EVEN: Welcome to Abnormality- Season 5! We are back with an all new season with 12 new housemates who are willing to fight it out to win the competition! Over the next 9 weeks, all 12 housemates will be battling it out for the grand prize of $350,000 as well as a place in the hall of fame as one of our winners. Previously on Abnormality, Janelle and Jonah found themselves on the block after being nominated by the current HOH: Stewart. Janelle went on to win the POP challenge and used the veto to save herself from the chopping block. Triceratops was nominated to replace Janelle following the use of Janelle's veto. Now that the eviction day is here, Jonah and Triceratops will face the vote and one of them will be going home tonight! Who will be the unlucky housemate to go home? We'll find out on this episode of... Abnormality!
BLAIR: Why have we all gathered here Jonah?
JONAH: I wanted everyone to see something. I've been called into the diary room to speak with producers about being crazy... talking to the air for no reason. I have been talking to Lindi, I've been seeing her ghost around the house!
BLAIR: Lindi? Your girlfriend who...
JONAH: Yeah... well, I've got her to come and show everyone in this house and the people watching at home that she is real!
AMAR: How are you going to do that? Ghosts can't be real, can they?
JONAH: I'm not sure how it works, but I can summon her. I can do that by calling out her name.
STEWART: A-Are you going to call her?
JONAH: Yeah. LINDI!
JANELLE: Bloody hell dear, someone save him from embarrassing himself.
*LINDI animates in front of the housemates.*
GRIFFIN: Oh... my... it's Lindi!
LANA: How could this be?
AMAR: First I see aliens, now ghosts! My mind is completely blown.
LINDI: Hey guys! How are ya'll doing?
LANA: This is fantastic! You were right Jonah, she is pretty.
JONAH: Thanks! She is pretty.
STEWART: Fucking suck up.
JONAH: Excuse me, is something wrong Stewie?
STEWART: N-No I'm okay I-I was only answering Blair.
JONAH: ...Blair didn't say anything.
LINDI: Jonah wasn't crazy! I was here the whole time, just lurking in the shadows and laying low.
JONAH: Thank you for helping me babe.
LINDI: Don't sweat it! Now, I can't stay animated too long... I'll see you all around here. Adios amigos!
ALL: Bye Lindi!
*LINDI evaporates.*
BLAIR: Jonah! That was everything, she seems like an awesome girl.
JONAH: Yeah... it's just a shame that she isn't here in the real world.
BLAIR: Kinda sucks doesn't it?
JONAH: Yeah it does! I'm happy that she comes back every now and then though, it helps heal my heart.
JONAH: I got Lindi to reveal herself today which was good as it put's the crazy rumours to bed... however, she has gone back now and I miss her. They say it gets easier over time but it doesn't, I know that she's in a better place now but the guilt is always there. All I can do is be the best person I can... on a more positive note, I've been campaigning hard to stay and I think I have the votes to keep me tonight. Wish me luck!
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AMAR: I've seen it all now, aliens and ghosts!
LANA: It truly is eye opening, you just don't know what else could be out there in the big world that we haven't seen yet.
JIN: I saw dragon once, it was on fours with long tail. It called Wang Shu and lived near the market place.
LANA: A dragon? The only dragon I know of is a Komodo Dragon.
JIN: Yes, that's it. Kimono Dragon! It had big talon and looked hungry for meat. People used to give it rabbits to stop terrorising the village.
LANA: That sounds utterly terrifying.
JIN: It was. I never stayed long, I like modern developed city. Old villages like that can be too dangerous.
LANA: It is like that back in Sunlit Tides, the waters are full of sharks just looking for their next meal.
AMAR: After all my past lives, I still get intrigued to hear of all these places and everyone's different experiences with the world. It's so enriching.
JIN: Maybe I take you there when we all leave.
LANA: I like the sound of that, I could swim there!
JIN: Swim? You will tire quickly, no?
LANA: ...I... have my own confession to make.
AMAR: Are you ready?
LANA: Yeah, I'll be fine. Jin, some of the others know already, but most don't. I am a mermaid!
JIN: Mermaid? What is this?
LANA: I can live underwater, sometimes I can grow out a fish tail and live in the sea.
