EVEN: Welcome to Abnormality- Season 5! We are back with an all new season with 12 new housemates who are willing to fight it out to win the competition! Over the next 9 weeks, all 12 housemates will be battling it out for the grand prize of $350,000 as well as a place in the hall of fame as one of our winners. Previously on Abnormality, Griffin & Stewart found themselves on the block after being nominated by our third HOH; Janelle. Jin went on to win the POP where he saved Stewart from the chopping block. Unfortunately Brandon was nominated as a replacement for Stewart on the block and was voted out of the house with a 4-1 majority. With a new week beginning, who will rise to power? Who will find themselves on the block? We'll find out on this episode of... Abnormality!
BLAIR: That is a good question... do you think it is worth the risk guys?
STEWART: I-I think so, y-you might be able to get the Exodus ring if you sacrifice your magic.
BLAIR: Hmm, fine. Let's do it gang! I sacrifice my magic over to the statue.
GRIFFIN: You sacrifice your magic...
GRIFFIN: All of a sudden, the statue opens to reveal an ancient scroll with directions to the dungeon.
BLAIR: Not what I wanted but that helps a little I suppose. Gosh, I want my magic back now.
GRIFFIN: You read the instructions and head into the dungeon, who wants to take the lead?
LANA: I'll take the lead, but I'd like to have my cleaver at the ready if that is okay with you?
GRIFFIN: Cleaver at the ready! You lead the party down, there are a few holes in the floor but are easy to avoid... you see a silhouette at the other end of the room. The silhouette seems to be holding some kind of melee weapon, a sword perhaps? It's very hard to distinguish what it could be in the dark.
LANA: Interesting, well, the only way to find out is to light this room up! I take out the stick I had earlier and the rags and matches. Light this room up.
GRIFFIN: You create a makeshift fire torch using the stick, rags and matches. The silhouette starts to saturate with colour to reveal a giant Lizardwoman holding a spatula! The Lizardwoman has a name tag which spells out 'Ch3f Bertha'
BLAIR: AHHHHH! That shit is scary. Burn it with fire!
STEWART: C-Can I be the first person to attack?! I get out my bow and fire it at the Lizardwoman.
GRIFFIN: Yes you can, you get out your bow and fire the arrow. The arrow doesn't penetrate the skin and does no damage.
STEWART: I-I would like to move closer to the enemy.
GRIFFIN: Are you sure?!
STEWART: Y-Yeah.
GRIFFIN: You move closer to take a shot... however, you feel the floor beneath you start to crumble. The floor gives way and you fall into the cavern. You are impaled by a load of spikes.
STEWART: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
GRIFFIN: I'm so sorry Stewie.
STEWART: I-I should have seen it coming.
GRIFFIN: You played a great game up until then.
STEWART: I'll be back! I just need one of these guys to find a resurrection stone.
GRIFFIN: Blair, Lana and Stewart played along with my very own new version of Dungeons & Dragons and I had a blast! It's been so long since I've played it so I was a bit rusty as Dungeon Master but they all played very well! Thank you so much for getting the costumes, I can tell you how grateful I am that you could get them for us.
PRODUCER: No worries Griffin!
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AMAR: Hmm, may need a little more colour over here... let my hand take the brush wherever it wants to go!
*AMAR starts to paint the canvas using very irregular and odd swishes.*
AMAR: Much better! I can see what I want to paint in my brain now.
*TRICERATOPS wakes from her nap.*
TRICERATOPS: Oh my gee! What was that dream?! Bathing in a chocolate sundae sounded so much better than it actually was.
AMAR: Ah Trix, welcome back to this realm!
TRICERATOPS: I had the most craziest dream Amar, I had got stuck in this giant chocolate sundae and couldn't move any of my limbs. Very weird.
AMAR: Dreams can be very surreal, especially when they don't make sense. They do resemble something on your mind though... are you scared of getting stuck in chocolate sundaes?
TRICERATOPS: Nooo, of course not... well, I didn't use to be. I may be slightly nervous about them now.
AMAR: I'm sure there'll be a hidden meaning somewhere in there. It's a shame I didn't bring my dream dictionary we could have had a look through.
TRICERATOPS: One time, I had a dream that Gee was riding a big unicorn and flew to France for some croissants... though I don't think there's a hidden meaning in that one, I was craving them all day before I went to sleep.
AMAR: Hmm, very interesting.
TRICERATOPS: Has Lana come to talk to you yet? She has something big to tell you.
AMAR: Um, no, what does she want to tell me?
TRICERATOPS: Oh, it's nothing. I'm sure she'll get around to it soon.
AMAR: I decided to paint a picture today, I had a sudden creative flow of energy run through me and thought I'd take advantage of the opportunity. I was inspired by the living realm and the vibrations it has to deal with everyday! What better way to represent it than through a picture right? Plus, I'm so bored around this house, I needed something to pass the time!
AMAR: I've finished! Tell me what d'ya think?!
*TRICERATOPS opens her eyes.*
TRICERATOPS: Ooh! I like it, it definitely tells the story of two star crossed lovers who have to overcome a lot of obstacles in their lives, but through therapy... and meditation... they find themselves and become one!
AMAR: You think so?
TRICERATOPS: Yesssss... either that, or a pancake playing hard to get. I'm not sure which was your initial idea.
AMAR: Um, neither to be honest, but thank you for your analysis.
TRICERATOPS: My pleasure, I'm here to hire for any in depth constructive criticisms.
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JONAH: Hmm, what have we got here...
*JONAH picks up a can of soda.*
JONAH: Nice! I'll be having you for myself! Thank you very much.
*JONAH closes the snack door behind him.*
JANELLE: Oh dear, look at the state of this sink dear.
JONAH: It looks like there might be a blockage but I don't have the tools to do it. I've put in a request to get someone in to fix it though.
JANELLE: Not to worry lovey, all it needs is a bit of elbow grease down the pipe and a bit of cleaning detergent.
