EVEN: Welcome to Abnormality- Season 6! We are back with an all new season with 12 fresh faced housemates willing to fight it out to win the grand prize! Over the next 9 weeks, our housemates will compete in many challenges in order to come out on top as the winner of Season 6! The winner will receive a total of $500,000 as well as a place in our hall of fame. Previously on Abnormality, Darby and Jacob found themselves on the block after being nominated by the current HOH: Natalie/Sandy. Natalie/Sandy went on to win the POP challenge and decided NOT to use the veto on any of the nominees. Now that the eviction day is here, Darby and Jacob will face the vote and one of them will be going home tonight! Who will be the unlucky housemate to go home? We'll find out on this episode of... Abnormality!
DARBY: What are you going to do Antwan? There isn't many more top tier cards left.
ANTWAN: I'm backed into a corner with this one... then again, I have a few tricks left up my sleeves!
CHRISTMAS: But, you don't have any sleeves... unless they are invisible sleeves?
ANTWAN: Maybe they are, maybe they aren't.
DARBY: I wouldn't be surprised if you did have invisible sleeves on.
JACOB: So Antwan what are you going to do? If you don't go then you are out.
ANTWAN: I'm going to play my pass card!
JACOB: You're bluffing. All of them have been used, haven't they?
ANTWAN: Nope. Here's is my pass card. Next!
JACOB: Oh wow, I was not expecting that.
CHRISTMAS: I'm playing my blue star card. That will keep me in the game a little while longer.
DARBY: I'll one up and play my pink star card. Have you got anything to match it Jacob?
JACOB: Hmm... I have a green star card. I don't think that'll help me much.
DARBY: Is this Jacob's last stand?
JACOB: Oh wait, I have a pink star card too. I'll play that!
ANTWAN: Hmm... I don't have any cards to play. Damn, I'm gonna have to pick up.
CHRISTMAS: Get picking up Antwan, another card for your deck.
ANTWAN: I swear there must be some hidden cards under the table. These deals are terrible haha.
CHRISTMAS: Is it true Darby? Are you hiding cards from us and dealing all the good ones to you two?
DARBY: Haha, no unfortunately not. Not this time anyway.
CHRISTMAS: I shall keep my eyes on you next time we deal haha.
DARBY: I'll show you every split.
*The housemates look at their cards.*
ANTWAN: I hope you two don't mind me asking. How are you feeling about today? It can't be easy being on the block.
DARBY: This is my second time up, it's not as bad as it was the first time.
JACOB: I'm not too nervous, it is what it is and all we can do is hope that we get saved.
DARBY: Yeah, exactly! Whoever goes will go.
ANTWAN: It's going to be a hard one. You two are lovely.
DARBY: You can blame Natalie for that. She's the one who put us here.
JACOB: Haha yeah. Blame Nat!
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DR. EVIL: I appreciate your help with this my minion! Now, we will take control of this entire situation and Christmas will lose the prank war! Muwahahahaha!
KISHA: Yes! Let's do this... what exactly is it?
DR. EVIL: It's my secret gidget gadget that can control anyone who looks into this tiny dot on the front of the helmet.
KISHA: Oh I see now. Like a mind control kind of thing?
DR. EVIL: Yes. A thorough hypnotist's way of taking control of someone.
KISHA: That's awesome! I didn't think there would ever be something like this.
DR. EVIL: Mwuhahahahaha... My marvellously EVIL knick-knack is finished and installed for the best results, thanks to the assistance of my sidekick. And soon, very soon, Christmas Joke shall be acting the way that me, and only ME, the one and only DOCTOR EVIL DOMINATION™ wants her to. Now, my mind is pondering... what shall we do to truly obliterate her total reputation and integrity as a person? I have some mind nuggets swirling and weaving threads of a masterful plan already...
DR. EVIL: Now all we have to do is get her to come here and look into it.
KISHA: That should be easy, I'll call her through.
DR. EVIL: No, please don't. She will expect something to happen if you do that... we must simply wait.
KISHA: Wouldn't it be a good idea to wear the helmet and then you can take it with you to her?
DR. EVIL: In hindsight yes... but, I might accidentally look in a mirror. Then I would be in control of... well, me.
KISHA: Why did we install it into a helmet then?