JIN: Oh, you supernatural being?
LANA: Yeah. I can walk on land though, over time I've learned to switch between my tail and my human legs.
LANA: I am feeling more comfortable about talking about my mermaid status. When I first came into the house I tried to hide it like a dirty secret, but it's who I am... and I'm proud of who I am! It's only a small fragment of myself but I am embracing it just like the rest of my personality. I've got the support of Amar and Trix, and after revealing myself to Jin he was super supportive too! I'm not sure if he fully grasps the idea of a mermaid just yet though.
JIN: That is awesome! Sometimes human, sometimes you a starfish.
LANA: A starfish?
JIN: Yes, at my dentist there is starfish in tank. It sticks on the side all time.
LANA: No, I'm not a starfish, far from it actually.
JIN: It's okay, I accept all forms of fish! Fish are friends, not food as English say.
AMAR: Speak the truth Jin!
JIN: I do, I have pond in my house- in the garden, full of all fish you can imagine! Green fish, blue fish, orange... even pink!
AMAR: That sounds like a really funky pond. I don't keep pets, I let them be free in their natural habitats. How about you Lana?
LANA: I used to have some pet coral back in Sunlit Tides but that was it.
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JANELLE: Does anyone want any more french toast? I have a few slices left that need to be used today.
TRICERATOPS: Ooh, sounds yummy! Count me in Janelle, I'll take 2 slices.
JANELLE: Perfect, coming right up for you lovey.
BLAIR: O-M-G, that'll be 6 slices of bread you've had this morning.
TRICERATOPS: Is that a bad thing? Oh gosh, I'm not gonna get scurvy am I? I thought pirates were the only ones who got it?!
GRIFFIN: These fish are really hungry! You'd think that they'd never been fed since we've been here.
STEWART: I-I would be surprised if they had to be honest, n-no one seems to feed them in this house.
GRIFFIN: In that case I will have to keep my eye on them, make sure they are fed regularly.
STEWART: I-If they eat all the time though they'll get fat.
GRIFFIN: Don't worry I won't overfeed them, I'll just give them enough to get through the day.
*When GRIFFIN isn't looking STEWART flips the bird on JANELLE.*
JANELLE: What in the hell was that?!
GRIFFIN: Are you okay Janelle?
JANELLE: No, I'm not. That evil little shit is up to his tricks again!
*BLAIR rushes to her feet from her seat.*
BLAIR: Janelle, leave it.
JANELLE: He just flipped the bird on me Blair! Who does he think he is?
BLAIR: Stewie, did you flip the bird on Janelle?
STEWART: N-no, I'd never do that.
JANELLE: You horrible, horrible man!
GRIFFIN: I hate this... can't we just go through one day without being attacked?
JANELLE: Don't you start Griffin! You're just as bad as him for starting trouble.
GRIFFIN: I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING!
JANELLE: Shut up! Now both of you get out of my kitchen!
GRIFFIN: You are starting to sound like Chef Bertha more each day... I don't like this hostility.
JANELLE: I'm not Chef Bertha... it's all about respect dear, of which neither of you have for me.
STEWART: J-Janelle, please stop attacking us.
BLAIR: Janelle! Just leave them, don't raise to the bait.
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AMAR: I'm really proud of Lana today! She revealed her true status to Jin and got a positive response. She's slowly coming out of her shell and it is so good to see, she brings a really loving positive energy to this house which is definitely helping a lot of us cheer up.
LANA: I felt so good telling Jin today, I'm feeling more comfortable in my skin... or should I say my scales. I think it's time to tell the rest of the house.
AMAR: I'm proud of you, you've really grown in confidence since the first week- it's really nice to see.
LANA: You think so?
AMAR: Absolutely, you're radiating a huge smile every time I see you and you are always up to do anything when you don't have to.
LANA: That's me, I like being spontaneous and keeping my mind active. I'm proud of you too!
AMAR: Proud of me? I haven't done anything to be proud of.
LANA: You are always your most genuine self, even if people don't agree with what you believe in- you always stand by what you say and take ownership of your views. That is brave sir, not many people have the self respect to do that!
AMAR: Thank you, that means a lot to me.
