Saturday 5 January 2019

4.8: Puha and Muskie

EVEN: Welcome to Abnormality- Season 4! This season we follow 12 new housemates who are battling it out to win the grand prize of $250,000 in addition to the title of 'King/Queen of the House'. Following the third HOH challenge, Luke and Teresa found themselves on the block. With the third POP of the season coming up, will either nominee be able to save themselves from the block? Let's find out on Abnormality!

*MAYA is checking out her new outfit and wig in the mirror.*

MAYA: Maya looks like a million dollars! Maya would like to promote this look to all the fashionistas out there.
SHIRLEY: Wow... you look amazing...

SHIRLEY: And blonde really suits you.
MAYA: Maya is warmed by your sweet comments. Maya can see that Shirley is trying something new.
SHIRLEY: Oh, this old thing.
MAYA: Maya notices that the colour works well with your hairstyle as well as your personality. The blue though... hmm, Maya isn't so sure.

SHIRLEY: Any tips I can get will always be welcomed.
MAYA: Maya wants to know how you feel in the outfit?
SHIRLEY: I do like the yellow, the blue top is comfortable.
MAYA: Maya notices you use the word 'comfortable'. Maya has a little secret, fashion isn't comfortable. Maya thinks maybe that is why you aren't perfecting that look?

SHIRLEY: Sure it can be.
MAYA: Maya disagrees intently.
SHIRLEY: I hope you don't mind me asking, but I got thinking about you... what did you do before your became the celebrity you are today?
MAYA: Maya... well... Maya, wasn't always a celebrity... Maya wasn't always rich either.

SHIRLEY: I'm surprised you haven't talked about it before. Then again, we all have moments in our pasts that we don't necessarily want to showcase... sometimes, don't even want to believe happened.
MAYA: Maya wasn't traumatised, not really.
SHIRLEY: Traumatised? Dare I ask what it's about?

MAYA: Maya wouldn't want to reveal... Maybe Maya will reveal it one day but not today.
SHIRLEY: I understand, well- if you ever need to talk. I'm always here.
MAYA: Maya would also like to offer herself to listen to your problems... unless Shirley starts crying. Maya doesn't bring tissues with her and Maya doesn't want tears over her couture.

MAYA: Maya is really warming up to Shirley. Maya didn't think Shirley had much in her at first, Maya is seeing potential though. Maya can see a superstar underneath all the black denim and cheap vests.

























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GIULIANO: Luke, I'm glad we can have this chat.
LUKE: I-I think it w-would be for the best.

*GIULIANO takes a seat at the table.*


LUKE: F-first of all, I-I want to apologise if I-I did something wrong for you to h-hate me.
GIULIANO: Luke, I don't hate you. Not even a little bit.
LUKE: I-I heard that you did, which is why I c-came to confront you.
GIULIANO: You've heard a lie, all I said was that I dislike your Carlito 'act'.


LUKE: So you don't hate me?
GIULIANO: No. I actually wish sometimes I'd be able to get to know you better sometimes, I don't really know you outside of your whole Carlito lark.
LUKE: I-I don't really know much about you either, m-maybe we could try a bit more to get to know each other.
GIULIANO: I'd like that, it'd definitely help with communication. Plus, I've got room for more friends.
LUKE: Yay, s-same here.


LUKE: I-I'm glad I had a conversation with Giuliano to discuss t-the confrontation. I-I still feel so s-silly, but I-I'm glad he doesn't hate me any more. Now... Now, I have to g-get myself off the block.

*LUKE sheds a tear.*

PRODUCER: Are you going to cry again?
LUKE: I didn't cry before! I didn't!


LUKE: One other thing, I'm nominated. Obviously. Can I ask for your help? I want to stay here so so so badly.
GIULIANO: Out of you and Teresa, I would definitely save you over her.
LUKE: Y-you don't like Teresa?


GIULIANO: I can't connect with her as a person, there seems like there is a wall up with her. She is too game focused and from what I've seen, has no intention of changing that and getting to know anyone in here.
LUKE: I-I can see that.
GIULIANO: Yo, do you want to get some ice cream? I've hidden some in my bag so no one will find it.


LUKE: I-Is it the Amul one with the little chocolate brownies?
GIULIANO: Of course, the best one.
LUKE: Y-Yes please. Mmm.
GIULIANO: Let's go quick then before anyone finds out where it's gone.


GIULIANO: I'm delighted me and Luke hashed it out, you know I actually like him a lot. He seems really cool, but I have a feeling that a lot of the people in this house could take advantage of his naive nature. I'm not much older than him, but in a weird way, I want to protect him. I think sometimes he gets too involved in the game and I know it's going to hurt him. This could work well too for an alliance between us both, I know he is capable of winning challenges so I know I'd be safe if he ever wins.

