DR. EVIL: It was my plan to originally put it there and control as said previously... but I have had a few minions who found some technical issues with hypnotising themselves before. Therefore, it would be best to just leave it here as a centrepiece.
KISHA: How are we going to avoid anyone else looking into it though?
DR. EVIL: Ahh, well... we can't.
KISHA: Oh... so we could just hypnotise the whole house?
DR. EVIL: Why yes... but is that really a bad thing?
KISHA: Hmm, not if you have the best intentions.
DR. EVIL: I always have the best intentions Kisha, you know that.
KISHA: Aren't you supposed to have evil intentions though? I wouldn't say that counts as best intentions.
DR. EVIL: It's the best intentions for my cause. Without evil schemes put into place, my cause will be for nothing.
KISHA: You know you could use some of your inventions to save a lot of people, help the world around you.
DR. EVIL: And I intend to once I dominate this world. There would be little to no use in ruling over a wasteland now would there? My death rays will only be there to protect all my followers from themselves.
KISHA: That doesn't make sense but I won't question that.
DR. EVIL: Good, you'd be wise not to. You don't want to go onto my hit list do you?
KISHA: Definitely not! All powerful, Dr. Evil.
KISHA: World, it is official! Dr. Evil is officially insane. This new thingamajig has left me all kinds of scared for Christmas. I hope that she is fine, I'm sure Dr. Evil won't give up this prank war until he has to. On the bright side though, I now know he won't come after me with his gadgets and gizmos and that I'll probably be spared once he takes over the world. See, there's a silver lining in everything haha!
DR. EVIL: Now, we must find Christmas and lure her into the path of the dot.
KISHA: I need someone to come and help me before I get too far into this plan.
DR. EVIL: I could leave a trail of breadcrumbs, much alike those little fat kids: Hansel and Gretel in the witch book. What do you think Kisha?
KISHA: Yeah, crumbs are good. That'll work.
DR. EVIL: Perfect! I'll get a loaf of bread and start crumbling.
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NATALIE: You sound like you've got a grand plan up your sleeve. I don't doubt that it'll be very effective in rallying up your votes gurl.
DARBY: Oh, Natalie, you haven't seen the half of it yet.
NATALIE: Mind if I stick my hooter in and ask what it is you've got in mind?
DARBY: I'm going to use my knowledge to my advantage... as well as all the secrets people have told me since the game begun.
NATALIE: That... sounds very spicy! I'm really curious now.
DARBY: You told me the other day that I know what I'm doing in this game... and you were completely right. I'm not going out of that house until I reveal the entire picture of what is going on to everyone involved.
NATALIE: Nooooo... you're going to lay everything out on the table aren't you?
DARBY: You bet your ass I am Natalie. I'm going to save myself no matter what.
NATALIE: And all of this you've seen or heard to be true?
DARBY: Yep, every single thing.
NATALIE: Is there anyone I should be on the lookout for?
DARBY: It all depends, you really want to know?
NATALIE: Sure, why not. If anything it'll be fun to know what people really think.
DARBY: Very well, you need to watch out for everybody! I've heard that everyone has chosen you at one point in this game to be at the top of their hit list.
NATALIE: Really? That's a lot of people who want me out.
DARBY: After my conversation with Milton after the POP challenge to spread false rumours about everyone, I am fully committing to the plan and doing just that. If I am going out today, I'm going to set fire to the foundations and watch everyone scramble to the top to try and figure out what is going on. When you muddy the waters, it only leaves more questions to ask which will lead to paranoia. The cracks will start to show but at least I'll come out on top and be safe. I hope it pays off.
NATALIE: When did people think about targeting me then?
DARBY: This was the first week, people have changed their minds since week two though.
NATALIE: Hmm... right.
DARBY: You also can't trust any of the nice ones. They're all in an alliance together. A tight one. Apparently they all have top 2 deals with each other.
NATALIE: All of them? Do they know about it?
DARBY: Nope, only the people they've made the final 2 deals with. The others are just keeping the others in until the time is right.
NATALIE: Why would they tell you all of this though?
DARBY: They didn't. Well, not all of them at one go. Making alliances myself I've asked everyone what is happening in their game at the moment and what their plans are. They all told me individually and I promised I would keep it my little secret.