LANA: As do your comments to me.
AMAR: I'm gonna make some herbal flower tea, do you want me to pour you out a cup?
LANA: Yeah, that sounds good. I'm going to jump in the bath though, could you keep my cup warm?
AMAR: Yeah I can do that.
LANA: I won't be long, I just need to hydrate.
AMAR: Take as long as you need Lana!
*AMAR leaves the room. LANA gets into the bathtub.*
*LANA transforms into her mermaid state.*
LANA: Dear Watcher, I feel so blessed at the moment. I have so many people supporting me and friends who have my back. I don't feel like I deserve all this in my life but I am grateful nonetheless. I also have a confession to make... one that is confusing me a lot...
LANA: I feel a nice weirdness within me when Amar is around. I consider him one of my strongest friends in this house, but I feel like there is a connection we've made. I love him as a friend but I don't want this feeling to get in the way of that. Please watcher, can you show me the way to make everyone happy! Thank you.
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JIN: Dip toes in the pool of essence, feel the white light absorb into your pores and release all bad energy to world.
*JONAH hits the punching bag, waking JIN from his meditation.*
JIN: Back into room. What are you doing Jonah?
JONAH: Sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you. I'm having a quick gym session before the eviction later on.
JIN: No worries, Jin just meditate of world peace, full of positive energy.
JONAH: I tried meditation once, it was okay. It helped clear my mind but I couldn't focus intensely for long.
JIN: It's good for some, others not so much.
JONAH: Agreed, I get my focus from exercise. Spend a good half an hour in the gym, all out workout and then I'm good to go for the day.
JIN: That sounds very tiring, I was done out when I did it few weeks ago.
JONAH: You're quite in good shape to say you don't do much exercise.
JIN: When I was young I did, now old I like to rest more.
JIN: Lindi appeared today, plan worked!
JONAH: It did, I'm absolutely delighted that she came through.
JIN: I doubted a little, but I'm fine you at peace now.
JONAH: I'm not crazy and I'm glad that I was able to show everyone that, especially those producers... they do like to jump to conclusions.
JIN: Problems occur when all stuff not there, same with people- always think before looking at evidence.
JONAH: Ain't that the truth... I do have one thing that bugged me though, something that Stewart said after Lindi revealed herself.
JIN: I saw that, very odd from Stewie... he is good mostly.
JIN: Jonah, he click on to Stewie not being pure of heart. He notice that he say something at the meeting, I saw it too but not hear him. He's playing a risk game with that attitude, I would tell Jonah but it would cause big drama- in time they know what's up.
JONAH: Maybe he's just having a bad day huh?
JIN: Possibly, all have them.
JONAH: Yeah... right, I better get changed and campaign some more before the eviction. I've got a new bounce in my step after this morning and I intend to get off the block!
JIN: Yes, you go Jonah!
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BLAIR: This house is a roller coaster at the moment, up- down! Trix and I had to calm Janelle down after her outburst earlier with Stewie and Griffin. I didn't see what happened but if there is anyway I can turn them all against each other whilst being in their good books then I fully intend to make it happen!
BLAIR: What else happened with him?
JANELLE: He made me feel like shit and started all of this off! I was stood right where Trix was and he called me an old bastard.
TRICERATOPS: Damn, that sucks.
JANELLE: He is a little rotten scab who's trying to turn everyone against me! I won't have it, not one minute of it.
BLAIR: I knew there was something about him, I feel like you need to watch out for the quiet ones!
JANELLE: That is why him and Griffin get on so well, so sly and wicked.
TRICERATOPS: I always thought Griffin was sweet, I'm not sure what to think anymore.
JANELLE: Trix, my love. You are a nice girl, don't let them taint your mind. They're evil.
JANELLE: Alright, loveys... I'm calm... I just... I feel so incredibly insulted! Out of all the people in this house, if it weren't for Blair and Trix being there to listen to my side of the story... Well, I don't know where we'd be right now. I could've given Stewart a well deserved slap, I could've. The little prick... But I didn't, because those two ladies helped deescalate the situation and gave me the time, respect and dignity that I deserve. For that, I must thank them both. They truly are lovely.