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KATHARINA: I've taken Randall's advice and gone to see Benvolio about my painting work. I need to do a step up from my last creation, what should I do though? I need to do something with my face that completely changes... hmm, I've got an idea. Let's see if I can pull it off.


KATHARINA: Are you ready?
BENVOLIO: Yep, let's see what you've done E-Kat?
KATHARINA: Awesome, here I come.

*KATHARINA enters the room.*


BENVOLIO: Wow, you look... like an alien rocker!
KATHARINA: Thanks, I wanted to go for something a little different.
BENVOLIO: I'm amazed, you've done a really good job here.
KATHARINA: I didn't take special effects class for nothing now.


BENVOLIO: Hmm, how did you get the shiny effect on the skin makeup?
KATHARINA: That's a little trick I use, I use a paint roller and stir up a mixture of glitter, acrylic paint and one other secret ingredient. It just rolls on like... well, paint.
BENVOLIO: I can't stop looking at it. How did you get rid of your hair?


KATHARINA: I shaved it all off.
BENVOLIO: You did what? That's crazy.
KATHARINA: Kidding, I wore a bald cap. It's an expensive one but you can't see any creases so that's good... glad I didn't waste my money on it and it failed.


BENVOLIO: You invested wisely, and you know what?
KATHARINA: What is it?
BENVOLIO: You just secured your place in Circus Anormalità!
KATHARINA: Yassss! That is great, thanks Ben, it means a lot.


BENVOLIO: It's my pleasure.
KATHARINA: So when do we perform?
BENVOLIO: Umm...
KATHARINA: Hopefully it's soon!
BENVOLIO: Well, I... Uh...
KATHARINA: Haven't we set any dates?
BENVOLIO: No, not just yet.
KATHARINA: Oh... well, we better start making one. We won't be here forever.


BENVOLIO: Looks like Circus Anormalità's growing now that we have Katharina's painting talent added to the show. Now that we have 4 people it's about time to start planning the show and rehearsing. Anything to make the people happy, and maybe the other housemates will start showing their talenti as well. Though I still feel really grave about Maya... I have to talk to her soon about it... And signora Teresa wanted to talk to me as well about something? What though? Ma cosa?

























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PETER: Ooo gurl, why you letting your skin go dry. Better moisturise as a matter of priority!

*WILLOW can be heard talking to something.*

WILLOW: Who's a good boy?
PETER: ...Who the hell is she talkin' too?


WILLOW: Now when I've finished here, you'll have to go, got it?
DANCER: Woof!
WILLOW: Shh, they might be able to hear you from the garden. We have to be ultra stealthy solid snake mode, yeah?
DANCER: Woof!


*PETER walks in.*

PETER: Oh... looks like you got a new friend, huh.
WILLOW: Peter! I can explain everything.
PETER: So... I'm guessing you're not a shape-shifter? You're just a magician.


WILLOW: Yes, but I can sometimes. I just need my fairy magic...
PETER: Gurl, you on some of the crazy dust... and to be honest, I'd like some too because I'm stressing over this skin.
WILLOW: Please don't say anything to Benvolio, please! I really want to be apart of this circus. I do, I do!


PETER: He needs to know what your act is about, so sorry gurl but I have to.
WILLOW: Oh noooooo, he's gonna hate me.
PETER: He'll just be a little disappointed... just like me.
WILLOW: I should have been up front and honest, shouldn't I?


PETER: That might have been the best thing to do honey.
WILLOW: I just wanted to be part of the show... I'm so sorry.
PETER: ...Listen honey, I doubt Ben would ban you from the show... but if you're gonna lie about this, what else are you going to lie about in this game? It don't look good for you sis.
DANCER: Woof!
PETER: Oh hell naw, did that ho just throw shade my way? How dare her little puppy heels.

























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TERESA: Today is going to be interesting.
RANDALL: Oh yeah, how so lady?
TERESA: Well, it's the POP. I'm going to do everything in my power to win... and then destroy the very people who came after me this week.


RANDALL: Pardon me Teresa, but ya'll don't know who put you up for the block, coulda been any of 'em.
TERESA: That's why everyone is a target now... well, minus Luke. He obviously didn't nominate himself.
RANDALL: That mean I'm in trouble too?
TERESA: Don't be silly, you wouldn't dare cross my path, would you?
RANDALL: Course not. Man like me knows to stay away from a hella crazy lady like yourself.


