EVEN: Welcome to Abnormality- Season 6! We are back with an all new season with 12 fresh faced housemates willing to fight it out to win the grand prize! Over the next 9 weeks, our housemates will compete in many challenges in order to come out on top as the winner of Season 6! The winner will receive a total of $500,000 as well as a place in our hall of fame. Previously on Abnormality, Christmas was successful and won the HOH challenge. Using her power to nominate, Christmas decided to nominate Darby and Maximus to go up on the chopping block. Following these nominations, will Darby or Maximus be able to save themselves from the block? If so, who will be put up in their place? It's all on this episode of... Abnormality!
MAXIMUS: These last few days have been quite eventful and we haven't even begun to play yet.
ANTWAN: Tell me about it, there's certain stuff I cannot remember after getting a little tipsy on the premiere night.
MAXIMUS: Do you remember jumping into the pool naked with Darby?
ANTWAN: Oh no I remember that very well. It was quite a liberating experience to say the least. It's just a shame everyone at home had to see it haha.
MAXIMUS: There was a time I had to do that, my uniform had caught fire and I didn't want to end up a crisp so I had to ditch the clothes and head straight into the lake.
ANTWAN: That sounds like fun... not the being on fire part but the jumping into the lake part.
MAXIMUS: It wasn't the best, I had a dozen leeches stuck onto me when I got out.
NATALIE: I'd hate to have any leeches stuck onto me, I don't think they'd like my blood anyway. I'm too sweet.
ANTWAN: Oh my god, that was really cheesy Natalie!
NATALIE: I couldn't help myself haha. The leeches do sound horrible though, I hope they were easy to get off Max?
ANTWAN: Well guys, it's another day in the house and I am looking forward to what today brings! Max and the girls have all been great and I couldn't have asked for better roommates to be quite honest! Onwards and upwards from here people.
*FIORELLA enters the bedroom.*
FIORELLA: Oh... hey everyone. H-How... are we... all doing?
MAXIMUS: We're doing grand Fi.
NATALIE: You got up early this morning lovely, quite an early bird aren't you.
FIORELLA: Hehe, I always get up early... I can't sleep in... ever.
MAXIMUS: Likewise, it's from my army days. I've tried my best to get some extra kip but nope, 5am and I'm up right on the dot.
NATALIE: I need to learn how to get up early, my earliest is 11am. It's before that now though so I am making progress... that reminds me. I need to get me some brekkie before I get into drag. Those pancakes with syrup have my name all over them.
FIORELLA: Oh... ugh... there isn't any.
NATALIE: No pancakes? There should be.
FIORELLA: Milton... he, took them out. I think he was going to eat them.
NATALIE: He's a Have-Not, he can't have food just slop.
FIORELLA: Yeah... we know this... he... doesn't think he should follow the rules.
NATALIE: That boy just keeps getting more entitled as the days go on.
FIORELLA: I wanted to say something... but I chickened out.
ANTWAN: Aww don't you worry about it, it wouldn't have made much difference. He doesn't listen to us 'common people'.
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LEAH: Ooh sounds absolutely delicious, I may add some into mine if we have any left in the fridge.
KISHA: I think we do, I'll have to check.
LEAH: Thank you Kisha.
KISHA: I can see you being a boiled egg kind of guy.
LEAH: Do you put it into the egg cup too?
DR. EVIL: Oh of course Leah, I remove the top and use the toast to get the egg out.
LEAH: Nice! Sounds like a lot of fun.
KISHA: ...Kisha... and please wouldn't go a miss.
MILTON: Whatever just get an omelette on.
LEAH: I thought you were a Have-Not with Dr. Evil? You're only supposed to eat slop.
MILTON: Yeah, like that's a thing. They are more like guidelines than actual rules set in place.
LEAH: Oh... sure. You're always right I guess. Silly old me thinking they are the actual rules...
KISHA: Nope, sorry it's got my name all over it dude.
MILTON: It did, until just now.
KISHA: I dunno, it still has my name on it... as chef of the kitchen at the moment I make the calls, and it's mine.
MILTON: You don't seem to like me... I don't blame you, it must be hard not to be jealous of the grand lifestyle I lead.
KISHA: Trust me, that's not the reason we're having a hard time getting on.
DR. EVIL: May I interject here Milton, are you certain that is true?
MILTON: Yes of course, I, Milton Wong of the great Wong Dynasty...