JANELLE: I just feel incredibly sad, how dare you even try those shenanigans with me. How dare they!
TRICERATOPS: Does anyone else know what they are like?
JANELLE: I doubt it, no one has talked to me about it... every time I try to bring it up people turn the other cheek dear.
TRICERATOPS: While I'm back here does anyone want a drink?
JANELLE: G&T for me lovey. Medicinal of course.
BLAIR: No thanks I'm good.
JANELLE: You just can't believe how far some people are willing to go.
BLAIR: I was shocked when he said you were the new Chef Bertha. Like, nope she clearly isn't.
JANELLE: Lovey, as much as I like Bertha we are not the same. Yes we have took on similar responsibilities in this house but that is because there are too many lazy bums who don't want to do any of the cooking, cleaning and anything else in between.
BLAIR: I appreciate your work Janelle, it's a big help to the house.
JANELLE: Thank you lovey, I'm glad you respect what I do.
TRICERATOPS: I also liked those jam tarts you made the other night, straight from heaven they were!
JANELLE: Oh bless you dear, thank you.
TRICERATOPS: You're welcome Janbo!
JANELLE: Janelle dear.
TRICERATOPS: Oops, sorry.
TRICERATOPS: This house is going crazy at the moment! There's so much underlying tension between everyone and I'm afraid of saying anything with out thinking first. I mean, I say everyone- it's only a few people... and it's not really underlying. I do envy the early outs sometimes, especially when the mud hits the fan. It can get super intense in here really fast.
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GRIFFIN: It is so high up here, I feel like I'm in the sky... oh, look I never knew there was clouds and stars there? I go around here with my eyes closed.
*GRIFFIN see's STEWART heading for the diary room.*
GRIFFIN: Hmm, looks like Stewie is going to make a diary room entry. I'll see if he wants to blow some bubbles.
STEWART: Ugh, let's do a quick DRE. I got a lot of fucking venting to do about these twats in here.
GRIFFIN: ...Now that seems out of character... for someone who is scared to death of everything he sure seem's to be coming out of his shell quick! Maybe a little too quick.
GRIFFIN: I wonder if the other's are right about him... but I just can't see him being like that... right?
*The door behind STEWART slams shut.*
GRIFFIN: Janelle is a proud woman though... she doesn't get offended easily, okay not true. But she doesn't take offence without reason.
STEWART: Things are heating up in this house, thanks to me of course. I'm getting the support of all my fellow housemates and people are going to start turning against Janelle! She won't know what fucking hit her once I'm done here. For the time being though I'll be stewing up my next plan. See what I did there? Of course you did.
GRIFFIN: What do you think?
STEWART: They've added a new flavour haven't they? T-they needed to though, Banana, Chocolate and Strawberry can g-get a bit boring.
GRIFFIN: Yeah, if certainly can.
STEWART: A-Are you okay Griffin? S-Something on your mind?
GRIFFIN: No, I'm good.
STEWART: A-Are you sure? Y-You can always talk to me about it.
GRIFFIN: ...Look, I... can you answer me one question?
STEWART: S-Sure, what is it?
GRIFFIN: Did you flip the bird on Janelle today? Please tell me the truth.
STEWART: N-No, I didn't. I-I wouldn't do that.
GRIFFIN: ...Okay, sorry I had to ask.
GRIFFIN: I had to ask Stewie about the incident today, it's been playing on my mind a lot and it's really made me question my loyalties in this house... do I believe Stewie when he said he didn't? I'm honestly not sure. I guess time will tell, but I'll keep my eyes on everyone and try to see if anything looks odd.
STEWART: N-no problem, I-I just don't want to be seen as the villain here... especially w-when I haven't done anything wrong.
GRIFFIN: Same here mate, Janelle is gonna try her best to drag our names through the mud! We have to stick together if we're gonna go up against her.
EVEN: HELLO HOUSEMATES! THE TIME HAS COME TO VOTE. THE FOURTH EVICTION CEREMONY WILL BEGIN SHORTLY. CAN ALL HOUSEMATES PLEASE MEET IN THE CEREMONY AREA TO BEGIN THE EVICTION.
