1.6: Just like John Wayne

Welcome to Abnormality! Season 1, where the Drama begins. 7 Contestants will enter the House and one of them will win the grand prize of $250,000 Simoleons and the title of 'King/Queen of the House'. So far on Abnormality, Bridgette was the first person to be evicted from the Abnormality house. Seeing this as an opportunity Cassandra set up an Alliance with Beth and Plum. Armada also upset Beth. What will happen on today's episode? Who will win the HOH? And who will be put up for eviction? It's all on Abnormality!!!

Plum: Thanks for coming guys. We needed a meeting on this.
Beth: Do you want to begin Cassandra.
Cassandra: Indeed, I was taking a rather long time yesterday thinking about my actions and I have come to a decision.
Beth/Plum: Yes?
Cassandra: I'm annuling this alliance.
Plum: What?

Plum: You cannot be serious. It was your idea Cassandra!
Cassandra: I know it was but I have my reasons.
Plum: And those reasons are?
Cassandra: I'm not telling you peasant. I will not stoop to your level.
Plum: You're afraid aren't you? You're afraid that it will make you look a bigger target?

Cassandra: That is definitely untrue and absurd. I'm splitting this alliance up as I think we'll stand a better chance singular.
Plum: We'll stand a better chance when you're gone.
Cassandra: Repent!
Plum: You repent!

Plum: I am sick of being pushed around by every m*therf*cker in this house and it's time to change! I bet Beth knew about it aswell didn't she? She knew this alliance would split.
Beth: I didn't Plum I swear.
Plum: Liar!

Beth: Oh Plum. I've got worse things to deal with than you. You sicken me!
Plum: Get the f*ck out of my room then you ugly little sl*g.
Beth: Fine, come on Cassandra!
Plum: Good... I mean... where are you going? Come back! Damn meds...


*Beth and Cassandra exit. Plum walks over to the bed when Armada enters*

Plum: Well, well, well... if it isn't Armada. Come to stick the knife in even more have you?

Armada: No. I came to see if Beth was up here.
Plum: No she isn't. She went on a big b*tchfit and left.
Armada: That's a shame. I wanted to say sorry to her for yesterday.

Armada: But I guess if she isn't here I should go...
Plum: No! Stay for a little bit, she won't mind.

Plum: In fact, I wouldn't say sorry to her at all. She was just b*tching about you in here.

Armada: Really?

Plum: Yeah, she was insulting your... manhood *winks*

Armada: Oh no. This is embarrasing.

Plum: It's fine, I understand.

Armada: You... do?

Plum: Yeah. How about we take a seat on the bed?

 

*Armada and Plum sit on the bed*

 

Plum: Just relax...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*15 minutes later*

 

Plum: Oh Armada!

Armada: Yeah babe?

Plum: Don't stop! Keep going.

Armada: Hehe.

 

Plum: Wow, that was awesome.

Armada: I know right. Don't tell Beth this, but you're definitely better.

Plum: I am? Yes.

Armada: I'm still a little confused though.

Plum: Yes?

Armada: How come you said you understand when you were talking about my... well you know?

Plum: Don't you know?

Armada: Don't I know what?

Plum: Oh dear, well... I'm...

Armada: No! Don't tell me you're a...

Plum: Yes, I thought you knew.

 

Armada: Oh gosh. THAT MEANS... OH GOD NO! I'm sorry Plum, I got to go find Beth and apologise. This was a big mistake.
Plum: Armada, wait, I?
Armada: Sorry.

*Armada puts his clothes back on and leaves*

Plum: ARMADA! Damn meds again...

Armada: Hi beth!
Beth: Oh, it's you.
Armada: Beth, can't we talk please?
Beth: There's nothing to talk about.

*Armada sits next to Beth*

Armada: I want to apologise for yesterday, I was a little bit over the top.

Beth: You got that right.

Armada: Plus, I kinda was being selfish and not listening.

Beth: Yep.

 

Armada: And I was being such a d*ckhead.

Beth: What do you want?

Armada: For us to be friends again. I don't mind if you don't find me attractive anymore. But at least we can bury the hatchet right?

 

Beth: I don't know. I can't think straight.

Armada: Please?

Beth: I guess we can give it another try.

Armada: Thanks. Come here!

