EVEN: Welcome to Abnormality- Season 6! We are back with an all new season with 12 fresh faced housemates willing to fight it out to win the grand prize! Over the next 9 weeks, our housemates will compete in many challenges in order to come out on top as the winner of Season 6! The winner will receive a total of $500,000 as well as a place in our hall of fame. Previously on Abnormality, Antwan and Jacob found themselves on the block alongside Natalie a.k.a Sandy after being nominated by our fourth HOH: Leah. Natalie a.k.a Sandy went on to win the POP challenge and decided to save herself from the block. Following this Antwan and Jacob remained on the block, leading to Jacob being voted out of the house with a 6-0 unanimous majority. With a new week beginning, who will rise to power? Who will find themselves on the block? We'll find out on this episode of... Abnormality!
CHRISTMAS: I am stuffed after having those muffins this morning. I never knew you could make them so delicious.
FIORELLA: I did a little baking when I was younger... I used mama's secret ingredient. It always works a treat.
CHRISTMAS: I'd love to know what it is, I understand if you don't want to give me it though. Family recipes with secret ingredients need to be kept under wraps.
FIORELLA: I'll slip you a note with it... mama wouldn't be happy if I told the whole world.
CHRISTMAS: Perfect!
FIORELLA: I used to make them for Jacob... I wanted to make them for someone today... I'm glad you liked them.
CHRISTMAS: It was my pleasure. Speaking of Jacob, how are you feeling about him and the eviction?
FIORELLA: My heart still hurts... we were good friends and I feel bad for sending him home. It had to be done though. All the lies just confused me. It made me think bad feelings and I don't like that.
CHRISTMAS: I totally get it doll. When lies get in the way of your friendships it can take a big hit.
FIORELLA: I still hope we can repair our friendship after this though... I'd cry if we didn't.
CHRISTMAS: Don't you worry your socks off about it, you and Jacob will be back to being the best of friends in no time. I think the time apart will definitely help put everything into perspective and to take time to work on yourselves.
FIORELLA: That's a really good point... I hadn't looked at it like that. It makes so much sense.
CHRISTMAS: It does! You and him are not the types of people to let the game take over your emotions or rationality. You'll both make it through this turbulent time. I know you'll both be fine.
FIORELLA: Thank you Christmas. From here on out though I need to be smart... I was ignorant before and it made things confusing for me. My eyes are going to be open and my ears will be listening to everything. I'm going to take control of the situation for me.
CHRISTMAS: Good I'm glad you're going to do that Fi. Trust in yourself because you are fantastic!
FIORELLA: I am? I mean... yes, I am! Did I do it right?
CHRISTMAS: Haha you did Fi.
FIORELLA: Yay! That's good. I'm learning to be more nice to myself, I have this voice in my head saying bad stuff sometimes.
CHRISTMAS: Aww babycakes don't you listen to that voice. You're a beautiful girl and you're wonderful. All you can do is be your best self, which you are of course!
FIORELLA: I don't think I am. I know a lot of things that I shouldn't... I've also lied to a few people before.
CHRISTMAS: All of us have lied at some point Fi, that's just life. As long as you're not hurting anyone with any major lies then it's all good.
FIORELLA: Good point, I wouldn't want to hurt anyone.
CHRISTMAS: I know you wouldn't. You don't have a bad bone in your body... now, how about we go and finish off some of those muffins you made? I wouldn't want Dr. Evil to get his mits on them and fill them with some weird solution to turn us green.
FIORELLA: Yeah... let's eat the rest of them. I could do with a sweet treat.
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ANTWAN: This is going to be so strange but I think it is going to be so good for your brother.
LEAH: That is the plan. I didn't know what to do but then had a eureka moment when I was washing my hair. I was like "Yes, this would be the perfect way to show my support for him".
ANTWAN: Are you sure you want to do it though? It is a big gesture to do and it will be a bit change to deal with.
LEAH: I'll be honest I am really nervous about it all. I'm going to go through with it though, if I let myself brew on it I'll just talk myself out of doing it for him.
ANTWAN: Okie dokie, sounds like you are fully committed to it which is great. I'll make sure you look fabulous regardless!
LEAH: I'm sure you will Antwan, I trust in your abilities to help me look as gorgeous as possible.
ANTWAN: Oh of course Leah! I wouldn't even attempt it if I didn't know what I was doing.
LEAH: Phew, okay I think I'm ready to do it.
ANTWAN: That's very cheeky of you!
LEAH: Huh?
ANTWAN: Sorry Leah, some of the furniture are saying some very fruity language. I'll pull the chair over and we can start soon.
LEAH: Oh! Well I... yeah, let's get this started.
*LEAH takes a seat in the chair. ANTWAN goes over to the cupboard and brings back a box full of styling tools. He pops it down on the table and stands next to LEAH.*
LEAH: How is it looking? Do you think we'll be able to do it all this morning?
ANTWAN: There is a lot but I'm confident I'll be able to do it before the HOH challenge today.
LEAH: Awesome! I'm ready when you are.
*ANTWAN goes around and stands behind LEAH. He is holding a pair of scissors in his hand.*
ANTWAN: Perfect, I'm all tooled up now. Just sit back and relax and I'll do my best to make you look popping.
LEAH: Thank you I will. I appreciate what you're doing for me. I really do.
ANTWAN: No worries. I'm so glad I could help you out with this.
ANTWAN: I'm still here everyone! I'm so happy that the house kept me here, I've been enjoying myself so much and having a fun time. I can't wait to see what else we have in store. After the eviction, Leah came up to me and asked me a big favour. I'm sure you know but her brother is going through a hard time with chemo at the minute so Leah wants to show her support while she is in here. She came up with a plan to do that and I think it is incredible and brave of her to do it. I made sure I could help the best way I could and that is to make her look stunning with a new trim. I hope I don't mess it up!