JONAH: Okay, I've already tried that though.
JANELLE: You mustn't have been generous with the detergent dear! I've checked the bottle and it's almost full.
JONAH: Probably didn't use enough but I didn't want to waste it all.
JANELLE: Production will always provide us with more I'm sure of it.
JONAH: They won't but you can ask.
JANELLE: Let's put this blockage to the test, wish me luck Jonah!
*JANELLE pours the detergent into the sink.*
JANELLE: Oh lovey, it's making a gurgling noise. Must be a big blockage, I bet it's with all that cooking oil and gunk they use to cook the food. Unhealthy if you ask me dear- it was much better back in the day when you could just use a nice square of lard to make sure everything was cooked over correctly.
JONAH: This week I am trying to stay as relaxed as possible, I would like to win the HOH today and get a win under my belt. Lindi inspired me to fully get my head into this game and try to win it for her, it's the least I could do. Plus, I'd really like to avoid being a have-not. I had a bad dream about being on slop again the other night and I was not ready for it in the slightest! Bleh.
JANELLE: I would have liked to have played in the HOH this week.
JONAH: Oh yeah? Have any plans on who you would nominate?
JANELLE: I don't have any reason to nominate anyone, I'd play but I wouldn't go for the win dear. How about you? Do you have plans to nominate anyone?
JONAH: I've had a think and I would like to nominate one or two people- no one from malice though, purely a strategic one.
JANELLE: Be careful now dear, you don't want to ruffle any feathers that you don't need to... unless that is your game play of course.
JONAH: Don't you worry about me Janelle, I won't upset anyone I don't need to. I think the people I'm planning to nominate will understand my reasoning.
JANELLE: Bloody scum!
JONAH: Excuse me?!
JANELLE: Oh not you lovey, it's all rising to the surface now. I think all of that detergent might have done the trick.
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STEWART: Ugh, this fucking face paint is getting right on my nerves! Why couldn't he just let me play in my usual skin? It's a fucking stupid game anyway, trolls and dragons and knights, get real you big man child!
*STEWART takes of little bits of his costume.*
STEWART: And what in all fuckery is a white witch doing there? Why would a white witch team up with a goblin, a knight and a rogue. The sooner I can get the $350,000 and get the hell out of here the better.
*JIN overhears everything STEWART has just said.*
JIN: The boy sounds different, not Stewie no?
STEWART: It'll be over soon, we're at week 4 already, there's not many weeks left until I can claim my prize and get the fuck out!
JIN: Not realise he speak this loud in private? New light on his character today.
JIN: That Stewart boy, he not so like himself. I hear him talk of others like trash! Like they are worth nothing, which hurts me. I thought boy was good heart, but seems not to be. I will keep quiet for now but will tell on him when the time right.
JIN: I mistaken, it's a goblin! Better take shoes off and ready to fight.
STEWART: Jin?! I mean, J-Jin? It's S-Stewie.
JIN: My bad, I thought house was invaded for goblins.
STEWART: Hehe, n-no it's just me. H-have you had a think about that plan we talked about yesterday?
JIN: I have, plan is good and will help you and me.
STEWART: I-I don't like the way we have both been treated in this house, w-we always seem to be nominated by those in power.
JIN: I agree, I nominated twice now and saved. Enough is now, I want power to make changes in the game.
STEWART: H-Hurray! I-I like the sound of that. H-here's to the final two!
JIN: I must say, before I say yes. Is there anything you want to talk about?
STEWART: I-I don't think so, do you have anything in mind?
JIN: Alliances work when people tell the truth. You tell me truth about everything right?
STEWART: Of course I would... and have done! I-I'm an open book Jin.
JIN: A deal then, to Jin and Stewie on their journey to success!
STEWART: Yes, to our success! M-May we win as many challenges as possible and get to the final.
*JIN and STEWART shake each other's hands.*
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AMAR: Trix told me that you wanted to talk to me.
LANA: She did? Did she mention what it was about?
AMAR: No, I'm intrigued though. Was it what you were going to tell me the other day but stopped yourself?
LANA: ...Yeah.
AMAR: Go on then, you have my full attention.
LANA: It's... delicate.
AMAR: Delicate? How so?
LANA: Well, it's something I haven't spoke to many people about before... I only really keep it for really special people.
AMAR: Oh... OH! I see. This is a surprise, a nice one but...
LANA: Please let me finish or I'll burst... I... Well, there's no easy way to say this...
AMAR: Just say it, you know you can talk to me about anything!
LANA: Fine... I'm a mermaid!
AMAR: You're a mermaid?!
LANA: Yeah. I know it's weird, but that's me, my real me.
AMAR: Where is your fishtail though?
LANA: I can walk on land, I just need to keep drinking water every so often to get the proper hydration I'm used to.
AMAR: That's why you keep drinking all the time! I knew you were hiding something.
LANA: I hope this doesn't change anything between us, I know I should have been honest from the start... but how could I be?
AMAR: Honestly, it's even better! I'm glad you can be your genuine self to me. I find it very endearing and extremely fascinating.
LANA: You do?
AMAR: Yeah, I do. I have so many questions.
LANA: I'm happy to answer any questions you might have.
AMAR: Does anyone else know about this apart from me?
LANA: The producers and Trix are the only people who I have outright told about it, I don't think anyone else knows, at least not to my knowledge anyway.
AMAR: Would you tell the rest of the house about it?
LANA: Everyone has taken the news well so far, I'd definitely consider it.
AMAR: You don't have to if you don't want to... but if you do, you'll have mine and Trix's full support.
LANA: Thank you so much, you don't know how much this means to me!
AMAR: I'd do anything for you and Trix!
LANA: I finally found my bravery and told Amar about my origins! He was really supportive of the news and I feel so blessed. He is such a magnificent person and I'm glad that I'm friends with him and Trix, two of the most amazing people I've met in my life! I look forward to sitting with them in the top 3- trust me, nothing is gonna break up this team! One thing I do have to think about though is if I want anyone else to know... I think it would be best to be real and give everyone this information... but that doubt is still there.