 

Locket: God damn camera! Ahem, sorry. *SOMEONE* broke this thing again. They should really replace it -.- Anyway, thanks to Plum, I'm not being kicked off the show. YES! Bridgette (correct spelling if that's wrong!) was never gonna win anyway, so.... STUPID GOD DAMN CAMERA *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*Ahem, pardon my french. (camera falls down) (distant mumbling) AAAAAAAAAH!

Lilian: Sittin' on the toilet! Mmph! Sittin' on the toilet! Mmph! Sittin' on the toilet! Mmph! Sittin' on the toilet! Mmph! Sittin' on the toilet! Sittin' on the toilet! Sittin' on the toilet! Sittin' on the toilet! Then flush! *flushes*
Locket: BETH!
Lilian: Oh no, what's going on now?

Locket: Why can't you do anything right Beth?
Beth: Excuse me?

Locket: The diary room camera is broken... yet again. And why? Cos' you we're probably in there this morning messing around with it.
Beth: Locket, why are you starting an argument again? Haven't you got anything else to do?

Locket: I have, but I have to stop because you keep messing everything up. You're a waste of space and oxygen. You're gonna be out next.

Beth: How dare you? Who do you think you are? Seriously, you wonder why people hate you so much? You drive them in the wrong direction and it needs to stop.

Locket: I'll stop when you stop s*cking Armada's c*ck.

Armada: Hang on a second, now that's just out of order!

 

Armada: How dare you critise Beth! At least she isn't a little spoilt b*tch like you are! I thought you'd change after a while, but you obviously haven't.

Locket: Shut up you complete a*se.

Armada: I can't believe I thought you we're attractive. I'll give you a little warning first though! Stay away from Beth, otherwise you'll regret it.

 

Locket: Oh yeah and what are you gonna do if I don't?

 

Armada: Simple. I'm gonna get you out of this house! And then I'll laugh as you start to cry because you lost the prize money.
Locket: Whatever, I'm going.

Ziggy (Voice Over): Contestants! Please can all of you head to the garden for the HOH competition please.

Armada: Come on Beth!

Ziggy: Hello contestants! Welcome to the third HOH competition. The competition today is called; "Raging Bull of Mexico!"

Ziggy: In "Raging Bull of Mexico" all contestants will have to tackle the Bucking Bronco! The contestant who last's the longest on the Bronco, obviously takes the role of HOH for the week.
All: Yey!

Ziggy: Plum, as you were the previous HOH, you are not eligible to compete in this competition.
Plum: Great.
Ziggy: So are you all ready?
All: Yeah!
Ziggy: Good, first one to face the Bronco is... Lilian!
Lilian: Yey!

Lilian: Aww, it's so cute! Does it have a name?
Ziggy: Erm... yeah. Daisy!
Lilian: Daisy, proper cow name.
Ziggy: Bull, it's supposed to be a bull but the producers obviously don't know the difference.
Daisy: Moo!
Ziggy: Wow, that's... quite scary.

Lilian: Woo! Woo! Oh! Woo!
Ziggy: Enjoying yourself Lilian?
Lilian: Hell yeah, it reminds me of some of the folk who lived down south with us.
Ziggy: That's nice.

Lilian: Ouch! Nothing like facepalming the mat.
Ziggy: Lilian, you have fallen off of the bronco... cow. Your score has been recorded. Next up... Beth.
Beth: Woo!

Beth: Ah! It's so much fun! Steady on Daisy!
Ziggy: Beth, you're working that cow!
Beth: I know right!

Beth: Hahahah! I can't feel my face!
Ziggy: I can tell. Woah! Don't go over Daisy's head!
Daisy: Moo!

Beth: Oh yeah! Standing up on the cow! I think i've done it!
Ziggy: Beth keep on going...
Beth: Nah, it's fine. I'm gonna get off now, I'm happy with my time.
Ziggy: Erm okay. Your score has been recorded Beth. Next up to face Daisy is... Armada!
Armada: Woo!
Daisy: Moo?

Armada: Woah! Steady on girl!
Ziggy: Are you okay Armada?
Armada: Yeah, I feel a little sick but that's okay.
Daisy: Moo! Moo.

Armada: It's going even faster! I think I'm gonna throw up!
Daisy: Moo, moo! MOO!

*Daisy turns off*

Armada: What happened?
Ziggy: We stopped the machine. We thought you were going to be sick.
Armada: I'm fine now.
Ziggy: Unfortunately, that'll have to be your score.
Armada: What, that's b*llshit!
Daisy: Moo!
Ziggy: Up next to face Daisy is... Cassandra!