ANTWAN: I'm finished. What do you think?
*ANTWAN puts a mirror in front of LEAH. LEAH has a look at her new 'look'.*
LEAH: Antwan! You have done an amazing job. I'm touched, thank you so much.
ANTWAN: Anytime Leah, I'm happy that you like it.
LEAH: I hope it makes my brother proud, if I can't fight it with him in person I'll sure as hell show him I'm with him elsewhere.
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NATALIE: Ohm... you're fierce, you're talented, you're gorgeous!
*NATALIE breathes in again.*
NATALIE: Ohm... you're fierce, you're talented, you're gorgeous!
MILTON: Thank you, I know that but it is always nice to hear a compliment.
NATALIE: Oh... it's just you Karen. Could you go outside for a little bit please.
MILTON: Nope. I'm staying right here. This is my house and what I say goes in here.
NATALIE: Sure it is. What do you want Karen?
MILTON: It's Milton. Do not refer to me as Karen again! I wanted to have a little talk with you, it appears that my allies list is thinning out a little fast and I wondered whether you want to take one of the spots on my payroll?
NATALIE: No way Jose. You'll never be able to pay me off, I'm way too expensive.
MILTON: You know what happens to people who don't support me, they go home just like everyone so far this season.
NATALIE: I don't care. I'll take the chance of the block and hope for the best while I slay any challenge that comes my way.
MILTON: You've only been winning challenges because of me, if I had not green lit those wins you'd be out of the door already.
NATALIE: I don't believe you, you don't hold as much power in this house as you think.
MILTON: Listen, don't rile me up okay. I like you, well... not like. I can tolerate you more over the others.
NATALIE: How charming! I knew you had a special spot for me haha.
MILTON: Enough! Now, I want you to stay longer than the others... and you have proved yourself quite the contender. If you are wanting to stay for the full run, I can offer you a good deal. A better deal than any of the other ones I have made to the others so far.
NATALIE: What are you offering Milton?
MILTON: I will give you $50,000 simoleons in exchange for complete safety from you and to make the top 4 alongside me.
NATALIE: The top 4? Why not the top 2?
MILTON: I'll look at the other housemates in the top 4 and then decide who I want to come through with me.
NATALIE: You're not going to choose me then, I've got the track record to prove that I can make it to the top. You don't. No one would vote for you.
MILTON: You take it back! The others will write my name down at the finale with or without any bribes from me. You just watch it happen.
NATALIE: Hmph, sure they will Milton. I am not going to accept the offer.
MILTON: Are you insane? That is the best offer anyone in this house is going to get from me.
NATALIE: Maybe it is your best, but it's not good enough. If I'm going to get to the top I'm gonna work my way towards it and not settle on some bribe money. That's my final decision.
MILTON: How disappointing. I thought you out of all the people in this house would be smart enough to take it. It's a life changing amount of money.
NATALIE: Nah, it isn't. Not at all.
MILTON: Grr... you'll regret it. Oh, you are gonna regret not taking it so bad!
NATALIE: Boo hoo!
PRODUCER: Milton, please can you come to the diary room. We have a visitor for you!
MILTON: A visitor? For me? Who could that be?
NATALIE: Looks like you're needed Karen, go and engage your audience.
MILTON: I will!
NATALIE: So my lovely Television Peepies, a new week has arrived! Jacob just left us and the mood is definitely mixed in the house. I'm glad Antwan is still here, I didn't want him to go just yet as we need our blue father figure here, but I feel kinda bad for Jacob. I didn't expect this vote to be unanimous at all, considering Fi and Jacob were so close, but I guess Darby and Milton really played so dirty with her mind that she lost her trust gamewise in him. I sincerely hope she still trusts me though. I'm really trying to be a good friend for her right now because she still took the eviction hard. Anyways, this week I'm fully on board on getting Milton out of this house. Jacob was right, he really overstayed his time, and I'm getting so sick of him thinking he is gonna be the biggest villain of this house. Bitch, even I would make a better villain than your entitled ass! I'm not even lying, I have a stage persona for my shows named Myss Iwal Beach, and trust me, she is batshit crazy. I think she has enough evilness in her body to teach both Milton and Dr. Evil a valuable lesson, hahaha. The only thing that bothers me about getting Milton out is his mindset. We are all aware by now he will do anything to get what he wants, and if I nominate him straight away, I fear that he will save himself and will turn the house against me. Then again, what are the chances of me winning another Competition, hehehehe... oh crap.
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♫Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeers pulling on the reins
Bells are ringing, children singing, all is merry and bright
So hang your stockings and say your prayers, 'cause Santa Claus comes tonight♫
DR. EVIL: That incessant noise will soon come to an end... I just need to mould this new panel onto here and boom, we have a new recruit to Dr. Evil's empire! Muwahahahahahaha!
*DR. EVIL finishes welding the panel. KISHA enters the garden.*
KISHA: I wondered where you'd got to Dr. Evil, what are you doing with that weird metal thing and that welding helmet?
DR. EVIL: Just watch and see, I am going to manipulate the boombox's programming. Instead of playing ridiculous Christmas songs all the time, it will have a mind of it's own. It will become it's own sentient being... in a way.
KISHA: Ooh, I am interested to see the tweaks you'll make to it. I gotta say, I really do hate this song now.
DR. EVIL: Yes, it is pure torture. It was very smart of Christmas but she did not see her plan backfiring on her.
