Even: Hello world! Welcome to Abnormality- Season 3! This is the place where drama happens, friendships are broken and enemies are produced! This season, 14 housemates will be entering the Abnormality House to win a huge $250,000. There will be only one winner though, but who will it be? Let's see how everything plays out.
Chandrika: Hi, I'm here about the body scan. I thought Dr. Kilroy would be here?
Leanne: He was going to be, but he is busy at the moment so I'll be taking over.
Chandrika: Okay. What did you find?
Leanne: Well, we think we have found the cause of the problem. It appears that it is some beans you might have eaten.
Chandrika: Beans? Um... wouldn't they have just been digested?
Leanne: Normal beans would be, these appear to have attached themselves to your stomach lining though. The only way that this whole colour thing is going to stop is to remove them.
Chandrika: I'm... gonna need surgery then?
Leanne: It's a possibility.
Chandrika: Wait, I haven't eaten any beans lately though?
Leanne: I know that, I could tell from the scan. The beans look to have been there since last year. Did you buy any dodgy beans from anyone?
Chandrika: I bought some beans once from this mysterious hermit lady living near my town. She said they were magic but I thought it was all a bit of fun. Guess they really were magic then.
Chandrika: Well... I thought those beans were only a fun joke... Guess I'm magical now... Hooray, I wish I could control it though... Gladys would be back in a glimpse if I could... I still miss her.
Leanne: For now, I think you'll be fine. We'll call you back for some more tests once the eviction is done.
Chandrika: Okay, I'll see you around Leanne.
*The colours of the walls in the diary room and corridor change colour.*
Leanne: Wait, come back in a second Chandrika! I think we need to keep you on lockdown.
Chandrika: Oh my, has the room changed because of me?
Leanne: It appears so. We might have to remove those beans immediately, who knows what trouble you could be in.
Chandrika: I should be fine... I mean like you said, I've had them for a while.
Leanne: I don't want to take any chances.
Chandrika: But... I won't see which one of my nominees leaves if you take me away now.
Leanne: It's only until we can clear you... and maybe get rid of those beans.
Chandrika: Fine...
Nahita: Great, Chandrika has been temporarily contained because of her colour changing.
Kyle: I wonder what they've found out.
Nahita: I haven't got a clue. Chandrika told me about it before the POP, I didn't get all of it though since it was quite a rush.
Kyle: I hope she gets better anyway.
Nahita: She will... I have been thinking though. What if it's part of a plan?
Kyle: A plan?
Nahita: Yeah, a plan... to win the game?
Nahita: Chandrika blue? What is all that about? She told me what the doctor's said, but there wasn't much time to talk since she whispered it right before the POP started. Something about it was something she ate. Makes me wonder if we have a saboteur among us. I wonder if they are connected to the hair colour changes or even the bed shaking incident. Who is the smartest at rigging up things here? Maybe they are trying to throw everyone else off their game. Or maybe the producers are trying to liven things up. I'm having the time of my life, though! The wigs are fun and I'm making new friends. It may not seem much to some, but for me, it means the world. The mystery added on top is just icing on the cake! I love mysteries! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have more sleuthing to do.
Kyle: I doubt anyone would risk anyone else's life to win this game.
Nahita: Maybe that's what they are trying to make you think. I know one person in here who would be happy to risk anything to win.
Kyle: Who?
Nahita: Wayne.
Kyle: Wayne wouldn't do it. He's too lazy to do anything.
Nahita: True, but he knows that people don't want him to win, the best thing to do would be to eliminate the competition since he is used as a pawn.
Kyle: I think you're looking way too into this, it does seem strange how all these incidents seem connected though.
Nahita: Hmm, you're right. I'm going sleuthing.
Kyle: Okay, don't go blaming anyone yet though until you find hard evidence.
*Nahita leaves.*
Kyle: Nahita, what are you getting yourself into?
Kyle: Hmm, I've never seen this before, but Nahita looks familiar. She looks like Fish off of Gotham!!! Oh god... what if it is Nahita who has been doing all these things and is trying to find someone to blame... I need to keep my eye on Nahita. For better or for worse though?
Chris: How long have we got left now?
Skye: About... ten minutes.
Chris: Phew, I can't wait to hit the showers. I am sweating like a pig.
Skye: Like a pig in a bacon factory!
Chris: Haha yes.
Skye: Just a quick question, who ate the last bit of bacon in the fridge?
Chris: I dunno, I didn't even know we had any.
Skye: Yeah, I'll just have to order twice as much for our shopping.
Chris: So, who are you going to evict this week then?
Skye: I have an idea, maybe I don't want to tell you though.
Chris: Haha, come on. Who is it?
Skye: Arian.
Chris: Wow.
Skye: What?
Chris: It's just unexpected.
Skye: I don't see why it is unexpected, he's bringing our team down.
Chris: The Superheroes will have a lower percentage to win HOH though if Arian goes.
Skye: Please, he doesn't add anything to our team. Anyway, who are you voting out?
Chris: Wayne.
Skye: Haha, you shouldn't vote your own team out Chris!
Chris: I know... we have stronger contenders though.
Skye: I doubt that.