RANDALL: Ms. Gonzales is goin' crazy I tell thee. She's out to get the bugger who put her on the block. I know not to even consider it if I ever win the HOH. Ain't got no time for drama with the ladies, had enough of that wi' mah last gal. She was on anotha level'a crazy though, got arrested for tryna vandalise mah bike.


TERESA: I'm not crazy, I'm focused. I know what the long term plan is, I just need to secure a position in this house to make it possible.
RANDALL: Guessin' you got a few targets in mind?
TERESA: Absolutely, you can't win this game without having targets. It's the same as business, if you put the work in and achieve targets, then you'll reap the rewards. It's just a little different in this situation of course, but the rules still apply.

*TERESA finishes scrubbing the bathtub and goes to sit with RANDALL.*


TERESA: Those bum nuggets! First they take my notebook, and now they put me in the frying pan. They'll all have their turn, whether it's on this show or some other day.


RANDALL: You're a very calculated woman. I seen it these past coupla weeks.
TERESA: I'm smart, people seem to think it's bad to brag but I don't see the issue in being confident of your wits.
RANDALL: I can open a bottle of jack with mah elbow... I'm confident not many people can do that.


TERESA: No... they can't. What annoys me, is that certain members of this house haven't made any ounce of effort to play the game... this needs to change. Therefore, I want to extend my offer of an alliance to you- a top 2 alliance, I think it'll benefit us both. What do you say to that?
RANDALL: Well, I... Uh...


TERESA: Go on...
RANDALL: I like the idea... but, you could be gone by the end of the week, kinda be silly wouldn't it?
TERESA: I'll compromise, if I somehow make it out of this week alive, then I'll guarantee you a Top 4 deal. Once we get to battle week, you can cut the ties to this alliance if you like.
RANDALL: Gimme time to think on that one...

EVEN: Hello housemates! It is time for the POP challenge. Can you all please gather in the ceremony area.





























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EVEN: Hello housemates! It's time for the POP challenge. Six of you will compete in the challenge tonight for the chance to win the VETO! This veto will be able to remove one of the nominees currently sat on the chopping block. If the veto is used and one of the nominees is saved, the current reigning HOH must select a replacement nominee to take the empty seat on the block.


EVEN: The final nominees after this challenge will face eviction. Now, let's start with the nominees this week...


EVEN: Luke!
LUKE: Yay, go Luke.


EVEN: And Teresa.
TERESA: It's time to put on my competition boots.
EVEN: You two are automatically enrolled since you are nominated. Through random selection, you will also be playing against...


























EVEN: Benvolio!
BENVOLIO: How exciting.


EVEN: Katharina!
KATHARINA: Time to get me a win under my belt.


EVEN: Maya!
MAYA: Maya is ready to play.


EVEN: And Shirley!
SHIRLEY: My third POP challenge, sweet.
EVEN: I hope you are all ready because the game is about to begin. Please can all six of you make your way to the HOH Arena... Oh, and make sure to put on your outfits.
SHIRLEY: A themed challenge, yes!

























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EVEN: Hello housemates! Welcome to The Prison of Grammar. Today, you convicts will be trying your best to get out of here through the art of question answering.


EVEN: In this POP, all of you will be given 10 questions. These 10 questions will ask you to answer them as uniquely as possible. You will gain a point if you are the ONLY person to answer with that. If you have the same answer as someone else, you will not win a point for that question. The person who gets the most answers correct will be the winner of this challenge.


EVEN: In addition to this, the answer must be relevant to the question. If an answer is incorrect you will automatically not be eligible to win the point. I will reveal the answers at the end of the challenge. Are we ready guys?
ALL: Yeah!
EVEN: Great, take a seat in front of any of the computers. You can use the bookshelf for any of the questions to help. Good luck!


LUKE: I-I want to be able to w-win this one. I-I need to get myself off the block, I don't deserve to go home. T-this is my dream, I've wanted to be here since Season 1 and I'm n-not going to let anyone stop me from going far in this game.


BENVOLIO: A fruit starting with L... Hmm...
MAYA: Maya knows what to put for that one.
SHIRLEY: I can think of... 3... no, 4!
BENVOLIO: This is the only one that I think no one else will get. I hope so anyway.


TERESA: Vegetable starting with P... Hmm, Parsnip? No, that would be too obvious... think now Teresa.

*TERESA gives herself a minute to think of answers.*

TERESA: Now that would be a unique answer surely, better lock it in.


KATHARINA: A clothing question, yasss! I know the perfect answer for this one.

*KATHARINA locks her answer in.*

KATHARINA: Try and get that one guys!


LUKE: A musical instrument starting with O.