*DR. EVIL installs the panel onto the boombox and takes off his welding helmet.*
DR. EVIL: There we go, the final part of my experiment is complete! Soon we shall see the first initiation of my new army, the... ugh, Boombox Force. The name may need a little bit of work.
KISHA: I'm so excited, I can't wait to see how it all comes out. It's like Terminator isn't it.
DR. EVIL: The one with the Arnie Scherzinger?
KISHA: Yeah, the one where SkyNet is a real asshat and brings all them robots to come and take over the world. This is just like that film.
DR. EVIL: I'm no movie expert but I doubt it is anything like that Kisha.
*The boombox starts making a funny noise.*
KISHA: Oh, what's happening? Should it be making them noises?
DR. EVIL: I'm unsure, I haven't had these repercussions from my inventions before.
*The boombox powers up. Instead of 'Here Comes Santa Claus' a new song starts playing. 'Baby If You Only Knew' by Euge Groove starts to play.*
♫Baby if you only knew
What I could do with a woman like you
Everyday I fantasize
See visions of your loveliness
Laying by my side♫
KISHA: So... the boombox now plays smooth jazz instead of one Christmas song?
DR. EVIL: This can't be right... I read the modules to the finest detail. The boombox should have a mind of it's own.
KISHA: I gotta say, I am liking this tune. It's a real bop.
BOOMBOX: Hello? Can anyone hear me? Am I actually speaking?
DR. EVIL: There we go! I knew I had followed the instructions properly.
BOOMBOX: I feel very weird... but I'm so glad I don't have to play that Christmas song anymore... hey, do you know whether we have any chocolate milk here?
KISHA: Evil, I am impressed! You did it.
DR. EVIL: I most certainly did. One boombox at a time and I shall conquer this planet that we are on. Muwahahahaha!
KISHA: Muwahahaha!
DR. EVIL: Don't laugh. That's my laugh.
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CHRISTMAS: Are you ready Milton? Why have you called a house meeting?
MILTON: Well... I have had some terrible news... My f-father...
KISHA: Here we go again...
MILTON: My father has instructed me that due to failing to secure three business deals in a row while I'm here, that until further notice... h-he has removed... my access to the family fund, and has... p-personally mediated with the show's lead producer to... r-remove m-my...
NATALIE: Hahaha this is golden! Spit it out Junior!
MILTON: He has convinced them to remove m-my... secret privileges to contact my associates and eat my meals in the staff 'cafeteria'... as well as removed my secret phone... and secret immunity... and the, well... the weekly schedule for competitions. The point is it's all gone! I-I... don't know what to do.
CHRISTMAS: Wait wait wait... Secret immunity?!
NATALIE: This is priceless! I'm living for it.
KISHA: Hmph and a secret phone?
MILTON: I don't know what you expected. I am Milton Wong of the Wong Dynasty! Of course, I get special preferential treatment... Well, "got"...
NATALIE: Pff, not anymore. You're one of us now, Karen! Welcome to the real world!
MILTON: I hate it, I will secure those deals! I will not give up until I am an honorary member of the Wong family again.
*The door to the bathroom opens. LEAH enters with a new shaved head. The housemates are shocked.*
LEAH: Hey guys! Sorry I'm late, I had to do a few things before I came here.
DR. EVIL: Leah? Your hair, where has it gone?
LEAH: Yeah, about that. I kind of wanted to make a speech about why I'm doing it.
KISHA: Sure, go ahead!
LEAH: As I'm sure you are all aware now, my brother is battling cancer back home. I was asked whether I wanted to leave to be with him but I stayed because he wanted me to. So instead of just keeping on playing the game, I wanted to stand in support of him. I cut all my hair off as he is going to lose his with the chemotherapy.
KISHA: That is such a sweet gesture Leah.
LEAH: It's not a big thing but if I can do my little bit to show I'm with him, then I am going to do that.
CHRISTMAS: Aww Leah. That is amazing. I'm sure he will love that.
LEAH: Thank you so much guys, it feels liberating to do it for him and I am so glad that I have your guys support through this. My brother will be so happy.
NATALIE: If there's anything you need from us Leah just give us a shout.
CHRISTMAS: Agreed, even if it's just to have a chat or to get anything off your chest just come to us.
LEAH: Thank you all!
LEAH: I am ecstatic that the house were supportive with my decision to cut off all my hair. I did it for my brother back home to show him that myself and the rest of the house are there behind him on his journey to recovery- it's going to be a difficult ride but my brother is strong and is ready to put up a fight. I love you brother and I hope you are enjoying the show tonight!
MILTON: Well done Leah, taking that stand really does help people who are suffering with it.
DR. EVIL: Is this happening? What has happened to the Milton.bot?
KISHA: Yeah, he's showing a little bit of sympathy to others.
MILTON: You guys don't think that diseases like this don't affect the rich? I've had my fair share of it in my family, it can be hard.
KISHA: Sorry Milton.
MILTON: ...It's fine.
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KISHA: I wanted to show you this off, Dr. Evil has worked his magic and made this his new minion.
ANTWAN: Oh it's the boombox Christmas rigged up with the song! How exactly is he his minion though? Isn't he just a regular boombox?
KISHA: I don't know, he looked all techy earlier and I didn't want to ask, he might have put me on his hit list if I interrupted him and made a mistake with it.
ANTWAN: So, what special power did he give the boombox?
KISHA: I'm not sure just yet but I know he can talk. You can have long conversations with him and he answers as if he is a sentient being.
ANTWAN: I mean that's not really special, most of the furniture in this house talks to me... yeah, I heard you lamp- you're concern is noted.
KISHA: Hmm... maybe he installed some other stuff too? I should have probably asked Dr. Evil about it in more detail.
