2.12: Tedula's Scheme

Ziggy: Welcome to Abnormality! Where the drama spawns and all matter of crazy happens. 11 Contestants are isolated from the world for several weeks competing for the title of 'King/Queen of the House' and the all important prize money of $250,000. Last time on Abnormality, Natalia was saved from the chopping block by Brent, therefore, a nominee was needed to replace her... unfortunately Noah was put up in her place. With the eviction ceremony here already, who will be the next housemate to go? Noah or Su? We'll find out on Abnormality, tonight!

Snowflake: Huh... there must be something to do around here?
???: Hello?
Snowflake: Huh? What was that?

???: Snowflake!
Snowflake: Who just said my name? Hello?
???: Hello?
Snowflake: Ah! A response, who are you?

???: Why don't you come over to the dresser and find out.
Snowflake: Why would I want to do that?
???: Just come over to the dresser and open the top draw.
Snowflake: Which one on the top?
???: The middle one.

Snowflake: Something isn't right here.
???: Open it.
Snowflake: Okay then. No need to be nasty about it.

*Snowflake opens the drawer*. The object jumps out into Snowflake's arms*

Count Tedula: Surprise!
Snowflake: Oh no, you're that evil teddy from the HOH competition.

Count Tedula: Evil? Who called me evil?
Snowflake: Well Ziggy did...
Count Tedula: And you believe that fruit pastel over me?
Snowflake: Yes, you do look kinda evil.
Count Tedula: Trust me, I'm not.

Snowflake: Fine. What we're you doing in the drawer?
Count Tedula: That Noah guy put me in here, look, do you have a quest?
Snowflake: Yes, to win this show and bring happiness...
Count Tedula: And money...
Snowflake: And money... back to my people.
Count Tedula: Well, I'm on a quest too.
Snowflake: You are?
Count Tedula: Yes...

Snowflake: Can I help you with the quest?
Count Tedula: Yes... I need someone to help me get out of this house, to see my family again.
Snowflake: Aww... I guess I could help you, I have all the time to kill until the eviction.
Count Tedula: Good.
Snowflake: So, what do you want me to do?
Count Tedula: Well... there is something you can do.
Snowflake: Oh yeah?
Count Tedula: Yeah, face the mirror... and repeat this.

*Count Tedula gives Snowflake a bit of paper*

Snowflake: Um, okay then. How will this help you though...
Count Tedula: Just... say it!
Snowflake: Okay then.

*Snowflake clears her throat*

Snowflake: Upon this host, will be my control until beaten in fair rivalry and battle.

Count Tedula: Time to work my magic! Thank you princess.
Snowflake: Wait, what happened?

*Snowflake collapses, dropping Tedula. Snowflake changes appearance since Count Tedula has control over her body. She get's too her feet*

Tedulake: Wow, this chick is pretty hot. Right, it's time to get out of this joint hole...
Snowflake (Voice Over): What's happened to me?
Tedulake: I have your body now princess... haha! I might aswell kill a few of these b*tches in the house.

Natalia: Woohoo! Damn, you is looking like a foxy lady today Nat!

Natalia: What was that? My boobs have grown? Oh, Nat... stop, please!
Alex: Natalia! We need to talk.
Natalia: About what?
Alex: The fight that happened.
Natalia: Oh...

Natalia: You mean the fight that Ella started.
Alex: Ella didn't start anything Nat!
Natalia: She did, is she trying to persuade you she didn't, sly little b*tch.
Alex: Stop talking about Ella like that.

Natalia: Or what?
Alex: Or I'll humiliate you in front of this house and the millions of viewers watching at home.

Natalia: Do you think I'm bothered about what the public say? I've got something after this, my own reality show, money coming in the door just for hosting and congratulating a lucky person who won the show.
Alex: You would be bothered, the slip of the tongue can change so many people's views.

*Brent and Noah walk in*

Noah: And that's how I won the fifa tournament.
Brent: Sounds interesting.
Noah: It is...
Brent: Natalia, what are you doing here with Alex?