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TRICERATOPS: Don't you want to blow any more bubbles Blair? They're gonna go to waste if you don't.
BLAIR: I'm fine, I've got serious belly cramp after all that.
TRICERATOPS: That'll be the food not the bubbles, talk about being the new Augustus Gloop, you've cleared the fridges out- I MUST try to beat your record next time.
BLAIR: Tell me about it, it was a good idea but my clothes are getting tighter.
BLAIR: I... am... full! I've eaten so much this past week that it's hard to even walk, let alone do anything else. I definitely need to cut down on my intake this week, I can't be turning into a donut! Though I bet I'd taste nice... no, stop it Blair you're focusing too much on donuts now!
TRICERATOPS: If you need anything to wear you can always ask me, I've got WAAAAY too much in my suitcase!
BLAIR: Thanks but I'm all good. I just need to get moving again. I used to do that a lot before coming into the house.
TRICERATOPS: Oh yeah! You're a photographer, what was the last project you were working on?
BLAIR: I had to do this shoot outside a huge cathedral at a seaside town...
TRICERATOPS: That sounds spooky!
BLAIR: It was, I had to do it at night and get some moonlight shots. The photos came out perfection but I thought for sure I'd be turned into a vampire or something. Luckily that didn't happen.
TRICERATOPS: Oh... my... I've never met a vampire! There was this one weird kid at my high school who used to dress as a vampire, he was pretty good at skateboarding.
BLAIR: There wasn't many weird kids at our school, I guess you could class me as one especially with my gothic Victorian style. I was the butt of a lot of jokes.
TRICERATOPS: Hehehe, butt! Sorry, that was immature. Did you get bullied?
BLAIR: I wouldn't call it bullying, though getting called Bat-Girl all the time did get incredibly boring.
TRICERATOPS: Kids can be cruel! That's why I like cats instead, they can be evil but they can also be nice if they love you.
BLAIR: I used to have a cat once, we called him Tchaikovsky after the music composer. He was very bitey.
TRICERATOPS: Yeah, cats can do that a lot. Especially if you ignore them, NEVER IGNORE THEM OR YOU WILL BE EATEN ALIVE!
TRICERATOPS: I'm having so much fun here, but there are times when I think of back home and remember my little cutie Gee! He's like a child to me, he's such a cutie patootie. I wish I could have had him here with me but I know he'll be watching! I bet he's watching right now, GEE HONEY IT'S MOMMY! You better have not ruined my furniture and I hope you've eaten your greens! Mommy will be there before you know it.
JANELLE: Blair! Where have you been? I thought you were cleaning the dishes?
BLAIR: Oops, busted!
JANELLE: Don't ignore me dear, I know you can hear me.
BLAIR: Sorry, I've lost all knowledge of who I am and where I am.
EVEN: HELLO HOUSEMATES! THE TIME HAS COME TO START OUR FOURTH HOH CHALLENGE! CAN YOU ALL PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE CHALLENGE ARENA!
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EVEN: Hello housemates! Welcome to the fourth HOH challenge! This challenge is called; 'Dance of Stheno'. Today all of you will try your very best to avoid the deathly stare of Stheno and be the last one standing! In order to do this, you must first remove your competitors from this challenge!
EVEN: There will be a total of 5 rounds in this challenge with a final tie-breaker question to determine our HOH this week. All of you will have a decision whether you want to turn the statue of Stheno to face one of your competitors. You have the option of turning the statute to the right or to the left- you also have the option to keep the statue still. At the end of each round, everyone's moves will be accounted for and Stheno will be moved to her new position. Whoever is in front of Stheno will be eliminated from the challenge. Simples?
ALL: Yeah.
EVEN: There is also a very interesting prize on offer if you meet certain requirements to this challenge. I can reveal that TWO immunity badges are on offer to win, however you must make sure you and your partner are the last two people standing at the tie-breaker round. The above pairings are as follows:
AMAR & STEWART
JONAH & TRICERATOPS
BLAIR & LANA
GRIFFIN & JIN
EVEN: If both members of the pair are the last two standing, they will win the immunity badges and will be able to use them whenever they like in the competition as well as getting a chance to become the new HOH this week.
EVEN: Now that we have covered the ground rules, it is time to officially start the challenge. Good luck and may the evens be ever in your favour!
*STHENO begins to move to her starting position.*
EVEN: BEGIN!
STEWART: This deal with the immunity badges is very interesting! I know that I would greatly benefit from getting one... but the odds of getting my partner to the tie-breaker round is slim. I'll have to see how the game plays first.
BLAIR: The immunity badges are definitely an interesting offer to take.
GRIFFIN: Would it be worth it though? Does anyone really want to waste out on a HOH to get them?
BLAIR: I know I would.
GRIFFIN: Hmm... what do you all think?
JONAH: I would like the immunity badges, not only would you be safe for two weeks if you won HOH but you're pretty much in with a chance of making the battle round.
STEWART: N-Not necessarily. I-If you get an easy pass to the top then you're going to get taken down quick at the first moment your rivals can.
JONAH: True!
TRICERATOPS: What we know at the moment is 8 of us will become 6 after this round, is there anyone who definitely doesn't want to win HOH or the immunity badges?
ALL: ...
TRICERATOPS: Oh! No one. I didn't expect that to be honest.
LANA: I'm not sure if I would like the HOH... I'd like to win, but I'm not sure who I'd nominate.
BLAIR: Lana! Immunity badges! They don't come around all the time.
LANA: I know, I want to play the game without and extra benefits though. If I'm going to play the game I want to play it on my terms.
EVEN: Housemates! It's time to make your moves, please use the arrow stick that was given to you prior to the HOH challenge.