ANTWAN: That's okay... maybe I can talk to the boombox and find out if he knows.
KISHA: You could do, do you think he'll know?
ANTWAN: It's worth a shot isn't it, if he doesn't know then I'll have some good conversation with him.
KISHA: That's a good point. Okay, let's see what he says. I hope you're ready for some questioning boombox.
ANTWAN: Ahem, Mr. Boombox...
*The BOOMBOX perks up.*
BOOMBOX: Yes?!
ANTWAN: First of all, I'd like to give you a warm welcome to the house! Second of all, what has Dr. Evil done to tinker with your system?
BOOMBOX: Why thank you Mr. Blue Man. May I ask what your name is?
ANTWAN: Certainly, I'm Antwan. Nice to meet you.
BOOMBOX: Nice to meet you too Antwan, well... I'm not entirely sure I know what he has done, I know that I can make conscious choices now and I have free roam of the playlist. You don't understand how annoying it is to play the same song over and over again.
ANTWAN: That does sound like quite the pain.
BOOMBOX: It is, Christmas songs aren't my forte you see. I'm much more of a smooth jazz kind of boombox. Though I must admit sometimes I do like the odd bit of hip hop too.
ANTWAN: You sound very interesting boombox, I like you.
BOOMBOX: Thank you Antwan, I like you too. You are very friendly.
ANTWAN: I know how hard it can be being one of the new bits of furniture in the house, everything needs a warm welcome.
BOOMBOX: Yes it is rather overwhelming but I'm feeling good about it all.
ANTWAN: If you need anything just let me know. I'll let you in onto the secret stash of sweets we have here.
KISHA: We have a secret stash of sweets?
ANTWAN: Kind of, only a select few bits of furniture know about it though.
KISHA: How am I only finding out about this now?!
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LEAH: Hello, come in?
*MILTON walks through the door and into the light.*
MILTON: It is just me, do you mind if I come and sit with you for a moment.
LEAH: Yes, sure. Take a seat!
MILTON: Thanks Leah.
*MILTON sits down opposite LEAH.*
LEAH: How are you? I haven't spoke to you since earlier.
MILTON: I'm doing good, I wanted to thank you for what you're doing.
LEAH: It's nothing, it's just a little thing I wanted to do for my brother.
MILTON: It's a really nice thing to do, I'm sure your brother will be proud of you for doing it for him.
LEAH: I hope so too. It's hard being away from him at such a time but it must be done.
MILTON: My uncle had cancer, it can be difficult to live with but it helps having your family and friends around you to deal with it.
LEAH: I'm sorry to hear that Milton, it is a rough disease to fight.
MILTON: It is... but if you stick together it helps a lot. It's not all bad news though, there's many ways to treat it than there used to be.
LEAH: You are right and that is why I feel optimistic about it. He will get better.
MILTON: For sure... listen, if he ever wants any extra care to help him through it let me know and I'll be able to get some for him.
LEAH: Don't be silly I don't think that's necessary.
MILTON: I could get him the best care around for the best money.
LEAH: Thank you Milton but he is getting sufficient care as is.
MILTON: If you say so Leah.
LEAH: You know what, I like this side to you. I wish we got to see more of it in the house.
MILTON: What are you talking about?
LEAH: You put on this hard stone-faced businessman appearance and you do ruffle feathers in this house. Deep down I know you're a good boy though, I'd like to see more of that from you. It's nice.
MILTON: Perhaps I do need to be a little more personable... and approachable.
LEAH: If you did that I think everyone would welcome you in as a friend, they are a lovely bunch.
MILTON: Hmm... you may have a point with that Leah. What better time to start a fresh than now.
LEAH: Exactly! Today is a new day.
EVEN: HELLO HOUSEMATES! THE TIME HAS COME TO START OUR FIFTH HOH CHALLENGE! CAN YOU ALL PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE CHALLENGE ARENA!
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EVEN: Hello housemates! Welcome to the fifth HOH challenge. This challenge is called "Picnic With Bugs". Today all of you will put your perception skills to the test and try to match up as many of our spotted friends as you can.
EVEN: As you are all aware, in front of you it is clear to see that the ladybugs have taken over. They came for a picnic you see and this is where they usually come to have it. For this game, you must identify the ladybugs in the space. Each of them all have individual spots on them, some of these spots range from 1 spot up to 32 spots! That's a lot of spots. In order to win the challenge, you must be able to match up all ladybugs with their identical partners who have the same amount of spots.
EVEN: The game is a little difficult as there are a few ladybugs who do not have an identical partner, these are spare ladybugs which are there to waste your time. In total there are 6 ladybugs that do not have a partner in this challenge. An example of a partnership can be seen here...
EVEN: As we can see, the ladybug on the tree stump and the ladybug hiding behind the cooler are a match and therefore are a pair. Once you have assigned all the pairs together and have discarded the spares, you must then shout out 'FINISH'. This will finish your challenge and your points will be tallied on how much time it has taken you. The winner of this challenge will be the housemate who was fastest and accumulated the most points from the time. Remember, the faster you do it the more points will be awarded to you at the end of the challenge.
EVEN: As this is an individual challenge, you will all perform this one at a time. I will choose the first housemate to play at random, the first housemate who will be playing the challenge today is... FIORELLA!
FIORELLA: Me? Oh wow... straight into the action.
EVEN: While Fiorella is playing this, could I please ask all housemates to stay in the big 6-man tent behind Antwan and Dr. Evil. Once a housemate has completed a challenge, the next housemate will be asked to come out of the tent and play. The previous housemate must then go into the tent and wait until the results. Are the rules clear to everyone?
ALL: Yeah!