*LUKE types in his answer.*

LUKE: That reminds me of my old music class, we had a teacher called Mrs. Wells. S-she trapped her finger on the hood of a piano once, she had to take nearly 2 weeks off to get over the trauma.


BENVOLIO: How is everyone doing?
MAYA: Maya has nearly finished.
BENVOLIO: Wow, you are rushing through those questions.
LUKE: I'm taking my time, I-I want to m-make sure I win this.


*BENVOLIO goes to the bookshelf and brings a book back to his desk.*

BENVOLIO: I'm not very clued up on breeds of fish, better look in here for some ideas.


SHIRLEY: Would this be classed as a sport? I don't see why it wouldn't be. Then again you can't compete in it... but I doubt that disallows it as a sport, right? I'll just put it and see if I get the point.

*SHIRLEY locks in the answer.*


MAYA: Maya wants to offer everyone a deal... Maya wants you to show her your answers and Maya will write completely different ones. Does everyone like Maya's plan?
ALL: ...
MAYA: Maya will take that as a no.


KATHARINA: These questions are giving me a headache.
SHIRLEY: My eyes are getting tired looking at the screen.
KATHARINA: To be fair, I could do with a nap after this.
SHIRLEY: Maybe have a cup of hot chocolate first, always works a treat before napping.


*KATHARINA goes to the bookcase and returns to her desk with a book.*

KATHARINA: I'm glad we have books for this challenge, I wouldn't have a clue about some of these questions.
TERESA: I think I'll second you on that.


BENVOLIO: Transport... I don't really know many starting with that letter... This is a tough one... I'm gonna go with this one and hope I'm right.

*BENVOLIO locks his answer in.*


LUKE: Oh a question about dance! We used to do that a lot at school.
KATHARINA: You did now did you?
LUKE: N-not me specifically, there were a lot of performing arts students though, they did different styles of dance... I think this was one of them.

*LUKE locks his answer in.*


TERESA: Oh no, geography is a weakness of mine. I might have to get a book to help out with this one... then again, I do know one answer for this... Could it be a popular choice though? I'll take the risk.


SHIRLEY: Damn, I am completely stumped on this one... Nope, nothing. I'll miss this one.

*SHIRLEY skips over the question.*


SHIRLEY: I was hoping I could win this challenge and get a win on my record, but those questions were so tough. I ended up putting any old answer in the end. Then again, maybe that is the best strategy for this challenge? Overthinking could lead you to fail.


MAYA: Maya is tired of naming the brands of cars, can Maya name the fashion designers she has worked with instead? No? Maya is displeased.

*MAYA submits her answers.*


MAYA: Maya has one question to go... Maya is ready to win.

*MAYA submits her final answer.*

MAYA: Maya would like to congratulate the academy for her efforts in this challenge! Thank you.


KATHARINA: I think it's just us left to finish.
LUKE: I've just s-submitted my final answer.
TERESA: So have I.

*Everyone submits their final answers.*

EVEN: And with the final answer... can everyone please stand back from their stations. I will now look over the scores and see who has scored what...


*EVEN looks at all the answers and tallies up as necessary.*

EVEN: Housemates! I have gone over the answers and have tallied up the points. We have a new POP winner... Are you ready to find out who?
ALL: Yeah!
EVEN: With a total score of 9 points, the winner of the POP challenge is...

























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EVEN: Teresa!
TERESA: What is that? Oh, I've won the challenge. Thank you very much.

FINAL SCORES:
Teresa- 9
Katharina- 7
Luke- 5
Maya- 4
Shirley- 3
Benvolio- 2

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:

1: Name a fruit beginning with L.
2: Name a vegetable beginning with P.
3: Name a piece of clothing beginning with D.
4: Name a musical instrument beginning with O.
5: Name a breed of fish beginning with M.
6: Name a type of sport beginning with Y.
7: Name a type of transport beginning with K.
8: Name a style of dance beginning with Q.
9: Name a European capital city beginning with C.
10: Name a car brand beginning with W.

EVEN: Congratulations on your win Teresa! In a moment we will return to the ceremony area and you will make the decision whether you want to use the veto or not to save Luke or yourself from the block. Let's get back to the ceremony area.

























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EVEN: Welcome back housemates! Our third challenge has finished and Teresa is the winner! She now has the power to remove one of the nominees from the block if she so chooses. So...


EVEN: Teresa, who are you going to save from the block?
TERESA: I am going to use the veto on myself. I want to stay in this game like everyone else, it would be a missed opportunity to not use it to buy me more time in this game.


EVEN: Teresa has decided to save herself, following this we need a replacement for Teresa. I can confirm the Anonymous HOH has picked another housemate to replace Teresa on the block. I can now reveal, the housemate who will be replacing Teresa on the block and will face eviction this week is...

























