Welcome to Abnormality! Season 1, where the Drama begins. 7 Contestants will enter the House and one of them will win the grand prize of $250,000 Simoleons and the title of 'King/Queen of the House'. So far on Abnormality, Armada was the second contestant to go home after battling against Lilian. But with a new week starting, who will become the new HOH? Who will be put up for eviction? And who will be going home? It's all on Abnormality!
Beth: Yo Lilian! We're just one big hellabitch party in here now that Armada's gone, woo! Girl Power.
Lilian: Aren't you even the least bit sad Beth?
Beth: No, why?
Lilian: Well, when Armada was here you had some pretty strong feelings towards him.
Beth: Yes, I did. Until I found him trying to woo-hoo with you.
Lilian: That was different.
Beth: Was it? Really?
Lilian: He was going to leave he just needed to do what he does best...
Beth: What's that then... jump into bed with every other woman he see's? P*ss off Lilian!
Lilian: Fine, if it's going to be like that...
Cassandra: I don't like how Locket swears too much. It is impolite and inappropriate.
So, I made a deal with her saying every time she swears, she has to give me a
dollar. So far, I heard her swear 10 times today and so because of that, I have
gotten 10 dollars just by her swearing. I hope that she learns a lesson by this
and that she shall never ever swear again.
Locket: Grr... I can't believe Plum put them horse laxatives in our drinks. I'm going to f*cking get my f*cking payback on the b*tch!
Cassandra: Locket! What did I say. You now owe me 3 dollars. You cannot just go around saying what you like. Sometimes, you just have to bite your tongue and accept the situation for what it is.
Locket: Grr... *gives Cassandra 3 dollars* I'm just tired of getting sh*t on by every b*st*ard in this house though. It p*sses me off! Even the look of her annoys me. I mean she's f*cking purple.
Cassandra: You can't just say you hate someone based on appearance. You need a valid reason... and you need to give me 4 more dollars...
Locket: Ugh...
Locket: *Passes Cassandra the 4 dollars* I can't believe I've lost 7 f*cking dollars just by swearing. I mean, it's a little f*cking extreme don't you think?
Cassandra: Nope.
Locket: F*ck sake!
Cassandra: Ahem, 3 more dollars!
Locket: UGH!
*Plum Enters while Locket gives 3 more dollars to Cassandra*
Plum: I just came up to say that I'm getting in the bath, so... don't come in to the bathroom.
Cassandra: We won't.
Locket: Yeah, we won't... I've got... other stuff to do.
Plum: Erm, okay.
Plum: Bath time! F*cking yes... *sniffs* Can I smell smoke? Is something on fire?
Cassandra: LOCKET! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!?
Plum: Ooh! I'm going to get that little freak if it's the last thing I do! And that
old hag, too! Where am I supposed to find new clothes!?
Cassandra: YOU'VE BURNT PLUM'S CLOTHES!
Locket: I know, I've finally done it. Beth should've let me do it before. It feels better now.
Cassandra: YOU'VE BURNT HER CLOTHES YOU IMBESIELE!
Plum: What is going on in here? AHH! My clothes! You've burnt them all. How do you expect me to stay in my bikini for the rest of my time here? I mean, I like to show off, but a girl need's privacy now and then.
Locket: Hehe.
Ziggy (Voice Over): Can all contestants please make their way to the garden for the HOH competition please!
Ziggy: Hello contestants, welcome to the fourth HOH competition. The name of the competition is 'Revenge of the Karaoke-Booth'.
Lilian: I see what's coming.
Ziggy: I'm glad you do. So, basically all you do, is sing a selected song for you and try and get the highest score. But, since this is Abnormality, and since we want it to be like the Fix Factor... I mean X Factor, we've decided to bring some judges in... however, we couldn't find any celebrities who we're interested. So, we brought back some familiar faces. So, judges... introduce yourself!
Armada: Yo b*tches! I'm back!
Beth: Armada? You're like a f*cking curse!
Armada: That's what you love about me though baby!
Ziggy: So, Armada is our first judge, who is the second?
Bridgette: It's been a while guys! I'm not going to go easy on you lot though. I've got my professional head on.
Ziggy: And the final judge will be... well... Me!
Ziggy: So, do we understand what we have to do?
All: Yeah!
Ziggy: Cassandra, as the previous HOH, you're not eligible to participate. So, Plum, you're up first!