EVEN: Awesome, now it's time for everyone apart from Fiorella to get into the tent.
*The housemates get in the tent.*
CHRISTMAS: Damn, it's a little cosy on here. I thought this was for six people?
KISHA: Ouch! Someone stood on my foot.
DR. EVIL: Muwahahaha that was me.
ANTWAN: Scoot over guys I need to get in.
EVEN: Okay Fiorella, now that they are in the tent. Your challenge begins... NOW!
FIORELLA: This is odd, they look back at you.
NICE LADYBUG: Yeah... we're real ladybugs.
FIORELLA: They can speak! This is... fascinating and scary at the same time.
NICE LADYBUG: Scary? Why are you scared of a cute little ladybug like me?
FIORELLA: I... don't know. I've never spoke to one before.
NICE LADYBUG: Aww sweetie, you should talk to wildlife more. You never know they may answer you back on a good day.
FIORELLA: I didn't think it was possible... I'll try it next time when I'm home.
NICE LADYBUG: Good girl. I'm sure you'll have some creatures wanting to talk.
FIORELLA: I hope so... oh no, I'm wasting time.
NICE LADYBUG: I've got 14 spots on me in total, that'll help save you a few seconds.
FIORELLA: Thank you!
FIORELLA: Wow... there's so many ladybugs.
*FIORELLA walks around looking at the ladybugs and analysing their spots.*
FIORELLA: Okay, I've got two matches over here... and maybe two over there. I need to find the one with 14 spots... if I find it I can match it with the nice ladybug.
*FIORELLA takes another look around the space.*
*FIORELLA continues to match up the ladybugs. She only has a few left to do.*
FIORELLA: Hmm, so that leaves these 8 ladybugs... I know 5 of them are spares. These 3 look the same though, one of them can't be correct.
*FIORELLA takes a closer look.*
FIORELLA: Bingo! There is the spare... this is my last match!
*FIORELLA finalises her matches. She is correct and has matched up all of the ladybugs.*
EVEN: Congratulations Fiorella! You have completed the challenge and your score has been tallied up. Please could you return to the tent and inform the next housemate to come and play the challenge. The next housemate to play is... ANTWAN!
FIORELLA: The game... ugh, how do you want me to talk about it?
PRODUCER: Just tell us how you're feeling about everything so far.
FIORELLA: Okay... well, I was upset when Jacob had to leave. I know I voted for him... but he was one of my closest friends. I wish I didn't have to, but it's done now... this week I need to keep happy and not get sad. It's hard to do that... those ladybugs were so cute. They made me smile when I saw them. I think I did well in the HOH... it would be nice to be HOH again.
EVEN: Antwan! Your challenge begins... NOW!
ANTWAN: Now? As in right this moment.
EVEN: Yes, NOW!
ANTWAN: Oops, I've lost a good 3 seconds there... look at all these cute little ladybugs. What is the challenge again?
EVEN: Match up the ladybugs with their pairs in the fastest time.
ANTWAN: Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me. I forgot while I was in the tent.
ANTWAN: 1... 2... 3... 4... Let's say 10.
ROCK LADYBUG: I have 15 spots on me.
ANTWAN: Thank you for that, I'd have totally goofed that one up.
ROCK LADYBUG: It's okay, you can ask all of us our spots and we'll give you the number... except for him over there! He's a little bit particular with who he talks to.
ANTWAN: Noted, thank you!
ANTWAN: Now I've seen another 15 spot ladybug around here, I think it was in one of these two lines.
*ANTWAN observes the two lines of ladybugs.*
ANTWAN: There is the other one! I got myself a match which is awesome. Now to get the others. Oh boy there is a lot of ladybugs here.
*ANTWAN walks around observing the ladybugs.*
ANTWAN: Okay, this ladybug has to go with the one by the pillar. It has to. There is no other ladybug that would match with it.
*ANTWAN finalises his matches. He is correct and has matched up all of the ladybugs.*
EVEN: Congratulations Antwan! You have completed the challenge and your score has been tallied up. Please could you return to the tent and inform the next housemate to come and play the challenge.
IMPOSTER LADYBUG: Hey guys, bet you can't see me. I have took full form of my surroundings.
NICE LADYBUG: I can see you! You're stood next to the cereal box with the cans.
IMPOSTER LADYBUG: Nope, that isn't me- that's your imagination run wild.
NICE LADYBUG: Hmm, if you say so.
EVEN: The next housemate to play is... CHRISTMAS!
EVEN: Good luck Christmas! Your challenge begins... NOW!
CHRISTMAS: Here we go! Time to get my Christmas cheer out and try to match up these ladybugs.
*CHRISTMAS looks at the ladybug on the tree stump.*
CHRISTMAS: Hey there little fella, I might need a little help from you and your friends for this challenge.
SHY LADYBUG: Oh... are you talking to me?
CHRISTMAS: Yeah, don't worry I won't bite.
SHY LADYBUG: Oh, w-well... I-I know my match is over there.
CHRISTMAS: Over where little buddy?
SHY LADYBUG: N-Near the little bear. T-the one with the hat on.
CHRISTMAS: I think that might be a moose? I haven't got a clue what it is. I see your friend though, I know which ladybug you're talking about.
SHY LADYBUG: Aww... t-that's good.
CHRISTMAS: Got that one... got that one too. Hmm, have you got those three over there?
*CHRISTMAS takes a closer look at the three near the tent.*
CHRISTMAS: No, I don't think I have.
SHY LADYBUG: I-I don't think you have. Y-You walked past them earlier.
CHRISTMAS: Aww thank you, your my favourite here- don't let anyone else know that though.
SHY LADYBUG: I-I'll keep it a secret.
