might return with a new character- next season. :)

Ziggy: So, Bridgette was the first person to be evicted from the Abnormality house! What will happen next episode? With a new alliance on the rise, will they be a giant threat? Who will win the next HOH? And who will be put up for eviction? Until next time folks! That was Abnormality!!!