NATALIE: And now you've broke that promise.
DARBY: Yeah... I guess I have.
NATALIE: Let me take a seat.
DARBY: I'm guessing you'll want to know more. Since you're going to be on the block every week now, you might as well benefit from getting as much knowledge on the game as you can get.
NATALIE: Sure... is there a catch to this though? It seems too good to be true.
DARBY: If I give you everything I have on everyone here, then I want you to persuade people to keep me here. I think that is a fair trade?
NATALIE: Fine... I'll even offer you an alliance too if you are seeking one?
DARBY: I mean... I've pretty much burned my bridges to all my alliances now. If I tell you more there's no going back... but it's probably the best decision to make. Fine, I'll accept your alliance offer. You and me only okay?
NATALIE: Sure thing Darby, now let's find out a few more game secrets.
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CHRISTMAS: What an interesting looking helmet. Did you leave this on here Milton?
MILTON: You honestly think I would buy something as ludicrous as this?
CHRISTMAS: It has gold on it... and you have a lot of money so... I wouldn't rule it out.
MILTON: No, I didn't buy it. It looks far too cheap for me.
CHRISTMAS: Hmm, I wonder who left it here then?
MILTON: The only person I'd think would have something like that is Dr. Evil.
CHRISTMAS: Oh yeah, what would he have this for though?
MILTON: I don't know. Do I look like I know what it's for?
CHRISTMAS: Someone is in a mood today...
MILTON: I'm not in a mood, I'm getting bored to death being in this house.
MILTON: I meant it today, I'm getting bored to death with everyone in this house. Sometimes I consider just getting up and walking out of the front door, but I couldn't possibly do that when I promised my father I would enter to represent our family name! And oath on the family name is everything! I couldn't possibly let my father and my ancestors down like that. Today is the eviction and to be honest I couldn't give a damn who went. I would prefer Jacob to go as he has been very rebellious against my wishes whereas Derpy has been quite loyal, but whatever the conclusion is I will happily trot along to the finish line regardless of the outcome.
CHRISTMAS: Do you think I should try it on?
MILTON: No, if it's that cheap metal it'll make your head go green.
CHRISTMAS: Hmm, good thinking. I'd hate to look like Shrek.
MILTON: Yeah... Shrek is not the vibe you want to go for... or anyone to be honest.
CHRISTMAS: Definitely not, unless you have a swamp of course!
MILTON: I think you should return it to him. He's probably wondering where it's gone. If he finds you with it he'll think you're trying to set him up for another prank.
CHRISTMAS: Yeah good idea... then again, what if this is for me?
MILTON: What do you mean? It's just a helmet.
CHRISTMAS: Ah but is it though? If this is Dr. Evil's he would have left it here for a reason! He wouldn't leave any of his gadgets around for anyone to just freely use.
*CHRISTMAS looks into the tiny dot at the front of the helmet.*
CHRISTMAS: That's weird... it's getting brighter... oh wait, this was his...
*CHRISTMAS starts to get a headache and then all of a sudden stands to attention.*
CHRISTMAS: Oh no... I don't like this. Dr. Evil, what would you like me to do?
MILTON: Well shit, looks like you just got put under Evil's charm. Good luck trying to get out of it.
CHRISTMAS: I don't feel in control of myself after looking at that helmet. I keep getting messages to perform certain tasks and look silly. I presume Dr. Evil was behind this and that he has successfully taken control of my mind. I shall find a way to get back at him for I will win this prank war! I'M COMING FOR YOU DR. EVIL! YOU WILL NOT WIN!
CHRISTMAS: I must go and jump in the pool with all my clothes on now... Goodbye Milton.
MILTON: Ugh, is that you in there? Why would you do that?
CHRISTMAS: No, it's not me. Well, it is but I can't stop it... I must go jump!
MILTON: This... is... brilliant! I need to get me one of those helmets to control some of my staff. The slackers!
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LEAH: Are you sure that you left it on the bed?
ANTWAN: Yeah... maybe... I don't really know anymore. My mind has gone blank.
LEAH: Have you looked in your dresser?
ANTWAN: I have, not a single picture is in there.
LEAH: Hmm, that is so weird. There not over here either.
ANTWAN: What are we going to do? I can't lose the pictures of my family.