Cassandra: Me? I have a problem. I don't want to rip my dress.
Ziggy: Don't worry, you'll be fine!
Cassandra: I will?
Daisy: Moo!
Cassandra: Okay then.

Cassandra: Woo! Calm down girl. This is very entertaining. Hahahah!
Daisy: Moo!
Cassandra: Oh dear.

Cassandra: Hahaha! Oh Daisy, you're such a lovely person. So entertaining and intelligent.
Daisy: Moo?
Cassandra: Let's see if I can stand on it like Beth.
Daisy: Moo! MOO!

Cassandra: And perfection!
Daisy: Moo...
Cassandra: Let's see if I can do a frontflip!
All: What!?
Daisy: MOO!

Cassandra: Woo! Yeah!
Ziggy: Wow Cassandra. I've never seen that side of you.

*Cassandra re-adjusts herself*

Cassandra: I'm terribly sorry, very out of character. I'm going to go sit down then.
Ziggy: And last but not least, to face Daisy... Locket!
Locket: Oh no.

Locket: Ouch!
Ziggy: Really? You weren't on there 2 minutes.
Locket: I think I've hurt my bum.
Ziggy: Hahahaha!
Locket: What's so funny?
Ziggy: You should see your face! It's hysterical!

Locket: It's not that bad is it?

*Ziggy falls to the floor laughing*

Locket: STOP LAUGHING!

*Everyone else starts laughing*

Locket: Stop it!

*Daisy starts laughing*

Locket: Okay that's just rude!

*Locket pulls out the live wire and Daisy turns off!*

Daisy: Moooooooooooooooooo...
Beth: You just killed Daisy! You b*st*rd!

Ziggy: Right! The scores are in, I can now tell you that the person who has won this week's HOH is in fact...

Ziggy: Cassandra!
Cassandra: Really? I... WOO! Hell yeah. I mean, very good indeed!

Quiz Marks:
Armada: 6
Beth: 8
Cassandra: 9
Lilian: 7
Locket: 7

Ziggy: As the two lowest scorers; Armada and Lilian- you will be the Have-Nots for this week. So Cassandra, as the HOH who will you nominate for eviction this week?
Cassandra: Well, Ziggy. My two designated nominations are for...

Cassandra: Lilian and Locket!
Lilian: You cannot be serious!
Locket: Again? What a f*cking joke.
Ziggy: As HOH you also have the choice to choose someone to participate in the Pamper Package. So who will it be?
Cassandra: Since I am feeling generous I will nominate Locket for the Pamper Package.
Locket: Me? Really. Well, I guess it's not all bad.
Ziggy: And with that done, the HOH competition has concluded. Good luck guys!

Ziggy: So, Cassandra won the HOH competition this week and nominated Lilian and Locket for eviction. Will Lilian or Locket remove themselves from the chopping block again this week or will fate have another option for them? Will Beth find out about Armada and Plum and will Daisy survive? Probably. Poor Daisy.
Daisy: Moo!
Ziggy: That's all for Abnormality today! Check into the next episode to find out what happens.

1.5: First Eviction

Welcome to Abnormality! Season 1, where the Drama begins. 7 Contestants will enter the House and one of them will win the grand prize of $250,000 Simoleons and the title of 'King/Queen of the House'. So far on Abnormality, Plum won the POP and decided to swap Lilian for Bridgette instead. Bridgette was mad and the alliance between her and Lilian wasn't getting off to a good start. What will happen this episode? Who will be packing their bags and going home? It's all on Abnormality!

Lilian: Phew, that was a close one! I am shocked that Plum used the POP on me. I really thought I'd be the one going home his week. I am glad I can rest safely for the rest of the week but I feel awful that Bridgette had to go up in my place. In other news, karaoke the other day was super fun even though I just watched. Maybe some other time we can have a contest to see who would win it. That would be a blast! With the people in this house, you never know what is gonna happen so I'm looking forward to what is in store for us next.

Cassandra: Plum! How convenient that I found you up here!
Plum: What the f*ck do you want?

Cassandra: Don't you dare talk to me like that peasant. I came to see whether you wanted to be part of my... offer?

Plum: Offer?

Cassandra: Yes. I have a nice little package offer for you?

 

Plum: Keep talking...