*Natalia smiles*

Natalia: Brenty baby! Alex is harrasing me because of his little sl*g; Ella.
Alex: That's outta line!
Natalia: Hehe.

Alex: If anything you're more of a sl*g.
Natalia: How? I've only been with Brent.
Alex: Wrong, you tried to woo-hoo with Noah. Did you forget that?

Brent: Alex, please.
Natalia: I did yeah, but Ella might have as well. Although, no one would know because she's so quiet and sly.
Alex: Get a grip Natalia! You moody old cow.
Natalia: You ugly pig!
Brent: Guys, please!

Noah: Well... I guess I'm stood in an awkward conversation.
Alex: B*tch!
Natalia: B*stard!
Brent: People, please!
Noah: This couldn't get any worse.

*Ella enters*

Ella: Hi guys...

Noah: Oh dear... I take that back... this whole situation just became more intense, by the minute.
Ella: What's up Noah?
Natalia: Oh, look who it is...

Natalia: It's Alex's little angel; Ella. It's a shame your a wolf dressed in sheep's clothing.
Ella: What's happening here Alex?
Natalia: "What's happening here Alex." You pathetic little sl*t.

Ella: Go suck a toe!
Natalia: You go suck a toe!
Ella: Look, just because you won that fight doesn't me you're gonna win the next one.
Natalia: Ha, save me the fighting speech.
Ella: I'll be ready to take you on again Natalia!
Natalia: Sounds like a good plan. Maybe I'll chuck you in the pond aswell next time.

*Brent raising his voice*

Brent: WOULD YOU BOTH JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP!
Natalia: Brenty baby?
Ella: Huh?
Noah: Wow... that climax has been reached.
Brent: YOU TWO NEED TO KEEP AWAY FROM EACH OTHER. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY GOING TO GET WORSE AND THIS ISN'T SOLVING ANYTHING!!!
Noah: 5 Points to Brent!
Brent: Shut it Noah!
Noah: Damn...

Azula: Su, what you need to do is open up about your feelings.
Su: No.
Azula: It might make you feel better.
Su: Why do you care?

Azula: Su, we may have fell out before, but that doesn't mean I don't care about anyone's feelings.
Su: I guess so.
Azula: Come on... I care.

Su: I dunno...
Azula: You do.
Su: Grr... fine. I just feel a little empty.
Azula: Empty? Why?
Su: I might have had fun pranking people, but I haven't really done anything to up my game.

Azula: Are you joking? You got on of the strongest players out of the house...
Su: When I was HOH. I know.
Azula: Well then you did do very well for your game.
Su: Ha... I made my target even bigger. F*ck sake.
Azula: Look Su... everything is gonna be fine.
Su: Is it? I've got the biggest target at the eviction ceremony. Just go away Azula!
Azula: Su...

Su: Just leave me alone! I'll be fine once I have time by myself.
Tedulake: I'm afraid that isn't going to happen?

Tedulake: You see, I'm all up for change... and I'm going to change the format of this show.
Azula: Huh?
Tedulake: This show does a regular eviction... well... how about we start with a murder.

Su: What the f*ck are you talking about? Actually... who even are you?
Tedulake: Don't you recognize me?

*Su stares at Tedulake*

Su: Snowflake... is that you?

Tedulake: Oh... Snowflake! I used to be Snowflake... now I'm Tedulake.
Azula: Tedulake?
Tedulake: Yes... now it's time for the... ahem... 'execution'... Azula and Su... who will be the first one to DIE!

Su: What the f*ck? This b*tch is on meds. Snowflake, what's wrong with you?
Tedulake: I'm not Snowflake... Snowflake is a mere memory.
Snowflake (Voice Over): I'm still in here, that stupid teddy has possessed me.

Azula: For some weird reason... I believe her.
Tedulake: Good... now!