LEAH: ...Here we go.
MILTON: Have great powers of discernment and an incredibly generous heart. Everyone here should be grateful I even bothered to show up on this pathetic excuse of an entertainment show.
KISHA: How blessed we all are to have you here...
PRODUCER: Milton, please may you come to the diary room at once.
MILTON: See, these so called producers are bringing me back to the diary room for recognition of my efforts to save this god awful season.
*MILTON heads for the door.*
LEAH: Oh deary me, what a monster.
DR. EVIL: I'd hate to use the word, but he truly is a bumnugget. He should just eat the slop... it isn't that bad.
LEAH: Isn't it?
DR. EVIL: That is a little white lie... it is a little disgusting.
MILTON: Before you lecture me, consider this my official public response to the Abnormality production on behalf of myself and the entire Wong Dynasty. This season so far is underwhelming and ridiculous. This production is a farce, and this is below my standards. This is a gross underproduction and a mismatch of terrible budgeting, casting and incompetent crew members... remember, I AM MILTON WONG!!! I can send everyone in this production team below the poverty line with a simple phone call, so you'd better fix your fucking mistakes before I fix them all for you! GOT IT?! Oh... and Milton Wong does not do this peasant food and he certainly doesn't eat this "Have-Not slop". Get me a producer and my assigned menu, IMMEDIATELY!
PRODUCER: Milton, we'd appreciate it if you were more-
MILTON: You're fired!
PRODUCER: Uh... but you're just a housemate. you can't-
MILTON: I am Milton Wong, I can do anything I damn well please! Now get out and bring me a more competent producer.
PRODUCER: ...Wow.
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JACOB: That's right, he was a bit tired earlier so decided to drop off back to dreamland.
CHRISTMAS: Hmm, I'm guessing he won't want a drink then. How about you two? Fancy a tea or coffee? Perhaps something a little more strong?
DARBY: No thank you.
JACOB: Ooh, I am a little bit parched... uhh... would orange juice be okay?
DARBY: No, I'm good.
CHRISTMAS: Okay... are you up for talking later... you know, in private?
DARBY: Sure.
CHRISTMAS: Great, I won't be long with the drinks.
JACOB: You okay Darby?
DARBY: Yeah, why you ask?
JACOB: I dunno, you seem a little bit awkward around Christmas.
DARBY: I'm not trying to be... it is a little awkward though. Especially after the nominations, I didn't expect to be one of the people she would have chose.
JACOB: You think... someone else should have gone up there in your place?
JACOB: I gotta agree, that would be better.
DARBY: I can't understand why she hasn't yet, unless she wants to backdoor him without a chance of saving himself?
JACOB: Maybe... it is too early to place the game though, right?
DARBY: Ehh, I dunno. Maybe, maybe not. I haven't even talked about alliances with anyone yet. I might just be playing wrong... either way, I'd rather much like to be off the block.
KEN: Whoa! I think I'm tripping... that dream was so whack.
DARBY: Welcome to the living world Ken, how'd you sleep?
KEN: Really good. I had the most bizarre dream though.
DARBY: Oh, what happened?
KEN: I was sat on the beach, getting a tan, enjoying a tropical cocktail. Then, everyone started turning into jelly beans, one by one people were just turning blue, pink, green. At first I wasn't sure what was going on but then everyone had turned. Then I was turning into a jelly bean, an orange one. Then I woke up.
DARBY: That sounds odd but also kind of fun. I'd love to be a jelly bean.
KEN: Nah, you feel all squidgy inside... but you do taste good though hehe.
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CHRISTMAS: Hello you two, thank you for letting me come and talk to you about this HOH.
MAXIMUS: I'm grateful, I just wanted to discuss what your objective is this week and who your main target is?
LEAH: It might be of some interest to come to an agreement of some sorts too.
CHRISTMAS: Well, I am open to any agreements you may have in mind. Where should we begin? I'll start with my nominations I guess.
MAXIMUS: I will say, I don't particularly enjoy being on the block and would like to come off it or at the very least be safe.
CHRISTMAS: That's understandable. I can try my best to save you in the POP but I need to make sure I put up someone that the house can agree on. I want to cause as little disruption as possible.
MAXIMUS: I must agree with Leah, he has been quite the pain since he arrived in the house.