LEAH: Hmm, think back to the last spot you remember having them. That usually helps.
ANTWAN: I was sat here on the bed. I was looking through them... and then I put them down on the side of the bed.
LEAH: Do you remember what happened after that?
ANTWAN: Hmm... I put them down and... I went for a shower. I took my clothes off and left them here on the bed.
LEAH: Did you leave them on top of the photos? Please don't tell me you did.
ANTWAN: Uhm, maybe... I don't know. Why do you ask?
LEAH: I uh... moved all those clothes this morning. I put them in the washing machine and gave them a good rinse.
ANTWAN: Oh no... you don't think that...
LEAH: I hope not. They're still running, I think there's another 20 minutes left to wash.
ANTWAN: If you have... those photos will be...
LEAH: I know. I'm deeply sorry Antwan! I really am.
LEAH: I feel terrible. Utterly terrible! I never realised that the photos were in the pile of clothes. I should have checked before I put them in the washer but I was so distracted this morning I forgot to do so. I am going to have to make it up to Antwan big time!
ANTWAN: Wait, there's something under here. I just saw the reflection of it then.
*ANTWAN kneels down and checks under the shoe rack.*
LEAH: What is it? Is it...
ANTWAN: You won't believe it, it's the pictures!
*ANTWAN reaches under and reclaims the pictures.*
LEAH: Phew! That is a relief. For a second there I thought I had completely destroyed them in the wash.
ANTWAN: Yeah it was rough, but I'm glad that I found them. They must have accidentally fell under there when I put my clothes on the bed. I'm going to put them some place extra safe.
ANTWAN: I am incredibly grateful that I didn't lose the pictures! Those pictures are special to me, they are the first ones I have of the whole family, me, Pablo and the kids. I've stored them somewhere extra safe now to avoid anything like that happening again so now we can all relax and get back to business or lack of while we're here haha.
LEAH: That happened to me before, I misplaced them but luckily I managed to get them back. It's hard losing such a close sentimental object like that.
ANTWAN: Tell me about it, I'm not sure what I would have done if I did.
LEAH: Let's get some tea, the stress has made my afro start to frizz.
ANTWAN: Haha, perfect idea! Though I may have something sugary and cold instead.
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*FIORELLA reads through her book. She is fascinated by it.*
FIORELLA: Aww I'm rooting for you Vivia, you need to keep Arroyo by your side. He wants to protect you!
*The door opens. FIORELLA quickly closes the book.*
FIORELLA: Hello? Who is it?
JACOB: Hey, it's me. Can I come in?
FIORELLA: Oh... yeah. Please do.
JACOB: How are you doing? I heard voices in here.
FIORELLA: That was just me... I was... ugh, reading this book.
JACOB: Oh cool, is it yours?
FIORELLA: Yeah... I brought it with me from home... it's one of my favourite books.
JACOB: That's awesome, what is it about?
FIORELLA: I really like Jacob... I can talk to him about a lot of stuff. He takes an interest in me... like my books. I love my books... I'm glad I can talk to someone about them. I tried talking with Milton about it... but then he just insulted me. That sucked. Jacob takes time though... he asks me questions about what I like to read. I like that! I couldn't ask for a better friend... yeah, he's a good friend.
FIORELLA: It's about a mermaid kingdom. The king is trying to hold onto his throne while his daughter falls in love with her best friend. She finds it hard to accept... but eventually she lets him in. He helps her and her father keep the kingdom safe.
JACOB: Sounds good, don't let Antwan know it's about mermaids he'll riot.
FIORELLA: No worries, I've tried hiding it from him.
JACOB: It does sound like a really good book though, maybe I could read it once your finished? That's... if I'm still here of course.
FIORELLA: Yeah! That'd be great. I think you'll like it.
JACOB: I'm not so much into fantasy... but you do have good taste in books. Your recommendation is worth a lot.
FIORELLA: There's some realistic parts in... and some cute parts. I've just read a little poem that Vivia says to Arroyo.
JACOB: Oh really? What's the poem about?
FIORELLA: It's about their friendship... want me to read it aloud?
JACOB: Yeah!
FIORELLA: Ahem... "It dwells within my heart, I don't know how it happened, or when it got to start. But the happiness you bring me, always gives a special lift, and I realize that your friendship, is life's most special gift".