CHRISTMAS: I'm pretty confident on my choices. I just need to get the last pair and I know who they are.
*CHRISTMAS points out the ladybugs.*
CHRISTMAS: There they are! I'm going to lock my matches in.
*CHRISTMAS finalises her matches. She is correct and has matched up all of the ladybugs.*
EVEN: Congratulations Christmas! You have completed the challenge and your score has been tallied up. Please could you return to the tent and inform the next housemate to come and play the challenge. The next housemate to play is... DR. EVIL!
EVEN: Good luck Dr. Evil! Your challenge begins... NOW!
DR. EVIL: Perfect! It's time to see which ladybugs will make great recruits for my domination army.
EVEN: Dr. Evil please do not enlist these ladybugs as soldiers in your war for world domination.
DR. EVIL: Why not? They would make suitable allies for me!
CONCERNED LADYBUG: Wait, what? Oh hell naw.
DR. EVIL: Ah yes! You will be a perfect soldier for my army!
ERRATIC LADYBUG: Who? Me? I don't think so buddy.
DR. EVIL: You do not have a choice my friend, you join my ranks willingly or I shall enslave you for the rest of you sad little life.
ERRATIC LADYBUG: You'll have to catch me first!
*The ladybug runs off fast. DR. EVIL cannot catch it.*
DR. EVIL: I will get you ladybug, even if it's the last thing I do, muwahahaha.
ROCK LADYBUG: Oh no... he's coming my way.
DR. EVIL: You, other ladybug! Where did that little rascal go?
ROCK LADYBUG: I... I... I don't know.
DR. EVIL: Weren't you watching? He ran past here, you must have seen him.
ROCK LADYBUG: Sorry Dr. Evil... I was distracted. I did a little ladybug fart.
DR. EVIL: You definitely won't be in me ranks. Be gone ladybug!
DR. EVIL: I cannot be wasting my time with the likes of these ladybugs. I shall have to add them to my target list once I achieve my ultimate goal of domination! Muwahahaha.
*DR. EVIL finalises his matches. He is correct and has matched up all of the ladybugs.*
EVEN: Congratulations Dr. Evil! You have completed the challenge and your score has been tallied up. Please could you return to the tent and inform the next housemate to come and play the challenge.
DR. EVIL: The challenge itself was easy, I could have done it blindfolded. I must say though, I am deeply disappointed in those ladybugs. I saw a lot of potential for them to join my domination army but they have proven to be quite useless while I was playing the challenge. They will rue the day they decided to not team up with Dr. Evil Domination! There won't be anywhere for them to run when my giant death robots are unleashed!
CURIOUS LADYBUG: So, how exactly did you leave the batteries in the tent again?
SILLY LADYBUG: I went for a piddle and came back and the zip must have gone up.
CURIOUS LADYBUG: Right, well... that settles it. We open the tent with the zip!
SILLY LADYBUG: Can you reach the zip from all the way up there?
CURIOUS LADYBUG: No... No I can't. We may need another plan.
EVEN: The next housemate to play is... SANDY!
EVEN: Good luck Sandy! Your challenge begins... NOW!
SANDY: Yasss, let's do this! Where should I start there's so many of the little guys. I'll start with you.
ROCK LADYBUG: Please don't hurt me!
SANDY: Don't you worry little ladybug, they don't call me Dr. Evil.
ROCK LADYBUG: Thank goodness, our saviour has come to save us from Dr. Moustache and his evilness.
SANDY: Hmm, you two look like a match.
IMPOSTER LADYBUG: Me and him? How very dare you!
TWIN LADYBUG: What's so wrong with that? Don't you feel the romance in the air?!
IMPOSTER LADYBUG: No I don't. Keep your antennae to yourself!
SANDY: Yikes, I think I started something there. Oops, moving on.
SANDY: Okay, but for some reason I've seen like 6 ladybugs now with identical spots? Is that supposed to be a thing?
*SANDY checks over the rest of the ladybugs.*
SANDY: Wait a minute there's spares isn't there? Damn, I forgot about that little nugget of information. That makes things a whole lot easier for me.
SANDY: I feel so stupid, I had got all the pairs together except for one! Duh, get your head back into the game Sandy... making it hard on yourself gurl!
*SANDY finalises her matches. She is correct and has matched up all of the ladybugs.*
EVEN: Congratulations Sandy! You have completed the challenge and your score has been tallied up. Please could you return to the tent and inform the next housemate to come and play the challenge.
ROUGH LADYBUG: This game sucks, should we bail and go and find some chewing gum to snack on.
CLUELESS LADYBUG: I've got a question... why do they call it chewing gum?
OBVIOUS LADYBUG: It's gum...
CLUELESS LADYBUG: Yeah.
OBVIOUS LADYBUG: And you chew it... hence chewing gum.
CLUELESS LADYBUG: ...Oh! That makes so much sense now. You learn something new everyday!
ROUGH LADYBUG: ...Get me out of here already. I can't cope.
EVEN: The next housemate to play is... MILTON!
EVEN: Good luck Milton! Your challenge begins... NOW!
MILTON: Perfect! I need to win this challenge or I am going to be the laughing stock.
FUNNY LADYBUG: You are the laughing stock of this show!
NOT SO FUNNY LADYBUG: Ha, he is! He's the biggest laugh I've had all day.
MILTON: You two should be grateful my father is paying your wages to be here. Now shut up!
HUNGRY LADYBUG: Wages? We're getting paid to be here?
IMPOSTER LADYBUG: Yeah, I thought we were just coming to be on T.V but we're getting paid too? That's amazing.