EVEN: Housemates! The moves are in... let's see what everyone did:
STHENO is currently looking at: BLAIR & LANA
GRIFFIN- LEFT
AMAR- HOLD
TRICERATOPS- RIGHT
LANA- RIGHT
JONAH- RIGHT
BLAIR- RIGHT
STEWART- RIGHT
JIN- HOLD
EVEN: Following this, Stheno is now looking at BLAIR & LANA again!
EVEN: Blair and Lana, unfortunately you have been eliminated and are no longer participating in this challenge. As the first two out, you are also the have-nots for this week!
BLAIR: Nooooooooooooooooooo! I don't want that slop again.
EVEN: Housemates! We're down to six players, it's time to discuss again and make your next moves!
STHENO moves herself to the nearest housemate still in the game. STHENO is now looking at TRICERATOPS.
AMAR: There is three pairs left who have the chance to win the immunity badges, perhaps there could be a deal to be made if anyone wants to win them?
TRICERATOPS: I think that is the most sensible thing to do, if no one wants them though I definitely think we should remove one person from each pair to void the badges.
JIN: I would think of way to use it. Badge would suit Jin.
STEWART: S-So you want one of the badges Jin?
JIN: Yes! I would, Griffin you want one?
GRIFFIN: I don't want one, but if you do then I'd like to help make it happen.
JIN: Thank you.
JONAH: Hey Stewie, can I make a deal with you?
STEWART: Uhm, s-sure. W-what are you thinking about?
JONAH: I'm not sure I want anyone to win the badges. I'd like to win the HOH, if you can help get me to the last 2 then I'll make sure you are safe.
STEWART: I-I would like to be safe. I'll think about it.
JONAH: Get back to me when you decide.
EVEN: Housemates! The moves are in... let's see who Stheno is going to take out this round:
STHENO is currently looking at: TRICERATOPS
GRIFFIN- HOLD
JIN- LEFT
STEWART- RIGHT*
JONAH- HOLD
TRICERATOPS- LEFT
AMAR- HOLD
*STEWART used his HOH advantage from abstaining. He got to have a look at all the moves made this round and had the option to change his move. He decided NOT to change his move.
EVEN: Stheno has now moved and is facing Amar!
EVEN: Amar, unfortunately you have been eliminated and are no longer participating in this challenge.
AMAR: I'm not too bothered about it. Good luck guys and all the best for winning those immunity badges Griffin and Jin!
JIN: Thank you.
EVEN: Housemates! We're down to five players, it's time to discuss again and make your next moves!
STHENO moves herself to the nearest housemate still in the game. STHENO is now looking at GRIFFIN.
GRIFFIN: Are we all in agreement that me and Jin are going to be the last two players in the challenge?
TRICERATOPS: Yeah I think so, right guys?
JONAH: It depends, whoever wins, who are you going to nominate?
GRIFFIN: I don't want to reveal my nominations.
STEWART: I-It'll probably be me.
GRIFFIN: Stewie, you know why I did that. I've already talked to you about it.
STEWART: S-Sorry, I-I didn't mean anything by it. I-It's just that I'm used as a pawn for nominations, it's become my thing.
JONAH: If you don't tell me who you're going to nominate then I'm not sure I feel confident in you pushing you to the tie-breaker round.
STEWART: T-The only other option if it isn't Griffin and Jin would be if you and Trix were in the tie-breaker round.
JONAH: That must put you in a right dilemma.
JIN: If means anything, I won't nominate the people in the room.
STEWART: T-That is reassuring.
JONAH: Fine, do what you think is best.
EVEN: Housemates! The moves are in... let's see who Stheno is going to take out this round:
STHENO is currently looking at: GRIFFIN
STEWART- RIGHT
GRIFFIN- RIGHT
TRICERATOPS- RIGHT
JONAH- RIGHT
JIN- HOLD
EVEN: Looking at this, Stheno is now looking directly at Jonah!
EVEN: Jonah, unfortunately you have been eliminated and are no longer participating in this challenge.
JONAH: I'm disappointed you all got me out, but I wish you the best of luck!
EVEN: Housemates! We're down to four players, it's time to discuss again and make your next moves!
STHENO moves herself to the nearest housemate still in the game. STHENO is now looking at STEWART.
TRICERATOPS: It's getting a bit lonely in here now.
STEWART: Y-Yeah, there's so many stools left.
TRICERATOPS: So, now we're down to us four, either you or me go next Stewie? Do you want me to go first or do you?
STEWART: I-I would like to stay another round if that's okay? I-It'll be the furthest I've been in a challenge.
TRICERATOPS: Okay, that sounds good to me. Are we all on the same page with this?
JIN: I am on page with you.
GRIFFIN: Yeah, I'm down for that.
STEWART: Awesome! T-That means, we need two people to either turn right or left and the other two to stay put.
GRIFFIN: I will move right, Jin do you also want to move right?
JIN: Yes, I move right too!
GRIFFIN: Perfect, Trix and Stewie hold on your moves.
TRICERATOPS: Okay. Let's do this.
EVEN: Housemates! The moves are in... let's see who Stheno is going to take out this round:
STHENO is currently looking at: STEWART:
JIN- RIGHT
STEWART- LEFT
GRIFFIN- RIGHT
TRICERATOPS- RIGHT
EVEN: Following this, Stheno is now looking at Triceratops!
EVEN: Triceratops, unfortunately you have been eliminated and are no longer participating in the challenge.
TRICERATOPS: I expected this so I'm not sad. Good luck guys!
EVEN: Housemates! We're down to three players, it's time to discuss one last time and make your last moves!
STHENO moves herself to the nearest player in the challenge. STHENO is now looking at JIN.
GRIFFIN: Well, there's only one more round left and we will have ourselves some immunity badges Jin!
JIN: I'm happy, I can be safe for one week.
GRIFFIN: Now, all we need to do is plan our moves out. As we can see, Stheno is looking at Jin, so only one of us needs to move it over to Stewart.
STEWART: W-What if I go back on my word.
GRIFFIN: Excuse me?
STEWART: I-It might not be in my best interest to give you both the immunity badges.