MAXIMUS: What do you think about that plan though? The opportunity to get him out is there for you to take.
CHRISTMAS: It is a good plan... but I have been approached with other deals too. I'm going to have to weigh them all up.
CHRISTMAS: Well... I... can't say.
LEAH: It'll be our little secret.
CHRISTMAS: I can give you names but that's all.
LEAH: That is fine with me. Is that okay with you Max?
MAXIMUS: Absolutely! Who are these people...?
CHRISTMAS: Everyone apart from Fiorella and Ken.
LEAH: Oh wow... that's almost the entire house!
CHRISTMAS: Some are more serious than others though, not all of them have been great and I have passed on quite a few of them.
LEAH: Interesting, sorry for prying Christmas.
CHRISTMAS: Don't you worry about it Leah. Look, I can promise that I'll try my best to get a good result this week... but it will take a little bit of time and a lot of conversations to be had with everyone.
LEAH: No worries, just remember we are both open for deals of any sort. Just give us a shout and we will be there to discuss.
CHRISTMAS: Thank you, likewise.
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FIORELLA: Yeah... it's a real shocker... oh, sorry I hope I haven't spoiled the book too much.
JACOB: No worries, it's okay. I wasn't too sure whether to buy it to begin with, but since you've recommended it highly I'll give it a read.
FIORELLA: But... you know the ending now... I'm such an idiot.
FIORELLA: Sorry, hehe I open my mouth too much before thinking.
JACOB: Don't be... I like you doing your thing.
FIORELLA: Thanks, dad always said I need to believe in myself... and not to overthink every little thing I do.
JACOB: He's right, you're fine as you are Fi. I like you for you, there's nothing to be ashamed off.
FIORELLA: You're... very sweet to me Jacob. Thank you, I need to start being nicer to myself.
FIORELLA: I'm... really liking the house. Everyone is so nice to me... especially Jacob. He's like my big brother, well... kind of... my actual big brother isn't as nice. He's a tough guy. Jacob is really nice though. I like... talking to him about my books and he wants to read some of the ones I've read. I think... we're going to be really good friends.
JACOB: Excuse me?
MILTON: I have an announcement and I have chosen you two lucky people to hear it.
FIORELLA: Uhm, okay... what... is it about?
MILTON: It has come to my attention that this house is full of ridiculous people... however, I see potential in the both of you.
JACOB: Right...?
MILTON: No, this is important.
FIORELLA: But... I need to go... badly.
MILTON: Hold it in, it isn't that hard.
FIORELLA: Aww... okay.
JACOB: What is it you wanted to talk about Milton?
FIORELLA: Okay? Do we have... a choice?
MILTON: Of course, you'd be silly not to align with me though. I hold the ultimate power in this game.
JACOB: You've found an immunity idol?
MILTON: No, I've got the money. I've got the mullah! I can bring this whole production down in a heartbeat if it doesn't go my way.
JACOB: I see... so you run this whole game?
MILTON: I sure do, money is the ultimate power in this game that no one else has, if you guys stick with me we can all go far... plus once I get to the finale I get to choose the most loyal out of you both. I think that is a fair enough pay off no?
FIORELLA: I... uhm... I really need the bathroom.
JACOB: Let us think about it dude. I'll... get back to you okay?
MILTON: Fine, but if you are smart like I think you are then you will side with me in this game.
JACOB: Hey, quick question... does Milton have influence over the entire game with his money?
PRODUCER: Hi Jacob, no he does not. He may say that but we call the shots around here.
JACOB: That is good to hear, I thought for a second that this was all scripted for him to win. I'm glad I can sleep without that on my mind. I really don't want to work with him. Nope, not gonna happen. I hope Fiorella doesn't either, she's shy and lacks the confidence to say no to him... I might have to step in and help her.
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ANTWAN: You know what I have just noticed. You're wearing a different set of glasses.
DR. EVIL: Oh yes! They are Braidman's Crystalin '93 classics.
ANTWAN: Is that it? No hidden gadgets in them?
DR. EVIL: Absolutely not. I may be the evilest of people but I too understand the importance of fashion. No X-Ray glasses would ever compromise that.
ANTWAN: A stylish evil genius, who knew they existed?