JACOB: That is beautiful!
FIORELLA: It is... it warmed my heart when I read that. Someday... I wish I could have that kind of friendship... I'm being silly.
JACOB: No, there's nothing wrong with wanting that... and knowing you, I don't doubt for a second you'll find it.
FIORELLA: You... think so?
JACOB: I know so.
FIORELLA: Jacob, that is so nice of you... thank you!
JACOB: I feel in two minds today... I'm obviously nervous for the eviction. I don't want to leave the house... leave my friends here. I also feel like I've got longer to go here. I also don't want to see Fiorella upset. We've both been close since day one and having to play the game without one of her friends... I think that'd upset Fiorella a lot. I just hope things go my way today... I've tried my best to campaign. You just never know what will happen.
JACOB: I'm going to get a quick drink before the eviction. Do you want me to get you anything?
FIORELLA: No thank you... I'm okay.
JACOB: If you change your mind just give me a shout.
*JACOB leaves.*
FIORELLA: Aww Jacob, you're a good friend to me...
EVEN: HELLO HOUSEMATES! THE TIME HAS COME TO VOTE. THE SECOND EVICTION CEREMONY WILL BEGIN SHORTLY. CAN ALL HOUSEMATES PLEASE MEET IN THE CEREMONY AREA TO BEGIN THE EVICTION.
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EVEN: Hello housemates! Welcome to the second eviction ceremony of Season 6! Tonight, one of our fantastic nominees will unfortunately be sent packing and will leave the competition. But who goes, the house will decide!
EVEN: In tonight's eviction each of you will have the chance to vote one of your nominees on the chopping block to leave the competition. The housemate on the block who receives the most votes to evict will leave the competition immediately.
EVEN: Darby and Jacob, unfortunately you are the unlucky housemates facing eviction tonight. Since you are the nominees this week you are not eligible to vote in the eviction ceremony this week, is this clear?
DARBY: That's absolutely fine.
JACOB: I understand Even.
EVEN: Sandy, as you are the current reigning HOH you are also not eligible to vote in this eviction ceremony. If the house fails to come to a majority vote, you will get the chance to decide who will go home though. Once you have made this decision, the housemate you vote out will leave immediately. Is this clear?
SANDY: Got it loud and clear Even!
EVEN: Perfect! Now that all the ground rules have been covered...
DARBY: Excuse me Even, if I may interrupt for just one second. I would like to make one final speech to my fellow housemates.
EVEN: Sure, go ahead. Speak loud and clear.
DARBY: As you all are aware, I've come to you to campaign individually to keep me in this game. I will say though, everything will be put on the table tonight. If you refuse to save me then I will air out your dirty laundry for everyone to see. Some of you cannot be trusted and are playing a very sneaky game.
SANDY: Well damn, she just come and snatched my wig with this!
DARBY: One of them being our resident drag queen here! She as well as many others cannot be trusted in this house. Choose carefully how you want to vote tonight, otherwise I may just expose your game.
SANDY: Well... I was not expecting her to throw me under the bus like that.
DARBY: I'm sorry to have to do this Jacob. I think it is also crucial that all of you are aware that Jacob isn't as he seems too. Fiorella, as your friend. I want you to know this, do not trust Jacob. He has betrayed you one too many times in this house and you need to know about it.
JACOB: Darby, that is not true! Fiorella, please don't listen to her.
DARBY: Like I said before, choose wisely who you want out tonight everyone. If I go, I let everything out of the cage and then it's on you to try to recover your own games!
FIORELLA: Is... this true Jacob? You betrayed me?
JACOB: No, absolutely not. I would never do that to you.
DR. EVIL: Jacob being devious? It would be a shock but I wouldn't rule it out.
FIORELLA: I don't know what to think...
JACOB: Don't listen to Darby, she is making up lies.
LEAH: I hate having to pry, but who exactly do you have information on Darby?
DARBY: Every single one of you. So if you want me to keep my mouth shut Leah, keep me in this house.
SANDY: She is pulling out the big guns right there... I can't wait to see what happens!
EVEN: Let's get back to the vote now, shall we...
EVEN: It is time to officially begin the vote!
ALL: Phew!