GRIFFIN: Why go back now? You agreed earlier, you said you were fine with us having the badges.
JIN: Please Stewie, I want safety than anything!
STEWART: I-If I let you both have the badges then I want guarantee that I won't be nominated this week!
JIN: I swear it.
GRIFFIN: Yeah, that is fine with me. I won't nominate you.
STEWART: Okay, I-I will turn right and get Stheno to look at me leaving you both with the badges!
GRIFFIN: Perfect, in that case Jin and I will hold our moves. Let's lock our moves in.
EVEN: Housemates! The moves are in... let's see who Stheno is going to take for the last round:
STHENO is currently looking at: JIN
JIN- HOLD
GRIFFIN- HOLD
STEWART- LEFT
EVEN: The last person to be eliminated in this challenge is... Griffin! Stheno is looking at you.
EVEN: Griffin, unfortunately you have been eliminated and are no longer participating in this challenge!
GRIFFIN: Stewie... well played man. I hope you win this Jin!
JIN: Thank you.
EVEN: Housemates! We're down to two players! Unfortunately this pairings is not eligible to claim the immunity badges, therefore the badges have been voided. On a more positive note though, one of you two will soon become the new HOH and have the power to nominate two housemates.
EVEN: In order to do this, both of you will have to answer the tie-breaker question. The housemate who is closest to the answer to the question will become the new HOH! Are you both ready?
JIN: Yes, I'm ready!
STEWART: I-I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
EVEN: Good luck! The question is...
"As of the 7th January 2020 @ 20:45, how many collective views have the Season 5 episodes received on the blog?"
*The housemates input their answers.*
EVEN: Thank you for your answers. I have now looked at your submissions and compared them to the actual answer and can confirm that we have a new Head of Household!
*The tension builds as the housemates wait.*
EVEN: Without further or do, I can now reveal... the winner who is closest to the answer is...
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EVEN: Stewart!
STEWART: I-I won! I WON! T-This is so cool.
TIE-BREAKER SCORES:
Answer: 802
Stewart: 500
Jin: 135
EVEN: Congratulations Stewart! You are the HOH this week. With this new power you are immune from eviction this week and will have the power to nominate two nominees to put on the chopping block!
EVEN: Now we know who our new HOH is, it is time to return to the ceremony area and discover this week's nominees.
*The housemates leave to go to the ceremony area.*
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EVEN: Welcome back to the ceremony area housemates! First of all, I'd like to congratulate Stewart on his win!
STEWART: T-Thank you Even, it means a lot.
EVEN: Your HOH win gives you the chance to nominate two people for eviction this week. Your two nominees, along with yourself and three randomly selected housemates will compete in the POP challenge to earn the veto. I hope you have given this some thought because the time has come to nominate...
EVEN: Stewart, who are you going to nominate this week...
*Tense music starts.*
EVEN: I-I have made up my mind. I-I am going to nominate...
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STEWART: Janelle and Jonah! I-I'm so sorry but I had to, I-I will speak with you both individually with my reasons.
JANELLE: You two faced git.
JONAH: Good luck Janelle.
EVEN: I'm so sorry guys but Stewart has decided to nominate you for eviction. All is not lost though, both of you are automatically enrolled onto the POP challenge for a chance to save yourself from the block.
EVEN: With that news, it is time to conclude the nominations ceremony. I will see you all again at the POP challenge where one person will win the veto and have the chance to save one of the nominees from the block! Goodbye everybody!
ALL: Bye Even.
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STEWART: H-Hi Janelle! Please can you serve me up a drink?
JANELLE: I beg your pardon?
STEWART: P-Please could I have a drink?
JANELLE: Stop while you're ahead! I'm not entertaining your behaviour!
STEWART: I-I'm sorry about the nomination, please let me explain...
JANELLE: You want trouble, don't you! That's why you and the two-faced gang nominated me again to punish me. You know what though, I am going to put an end to it lovey! I don't put up with trouble makers.
STEWART: Jan...
JANELLE: I'm speaking! You're all a bunch of cowards, the lot of you!
STEWART: ... You know what... I've had enough of you!
JANELLE: Excuse me? Who on earth do you think you are speaking to?
STEWART: I'm talking to you! I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU, YOU OLD FUCKING BASTARD!!! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OVER IT, THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU!
JANELLE: Don't you even dare start with me, you little bitch!
STEWART: FUCK OFF, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS HOUSE! YOU HORRIBLE OLD BITCH, BORE OFF!!!
JANELLE: Here he is, here is the real Stewie! There's one thing you need to know dear, DO NOT FUCK WITH ME! I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL... AND THAT'S A PROMISE!
JANELLE: I've found the real Stewart lovey! Stewing more like! He's a manipulative, two-faced, evil little pixie and you know what I'm not having it! I will save myself from the chopping block dear and come back swinging, the little man won't know what has hit him when I come back fighting.
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JONAH: So, I missed out on the HOH... I could have won it as well if I didn't open my mouth. I have a chance to win the veto though so it's not all over just yet.
LINDI: Jonah! My love, you're doing well. Yes, you may have been nominated this time, but I believe in you to survive!
JONAH: Do you think so? You're not just saying that for the sake of it?
LINDI: Jonah, when have I ever lied to you?
JONAH: You haven't, you're always honest with me. In fact, maybe a little bit too honest at times.
LINDI: I can't help it, it's just how I am... you know that it comes from a place of love though!
JONAH: I know it does! You're right though, I can survive and get the opportunity to make the moves I need to make.
LINDI: There we go, that's the spirit! You got this.
JONAH: Thank you babe, I can always trust in you.
LINDI: That's what I'm here for!
*A producer speaks to Jonah through his microphone.*
PRODUCER: Jonah? Can you please come to the diary room.
JONAH: Yeah sure, what's up?
PRODUCER: We need to have a talk about... you.
JONAH: Um, okay. I'll come right now.