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EVEN: Hello housemates! Welcome to the fourth eviction ceremony of Season 5! Tonight, one of our fantastic nominees will be sent packing and will leave the competition.
EVEN: In today's eviction each of you will have the chance to vote one of your nominees on the chopping block to leave the competition. The housemate on the block who receives the most votes to evict will leave the competition immediately.
EVEN: Jonah and Triceratops, as you are the nominees this week you are not eligible to vote in the eviction ceremony this week, is this clear?
JONAH: Yes sir.
TRICERATOPS: Yes mister.
EVEN: Stewart, as you are the current reigning HOH you are also not eligible to vote in the eviction ceremony. If the house fails to come to a majority vote, you will get the chance to decide who will go home though. Is this clear?
STEWART: C-Clear as water Even.
EVEN: Following the reveal of this season's twist, each housemate has the right to abstain from voting twice this season. Abstaining will give you an advantage in the next HOH challenge and could prove to be the difference between winning and losing. As you have all been made aware, if anyone wants to abstain from voting this week please say so now.
JIN: Even, I abstain from voting this week!
EVEN: Well done Jin. For abstaining I award you with an advantage in the next HOH challenge! Use it well... Would anyone else like to abstain before we go voting?
ALL: ...
EVEN: Very well, with that it's time to begin the voting!
EVEN: IT IS TIME TO VOTE! The first housemate who will be casting their vote tonight is... GRIFFIN!
GRIFFIN: Wow, first up. Let's do this.
EVEN: Griffin, you're up! Good luck nominees.
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GRIFFIN: I would like to evict ______ because they're the bigger threat to my campaign.
JANELLE: When one must choose between two people they respect, they are faced with a tough choice indeed. Sadly, I would like to evict _______. Thank you.
LANA: This was not an easy choice to make, but in the end I had to decide that evicting _______ was the right thing to do because they are a bigger threat to my game.
BLAIR: With regret, I'm going to evict ______. I'm sorry.
AMAR: I would like to evict _______ because our energies just don't vibe well mate.
EVEN: Thank you for your vote Amar! All housemates have now voted and the votes will be tallied up. Please could you return to the ceremony area Amar!
*AMAR exits to the ceremony area.*
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EVEN: Welcome back guys! Are you all happy with your votes?
ALL: Yeah.
EVEN: Good to hear.
EVEN: Now, I have tallied up everyone's votes for tonight and we have come to a majority vote!
ALL: Oooh!
EVEN: I hope everybody is ready! It's time to find out which one of our nominees will be going home tonight...
EVEN: Good luck nominees! I can now reveal, with a vote of 4-1... the housemate who will be leaving tonight is...
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EVEN: Jonah!
JONAH: So it's my time to go...
EVEN: I'm very sorry Jonah. Unfortunately you have been evicted from the house, please may I ask you to leave immediately.
*JONAH stands up from the block.*
JONAH: Thank you all for my time here, it's been a whirlwind but I've enjoyed every second of it. I'll see you all on the outside!
TRICERATOPS: I'm so so sorry Jonah. We're gonna miss you.
*JONAH heads for the main door.*
JONAH: Here I go, Lindi... come back with me if you can hear me.
*JONAH leaves the house as the fourth evicted housemate this season.*
JONAH: See you later! I'll be at the bar if you need me.
EVEN: And that is the last of Jonah in this game.
EVEN: Jonah has finished in 9th place. Although we have lost Jonah for now, we shall see him again at the Season 5 finale!
EVEN: Housemates, 9 of you have become 8. You are all one step closer to becoming the winner of Abnormality! I'll see you all next week for our fifth HOH challenge. Bye everyone!
ALL: Bye Even.
TRICERATOPS: The house feels empty now that Jonah has left, each week the house is starting to get more open which is good because I like to do lots of dancing! But... it's starting to get lonelier. I'm happy to still be here, but the game is gonna get more serious now that we're dwindling in numbers. I might have to start playing dirty, I don't want to... but I don't want to be on the block ever again!
EVEN: That concludes this episode of Abnormality! Unfortunately Jonah was unable to save himself and has been evicted from the house. I would like to say a massive thank you to Alleenmens for submitting Jonah for Season 5. I look forward to see who you will submit for Season 6! That's all for tonight, tune in next time to see who will win the fifth HOH challenge and whether Jin's advantage will be worthwhile. Goodnight everybody!