EVEN: Darby and Jacob, I wish you the best of luck. Let the eviction ceremony begin! Our first housemate who will cast their vote tonight is... CHRISTMAS! Please make your way to the diary room to cast your vote.
CHRISTMAS: Good luck guys... this is going to be intense.
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CHRISTMAS: I would like to evict ______ because I think you are in need of a little Christmas spirit. Sorry sweet, I think it's what is best for my game. Happy Holidays.
KISHA: I would like to evict _______ because I think it would be best for me. I don't want to, but I can't send the other person home.
MILTON: ______ should be evicted. S/he's made their choice and now s/he's faced the wrath of Milton Wong. Big mistake, ______!
FIORELLA: I'm going to vote _____ out. I feel so conflicted... I hate being in this position... especially after what just happened. I'm sorry!
DR. EVIL: This one eviction vote shall be an easy procedure for me. I vote to evict the impure and clandestine person known in this house as _____________. I have managed to keep up my façade of civilness with you, but tonight is the moment you shall pay DEARLY with your place in the game, for your attempts to betray my old companions at Shoreline Trails. And the enemies of my comrades are MY enemies. NEVER attempt any of your underhanded schemes again. Tata!
LEAH: It is with a very heavy heart that I vote to evict ______. This never gets easier but I hope you understand that it is not a personal vote for you.
ANTWAN: My vote has to go to the person that has spoken to me the least, ______, perhaps if we'd gotten to know each other I would have voted for ______ instead. Sorry.
EVEN: Thank you for your vote Antwan! All housemates have now voted and the votes will be tallied up. Please could you return to the ceremony area Antwan!
ANTWAN: Thank you Even.
*ANTWAN exits to the ceremony area.*
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EVEN: Welcome back to the eviction ceremony guys! Are you all happy with your votes?
ALL: Yeah!
EVEN: Perfect!
EVEN: Thank you for everyone who has voted tonight. I have had the chance to tally up the scores tonight and I can confirm... we have come to a majority vote as a house!
ALL: Ooh!
EVEN: I hope everyone is ready because I am about to reveal the results of this vote. Are we all ready?
ALL: Yeah!
EVEN: Great! With that, it's time to reveal the results.
*Intense music plays.*
EVEN: Good luck Darby and Jacob! I can now reveal... with a vote of 4-3... the housemate who will be leaving tonight is...
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EVEN: Darby!
DARBY: Me? Wow, I'm shocked. Some of y'all really want to test the waters.
EVEN: I'm very sorry Darby. Unfortunately you have been evicted from the house, please may I ask you to say your goodbyes and leave the house immediately.
*DARBY stands from the block.*
DARBY: I'd be getting really nervous if I were some of you right now.
MILTON: Let's hear everything you've got to say Darby!
*The housemates go into the main living room to say goodbye to DARBY.*
DARBY: Where should I start? Let's go from left to right.
KISHA: Oh no, we're first Sandy!
SANDY: We sure are gurl.
DARBY: None of y'all can trust Sandy. Both of us had a conversation today about you all, she has plans to get rid of everyone of you when you least expect it.
MILTON: That's true, I can confirm that conversation happened.
SANDY: Wait, Milton what are you talking about?
MILTON: I overheard the entire conversation.
DARBY: He did, he heard that you were going to take people out the 'kind way'. Befriend them and when they least expect it, stab them in the back the first chance you get.
SANDY: That's just not true at all though is it.
DARBY: It's too late to back track Sandy. You said that... and Kisha, you should be afraid, you were at the top of her list.
KISHA: No, Sandy wouldn't get me out... at least, I hope not.
SANDY: Of course not Kish, don't listen to her. Who else is going to get a grillin' Darbs?
NATALIE: So Darby decided to drag practically everybody through the mud. I know what you are thinking right now: Natalie, why don't you call this bitch out for being a goddamn mess who told you different things, like her and Milton agreeing? Well, to be frank... I'm actually entertained. Ironically despite being Demisexual, I was low-key aroused. To interfere in a situation where she digs herself her own grave is pointless and would place an unneeded target on myself, which I don't need at all. Plus I didn't even scratch the surface of my possible secret that could hurt me and I am not even in an official alliance yet, so I could actually benefit from this and feast on the shards of the potential broken alliances, which is so exciting for me. So instead of lighting up the rumour that I'm an angry black woman, I decided to do what I can do best next to be an entertainer: get me some chips and enjoy the fucking show! Hahahahaha.... does this make me a bitch?