DR. EVIL: Living my life as what is named as a 'Have-Not' is admittedly quite the inconvenience. It rivals that one time I had to live on a marshmallow diet at the Mesa gallery for days, but given that I survived that ordeal, I figure that I shall be fine once all this is said and done. If only that person who is Milton Wong puzzled that together. I do hope that his attitude shan't rub off on my reputation- I got myself in this position due to a bad first impression on my own, being dragged down by his antics would be most unconstructive. The situation means that I have to build a few more connections with the other housemates... it's an inconvenience, but it is a necessity for the plot... Muwahahahaha... ooh, the plot- MUWAHAHAHAHA!
*DR. EVIL clears his throat.*
DR. EVIL: Ahem, pardon my outburst of outright evilness there. I shall now go out and mingle with the other housemates, Ta-ta!
ANTWAN: For sure! Oh my...
DR. EVIL: What's the matter friend?
ANTWAN: The picture isn't a fan of the look... it says it is dated.
ANTWAN: Oh no, not random voices. The voices of the furniture. They have a frequency of communication too you know. They are always speaking. It's just... not many people can hear them.
DR. EVIL: Hmm, this is a peculiar discovery. Which picture was it? Was it the one behind me?
ANTWAN: No, it was that one over there.
ANTWAN: Yes, it has said some very colourful language. It's quite the character despite it's bland exterior.
DR. EVIL: Could it be alive... or merely bugged by my enemies? Could it be possible they are talking to you instead?
ANTWAN: No, at least I don't think so... no, I'm sure it is the picture itself talking.
DR. EVIL: I'll take a closer look, better to be safe than to be sorry.
KEN: Hey guys, are you both okay?
ANTWAN: I'm fine thanks Ken.
DR. EVIL: I'll be fine when I get to the bottom of this mystery.
KEN: Mystery? What's up?
DR. EVIL: Antwan says he can hear the furniture talking to him, I'm afraid it may be bugged by my enemies though. They are always out to get me in the most odd ways.
KEN: I can see how troublesome that could be...
ANTWAN: I'm definitely sure it is the picture Dr. Evil. It told me something I only know. A dirty secret. You're enemies wouldn't know that.
KEN: Right... I'm going to go run on the treadmill, anyone want to join me?
DR. EVIL: I'm fine thank you.
ANTWAN: I'll pass on it too Ken, have a good workout.
KEN: Yeah, I'll try.
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*KISHA puts down a 3 of diamonds.*
SANDY: That is mighty confident from you Kisha, are you sure you want to do that?
KISHA: Yes!
SANDY: You... have just done me over girl. Well done.
KISHA: Yesss! I knew you didn't have a two or three, that's nine cards you need to pick up.
*SANDY picks up 9 cards from the pile.*
DARBY: It doesn't look like it... although, there could be a good play with this one.
SANDY: Oh yeah girl?
DARBY: That all depends on what Kisha has though.
KISHA: Hey girls, I'm right here. I can hear everything.
SANDY: Save it for later hehe.
SANDY: It feels AMAZING to be in this house for real. It is so much more vibrant in real life than when you see it on TV, and paired with this cast this is surely going to be a season to remember. Everybody in here is quite kumbaya so far... well, maybe not Milton. Has he had fun in his life, like ever? Thankfully I'm exuding fun in my Nicki Mineh fantasy, so that is going to change, whether he likes it or not! Anyways, I'm so happy that Christmas won the HOH, guess getting wasted on Day One does help in a way! Judging from this and my 'obvious' knowledge with people, I think I should be safe. Who really knows in week 1 though, I could easily be the next Charlotte, and hell no I didn't come for that. PLUS I got an advantage for the next challenge I'm in, which is good because... well, if that challenge isn't about dancing, roasting or lip syncing, I'm going to sashay away faster than Doja Cat's career ended.
DARBY: Hmm, are you trying to trick me into wasting one of my power cards?
KISHA: Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. You'll have to play it and find out.
DARBY: No thanks, I'm keeping this with me.
KISHA: I see...
*KISHA puts down the 3 of hearts.*
SANDY: Nice try Kish, I'm not falling into that trap again. Darby, you gotta pick them up for the team unless you have a matching card.
*SANDY puts down the 2 of hearts.*
DARBY: You're joking?
SANDY: Sorry girl, I've got to play to my hand.
DARBY: Crap, how many is that for me?
SANDY: Just 5 cards.
*DARBY picks up 5 cards from the pack.*
KISHA: Last card guys.
SANDY: We've got to stop her girl, if I put down one of the power cards do you think you'll be able to match?