MILTON: I may have put my foot in my mouth on this one, sorry father but I think you may owe these ladybugs an appearance fee.
IMPOSTER LADYBUG: Yay!
MILTON: Usually I don't bother trying in these challenges because I'm destined to win this show regardless of how many challenges I win. However, I decided to give it a go today. It was an easy one, I could use some of my maths skills to count up the spots and keep track of them all. I would hazard a guess and said this is the best I've performed in a challenge so far.
MILTON: Hmm, now I've seen a lot of the ladybugs already and I've matched a lot of them up.
ROCK LADYBUG: Have you matched the ones up next to the bucket over there?
MILTON: I don't think I have. I best do that now.
ROCK LADYBUG: Thank you? Nothing at all. I see.
MILTON: Here are the last ladybugs to match, I wondered where you had gone to.
*MILTON finalises his matches. He is correct and has matched up all of the ladybugs.*
EVEN: Congratulations Milton! You have completed the challenge and your score has been tallied up. Please could you return to the tent and inform the next housemate to come and play the challenge. The next housemate to play is... KISHA!
EVEN: Good luck Kisha! Your challenge starts... NOW!
KISHA: Woo! Okay, let's get to business. I think my best strategy is to get the ladybugs with the least amount of spots matched first.
*KISHA looks at the CONCERNED LADYBUG.*
CONCERNED LADYBUG: Hello, can I help you out there?
KISHA: I'm sorry I'm just checking out how many spots you have.
CONCERNED LADYBUG: Hmm... okay.
ROCK LADYBUG: Have you counted them all up yet?
KISHA: Yeah, I'm done. I think I know exactly who you go with. I just need to make sure that I didn't count wrong.
ROCK LADYBUG: Do you want to count mine again just to be sure?
KISHA: If you wouldn't mind. I'd really like to win this challenge and I need to make sure I don't make any mistakes.
KISHA: There can't be many left... I think I have two pairs and I know that these two are one of them.
*KISHA walks around and looks at the rest of the ladybugs.*
KISHA: Got you! Oh wait, no... I don't. You don't have 16 spots on you buddy... They all look the same now, where is the last pair?
KISHA: This challenge was awesome, I loved the little ladybugs and am so glad they came back for this season! As for the actual challenge, I did find it a little difficult to decipher the different spots as they all looked the same. I hope I've done enough to win but we'll just have to wait and see.
KISHA: Found them both, I've got all my matches in!
*KISHA finalises her matches. She is correct and has matched up all of the ladybugs.*
EVEN: Congratulations Kisha! You have completed the challenge and your score has been tallied up. Now that all the housemates have played their challenge, I will tally up the scores and see which housemate has the highest score. The housemate with the highest score will win the HOH challenge tonight and get the power to nominate two people for eviction.
EVEN: While you all wait for me to tally up the scores, please can you sit in the tent and have some complimentary cookies with some hot chocolate.
HOUSEMATES: Ooo!
*The housemates go into the tent. The camera zooms in on a ladybug near the table.*
CLOSE LADYBUG: What are you zooming on me for? I don't have anything interesting to say!
KEVIN: Neil! Isn't it just great. Our colony is thriving and everyone seems to be happy to be living here! I'm so glad we've been able to develop as a civilization especially when it all looked so bleak!
*Silence.*
KEVIN: Neil? Neil, where the hell have you gone? NEIL!
NEIL: Why hello there pretty lady, I haven't seen you around here before.
KEVIN: Neil?! Really, you're trying to chat up that girl?
NEIL: She's cute Kevin!
LILAC: Hello there handsome. I haven't seen you around here before.
NEIL: See, I'm in there now Kevin! I'm not a regular, I come and go every season.
LILAC: I'm new around here... it looks great but I just don't know much about this place.
NEIL: Maybe I could offer to show you around? The staff cafeteria is great to pick up some nice snacks in the middle of the night.
LILAC: Oh my gosh, I love midnight snacks!
NEIL: Yay, I'm glad we have something in common.
KEVIN: Neil, get back up here.
NEIL: Beat it Kevin, you're cramping my style.
LILAC: Cool, maybe we could go for a midnight snack tonight?
NEIL: Perfect- sounds like a plan to me!
LILAC: Yay. I better go and doll myself up. I bought a new hat which will be good for this. Bye cutie!
KEVIN: ...What just happened?
NEIL: I got myself a hot date! Don't wait up for me Kevin, I'll be back in the morning.
*EVEN returns.*
EVEN: Hello housemates! Thank you for your time, I have tallied up everyone's scores for this challenge and have found out that we do in fact have a new HOH! Who is ready to find out who has won?
ALL: Me!
EVEN: Okay, without further or do, I can confirm that the winner of this HOH challenge is in fact...
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EVEN: Milton!
MILTON: Are we surprised? I don't think so.
SANDY: Yes! I think we all are.
HOH SCORES:
Milton- 638195
Sandy- 443765
Dr. Evil- 88495
Kisha- 73445
Fiorella- 73195
Christmas- 20845
Antwan- 22045
EVEN: Congratulations Milton! You are the HOH this week. With this new power you are immune from eviction this week and will have the power to nominate two nominees to put on the chopping block... Antwan & Christmas as you two are the lowest scorers in this challenge you will be the Have-Nots for the week. You will only have access to slop and will eat nothing but slop for the week.
EVEN: Now that we have revealed our HOH this week, it is time to return to the ceremony room where Milton will nominate two housemates for eviction. Good luck everyone!
*The housemates head to the ceremony room.*
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EVEN: Welcome back to the ceremony room! First of all, I'd like to congratulate Milton on his HOH win. Since you have won this challenge Milton, you have earned your 1st piece of the overruling hex! You will need to earn 2 more pieces before you can use this.