EVEN: On that note, it's time to conclude this episode! Following the events of the episode, will Janelle or Jonah be able to save themselves from the block? And if they can, who will be put up in their place? Thank you for reading and please come back next time for the fourth POP challenge! Goodnight everybody.
HOUSEMATES:
Amar Thanos (Turner)
Blair Lunanova (ninjakid150)
Griffin Bryant (WinteryGarnet)
Janelle Waiter (HayloHusky)
Jin Chang (kittymeow)
Jonah Goodwin (Alleenmens)
Lana Mahi'ai (SimTresa)
Stewart Murray (lillibattenberg)
Triceratops O'Dell (Tigerblu11)
10th: Brandon Cohen (YJB19299)
11th: Chef Bertha (M13Vulpecula)
12th: Charlotte Winterbourne (twiddle3)
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*AMAR starts to paint the canvas using very irregular and odd swishes.*
AMAR: Much better! I can see what I want to paint in my brain now.
TRICERATOPS: Oh my gee! What was that dream?! Bathing in a chocolate sundae sounded so much better than it actually was.
AMAR: Ah Trix, welcome back to this realm!
TRICERATOPS: I had the most craziest dream Amar, I had got stuck in this giant chocolate sundae and couldn't move any of my limbs. Very weird.
TRICERATOPS: Nooo, of course not... well, I didn't use to be. I may be slightly nervous about them now.
AMAR: I'm sure there'll be a hidden meaning somewhere in there. It's a shame I didn't bring my dream dictionary we could have had a look through.
AMAR: Hmm, very interesting.
TRICERATOPS: Has Lana come to talk to you yet? She has something big to tell you.
AMAR: Um, no, what does she want to tell me?
TRICERATOPS: Oh, it's nothing. I'm sure she'll get around to it soon.
*TRICERATOPS opens her eyes.*
TRICERATOPS: Ooh! I like it, it definitely tells the story of two star crossed lovers who have to overcome a lot of obstacles in their lives, but through therapy... and meditation... they find themselves and become one!
AMAR: You think so?
AMAR: Um, neither to be honest, but thank you for your analysis.
TRICERATOPS: My pleasure, I'm here to hire for any in depth constructive criticisms.
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*JONAH picks up a can of soda.*
JONAH: Nice! I'll be having you for myself! Thank you very much.
*JONAH closes the snack door behind him.*
JANELLE: Oh dear, look at the state of this sink dear.
JANELLE: Not to worry lovey, all it needs is a bit of elbow grease down the pipe and a bit of cleaning detergent.
JONAH: Okay, I've already tried that though.
JONAH: Probably didn't use enough but I didn't want to waste it all.
JANELLE: Production will always provide us with more I'm sure of it.
JONAH: They won't but you can ask.
*JANELLE pours the detergent into the sink.*
JANELLE: Oh lovey, it's making a gurgling noise. Must be a big blockage, I bet it's with all that cooking oil and gunk they use to cook the food. Unhealthy if you ask me dear- it was much better back in the day when you could just use a nice square of lard to make sure everything was cooked over correctly.
JONAH: Oh yeah? Have any plans on who you would nominate?
JANELLE: I don't have any reason to nominate anyone, I'd play but I wouldn't go for the win dear. How about you? Do you have plans to nominate anyone?
JONAH: I've had a think and I would like to nominate one or two people- no one from malice though, purely a strategic one.
JONAH: Don't you worry about me Janelle, I won't upset anyone I don't need to. I think the people I'm planning to nominate will understand my reasoning.
JANELLE: Bloody scum!
JONAH: Excuse me?!
JANELLE: Oh not you lovey, it's all rising to the surface now. I think all of that detergent might have done the trick.
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*STEWART takes of little bits of his costume.*
STEWART: And what in all fuckery is a white witch doing there? Why would a white witch team up with a goblin, a knight and a rogue. The sooner I can get the $350,000 and get the hell out of here the better.
JIN: The boy sounds different, not Stewie no?
STEWART: It'll be over soon, we're at week 4 already, there's not many weeks left until I can claim my prize and get the fuck out!
JIN: Not realise he speak this loud in private? New light on his character today.
STEWART: Jin?! I mean, J-Jin? It's S-Stewie.
JIN: My bad, I thought house was invaded for goblins.
STEWART: Hehe, n-no it's just me. H-have you had a think about that plan we talked about yesterday?
STEWART: I-I don't like the way we have both been treated in this house, w-we always seem to be nominated by those in power.
JIN: I agree, I nominated twice now and saved. Enough is now, I want power to make changes in the game.
JIN: I must say, before I say yes. Is there anything you want to talk about?
STEWART: I-I don't think so, do you have anything in mind?
JIN: Alliances work when people tell the truth. You tell me truth about everything right?
STEWART: Of course I would... and have done! I-I'm an open book Jin.
STEWART: Yes, to our success! M-May we win as many challenges as possible and get to the final.
*JIN and STEWART shake each other's hands.*
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LANA: She did? Did she mention what it was about?
AMAR: No, I'm intrigued though. Was it what you were going to tell me the other day but stopped yourself?
LANA: ...Yeah.
AMAR: Go on then, you have my full attention.
AMAR: Delicate? How so?
LANA: Well, it's something I haven't spoke to many people about before... I only really keep it for really special people.
AMAR: Oh... OH! I see. This is a surprise, a nice one but...
LANA: Please let me finish or I'll burst... I... Well, there's no easy way to say this...
AMAR: Just say it, you know you can talk to me about anything!
AMAR: You're a mermaid?!
LANA: Yeah. I know it's weird, but that's me, my real me.
AMAR: Where is your fishtail though?
LANA: I can walk on land, I just need to keep drinking water every so often to get the proper hydration I'm used to.
AMAR: That's why you keep drinking all the time! I knew you were hiding something.
AMAR: Honestly, it's even better! I'm glad you can be your genuine self to me. I find it very endearing and extremely fascinating.
LANA: You do?
AMAR: Yeah, I do. I have so many questions.