DARBY: Let me have a quick look.
*DARBY looks through her cards.*
DARBY: Let's take out the favourite Sandy.
*DARBY puts down the 3 of spades.*
SANDY: Ooh! I believe that is the last 3 card in play, unless you have a 2 of spades to save yourself I think you're picking up cards Kish.
KISHA: ...Correct. Good play Darby.
DARBY: Thanks Kisha.
EVEN: HELLO HOUSEMATES! I HOPE YOU ARE ALL READY BECAUSE IT IS TIME FOR THE FIRST POP CHALLENGE! CAN YOU ALL PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE CEREMONY ROOM!
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CHRISTMAS: That's exciting. I'm looking forward to what the challenge will be.
DARBY: Yep, that's right. Let's do this guys.
MAXIMUS: Thank you Even. I wish you the best of luck in the challenge Darby.
DARBY: Thank you Max, you too!
DR. EVIL: MWAHAHAHA YESSSSS!
KISHA: Oh that's awesome. This'll be fun.
EVEN: Our final housemate to play is... Milton!
MILTON: Nope, not playing it. I revoke my participating on this challenge.
EVEN: Tough, you're playing whether you like it or not.
MILTON: I'd like to speak to a producer.
EVEN: I hope you are all prepared, it is time to play the POP challenge! Please could you all go to the challenge arena now!
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EVEN: In this challenge, you will have to match the sequence of colours that the mysterious flying orb creates. Luckily for you there are only two colours it can produce, blue and red.
EVEN: The sequence buttons will be able to be activated on your laptop screen and must match what the orb produces above the desk. In order to make things more complicated, there will be a background behind the buttons on the screen so make sure that you keep your eye on the button positions or else you may click the wrong ones or simply miss them.
EVEN: The housemate who can get the highest sequence at the end of this challenge will be the winner and win the veto. Are we all clear on the rules?
ALL: Yeah!
EVEN: Awesome... Now, let's begin...
CHRISTMAS: Sorry Even, I have a little announcement before the challenge starts.
EVEN: Uhh, sure... the floor is all yours Christmas!
CHRISTMAS: Hi guys! Before we begin, I'd like to be very transparent with my plans this week. I want to be fair to the people who are NOT playing in this challenge. Since it is Week 1 and since I want to give everyone a fair fight, if I have to nominate someone to replace either Darby or Max on the block- I will be using one of the other players in the challenge today.
DR. EVIL: Does that mean I could be your third nominee?
CHRISTMAS: Not just you, Kisha and Milton are my other options too. I want to make it as fair as possible and I don't feel comfortable backdooring anyone else who hasn't had the opportunity to play today.
DR. EVIL: Well... noted.
CHRISTMAS: Some people may not agree with how I'm playing as HOH this week but I do want to play an honest and authentic game. I don't want to backdoor anyone this week, not when everyone has just walked through the door. It's only fair if everyone playing in the POP challenge has a fair shot at being safe and being in danger. I hope this doesn't backfire on me but at least I can hold my head up high and say I played this game the best way I think I can.
DR. EVIL: So, since the random players could also be on the block at the end of this challenge... is there anyone from the random picks who you have preference on going up?
CHRISTMAS: I'll be honest, no.
DR. EVIL: Are you sure?
CHRISTMAS: This is difficult, I'll have to consider my options when the results are revealed.
DR. EVIL: Hmm, that is a very odd answer Christmas.
KISHA: I have a feeling it is going to be me.
CHRISTMAS: Kisha, don't worry about it.
KISHA: Hmm... okay, if you say so.
CHRISTMAS: Right... let's get this challenge started. Even?
EVEN: Thank you Christmas. With that, let the challenge begin... NOW!
KISHA: I really like Christmas, however after her announcement I am really nervous for the outcome. If one of the nominees do get taken off the block... I could be the replacement. I know I should trust her when she said I would be fine but this game has so many twists and turns that anything could happen. All I can do is to win and hope I'll be safe, wish me luck guys!
MILTON: If she even thinks about nominating me of all people in this house then she will feel the wrath of the entire Wong dynasty. I will make it my objective to destroy her in whatever means necessary.
DARBY: Dude, can you just shut up!
MILTON: I beg your pardon! Do you know who you're speaking to? I demand you retract your statement.