Ziggy: You will be singing 'Skyfall' by Adele!
Plum: I hate that fat b*tch!
Ziggy: She's not even fat though! She's quite attractive.
Bridgette: Oo, Ziggy. Never thought Adele would've been you're type.
Ziggy: Ahem... and carrying on... you may begin!
Plum: This is the end... hold your breath and count to ten! Feel the earth move and then... here my heart burst again!
Plum: Let the sky fall, when it crumbles, we will stand tall, let the sky fall, when it crumbles, we will stand tall... Where you go I go... what you see I see... I know I'll never be... without the security
Plum: Let the sky fall, we will stand tall! At skyfall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooooo!
Ziggy: Well done Plum! A brave performace... next will be Lilian!
*To listen to Adele's 'Skyfall' follow the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcZVHGM8x4g*
Armada: Hey Lilian! You'll be singing... 'All Summer Long' by Kid Rock!
Lilian: Woo! I love that song
Lilian: She was seventeen and far from inbetween, it was summer time in northern Michigan! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh! We we're trying different things, smoking funny things...
Lilian: We couldn't wait for night to come, to hit that second place of rock and roll!
Armada: Wow!
Bridgette: Yes wow!
Ziggy: Right, next up is Locket!
*To listen to Kid Rock's 'All Summer Long' follow the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYMY7JpnK9g
Bridgette: Hehe, Locket... you're going to sing... hehe... 'Friday' by Rebecca Black!
Locket: No.
Bridgette: Yes!
Locket: No...
Locket: It's friday, friday, gotta get down for friday, everyone's looking forward to the weekend. Friday, friday, gotta get down for friday, everyone's looking forward to the weekend, Partying, partying! Fun, fun, fun, fun, looking forward to the weekend.
Locket: Which seat can I take?
Armada: You can take my seat!
Locket: No! I've finished.
Armada: I'm sorry.
Locket: So, I've finished, done!
Ziggy: Erm, okay. Well, finally we have Beth! Beth, you will be singing 'Earthquake' by Labrinth.
*To listen to Rebecca Black's 'Friday' follow the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmOHFpyWOeI*
Beth: Ladies and gentlemen, this is something that they call a groundbreaker... So let me apologise to all the shirts and ties... For your makeup! Cos' I make you ugly...
Beth: We can make an earthquake in here!
*Beth falls off the stage*
Ziggy: Are you okay?
Beth: Yes, ouch!
Ziggy: Okay, well, since we've all finished, we'd best get to judging. See you in the morning guys!
*To listen to Labrinth's 'Earthquake' follow the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDWz2EUz0sg*
*THE NEXT MORNING*
Ziggy: After Armada kept ringing Bridgette for like... 4 hours, we finally came to a decision on who won the HOH! Now for the twist. Contestants sent in the answers for the quiz, either answering 'Yes' or 'No. Well, the twist is, that you will only gain a point if you have answered 'Yes' to the question. If it isn't a direct 'Yes' or 'No' answer then that answer is disqualified. So... the winner of this week's HOH is in fact...
Ziggy: Locket!
Locket: Aww yeah!
Quiz Results:
Beth: 4
Lilian: 5
Locket: 6
Plum: 3
Ziggy: As the two lowest scorer's Beth and Plum will be the have-not's this week. So, Locket, as HOH who will you choose to be the nominee's this week?
Locket: Ziggy, my nominations are...
Locket: Beth and Plum!
Beth: What?
Plum: Wow, this is going to be a sh*t week for the both of us.
Ziggy: Who are you going to pick for the pamper package?
Locket: I will pick Lilian!
Lilian: Yey!
Ziggy: Locket, you have picked Beth and Plum to be nominee's this week. So, with that decision I can now say that the HOH competition has been done.
Plum: Grr... look's like I'll have to get my payback on that little b*tch!
Ziggy: So, with that concludes this episode of Abnormality! Locket won the HOH and chose Beth and Plum to become this week's nominations. But will Beth and Plum cope with being Have-Nots aswell? Will Plum get her own back on Locket? Will Locket be a good HOH? And will Abnormality Idol become a new reality show? Probably not, but who knows. To see what happens next time, check into the next episode of Abnormality!