DARBY: Milton... well, you're Milton. The less said the better.
MILTON: Agreed... wait, excuse me! Do you not know who I am?
DARBY: Christmas, you are the biggest person in this house who has everyone wrapped around your little finger. Not only have you ate all the mince pies but you have spread so many lies about everyone in here including me. You've sworn your loyalty to several people in this house, top 2 deals I believe. You can't take everyone through with you to the final.
CHRISTMAS: I will admit to eating all the mince pies but I don't have any top 2 deals!
DARBY: Fiorella, you need to drop Jacob the first moment you can get. Not only did he plot to win HOH this week, but he also wanted to put you up on the block against Milton so you would get voted out.
FIORELLA: Jacob... is that true?
JACOB: No! I wanted Milton up but I would never put you up. You can trust me!
DARBY: He's lying Fi, don't fall for his good guy act.
JACOB: Get out already... you're a toxic liar. I should never have talked to you.
DARBY: Dr. Evil is quite a nice chap actually once you get to know him, he tries to be evil but he really isn't.
DR. EVIL: Hey! That is slander that is, take it back right now... or prepare to die! Get the giant death robot ready!
DARBY: Fine... you're evil and horrible.
DR. EVIL: Thank you, I cannot let my reputation be tarnished.
DARBY: Then we get to Antwan and Leah. The biggest fakers in this house. Both of them act the best of friends but they are both trying to gun for each other! Whoever loses out to the other HOH better be afraid because they are going to be sent packing their bags and sent home.
ANTWAN: Lies! What utter nonsense, me and Leah are good friends.
LEAH: Yes we are. I would have expected much better from you Darby.
DARBY: You should have kept me in, then I would have been more pleasant. At least everything has come to light and everyone knows the truth now.
JACOB: Except it's not the truth.
DARBY: Deny all you want, once you're all out you can see for yourselves! Anyway, later peeps. You all have a lot to talk about now I'm gone!
*DARBY heads for the door.*
DARBY: I'll see y'all at the finale, hopefully things will make more sense by then.
JACOB: ...Bye.
*DARBY leaves the house as the second evicted housemate.*
EVEN: Darby has finished in 10th place. Although we have lost Darby for now, we shall see her again at the Season 6 finale!
EVEN: Jacob, congratulations on surviving the eviction. Since you have survived and will get to play another week, you have earned your 1st piece of the overruling hex! You will need to earn 2 more pieces before you can use this.
JACOB: Perfect, that's some good news after everything that's happened tonight.
EVEN: Housemates, 10 of you have become 9. You are all one step closer to becoming the winner of Abnormality! I'll see you all next week for our third HOH challenge. Bye everyone!
ALL: Bye Even!
JACOB: I'm happy that I am still in this game but I'm disappointed in Darby. If she would have just walked out and said her goodbyes like everyone else, everything would have been fine. She had to spread a load of lies and throw me under the bus before she went though. I hope Fi still trusts me, I'd never betray her in this game! I have a lot of work to do this week, first of all check in with Fi and see how she is doing.
EVEN: On that note I can conclude this episode. Following the events of the episode, unfortunately Darby was unable to save herself and has been evicted from the house. I would like to say a massive thank you to Tigerblu11 for submitting Darby for Season 6. I look forward to see who you will submit for Season 7! That's all for tonight, tune in next time to see who will win the fourth HOH challenge and who will go up on the block. Goodnight everybody!
HOUSEMATES:
Antwan Plum (Shadami)
Christmas Burghley (twiddle3)
Dr. Evil Domination (M13Vulpecula)
Fiorella Bandini (PieceOfPrincess)
Jacob Price (lillibattenberg)
Kisha Patel (Alleenmens)
Leah Hinton (ninjakid150)
Milton Wong (HayloHusky)
Natalie Pollard / Sandy Fresco (YJB19299)
10th: Darby Ellesentway (Tigerblu11)
11th: Maximus Payne (SimTresa)
WD: Ken Lovelace (Keyenpeydee)