DARBY: Nah, shut the hell up! You're such an ass and I'm sick of hearing your voice.
MILTON: You'll regret that girl.
DARBY: Bite me! Now, time to win this challenge and get myself off the block.
*DARBY starts a sequence. She gets up to 3 before forgetting it. The sequence resets.*
DARBY: To say there is only two colours, it is still hard to keep track of them.
*DARBY starts her next sequence*
*MAXIMUS forgets one of the colours in the sequence. The sequence resets.*
MAXIMUS: You'd think my skills would help with this, I keep forgetting the colours with this background moving all the time.
KISHA: It is hard isn't it? I've only got up to 3 at the moment.
MAXIMUS: It'll take a bit of time but I'm not too worried, we can do this!
KISHA: I like your optimism.
MILTON: This game is stupid... I don't see the point in it.
KISHA: The aim is to get the highest score you can.
MILTON: I'll stop this challenge right now and accept the reward if Even wants to take my tip of $5,000.
KISHA: Aren't you going to go higher than that moneybags?
MILTON: Definitely not, I'm not the one in danger am I?
KISHA: ...Yet!
CHRISTMAS: I feel like I've ruffled some feathers with him.
DR. EVIL: No, he would have had an attitude regardless. I'm glad Darby told him off though.
CHRISTMAS: You are? I thought you would revel in the tension?
DR. EVIL: Really? What made you think that Christmas?
CHRISTMAS: Well... you're evil. Isn't that kind of your business?
DR. EVIL: It is... but I also have respect for being kind to others. Decorum and reputation is an important aspect to have to one's personality.
DARBY: Oh damn, just missed that one.
CHRISTMAS: You okay Darby, how are you doing?
DARBY: Thanks for asking Christmas, I almost had my highest streak then... mistook a red orb for a blue orb though and now I'm back at square one.
CHRISTMAS: Keep at it girl you got this!
DARBY: Thank you! Here goes.
DARBY: I'm glad that I have some support from the others going into this challenge. I'm not feeling super confident with what I have to do but I definitely am determined to try and pull a win out and get myself off of this block. I'm interested in what Christmas announced, does she have a plan on who she wants to go up as a replacement? If so, I hope she goes after Milton if she is to nominate someone else who is playing in the challenge today.
MAXIMUS: It had to be computer based, I detest these pieces of technology.
DR. EVIL: Do you have any computers at home Max?
MAXIMUS: I have one of those tablet things that all the kids use nowadays but apart from that no. I don't need one, I'd much rather get my head down in a book or a newspaper.
DR. EVIL: You don't know what you're missing out on Max, you can do anything on them nowadays. My latest project is to create a numeric code to launch my homing missiles, it is so much fun but I have had a few mistakes in the system.
MAXIMUS: I'll pass, it's way too technical for me.
MILTON: All of you better be quaking in your boots, I have just got the highest sequence so far... and I can confirm, it will be very difficult to match.
KISHA: You're very confident that you'll win. Good luck.
MILTON: I have to set an example for all of you, you've proved to be... somewhat mediocre.
KISHA: ...Oh.
MILTON: Stuck for words? I don't blame you, I must admit it is very tiresome to be as great as I am all the time. Someone must do it though.
KISHA: Mom told me that if I had nothing nice to say, say nothing at all... so, I'm gonna keep quiet.
*KISHA misses an orb and the sequence resets once more.*
KISHA: Ugh... I can't seem to get any higher than that. These orb sequences really aren't my thing.
MAXIMUS: You're not the only one Kisha, I'm struggling to keep on top of it all.
KISHA: The background is so distracting too, fingers crossed luck will be on our side before the challenge is over.
CHRISTMAS: The orbs are driving me bananas, I love them!
DR. EVIL: They remind me of portals to a different dimension... I wonder if they are. I could use that kind of phenomenon to my advantage, muwahaha!
CHRISTMAS: I tried putting my hand through earlier and it just goes through sadly.
DR. EVIL: Damn it! That would have been awesome to travel into different worlds. Maybe one day...
DR. EVIL: In fact, I'm sure one of my comrades is working on a dimension travel machine, if I can get my way to Sixam I can take some of that alien technology which would certainly help towards my world domination plans.
CHRISTMAS: What would you do if you couldn't get back to this dimension though?
DR. EVIL: Good question... I guess I'd have to just dominate that world instead... Muwahahaha... MUWAHAHAHA!