AMAR: Does anyone else know about this apart from me?
LANA: The producers and Trix are the only people who I have outright told about it, I don't think anyone else knows, at least not to my knowledge anyway.
AMAR: Would you tell the rest of the house about it?
AMAR: You don't have to if you don't want to... but if you do, you'll have mine and Trix's full support.
LANA: Thank you so much, you don't know how much this means to me!
AMAR: I'd do anything for you and Trix!
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BLAIR: I'm fine, I've got serious belly cramp after all that.
TRICERATOPS: That'll be the food not the bubbles, talk about being the new Augustus Gloop, you've cleared the fridges out- I MUST try to beat your record next time.
BLAIR: Tell me about it, it was a good idea but my clothes are getting tighter.
BLAIR: Thanks but I'm all good. I just need to get moving again. I used to do that a lot before coming into the house.
TRICERATOPS: Oh yeah! You're a photographer, what was the last project you were working on?
BLAIR: I had to do this shoot outside a huge cathedral at a seaside town...
BLAIR: It was, I had to do it at night and get some moonlight shots. The photos came out perfection but I thought for sure I'd be turned into a vampire or something. Luckily that didn't happen.
TRICERATOPS: Oh... my... I've never met a vampire! There was this one weird kid at my high school who used to dress as a vampire, he was pretty good at skateboarding.
TRICERATOPS: Hehehe, butt! Sorry, that was immature. Did you get bullied?
BLAIR: I wouldn't call it bullying, though getting called Bat-Girl all the time did get incredibly boring.
BLAIR: I used to have a cat once, we called him Tchaikovsky after the music composer. He was very bitey.
TRICERATOPS: Yeah, cats can do that a lot. Especially if you ignore them, NEVER IGNORE THEM OR YOU WILL BE EATEN ALIVE!
BLAIR: Oops, busted!
JANELLE: Don't ignore me dear, I know you can hear me.
BLAIR: Sorry, I've lost all knowledge of who I am and where I am.
EVEN: HELLO HOUSEMATES! THE TIME HAS COME TO START OUR FOURTH HOH CHALLENGE! CAN YOU ALL PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE CHALLENGE ARENA!
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ALL: Yeah.
AMAR & STEWART
JONAH & TRICERATOPS
BLAIR & LANA
GRIFFIN & JIN
EVEN: If both members of the pair are the last two standing, they will win the immunity badges and will be able to use them whenever they like in the competition as well as getting a chance to become the new HOH this week.
*STHENO begins to move to her starting position.*
EVEN: BEGIN!
GRIFFIN: Would it be worth it though? Does anyone really want to waste out on a HOH to get them?
BLAIR: I know I would.
GRIFFIN: Hmm... what do you all think?
STEWART: N-Not necessarily. I-If you get an easy pass to the top then you're going to get taken down quick at the first moment your rivals can.
JONAH: True!
ALL: ...
TRICERATOPS: Oh! No one. I didn't expect that to be honest.
BLAIR: Lana! Immunity badges! They don't come around all the time.
LANA: I know, I want to play the game without and extra benefits though. If I'm going to play the game I want to play it on my terms.
EVEN: Housemates! It's time to make your moves, please use the arrow stick that was given to you prior to the HOH challenge.
STHENO is currently looking at: BLAIR & LANA
GRIFFIN- LEFT
AMAR- HOLD
TRICERATOPS- RIGHT
LANA- RIGHT
JONAH- RIGHT
BLAIR- RIGHT
STEWART- RIGHT
JIN- HOLD
EVEN: Following this, Stheno is now looking at BLAIR & LANA again!
BLAIR: Nooooooooooooooooooo! I don't want that slop again.
STHENO moves herself to the nearest housemate still in the game. STHENO is now looking at TRICERATOPS.
TRICERATOPS: I think that is the most sensible thing to do, if no one wants them though I definitely think we should remove one person from each pair to void the badges.
STEWART: S-So you want one of the badges Jin?
JIN: Yes! I would, Griffin you want one?
GRIFFIN: I don't want one, but if you do then I'd like to help make it happen.
JIN: Thank you.
STEWART: Uhm, s-sure. W-what are you thinking about?
JONAH: I'm not sure I want anyone to win the badges. I'd like to win the HOH, if you can help get me to the last 2 then I'll make sure you are safe.
STEWART: I-I would like to be safe. I'll think about it.
JONAH: Get back to me when you decide.
EVEN: Housemates! The moves are in... let's see who Stheno is going to take out this round:
STHENO is currently looking at: TRICERATOPS
GRIFFIN- HOLD
JIN- LEFT
STEWART- RIGHT*
JONAH- HOLD
TRICERATOPS- LEFT
AMAR- HOLD
*STEWART used his HOH advantage from abstaining. He got to have a look at all the moves made this round and had the option to change his move. He decided NOT to change his move.
EVEN: Stheno has now moved and is facing Amar!
AMAR: I'm not too bothered about it. Good luck guys and all the best for winning those immunity badges Griffin and Jin!
JIN: Thank you.
STHENO moves herself to the nearest housemate still in the game. STHENO is now looking at GRIFFIN.
TRICERATOPS: Yeah I think so, right guys?
JONAH: It depends, whoever wins, who are you going to nominate?
GRIFFIN: I don't want to reveal my nominations.
STEWART: I-It'll probably be me.
STEWART: S-Sorry, I-I didn't mean anything by it. I-It's just that I'm used as a pawn for nominations, it's become my thing.
JONAH: If you don't tell me who you're going to nominate then I'm not sure I feel confident in you pushing you to the tie-breaker round.
JONAH: That must put you in a right dilemma.
JIN: If means anything, I won't nominate the people in the room.
STEWART: T-That is reassuring.
JONAH: Fine, do what you think is best.
EVEN: Housemates! The moves are in... let's see who Stheno is going to take out this round:
STHENO is currently looking at: GRIFFIN
STEWART- RIGHT
GRIFFIN- RIGHT
TRICERATOPS- RIGHT
JONAH- RIGHT
JIN- HOLD
EVEN: Looking at this, Stheno is now looking directly at Jonah!