Welcome to Abnormality! Season 1, where the
Drama begins. 7 Contestants will enter the House and one of them will win the
grand prize of $250,000 Simoleons and the title of 'King/Queen of the House'. So
far on Abnormality, Locket saved herself from the chopping block using the veto won from the POP. However, this decision made Cassandra replace Locket with Armada. So, with Armada and Lilian on the chopping block this week, who will leave the Abnormality house? We'll find out today on Abnormality!
Lilian: I can't believe that Cassandra put Armada up on the block next to me. I'm sure
I'll be the one going home but I figured might as well go out with a
bang...literally. Hmm...that man knows how to please the ladies, lemme tell
ya...
Lilian: Hey Armada! Why don't we, ya know. Get it on!
Armada: Don't be stupid Lilian!
Lilian: Did... you just reject me? What's up with the Armada I know.
Armada: I have a lot of things on my mind.
Lilian: Oh really?
Armada: Yeah, I just want to lay low until eviction. I don't want this to get in the way.
Lilian: But you love woo-hooing. Are you ill?
Armada: Just cos' I don't wanna f*ck now and then doesn't mean I'm ill.
Lilian: Okay, okay, chill!
Armada: Plus even if I wanted to we can't. The bed's are apart and Locket's in here.
Lilian: I guess you're right.
Locket: Who left the turkey neck in the oven? Seriously, just go and fight a space martian!
Lilian: Wahh?
Cassandra: I was talking to Armada finishing my crossword puzzle and I officially name
him the worst speller ever. He spelled my name "Kazzandrah", Lillian "Lelyand",
Locket "Lokcette", Bredgittt" and he even spelled his name "Armmaddah". He was
lucky enough to spelled the two shorted names in the house. I can't believe how
uneducated he is.
Cassandra: I cannot believe you are so idiotic!
Armada: I can spell everyone's name in the house.
Cassandra: Really?
Armada: Yeah. Your name is spelt, Kazzandrah!
Cassandra: Oh dear.
Armada: Then there's Leyland, Lokcette and Bredgitt! Oh and Beth and Plum!
Cassandra: You need to go back to college young man. You're spelling is appauling. Anyway, dinner is ready everyone! We're having SeaShell Salad.
Plum: SeaShell salad are we? I got a plan :D
Armada: Locket! Don't you spell your name like this L-O-K-C-E-T-T-E?
Locket: No.
Cassandra: See I told you. Stop messing with your food and eat it.
Armada: Sorry mum!
Cassandra: *grumbles*
Plum: Have we all finished? I'll clean up.
Cassandra: Plum... cleaning? What on earth is the matter with you child?
Plum: Hehe, just washing the dishes... Hurry up Plum! No one's looking.
Plum: Anyone for a brew?
Beth: I'm lactose intolerant!
Locket: I'm fine.
Plum: Go on, stop being a bum...
Locket: Fine then, whatever.
Plum: Hehe.
*Plum pops the laxatives into the drinks*
Plum: Hehe, drink away guys!
Cassandra: Ooo, how delightful, thank you Plum.
Armada: Thanks.
Locket: Hmm... I can smell something very fishy going on...
Plum: It's probably Beth... she's got her legs open.
Beth: B*tch!
Plum: What a beautiful coffee! Anyone else agree?
Locket: It tastes funny.
Plum: It will. I used sweeteners in everyone elses.
Locket: How come you didn't put a sweetener in your's?
Plum: I... I... have allergic reactions if they... enter my digestive system?
Cassandra: Ooo, biological!
Locket: I guess I can give it a try!
*Locket sips*
Locket: That tastes like sh*t!
Cassandra: What, it does. Taste it!
Cassandra: I do say, it is a tad... bitter?
Plum: Bitter? Just drink it. It'd be a waste of a brew.
Cassandra: Very true Plum!
*Cassandra continues to drink it. Locket hesitates but also drinks it*
Armada: Hmm... sweeteners eh? Oh well...
*Armada drinks the whole cup*
Plum: Perfect, so effective! Time for part 2 of my great plan!
Cassandra: What?
Plum: Nothing...
*1 hour later*
Locket: HURRY UP IN THERE! I'M GONNA SH*T MYSELF!
Cassandra: Locket, please. Control your temper... although... I do need to toilet myself... Please be quick in there.
Armada: HURRY! Who is in the bathroom anyway?