Chris: Oh do you now. How many Superheroes have won HOH so far?
Skye: That doesn't mean nothing, it all depends on the challenge. I'm sure whatever happens next week, the HOH will save us both... if they want to stay in the game.
Lucielle: Who is on the front cover of Vogue magazine? Well of course it is Lucielle Trancy, she is also giving you an interview later on about her next label.
*Lucielle pouts in the mirror and adjusts her hat.*
Lucielle: I am a star!
Lucielle: *impersonating a fan* Can I have your autograph Luci?
Lucielle: Why of course you can! Here.
*Lucielle pretends to write in a book and gives it back. She then moisturizes her face.*
Nathan: Um, oh, I didn't know you were in here Lucielle.
Lucielle: Oh hi Nay Nay.
Nathan: I just wanted to know whether you wanted any coffee or not?
Lucielle: No thank you, a star like me cannot have coffee.
Nathan: Sure.
Lucielle: Nay Nay, I want your opinion.
Nathan: Um, okay.
Lucielle: Would you ever take me with you to the final 2?
Nathan: What sort of question is that?
Lucielle: An easy one. Well, would you?
Nathan: I... yeah.
Lucielle: Great.
Nathan: Hmm, what are you thinking?
Lucielle: I have a plan in store. I've been laying low for now, it's time to attack the competition and I need you on board to help me.
Nathan: I don't like where this is going... but I'll listen.
Natasha: Mmm... that bacon was nice earlier. Time for a chip!
*Natasha eats a bowl of chips.*
Natasha: Ahh, love 'em. Where is everyone?
Natasha: I think this week is really special since we've got two floaters on the block, or at least two players that have proved they wanted to lay low in the beginning of the game... These are the more dangerous players, I know it! Whatever will happen during the eviction ceremony should be good for my game, yet, I am torn between the two choices. Arian is a superhero, so a win from him during a HOH comp will keep me safe for one week. Wayne is a supervillain that isn't very friendly all the time, but I think I could trust him if he promised me that I'll be safe. I don't know really... I really hope one of them will be campaigning to me!
Arian: Hey Natasha.
Natasha: Oh hey Arian, are you okay?
Arian: Nervous. Can I talk about the eviction?
Natasha: Yeah, sure. Take a seat.
Arian: So, I wanted to talk about your vote.
Natasha: Are you proposing an offer?
Arian: Yes. If you save me today, I swear down that I will never vote you out.
Natasha: Hmm, that is a big deal.
Arian: It's a good deal though.
Natasha: It sounds too good.
Arian: Come on, what do you want in return?
Natasha: Hmm, how about you flop the next HOH?
Arian: Sure.
Natasha: Sure? There's something definitely wrong here.
Arian: What?
Natasha: You're just willing to settle on anything I say.
Arian: That's not a bad thing. Am I still going to get your support?
Natasha: Hmm... sure. I'll have to take a long think about this though.
Arian: Please, I'm not sure I'll make it into next week without your help.
Natasha: Fine, I'll help. You need to step up your game though next week.
Carlito: How is the campaigning going?
Wayne: What are you babbling on about?
Carlito: Haven't you been around trying to get people to vote Arian out?
Wayne: No way.
Carlito: That is stupid.
Wayne: It's smart. I'll stay around anyway, I got saved in the POP for doing nothing.
Carlito: This is slightly different though Wayne.
Wayne: Maybe it is, it's a risk I'm willing to take though.
Wayne: I really let myself down at that POP. I can't believe that my fate is left to these idiots. I don't even understand why they are targeting me. I haven't done anything! Well, maybe I have done some stuff. But I haven't done anything that should be making me a threat to them. Do I have to spell 'Not a Threat' across my forehead in lipstick?
Carlito: It'll be your loss.
Wayne: I'm not campaigning anyway, I saw Nahita earlier. She was snooping on me. I overheard her and Kyle talking about someone harming Chandrika.
Carlito: And they were blaming you?
Wayne: Nahita was. She thinks I'd harm Chandrika to get her out of the game.
Carlito: That's shady.
Wayne: I know, if Chandrika is gone, who's gonna do everything for me?
Carlito: Oh...
Wayne: I'll remember it though if I win the next HOH.
Carlito: That's if you survive this week!
Wayne: I know I'm gonna survive this week, I can feel it in my water.
Carlito: That's nasty. Thinking about it, Nahita has got a point though.
Wayne: What?
Carlito: From the exploding bed... to the colours in our hair. It seems as if someone is trying to f*ck things up around here.
Wayne: Who do you think it is?
Even (Voice Over): HOUSEMATES! IT'S TIME FOR THE EVICTION CEREMONY! TIME TO GET YOUR BEST SUITS ON AND HEAD OVER TO THE CEREMONY AREA!!!
Even: Hello housemates and welcome to the eviction ceremony! One of the nominees will be leaving the house tonight. It'll be sad to see either go, but one must go... Let's welcome the host... myself!
Even: Hey, hey, hey!
All: Hi Even.
Even: How are we all?
All: Good.
Even: Great to know. Now before we continue I just want to talk about Chandrika for a second. She is going to be fine, but...
Krista: Ha! What a joke this is.