HOUSEMATES:
Amar Thanos (Turner)
Blair Lunanova (ninjakid150)
Griffin Bryant (WinteryGarnet)
Janelle Waiter (HayloHusky)
Jin Chang (kittymeow)
Lana Mahi'ai (SimTresa)
Stewart Murray (lillibattenberg)
Triceratops O'Dell (Tigerblu11)
9th: Jonah Goodwin (Alleenmens)
10th: Brandon Cohen (YJB19299)
11th: Chef Bertha (M13Vulpecula)
12th: Charlotte Winterbourne (twiddle3)
JONAH: I wanted everyone to see something. I've been called into the diary room to speak with producers about being crazy... talking to the air for no reason. I have been talking to Lindi, I've been seeing her ghost around the house!
BLAIR: Lindi? Your girlfriend who...
AMAR: How are you going to do that? Ghosts can't be real, can they?
JONAH: I'm not sure how it works, but I can summon her. I can do that by calling out her name.
STEWART: A-Are you going to call her?
JONAH: Yeah. LINDI!
JANELLE: Bloody hell dear, someone save him from embarrassing himself.
GRIFFIN: Oh... my... it's Lindi!
LANA: How could this be?
AMAR: First I see aliens, now ghosts! My mind is completely blown.
LINDI: Hey guys! How are ya'll doing?
JONAH: Thanks! She is pretty.
STEWART: Fucking suck up.
JONAH: Excuse me, is something wrong Stewie?
STEWART: N-No I'm okay I-I was only answering Blair.
JONAH: ...Blair didn't say anything.
JONAH: Thank you for helping me babe.
LINDI: Don't sweat it! Now, I can't stay animated too long... I'll see you all around here. Adios amigos!
ALL: Bye Lindi!
*LINDI evaporates.*
JONAH: Yeah... it's just a shame that she isn't here in the real world.
BLAIR: Kinda sucks doesn't it?
JONAH: Yeah it does! I'm happy that she comes back every now and then though, it helps heal my heart.
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LANA: It truly is eye opening, you just don't know what else could be out there in the big world that we haven't seen yet.
JIN: I saw dragon once, it was on fours with long tail. It called Wang Shu and lived near the market place.
LANA: A dragon? The only dragon I know of is a Komodo Dragon.
LANA: That sounds utterly terrifying.
JIN: It was. I never stayed long, I like modern developed city. Old villages like that can be too dangerous.
LANA: It is like that back in Sunlit Tides, the waters are full of sharks just looking for their next meal.
JIN: Maybe I take you there when we all leave.
LANA: I like the sound of that, I could swim there!
JIN: Swim? You will tire quickly, no?
AMAR: Are you ready?
LANA: Yeah, I'll be fine. Jin, some of the others know already, but most don't. I am a mermaid!
JIN: Mermaid? What is this?
LANA: I can live underwater, sometimes I can grow out a fish tail and live in the sea.
JIN: Oh, you supernatural being?
LANA: Yeah. I can walk on land though, over time I've learned to switch between my tail and my human legs.
LANA: A starfish?
JIN: Yes, at my dentist there is starfish in tank. It sticks on the side all time.
LANA: No, I'm not a starfish, far from it actually.
JIN: It's okay, I accept all forms of fish! Fish are friends, not food as English say.
AMAR: Speak the truth Jin!
AMAR: That sounds like a really funky pond. I don't keep pets, I let them be free in their natural habitats. How about you Lana?
LANA: I used to have some pet coral back in Sunlit Tides but that was it.
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TRICERATOPS: Ooh, sounds yummy! Count me in Janelle, I'll take 2 slices.
JANELLE: Perfect, coming right up for you lovey.
BLAIR: O-M-G, that'll be 6 slices of bread you've had this morning.
TRICERATOPS: Is that a bad thing? Oh gosh, I'm not gonna get scurvy am I? I thought pirates were the only ones who got it?!
STEWART: I-I would be surprised if they had to be honest, n-no one seems to feed them in this house.