Cassandra: Well, I can tell that you my dear, are a very strong participant so...

Plum: So what?

Cassandra: It pains me to say this but, do you want to team up?

Plum: As in an alliance?

Cassandra: That's exactly what I'm saying.

Plum: And what's in it for me?

 

Cassandra: What do you think you blambering numbskull! A place in the final, with me.

Plum: Sounds good. Alright then.

Cassandra: Great, this will be an experience. Teaming up with a peasant. Cassandra, you have stooped low.

 

Bridgette: Life in this house is... Terrible. I swear everyone hates me or is mean to mean. After yesterday. Cassandra dislikes me. Locket hates me. Not sure if Lilian likes me... Well. I hope she does or Plum. Actually I don't think Plum does at all. Armada... Well. He's just.... Him. At least Beth's nice. She's like becoming my new BFF in the house. Well... just F anywhere. I don't have friends :'(

 

Locket: I'm bored... I'M BORED!!!

Plum: Shut up for f*ck sake.

Locket: I will when we do something good around here.

Plum: Oh! I've got a great idea! Let's do a fashion show/chat show.

Locket: Now we're talking. But we haven't got a set. It'll be better if we would have had a set.

Ziggy (Voice Over): Contestants! After just hearing the conversation about the chat show, the producers thought it'd be nice to create a set for you. Make your way to the garden!

Locket: That's convenient.

Ziggy (Voice Over): The producers have also placed a costume chest in the living room. It's full of wigs, dresses, clothes, etc. So get yourself ready for the chat show guys.

Lilian: Yey!

 

*Lilian dives into the chest and puts on a wig*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lilian: I don't think it really suits me.

Plum: It does.

Locket: Don't even get me started.

 

Cassandra: So, basically, all of us were bored, and so Plum came up with an idea to have a talk show. Plum was the host of the show and Bridgette was the co-host. Lillian was a fashion consultant and Locket was her assistant. Lillian ended up giving me a makeover on the show. I thought it shall look terrible but Lillian didn't do a bad job. However, Locket ended up giving me a negative review on the makeover as she was being her mean-spirited self. Then, they basically went to a couples therapy session with Beth and Armada.

Plum: Welcome everyone to 'Hot Spice' the new fashion-chat show on the block with your hosts Plum Love and Bridgette Newman.
Bridgette: You got that right Plum! We're joined on the sofa with our fashion stylist today; Ms. Lilian Forbes!

Lilian: Thank you darling!
Bridgette: We also have Ms. Forbes fashion assistant and reviewer, Ms. Locket Terrawe!

Locket: Ms. Terrawe here and ready to bring this whole block down!
Plum: Now, Ms. Forbes has been working on a certain lady and gave her a new look. Lilian, do you want to show... Cassandra!
Lilian: I most certainly do! Cassandra come on out babes!!!

Cassandra: Here I am peasants! I... I actually love it! I look youthful!
Bridgette: Absolutely brilliant!
Locket: Oh no...

Locket: First of all! IT ISN'T A NEW LOOK! She's just changed the colour of her dress and her hair! Lilian no offence... but that is a sh*t look and a sh*t makeover... you need a new occupation lovey!

Lilian: Wow, dramatic!
Locket: No seriously, all joking aside. It was overall SH*T!
Lilian: Excuse me. How about I come over there and knock you the f*ck out, you little b*tch!

Plum: Girls! You need to get some therapy... so how about chatting to our couple's therapists. Ms. Beth Willingham and Mr. Armada Samuels.
Armada: Also known as Mr. Sexy.
Plum: Erm... Yes. So anyway...

Bridgette: Time to work your magic on the couples Beth and Armada!
Plum: Please tell me your ready because these b*tches are at each others throat.

Beth: I think we need to do an example first. So, I'll start... Mr. Samuels, I need something to tell you.
Armada: Let me guess you're pregnant. Well honey, I've already got 15 kids to different women.
Beth: Well Armada, you're going to have 16 soon, I'm pregant. So, what would you guys...
Armada: Wait, you're pregnant?
Beth: Yes Armada.
Armada: It can't be... I used protection in the hot tub.
Beth: No Armada. I didn't actually...
Armada: I need to go... like now!
Beth: Armada! I'm not actually pregnant!

*Armada slams door on all of them*

Beth: Armada! *starts to cry and runs off*
Cassandra: I'm gonna go after her.