Arian: Um, who are you?
Krista: I am Krista Jones; Number One Superfan of All Reality Shows.
Chris: Um...
Krista: And I want a word with you Mr. Steven!
Even: Okay...
Krista: I... as a long time fan who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have tried to copy Ziggy Long! Do you not have any value or respect for originality? You're a laughing stock, it's cheesy, it's disgusting. I am embarrassed to be sitting here in your presence even dignifying you with an answer of my opinion.
Even: Well, I think I look really good... and I'm enjoying my time as the host.
Krista: You're enjoying yourself because you are copying Ziggy Long's personality! And you stole that costume from El Macho's Amazing Race! You're disgusting.
Lucielle: Actually, actually... ACTUALLY! Even is dressed better than El Macho!
Even: Thanks Lucielle.
Krista: Ugh, and don't even get me started on the whole colour thing. It's so cheesy and unrealistic. You all disgust me.
Even: Well I'm happy you came to say hi crazy fan. Security will escort you out now.
****Krista is removed from the house via security****
Even: Let's continue with this damn competition. The nominees this week; Arian and Wayne cannot vote in this eviction ceremony. The nominee who receives the most votes to evict will have to leave the house tonight. The current HOH; Chandrika, also cannot vote in this eviction ceremony. She will however, vote if there is no majority vote on who is evicted tonight.
Even: I hope you have your nominee selected because you will be picked randomly to go into the diary room and reveal who you want to be evicted from the house tonight. Without further or do, I think we can begin this eviction ceremony.
All: Yay!
Even: Good luck nominees. Let the ceremony begin... the first person who will be voting is Nahita! Nahita, make your way into the diary room.
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Nahita: I am going to evict _______ because he's a huge threat to me and my game.
Chris: I am going to evict _______ because he's honestly really annoying... Sorry man, you've just gotta go.
Natasha: I am going to evict ________ because I think ________ will keep me safe as he promised me, while ________ isn't doing anything to further the ____________ team.
Carlito: I am going to evict ________ because I do not respect his game style choices. His attitude to this game is appalling... I can keep going on and on about his many failures in this game... But I'm just going to say he is no threat to me but he has no place in this game!
Skye: I am going to evict ________ because he really isn't helping me... or anyone in here. Sorry.
Nathan: I am going to evict ________ because I don't like his attitude.
Kyle: I am going to evict ________ because I believe him to be a bigger threat.
Lucielle: I am going to evict ________ because... Ya know... I'm me... and me does what me wants. Oh, and just so you know... SUCK IT ELIZABETH! LOOK WHO MADE IT TO WEEK FIVE. Guess you were wrong!
*Lucielle blows a kiss to the camera.*
Even: Okay, that is the end of voting. I am now tallying up the votes.
*The silence is tense.*
Even: Okay, okay! We have our result.
Even: I can now reveal, with a vote of 6-2, the housemate who will be leaving the house tonight is...
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Even: Arian!
Arian: That... sucks massively.
Even: You have 10 seconds to say goodbye to everyone. And leave the house forever!
*Arian stands up and says his goodbyes.*
Even: It is time for you to leave Arian. How are you feeling?
Arian: Annoyed.
Even: Well maybe you should have tried harder then. We'll see you at the finale! Unfortunately you have come in 11th place. Any last words before you leave?
Arian: No.
Even: ...
Arian: ...
Even: What are you waiting for then? Leave. We'll see you at the finale. Bye!
*Arian walks out of the door. He has left the house in 11th place.*
Even: So, that's the last of Arian. He came in 11th place. Housemates, there are 10 of you left, you're all one step closer to becoming the new winner of Abnormality!
All: Woo!
Even: Oh, and before we continue. It's time to announce a new... TWIST!
All: Ooo...
Even: Starting from Week Five... you will no longer be working in a team. YOU WILL ALL WORK ALONE NOW. That means, if you win HOH, you are the only one who is immune (obviously since it's the HOH). That also means you can nominate anyone now, you if you didn't get along with anyone in your team, well I'd be scared. It's also time for another... TWIST!
All: What?
Even: As well as this 'merge' the winner of the next HOH... will get the opportunity to automatically nominate someone for eviction... and they will leave after the HOH! There will also be two normal nominees along with this. So get your competition boots on guys. You're competing for your place in the game now. Don't f*ck it up!
All: Bye Even.
Wayne: See, I was saved again by these morons. They love me secretly! It's definitely time for me to start making moves in this 'game' though, especially with these new twists being announced. I can eliminate two of these idiots in a week. I need to get my head in the game, anyone who wants to flop this challenge would be stupid.
Arian: I... can't blame anyone but myself. I wish good luck to all of them, I don't know how I'm gonna tell my friend that I'll be couch hopping at his again. I bet him to go on a reality show though and try to win.
Even: That concludes this episode of Abnormality. Arian was the fourth housemate to be evicted from the house and has left the competition. Before we leave, I want to thank Kaleniya for submitting Arian for Season 3, I'd like to say I'll see you in Season 4, but I doubt that will happen. That's all on Abnormality tonight, check in next time for a new week and a whole lot of new drama. Goodbye!
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