CHRISTMAS: Watch out people from the other worlds, Dr. Evil is on his way!
MILTON: Another high score on this game, I just cannot defy the skills I have. I'm truly gifted.
DARBY: Does this dude ever shut up? Sick of his giant ego.
MILTON: Did you say something Derpy? If so you should probably project your voice when speaking so people can understand what you're saying.
DARBY: You really don't want me to project my voice otherwise I'll make you leave voluntarily.
KISHA: Any luck with improving your score Max?
MAXIMUS: A little, I'm slowly getting higher each time which is quite the relief.
KISHA: Same here, I'm getting the rhythm now. It's a bit easier once you get into it.
MAXIMUS: I agree, I hoped that would've been sooner but I can't complain about that.
CHRISTMAS: I may have to settle with this score.
DARBY: Did you do well?
CHRISTMAS: Not sure, it seems a lot to me but compared to everyone else it could be quite low.
DARBY: Just as long as it's better than 2 then it should be fine.
CHRISTMAS: It's 2... kidding, it's more than 2.
DR. EVIL: That's it, I can't get any higher than this score. Bleedin' orbs messing with my brain.
CHRISTMAS: That's good, you've done well Dr. Evil.
DR. EVIL: It's not such a bad attempt, I do wish I could go even further with it but my mind has turned to mashed potato.
CHRISTMAS: Ooh, that makes me hungry. I'm thinking we should have some for dinner.
DR. EVIL: That would be lovely! Mash it is.
MAXIMUS: My highest so far, very nice indeed.
KISHA: Sounds to me like you're getting the hang of it now Max.
MAXIMUS: I'm on a roll Kisha, if I can keep this streak up I'll be off the block before you can say "Congratulations Max!"
KISHA: I'm slowly building on my sequence, I keep messing up one the sequence gets too complicated though. Ughhhh.
MAXIMUS: What a tough challenge! I used to be very swift when it came to drill calls and the like but for some reason on a visual level I seem to have been a bit rusty when it came to remember sequences in order. Never mind, as long as I put all my effort in and hopefully got the highest I can it should be able to save myself to play this game for another week. Wish me luck everyone at home!
EVEN: Guys, your time is up please finish the sequence you are on and take a step away from the desk.
DARBY: Almost done with this sequence.
*DARBY completes her sequence and steps away from the desk.*
EVEN: Well done guys! All of you did well in this challenge and I can commend you all on your efforts. I will now tally up the scores and see who has won this POP challenge!
*EVEN tallies up the scores.*
EVEN: Okay, are you all ready to find out who are winner is?
ALL: Yeah!
EVEN: Awesome... now without further or do, it is time to reveal the results... I can now reveal... the winner of this challenge is in fact...
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EVEN: Christmas!
CHRISTMAS: Oh wow, I was not expecting that! How amazing.
CHALLENGE SCORES:
Christmas- 48
Dr. Evil- 29
Milton- 18
Maximus- 10
Darby- 6
Kisha- 6
EVEN: Congratulations on your win Christmas! In a moment we will return to the ceremony room where you will make the decision on whether to use the veto to save one of the nominees on the chopping block! Good luck guys, I'll see you all down there.
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EVEN: Welcome back housemates! Christmas was the winner of the POP challenge and has gained the power to veto one of the nominees on the chopping block!
*The other housemates clap.*
EVEN: Christmas, since you have won this challenge, you have earned your 2nd piece of the overruling hex! You will need to earn 1 more piece before you can use this.
CHRISTMAS: Awesome, that last piece needs to come home to mama!
EVEN: Christmas, this week Darby and Maximus are on the chopping block. With your new found power, will you use the veto on any of the nominees on the chopping block this week?
CHRISTMAS: Even... I am going to use the veto on...
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CHRISTMAS: No one. I'm happy with the nominations as they are and don't want to change them Even.
EVEN: Okie dokie, with that being said and done. The nominees will remain the same! Following this decision...
EVEN: Darby and Maximus, you will remain as the nominees this week and will face eviction. One of you will be going home this week.
DARBY: Damn, that sucks badly.
MAXIMUS: That is disappointing, good luck for the vote Darby!
DARBY: You too Max.
EVEN: Good luck guys! I will see you all on eviction night where one of you will be going home! Goodnight everybody.
ALL: Bye Even!