JONAH: I'm disappointed you all got me out, but I wish you the best of luck!
STHENO moves herself to the nearest housemate still in the game. STHENO is now looking at STEWART.
STEWART: Y-Yeah, there's so many stools left.
TRICERATOPS: So, now we're down to us four, either you or me go next Stewie? Do you want me to go first or do you?
STEWART: I-I would like to stay another round if that's okay? I-It'll be the furthest I've been in a challenge.
JIN: I am on page with you.
GRIFFIN: Yeah, I'm down for that.
STEWART: Awesome! T-That means, we need two people to either turn right or left and the other two to stay put.
JIN: Yes, I move right too!
GRIFFIN: Perfect, Trix and Stewie hold on your moves.
TRICERATOPS: Okay. Let's do this.
EVEN: Housemates! The moves are in... let's see who Stheno is going to take out this round:
STHENO is currently looking at: STEWART:
JIN- RIGHT
STEWART- LEFT
GRIFFIN- RIGHT
TRICERATOPS- RIGHT
EVEN: Following this, Stheno is now looking at Triceratops!
TRICERATOPS: I expected this so I'm not sad. Good luck guys!
STHENO moves herself to the nearest player in the challenge. STHENO is now looking at JIN.
JIN: I'm happy, I can be safe for one week.
GRIFFIN: Now, all we need to do is plan our moves out. As we can see, Stheno is looking at Jin, so only one of us needs to move it over to Stewart.
GRIFFIN: Excuse me?
STEWART: I-It might not be in my best interest to give you both the immunity badges.
GRIFFIN: Why go back now? You agreed earlier, you said you were fine with us having the badges.
STEWART: I-If I let you both have the badges then I want guarantee that I won't be nominated this week!
JIN: I swear it.
GRIFFIN: Yeah, that is fine with me. I won't nominate you.
GRIFFIN: Perfect, in that case Jin and I will hold our moves. Let's lock our moves in.
EVEN: Housemates! The moves are in... let's see who Stheno is going to take for the last round:
STHENO is currently looking at: JIN
JIN- HOLD
GRIFFIN- HOLD
STEWART- LEFT
EVEN: The last person to be eliminated in this challenge is... Griffin! Stheno is looking at you.
GRIFFIN: Stewie... well played man. I hope you win this Jin!
JIN: Thank you.
JIN: Yes, I'm ready!
STEWART: I-I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
EVEN: Good luck! The question is...
"As of the 7th January 2020 @ 20:45, how many collective views have the Season 5 episodes received on the blog?"
*The housemates input their answers.*
EVEN: Thank you for your answers. I have now looked at your submissions and compared them to the actual answer and can confirm that we have a new Head of Household!
*The tension builds as the housemates wait.*
EVEN: Without further or do, I can now reveal... the winner who is closest to the answer is...
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STEWART: I-I won! I WON! T-This is so cool.
TIE-BREAKER SCORES:
Answer: 802
Stewart: 500
Jin: 135
EVEN: Congratulations Stewart! You are the HOH this week. With this new power you are immune from eviction this week and will have the power to nominate two nominees to put on the chopping block!
*The housemates leave to go to the ceremony area.*
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STEWART: T-Thank you Even, it means a lot.
*Tense music starts.*
EVEN: I-I have made up my mind. I-I am going to nominate...
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JANELLE: You two faced git.
JONAH: Good luck Janelle.
EVEN: I'm so sorry guys but Stewart has decided to nominate you for eviction. All is not lost though, both of you are automatically enrolled onto the POP challenge for a chance to save yourself from the block.
ALL: Bye Even.
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JANELLE: I beg your pardon?
STEWART: P-Please could I have a drink?
JANELLE: Stop while you're ahead! I'm not entertaining your behaviour!
STEWART: I-I'm sorry about the nomination, please let me explain...
STEWART: Jan...
JANELLE: I'm speaking! You're all a bunch of cowards, the lot of you!
JANELLE: Excuse me? Who on earth do you think you are speaking to?
STEWART: I'm talking to you! I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU, YOU OLD FUCKING BASTARD!!! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OVER IT, THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU!
JANELLE: Don't you even dare start with me, you little bitch!
JANELLE: Here he is, here is the real Stewie! There's one thing you need to know dear, DO NOT FUCK WITH ME! I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL... AND THAT'S A PROMISE!
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LINDI: Jonah! My love, you're doing well. Yes, you may have been nominated this time, but I believe in you to survive!
LINDI: Jonah, when have I ever lied to you?
JONAH: You haven't, you're always honest with me. In fact, maybe a little bit too honest at times.
LINDI: I can't help it, it's just how I am... you know that it comes from a place of love though!
LINDI: There we go, that's the spirit! You got this.
JONAH: Thank you babe, I can always trust in you.
LINDI: That's what I'm here for!
PRODUCER: Jonah? Can you please come to the diary room.
JONAH: Yeah sure, what's up?
PRODUCER: We need to have a talk about... you.
JONAH: Um, okay. I'll come right now.
EVEN: On that note, it's time to conclude this episode! Following the events of the episode, will Janelle or Jonah be able to save themselves from the block? And if they can, who will be put up in their place? Thank you for reading and please come back next time for the fourth POP challenge! Goodnight everybody.
HOUSEMATES:
Amar Thanos (Turner)
Blair Lunanova (ninjakid150)
Griffin Bryant (WinteryGarnet)
Janelle Waiter (HayloHusky)
Jin Chang (kittymeow)
Jonah Goodwin (Alleenmens)
Lana Mahi'ai (SimTresa)
Stewart Murray (lillibattenberg)
Triceratops O'Dell (Tigerblu11)
10th: Brandon Cohen (YJB19299)
11th: Chef Bertha (M13Vulpecula)
12th: Charlotte Winterbourne (twiddle3)
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