Tedulake: Let's turn off the lights! One of you will be killed tonight... and I'm going to enjoy this!
Azula: Su...
Su: Stay calm Azula! I got this.

*The lights go out*

*The lights go back on. The room has changed*

Su: What the f*ck has happened here?

*Su turns around to see Azula propped up against the wall*

Su: Azula! That b*tch killed her!
Tedulake: That b*tch...

Tedulake: Is right in front of you.
Su: You're going to pay b*tch!
Tedulake: Oh really...

Su: Yeah... and I don't care if your Snowflake inside... you're still gonna get an ar*e-wooping!
Tedulake: Please... don't make me laugh.
Su: You obviously don't know who I am... I'm Su Berman b*tches!

Su: And when Su get's her made head on... there's trouble.

Tedulake: Aww, I love it when you act macho... it makes you look like a complete tw*t.
Su: I'm gonna f*ck you up.
Tedulake: Ha, you gotta catch me first...

Su: A broomstick? You can't be serious... that doesn't work...

*Tedulake rips the ceiling and roof off and flies around the area*

Tedulake: Mwahahahahhahahahahahah!
Su: You just ripped the roof off of the dining room!
Tedulake: No sh*t!
Su: Get back down here and fight like proper women.

Tedulake: Haha... no chance... you think I'm that stupid.
Su: *whispers to self* That bear must be behind it... Don't worry Snowflake, I'm gonna get you back.

Su: You really should play fair Tedulake...
Tedulake: Haha, silly. To get to the top, you gotta cheat sometimes.

*Tedulake throws a fireball at Su. It misses her*

Su: You cowbag!

Tedulake: Hehe! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU DEAD!
Su: Grr...
Tedulake: I'LL MAKE SURE I KILL YOUR FRIEND HERE ASWELL WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU!

Su: It's a shame we don't have more time... unfortunately... I can't stand little b*tches!
Tedulake: Mwahahahahah! DIE SU BERMAN, DIE!
Su: No... you die, you freak!

*Su picks up one of the fire torches and throws it at Tedulake. The torch hit's Tedulake in the head.*

*Su puts Azula out of harm. Su throws the torch at Tedulake again, it hits Tedulake.*

Tedulake: Ouch! You b*stard! I AM NOT GOING TO LOSE TO YOU!
Su: We'll see about that, won't we.

*Su throws the barrel at Tedulake. The barrel hits Tedulake.*

Tedulake: I feel weak...

*Tedulake loses balance and falls off the broomstick and hits the ground unconscious*

Tedulake: Ugh... I feel... so... weak... I cannot die here!
Su: Serves you right, ugly.
Tedulake: I need... a new host...
Su: A new host?

Tedulake: Forgive me!
Su: Never.
Azula: (mumbling) Su... don't... kill... Snowflake!
Tedulake: For now... I must return to the teddy bear.
Su: No!

*Count Tedula's control is axed. Snowflake returns slowly. She is knocked out*

Su: What the f*ck just happened.
Azula: It's... ugh.
Su: Azula, are you okay?
Azula: I'll... come around.

Su: I hope Snowflake pulls through.
Snowflake: Ugh...
Su: Snowflake? Snowflake!

Snowflake: So, you're telling me that... teddy bear... it possessed me?

Su: It sure did.
Azula: You knocked me out!
Su: It's the only way it could happen.
Snowflake: Magic isn't real though... so how could he have flown on the broomstick?

Azula: Magic must be real after all then.
Snowflake: That is spooky.

Snowflake: I'm sorry guys... this is all my fault. The big hole in the roof. Azula's injury...
Su: It's not. Trust me.

Su: It's that f*cking teddy bear.
Snowflake: I left it in the HOH room.
Su: You did? Maybe we can burn it so it can't do any of this again.

*Snowflake collapses onto the floor*

Snowflake: Ugh...
Azula: SNOWFLAKE! What's wrong now?
Su: I haven't a clue.

Su: That bear better not be trying to possess her again.