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KEN: You tried your best girl, you should be proud of yourself!
DARBY: I know, I'm happy with my score... I am a little bit annoyed though. Especially with Christmas.
KEN: Christmas? Is it because she didn't use the veto on you.
DARBY: Yeah, I don't think that is too irrational.
KEN: Nah, I think that's quite legit to be like that.
DARBY: I wouldn't have minded if she didn't save either me or Max, however the fact that Milton is still not on the block is totally stupid to me. He's horrible, if she wanted him gone like she said she did then she would have put him up in either of our places. Right?
KEN: Yeah, perhaps she knows he is a threat to himself though? Why get rid of a big target now when you can keep them around for another day... it'll help save her skin if she gets put up against him.
DARBY: Good thinking Ken, that's actually pretty smart.
KEN: Thank you. If that is so though, then she is definitely playing some with a strategy of sorts whether she wants to admit that or not.
DARBY: If you have a strategy just own it, you know.
KEN: Absolutely! It must be quite hard being the first HOH though, especially with the trend on previous seasons- it isn't the best position to be in.
DARBY: Yeah I get that... but still, vote out the horrible guy and you'll get everyone on side.
KEN: Well Darby is still on the block and I feel guilty. I wish I could have had the chance to play in this POP challenge, at least then I wouldn't feel so useless. Darby and I have got close and I do see her as a good friend but I fear she could be the one to go home. I know she won't go down without a fight but she'll need help campaigning, luckily I'm feeling quite enthusiastic and ready to get some votes in her favour to stay.
KEN: Yeah, if only that would have happened... so, are you going to campaign to stay?
DARBY: You bet your ass I am dude, I am NOT going home first. No way... can I ask for you to help me? I might need a cheerleader to convince everyone that I should stay.
KEN: Yeah Darby, no worries I can cover you on that front.
DARBY: Awesome! Thanks Ken, I knew I could rely on you. Lets get me off of this block and back into the safe zone!
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LEAH: I'm sad that you're still nominated, I thought Christmas would have saved you after our meeting today.
MAXIMUS: It's okay Leah, I guess our deal wasn't good enough?
LEAH: I believe it was a fair deal, it would have benefitted all three of us if you'd have been taken off the block.
MAXIMUS: I wonder if she has conflicting deals, it would make sense why she didn't save me?
LEAH: Possibly, I dunno.
MAXIMUS: I want to have another meeting with her before the vote. If there is a way to coerce Christmas into saving me then I think we may have a solid foundation to work from.
LEAH: Do you have any counter proposals to offer her?
MAXIMUS: I can offer her my entire game on a platter, become her skivvy in a sense.
LEAH: That is a big sacrifice to make and on the first week too.
MAXIMUS: If it secures my place here for a little longer then I am willing to do it.
LEAH: I'm not sure Max, do you think it will work?
MAXIMUS: I'm confident it will.
LEAH: If you are fully confident then I suggest taking a shot with her.
MAXIMUS: Okay, I shall. I think it would be best to approach her alone though.
LEAH: I understand.
MAXIMUS: I know you are worried, please don't be. I've been in worse positions than this before and I have managed to escape with my life.
LEAH: You're right, you'll be able to get out of this situation. They don't call you Major Payne for nothing.
MAXIMUS: Exactly! If my skills from my past don't help me then I don't know what will.
LEAH: Please update me with what she says though once you talk with her. I'll try my best to talk to the others and see where their heads are in the game.
MAXIMUS: I will do Leah.
EVEN: On that final note I can conclude this episode. Following the events of the episode, Christmas managed to win the POP challenge but decided NOT to use the veto on any of the nominees on the block. This means that Darby or Maximus will be going home this week. The big question is, who will that be? Tune into the next episode to find out the results of our first eviction ceremony. Goodnight everybody!
HOUSEMATES:
Antwan Plum (Shadami)
Christmas Burghley (twiddle3)
Darby Ellesentway (Tigerblu11)
Dr. Evil Domination (M13Vulpecula)
Fiorella Bandini (PieceOfPrincess)
Jacob Price (lillibattenberg)
Ken Lovelace (Keyenpeydee)
Kisha Patel (Alleenmens)
Leah Hinton (ninjakid150)
Maximus Payne (SimTresa)
Milton Wong (HayloHusky)
Natalie Pollard / Sandy Fresco (YJB19299)
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