Beth: Leave me alone!
Cassandra: Come here deary! *hugs Beth* Don't cry.
Beth: It's Armada, this relationship is over now. At least I think it will.
Cassandra: You don't need men deary. I don't have a husband. He left me, I'm fine as a single woman.
Beth: I guess you're right.
Cassandra: You know what you need... you need to get him out! You should join mine and Plum's alliance.
Beth: Wait what?
Cassandra: You should help me and Plum out by joining our alliance.

Beth: Why should I do that?
Cassandra: Think about it you fool! If you, me and Plum team up, we'll head straight for the final.
Beth: And?
Cassandra: That will show Armada that you're not just an object! And he'll respect you better.
Beth: You're kinda right.
Cassandra: I am right!
Ziggy (Voice Over): Contestants! All of you go to the living room, the eviction ceremony is about to begin.

Ziggy (Voice Over): Contestants! Welcome to the first eviction ceremony! Tonight, either Bridgette or Locket will be leaving the Abnormality house! Armada, Beth, Cassandra and Lilian. Each of you will have to go into the diary room and vote for the contestant you want out of the competition. In the case of a tie, Plum (the current HOH) will have to vote for the contestant she wants out of the competition.

Ziggy (Voice Over): Armada, you are first to vote!
Armada: Damn.
Beth: Be a man and step up to the plate.
Armada: You don't have to get ratty cos' you're having my baby.
Beth: I'M NOT PREGNANT, YOU STUPID WALRUS!!!

Armada: I vote to evict ______.

Cassandra: I vote to evict _____.

Lilian: I vote to evict _____.

Beth: I vote to evict _______.

Ziggy (Voice Over): Right, the votes are in! And the person going home tonight is...

Ziggy (Voice Over): No one! It is a tie!

 

Votes for:

Bridgette- 2

Locket- 2

 

Ziggy (Voice Over): So, Plum... it's all down to you! Who are you going to pick to exit the competition.

Plum: Ziggy... the person I'm choosing is...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Plum: Bridgette!
Bridgette: No!
Ziggy (Voice Over): Bridgette! You have been evicted! You'll have a couple of minutes to say goodbye and exit the house! I'll be waiting outside to interview you!

Bridgette: Well, I guess it's goodbye then. See ya.

Ziggy: Hello world! We have the first evictee of the Abnormality House with us... Bridgette Newman!
Bridgette: Hey Ziggy.
Ziggy: You ready to get interviewed?
Bridgette: Yep.

Ziggy: How has your time been in the house?
Bridgette: Well, to be honest. Not all too good. I mean. Cutting it so short. I didn't really make much of my time.

Ziggy: Will you be keeping contact with anyone in the house?
Bridgette: I WISH! Like they'd talk to me. I would love too. Well... Except maybe Locket... and Plum... and... Well... Cassandra. Anyone who is watching this, call me.... Maybe? Idk... OMG! I just said Call Me Maybe on Tv.... OH GOD! *facepalms*

Ziggy: If you had to redo your experience all over again, what would you do?
Bridgette: Grrr.... Talk to people. Well. Make friends... with everyone. But I can't change who I am. It would've help to win at least 1 comp right! Yeah.

Ziggy: Will we see you on any other reality shows in the future?
Bridgette: Sure. Why not. Might make up for the terrible run I had here.

Ziggy: Here are a few good-bye tapes for you Bridgette:


Beth: Bridgette- Bridgette? Seriously? Wasn't seeing that coming. Nope. Not at all. 'Cause in no way did I vote for you. So I guess you're leaving? Soon? Please?

Cassandra: I just want you to know that I feel as if you shouldn't be the one going home. I feel as if somebody else should of been the one going home this week.

Armada: You were a sexy piece of ass. Better luck next time.

Ziggy: Oh and one last question before you go... Who do you want to win Abnormality now?
Bridgette: Hmmm... Lillian... Maybe Beth. Not sure.
Ziggy: Thank you Bridgette you've been a lovely person to chat too!

Ziggy: I would also like to say thank you to HayloHusky for submitting Bridgette on Abnormality! Good luck for the future, and hopefully you might return with a new character- next season. :)

Ziggy: So, Bridgette was the first person to be evicted from the Abnormality house! What will happen next episode? With a new alliance on the rise, will they be a giant threat? Who will win the next HOH? And who will be put up for eviction? Until next time folks! That was Abnormality!!!