*Snowflake transforms back*

Snowflake: Huh...
Su: Snowflake, are you with us?

*Snowflake stands up*

Snowflake: I'm better now that I'm back to my normal state.
Azula: That's great.
Snowflake: I'm going to go get a bath and relax.
Ziggy (Voice Over): Can contestants... Woah! What's happened to the dining room? Well... I guess the eviction can be delayed until tomorrow morning.

Ziggy (Voice Over): Contestants! The...

Viewer (Voice Over): This show is so unrealistic.

Ziggy (Voice Over): How?

Viewer (Voice Over): Everyone knows that flying broomsticks and possessions aren't real.

Ziggy (Voice Over): Can someone escort this woman out of the building... quick.

Ziggy (Voice Over): Now, where was I? Oh yeah... Noah or Su will be going home today. Everyone apart from the HOH; Ella will be able to vote this week. However, Ella will be able to vote though, if the house fails to decide on a majority vote. 

Ziggy (Voice Over): So without further or do... Alex... you are the first person to vote for the contestant you want to evict...

Alex: I vote to evict ______ because you're a strong player but you're attitude stinks.

Azula: I vote to evict ____ because this contestant is a strong player.

Brent: I vote to evict _____ because I don't think you've worked as hard to stay as the other nominee.

Natalia: I vote to evict _____ because I have to vote with my alliance.

Snowflake: I vote to evict ______ because I think it will help my game in the long run.

Ziggy (Voice Over): Right! The results are in... I can now reveal... that the person going home this week... with votes; 3-2 is...

Ziggy (Voice Over): Su!

Su: I lost out... to these idiots! This is fixed.

Ziggy (Voice Over): Su, you have been evicted! You have 10 seconds to say your goodbyes and come into the lobby for your interview!

Su: Hmph...

Snowflake: Thank you Su... for saving me again.

Su: Who care's anymore?

Snowflake: Oh...

Su: Hurry up and open this damn door... bookcase... I don't know what the f*ck it is anymore.

Ziggy: Hi Su!
Su: Eww... um, hello?

Su: Go on then... ask me the questions and be quick about it... I'm gagging for some champagne back at the hotel.

Ziggy: Fine then, Su, how do you feel about being the fourth person to be evicted?

Su: All I have to say is... 'Fix!' Didn't you see my moves against that fiend yesterday...

Ziggy: I did, and you kicked ar*e... but because of viewers... we have to say it was fake.

Su: Bullsh*t!

Ziggy: Anyway...

Su: You know what... just play me the good-bye tapes. I wanna see what them bitches said about me.

Autumn: You're very demanding aren't you. Whatever, it'll make my job easier... play the tapes.

GOODBYE-TAPES:

BRENT: Sorry to see you go, dude- sh*t! Sorry! Ma'am! I mean ma'am!! ....Please don't kill me for saying that! 

NATALIA: Oh Su, I am ever so delighted to see you're gone now. I mean let's get real, you put f*cking cockroaches in my drink. It's time for you to leave, b*tch. Have a safe ride home! Or not.. What do I care? Haha.

SNOWFLAKE: Uh, hi Su. I just want to say bye for now I guess and good luck in the future. Oh and was it true that you beat up Natalia?

Su: Aww, Snowflake's made me smile... a little bit. The others can p*ss off though.

Ziggy: Okay then.

Su: Where's the exit?

Ziggy: Um, behind us.

Su: Thanks. See ya.

Ziggy: Okay then. Aren't you going to stay for your final thoughts?

Su: Ha, why would I do that now... see ya later b*tches!

Ziggy: A very big thank you to HayloHusky for submitting Su for Season 2. Hopefully, we will see you next season! And from us, goodbye!

Ziggy: So, Su was the fourth person to leave the house. With 7 contestants left, who will win HOH and who will be the next person to be evicted. The stakes are raised and next week will be the last chance to get immunity as everyone will be fighting for themselves after. Well, from me and the team. Good night!