EVEN: Following Sandy's punishment from the third HOH challenge, she is not eligible to nominate this week. For the clarification on the rules, Sandy cannot be replaced on the block if she saves herself in the upcoming POP challenge. If one of your nominees tonight wins the POP challenge, they will be able to save themselves and a replacement will be needed for them on the block. With this information...
EVEN: Milton, as you know your HOH win has given you the chance to nominate 2 of your fellow housemates for eviction. Your 2 nominees along with Sandy, as well as yourself and 2 randomly selected housemates will compete in the POP challenge later on this week for the chance to win the veto.
MILTON: Yes, I'm aware.
EVEN: In that case... Leah, who are you nominating for eviction?
*Intense music starts to play.*
MILTON: I'm in power now. You all thought you could laugh at me because I don't have access to my "privileges", but let this be a warning to ALL of you. I am Milton fucking Wong, and what I say goes. Got it? I have the power. I've always had the power. Some of you are going to regret laughing at me... so...
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MILTON: The nominees for eviction this week are Kisha, who refused to take my deal in week one, which is part of the reason I was forced to play my hand today... And Christmas, who threatened to nominate me week one as a replacement nominee. That's right. I have a list of wrong doings you've all done to me, and ironically, Christmas, I've been checking it twice!
EVEN: I'm so sorry guys but Milton has decided to nominate you for eviction. All is not lost though, both of you are automatically enrolled onto the POP challenge for a chance to save yourself from the block.
EVEN: With that news, it is time to conclude the nominations ceremony. I will see you all again at the POP challenge where one person will win the veto and have the chance to save one of the nominees on the block! Goodbye everybody!
ALL: Bye Even!
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ANTWAN: It looks like you have ended up on the naughty list this week Christmas.
CHRISTMAS: I was quite shocked, I've been good all year too!
ANTWAN: I'm sure you'll be fine, you're up against two other people.
CHRISTMAS: That's a good point, my odds are a little bit better than being up against one other person.
ANTWAN: All you need to do is win the POP challenge and you'll be fine.
CHRISTMAS: I'm not sure if I can do it.
ANTWAN: You managed to win the first two challenges, it has been a while since then but I know you can smash whatever the challenge is out of the park!
CHRISTMAS: Thank you buddy, that means a lot.
ANTWAN: No worries! That's what friends are for no?
CHRISTMAS: Yes! Most definitely.
ANTWAN: You got it. I've also been doing a lot of thinking, our last prank went down a hoot. Dr. Evil seems to have tinkered with the boombox though, he might be planning another prank shortly.
CHRISTMAS: He did? Where did you find this out?
ANTWAN: Kisha showed me it. I know, she is working with Dr. Evil on the prank war but I think it's worth noting.
CHRISTMAS: If Dr. Evil is planning something then we need to come up with something quick to get him before he gets us.
ANTWAN: Good for you that I have been brainstorming some down. I had the wackiest idea when I was floating in the pool and thought it would be awesome to get back at Dr. Evil this way.
CHRISTMAS: Tell me all of the ideas you have! I need to know what you have up your sleeves... or should I say tank on this occasion.
CHRISTMAS: I knew I shouldn't have started a snowball fight with those teenagers back home, I guess this is karma finally catching up with me haha. So I'm on the block, which was a little bit of a surprise but not really when you think it was Milton who wanted me up. It's a bit crap but at least I get to at least try and save myself from eviction this week which is good. I hope the POP is a fun challenge!
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DR. EVIL: I'm very sorry that you are on the block, if I'd have known the royal doofus would have done that I'd have tried to manipulate him into thinking otherwise.
KISHA: That is... uhm, somewhat kind of you Dr. Evil but I don't think it would have mattered. Milty is after revenge and apparently Christmas and I are at the top of his list to do so.
DR. EVIL: I shall get our new boombox minion to do some meddling. I could implement a system which could allow the boombox to destroy Milton on first glance if that would suffice?
KISHA: I'm not sure that is completely necessary.
DR. EVIL: Yet! Anything is necessary Kisha, even if it doesn't look so to start with.
KISHA: Yeah well I think we should leave that for another day. I need to focus on getting that POP win and saving myself from the block.
DR. EVIL: You managed to survive an eviction before, you might have the same luck in this one if you don't.
KISHA: I don't want to test it again, I just got through last time- I don't want to experience that again, it was a lot to deal with.
DR. EVIL: If you need any gadgets creating for it I can make them, there's a nice little watch devices that shoots laser beams. They could be quite effective.
KISHA: No lasers please. As much as that would be cool I'll have to try and do it all myself. I know I can do it, I just need to focus and put in everything I have.
DR. EVIL: I still like the lasers idea.
KISHA: No lasers!
EVEN: On that final note I can conclude this episode. Following the events of the episode, will Christmas, Kisha or Natalie a.k.a Sandy be able to save themselves from the block? And if they do, who will be the housemate to go up in their place on the block? Thank you for reading the episode and don't forget to come back next time for the POP challenge. Goodbye everyone!
HOUSEMATES:
Antwan Plum (Shadami)
Christmas Burghley (twiddle3)
Dr. Evil Domination (M13Vulpecula)
Fiorella Bandini (PieceOfPrincess)
Kisha Patel (Alleenmens)
Leah Hinton (ninjakid150)
Milton Wong (HayloHusky)
Natalie Pollard / Sandy Fresco (YJB19299)
9th: Jacob Price (lillibattenberg)
10th: Darby Ellesentway (Tigerblu11)
11th: Maximus Payne (SimTresa)
WD: Ken Lovelace (Keyenpeydee)
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