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EVEN: Willow!
WILLOW: Wha... I... Ohhhh.
EVEN: Willow, please can you take a seat next to Luke on the block.
WILLOW: Okay...


EVEN: Luke and Willow, you two are the final nominees this week and will face eviction.
LUKE: I-I can't b-believe this is happening.
WILLOW: ...Noooooo.
EVEN: Good luck guys! I will see everyone on eviction night where 10 of you will become 9. Goodnight everybody!
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PORSHA: Congratulations Teresa, you slayed that challenge gurl.
TERESA: Thank you Porsha, I did say I was going to stay didn't I? I don't go back on my promises.
PORSHA: Now that you're safe, maybe we should discuss who you're going to vote out?


TERESA: That all depends on whether you are going to reveal your vote too. Are you?
PORSHA: My feelings are pretty clear, Lukey boy is going home. Call me a bitter betty, but anyone who comes for Porsha is going to get my heel up their arse.


PORSHA: I am absolutely LOVIN' the nominees this week. If I have it my way, I'd love to see Luke walk out of those doors. Not only did he come for the wonderful, the talented, the gorgeous Porsha Royale, but he's also annoyed many people in this house. If I was Willow, I'd be kickin' back and enjoying the ride honey coz she is safe as fuck.


TERESA: To be fair, he didn't 'come' for you at all. He simply didn't save you.
PORSHA: But he had the opportunity to do so, we had an agreement to save each other if this sort of shit happened and he didn't. So, in my mind he's picked his side. Bye Felicia!


TERESA: I'm not sure if I'll vote that way, I have a lot to consider with both of the nominees.
PORSHA: Suit yourself gurl, all I'm going to say is, it's gonna be one hell of a shitshow no matter what happens. Trust and believe!

























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LUKE: E-Kat... I'm going home aren't I?
KATHARINA: No, don't be silly.
LUKE: I-I am. I-I know I am.

*LUKE begins to tear up.*


KATHARINA: Come here, you won't go love.
LUKE: I don't wanna go so soon.
KATHARINA: You won't! Now, I have a plan.
LUKE: Y-you do?


KATHARINA: I have a lot of influence in this house, if I can get enough of the votes to go Willow's way she'll be the one walking home, and with recent events I think it could work in our favour.
LUKE: W-with the dog situation, yeah?


KATHARINA: Yeah, I know a few of the others are annoyed by it, if I can manipulate them into setting Willow go then we'll do that. I am not letting you go home, you deserve your spot in this house!
LUKE: K-Katharina, thank you so much. I-I don't know h-how I'm going to repay you.

























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WILLOW: I am very shocked that I'm facing the eviction this week, I wasn't expecting that at all. I hope all my fairy dust and wishes can save me but I have a lot of work to do to convince people to keep me here.


WILLOW: What am I going to do...

*WILLOW sighs loudly.*

WILLOW: I mean, it's not like I can pull a wand out of thin air and get me un-nominated.


WILLOW: Or maybe I can? Hmm... No, I can't do that.

*BENVOLIO enters from the main living area.*

WILLOW: Benvolio! Can I have some time to apologise to you over Dancer?


BENVOLIO: There's not much to talk about honestly. I'm not angry about it, just disappointed you didn't tell me the truth.
WILLOW: I understand, I wish I could have done things differently now.
BENVOLIO: I am impressed by how you managed to bring a dog into the house though, how did you hide it in your suitcase?


WILLOW: I didn't... The shutters in the relaxation room open sometimes, the dog snook in during week 1 and kept coming and going as it pleased.
BENVOLIO: That's cool... Right, I better go and uhm... do something. Good luck for the eviction!
WILLOW: ...Thank you.





EVEN: And that concludes this episode of Abnormality! Teresa won the POP and decided to save herself from eviction. Willow was put up as a replacement in Teresa's place. That means that Luke and Willow will be facing eviction this week and one of them will go home. Stay tuned for the next episode to find out who will be going home. Goodnight everybody!



HOUSEMATES:

Benvolio Di Bounce (M13Vulpecula)
Giuliano Da Vinci (SimTresa)
Katharina 'E-Kat' Ehrmann (YJB19299)
Luke Peralta (HayloHusky)
Maya Carter (kittymeow)
Peter Romano/Porsha Royale (ninjakid150)
Randall 'Hot-Dog' McScruff (twiddle3)
Shirley Watson (Shadami)
Teresa Gonzales (icmnfrsh)
Willow Wisp (lovesstorms)

11th: Crystal Harper (Alleenmens)
12th: Wes Helms (Tigerblu11)

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