Plum: Hehe, this is so much fun. SORRY! I'M JUST... ON THE TOILET! THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE COFFEE MACHINE!
Armada: Hurry up!
Plum: Hehe. I hope they sh*t themselves... this'll be classical T.V at it's best.
Locket: NO! I'M GONNA... OH NO!
Plum: Haha... that girl just sh*t herself on T.V... that's embarrasing.
*Armada and Cassandra... also sh*t themselves.*
Plum: Haha, Fan-Tastic!
Ziggy (Voice Over): Contestants! Please can you all come to the living room for the eviction ceremony.
Cassandra: Erm, Ziggy. Can I, Armada and Locket... clean up first?
Ziggy (Voice Over): I... think that would be best! For everyone.
Plum: Hehe.
Plum: Hello, Mr. Diary Room Camera. Can you keep a secret? I was the one who put the
horse laxatives in everyone's drinks at dinner! Heeheehee, don't tell anyone,
okay? OR I'LL RIP YOUR F*CKING BALLS OFF.
Ziggy (Voice Over): Contestants! Welcome to the second eviction ceremony! Tonight, either Armada
or Lilian will be leaving the Abnormality house! Beth, Locket and
Plum. Each of you will have to go into the diary room and vote for the
contestant you want out of the competition. In the case of a tie, Cassandra (the
current HOH) will have to vote for the contestant she wants out of the
competition. However, this week there will be an odd number of votes- making sure that one of the housemates will be going home without the HOH's choice.
Ziggy (Voice Over): Plum, you are first to vote for who you want to evict. Make your way to the diary room!
Plum: I vote to evict _______.
Beth: I vote to evict _______.
Locket: I vote to evict _______.
Ziggy (Voice Over): Right, totting up results! And we have found out who will be leaving! The person leaving the Abnormality House this week... will be...
Ziggy (Voice Over): Armada!
Armada: No!
Votes for:
Armada - 2
Lilian - 1
Ziggy (Voice Over): Armada! You are the evictee this week! You'll have 10 seconds to say your goodbyes and meet me outside for your interview!
Armada: You're all losing a great piece of eye candy... go on, admire the swans while you still can.
Beth: Armada, f*ck off already!
Armada: Beth? I'm sorry...
Ziggy: Hello viewers! I'm joined here with the second evictee, Armada Samuels!
Armada: Hey there Ziggy my man, how are you?
Ziggy: I'm fine Armada! So, let's get on with the interview...
Ziggy: How has your time been in the house?
Armada: My time has been pretty sweet. I got laid a few times. Met some cool people. I
wish some of them would keep it down with the crazy but what can a guy do?
Ziggy: Will you be keeping in contact with anyone in the house?
Armada: Beth, if she let's me.
Maybe Plum. Honestly, anyone who wants to keep in touch with me.
Ziggy: If you had to redo your experience all over again, what would you do?
Armada: I would get laid more.
Ziggy: That's nice...
Armada: I'm serious. I played it to Mr. Nicey Nice in there, I should've just woo-hooed with the lot of them on the first day!
Ziggy: Well, I guess it'd be best to show you some of our goodbye tapes for you...
Locket: HAHAHAHA SUCKER! See, I outlasted you. You didn't even make it past 3 evictions.
>:3
Cassandra: I am so sorry to see you leave Armada. You could have been a nice fello if you tried a little harder.
Armada: Bitches!
Ziggy: Ahem, moving on...
Ziggy: Will we see you on any other reality shows in the future?
Armada: Not sure. Perhaps.
Ziggy: And our last question, Who do you want to win Abnormality now?
Armada: Beth! GO GET THEM!
Ziggy: Even after the whole fiasco just then?
Armada: Yeah, I can't blame her... go get 'em Beth!
Ziggy: Well, thanks for chatting to me Armada, you've been great to chat to.
Armada: No problem, my man.
Ziggy: I would also like to say thank you to Arrowleaf for submitting Armada on
Abnormality! Good luck for the future, and hopefully you might return with a new
character- next season. :)
Ziggy: So, Armada was the second housemate to leave the Abnormality house. With another week over, another week begins. Who will win the upcoming HOH competition? And who will be up for nomination next week? Will Locket and Cassandra get their own back on Plum's laxative trick? Will Ziggy change that bright pink shirt? Probably not, since he didn't last time... but anything can happen on Abnormality! Until next week on Abnormality!
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