GRIFFIN: In that case I will have to keep my eye on them, make sure they are fed regularly.
GRIFFIN: Don't worry I won't overfeed them, I'll just give them enough to get through the day.
*When GRIFFIN isn't looking STEWART flips the bird on JANELLE.*
JANELLE: What in the hell was that?!
GRIFFIN: Are you okay Janelle?
*BLAIR rushes to her feet from her seat.*
BLAIR: Janelle, leave it.
JANELLE: He just flipped the bird on me Blair! Who does he think he is?
BLAIR: Stewie, did you flip the bird on Janelle?
JANELLE: You horrible, horrible man!
GRIFFIN: I hate this... can't we just go through one day without being attacked?
JANELLE: Don't you start Griffin! You're just as bad as him for starting trouble.
GRIFFIN: I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING!
JANELLE: Shut up! Now both of you get out of my kitchen!
JANELLE: I'm not Chef Bertha... it's all about respect dear, of which neither of you have for me.
STEWART: J-Janelle, please stop attacking us.
BLAIR: Janelle! Just leave them, don't raise to the bait.
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AMAR: I'm proud of you, you've really grown in confidence since the first week- it's really nice to see.
LANA: You think so?
LANA: That's me, I like being spontaneous and keeping my mind active. I'm proud of you too!
AMAR: Proud of me? I haven't done anything to be proud of.
AMAR: Thank you, that means a lot to me.
LANA: As do your comments to me.
LANA: Yeah, that sounds good. I'm going to jump in the bath though, could you keep my cup warm?
AMAR: Yeah I can do that.
LANA: I won't be long, I just need to hydrate.
AMAR: Take as long as you need Lana!
*AMAR leaves the room. LANA gets into the bathtub.*
LANA: Dear Watcher, I feel so blessed at the moment. I have so many people supporting me and friends who have my back. I don't feel like I deserve all this in my life but I am grateful nonetheless. I also have a confession to make... one that is confusing me a lot...
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*JONAH hits the punching bag, waking JIN from his meditation.*
JIN: Back into room. What are you doing Jonah?
JIN: No worries, Jin just meditate of world peace, full of positive energy.
JONAH: I tried meditation once, it was okay. It helped clear my mind but I couldn't focus intensely for long.
JONAH: Agreed, I get my focus from exercise. Spend a good half an hour in the gym, all out workout and then I'm good to go for the day.
JIN: That sounds very tiring, I was done out when I did it few weeks ago.
JONAH: You're quite in good shape to say you don't do much exercise.
JIN: When I was young I did, now old I like to rest more.
JONAH: It did, I'm absolutely delighted that she came through.
JIN: I doubted a little, but I'm fine you at peace now.
JONAH: I'm not crazy and I'm glad that I was able to show everyone that, especially those producers... they do like to jump to conclusions.
JONAH: Ain't that the truth... I do have one thing that bugged me though, something that Stewart said after Lindi revealed herself.
JIN: I saw that, very odd from Stewie... he is good mostly.
JIN: Possibly, all have them.
JONAH: Yeah... right, I better get changed and campaign some more before the eviction. I've got a new bounce in my step after this morning and I intend to get off the block!
JIN: Yes, you go Jonah!
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JANELLE: He made me feel like shit and started all of this off! I was stood right where Trix was and he called me an old bastard.
TRICERATOPS: Damn, that sucks.
JANELLE: He is a little rotten scab who's trying to turn everyone against me! I won't have it, not one minute of it.
JANELLE: That is why him and Griffin get on so well, so sly and wicked.
TRICERATOPS: I always thought Griffin was sweet, I'm not sure what to think anymore.
JANELLE: Trix, my love. You are a nice girl, don't let them taint your mind. They're evil.
TRICERATOPS: Does anyone else know what they are like?
JANELLE: I doubt it, no one has talked to me about it... every time I try to bring it up people turn the other cheek dear.
JANELLE: G&T for me lovey. Medicinal of course.
BLAIR: No thanks I'm good.
JANELLE: You just can't believe how far some people are willing to go.
BLAIR: I was shocked when he said you were the new Chef Bertha. Like, nope she clearly isn't.
BLAIR: I appreciate your work Janelle, it's a big help to the house.
TRICERATOPS: I also liked those jam tarts you made the other night, straight from heaven they were!
JANELLE: Oh bless you dear, thank you.
TRICERATOPS: You're welcome Janbo!
JANELLE: Janelle dear.
TRICERATOPS: Oops, sorry.
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*GRIFFIN see's STEWART heading for the diary room.*
GRIFFIN: Hmm, looks like Stewie is going to make a diary room entry. I'll see if he wants to blow some bubbles.
GRIFFIN: ...Now that seems out of character... for someone who is scared to death of everything he sure seem's to be coming out of his shell quick! Maybe a little too quick.
*The door behind STEWART slams shut.*
GRIFFIN: Janelle is a proud woman though... she doesn't get offended easily, okay not true. But she doesn't take offence without reason.
STEWART: They've added a new flavour haven't they? T-they needed to though, Banana, Chocolate and Strawberry can g-get a bit boring.
GRIFFIN: Yeah, if certainly can.
STEWART: A-Are you okay Griffin? S-Something on your mind?
STEWART: A-Are you sure? Y-You can always talk to me about it.
GRIFFIN: ...Look, I... can you answer me one question?
STEWART: S-Sure, what is it?
GRIFFIN: Did you flip the bird on Janelle today? Please tell me the truth.
STEWART: N-No, I didn't. I-I wouldn't do that.
GRIFFIN: ...Okay, sorry I had to ask.
GRIFFIN: Same here mate, Janelle is gonna try her best to drag our names through the mud! We have to stick together if we're gonna go up against her.
EVEN: HELLO HOUSEMATES! THE TIME HAS COME TO VOTE. THE FOURTH EVICTION CEREMONY WILL BEGIN SHORTLY. CAN ALL HOUSEMATES PLEASE MEET IN THE CEREMONY AREA TO BEGIN THE EVICTION.
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JONAH: Yes sir.
TRICERATOPS: Yes mister.
STEWART: C-Clear as water Even.
JIN: Even, I abstain from voting this week!
EVEN: Well done Jin. For abstaining I award you with an advantage in the next HOH challenge! Use it well... Would anyone else like to abstain before we go voting?
ALL: ...
EVEN: Very well, with that it's time to begin the voting!
GRIFFIN: Wow, first up. Let's do this.
EVEN: Griffin, you're up! Good luck nominees.
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EVEN: Thank you for your vote Amar! All housemates have now voted and the votes will be tallied up. Please could you return to the ceremony area Amar!
*AMAR exits to the ceremony area.*
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ALL: Yeah.
EVEN: Good to hear.
ALL: Oooh!
EVEN: I hope everybody is ready! It's time to find out which one of our nominees will be going home tonight...
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JONAH: So it's my time to go...
EVEN: I'm very sorry Jonah. Unfortunately you have been evicted from the house, please may I ask you to leave immediately.
*JONAH stands up from the block.*
TRICERATOPS: I'm so so sorry Jonah. We're gonna miss you.
JONAH: Here I go, Lindi... come back with me if you can hear me.
JONAH: See you later! I'll be at the bar if you need me.
EVEN: And that is the last of Jonah in this game.
ALL: Bye Even.
EVEN: That concludes this episode of Abnormality! Unfortunately Jonah was unable to save himself and has been evicted from the house. I would like to say a massive thank you to Alleenmens for submitting Jonah for Season 5. I look forward to see who you will submit for Season 6! That's all for tonight, tune in next time to see who will win the fifth HOH challenge and whether Jin's advantage will be worthwhile. Goodnight everybody!
HOUSEMATES:
Amar Thanos (Turner)
Blair Lunanova (ninjakid150)
Griffin Bryant (WinteryGarnet)
Janelle Waiter (HayloHusky)
Jin Chang (kittymeow)
Lana Mahi'ai (SimTresa)
Stewart Murray (lillibattenberg)
Triceratops O'Dell (Tigerblu11)
9th: Jonah Goodwin (Alleenmens)
10th: Brandon Cohen (YJB19299)
11th: Chef Bertha (M13Vulpecula)
12th: Charlotte Winterbourne (twiddle3)
