1.16: Bring on the POP

Before we begin I'd just like to say a late Merry Christmas and a Happy new year! And with that... we can return to the show...

Welcome to Abnormality! Season 1, where the Drama begins. 7 Contestants will enter the House and one of them will win the grand prize of $250,000 Simoleons and the title of 'King/Queen of the House'. So far on Abnormality, Bridgette won the last HOH before the final and decided to put up Cassandra and Lilian as nominations. They also became the Have-Nots for this week, this traumatised Cassandra... what will happen today though? Who will win the POP? Will the veto be used to save Cassandra or Lilian? We'll find out very soon on Abnormality!

Bridgette: I hope you don't take it personally guys... but I needed to put up two people for nomination.

Cassandra: I have no feelings towards your decision. I'm just happy this spray paint is fading a little bit... I look like one of those little blue men from the television... a smurf?
Lilian: Speak for yourself!

Lilian: I look like a fully matured sprout!
Bridgette: I'd hate to say this... but you do resemble a sprout!
Lilian: Excuse me...
Bridgette: Nothing... I didn't say anything...

Plum: Haha! I can't believe they fell for the spray paint, what a genius plan.
Cassandra (Voice Over): I'm going to get in the bath tommorow... It might run if we get in today.
Plum: Hang on a second...

Plum: I have got the most greatest prank ever! I need to...
Cassandra (Voice Over): Plum, I've made you a cup of tea darling.
Plum: Damnit! Look's like I'll have to delay it... I'll do it tonight while they're sleeping in the shed and HOH room. No one will suspect a thing... Mwahahahaha!
Cassandra (Voice Over): PLUM! You're tea is getting cold.
Plum: Ugh!












*THE NEXT MORNING*

Cassandra: Oh dear. Saint Veronica rid these cockroaches please!

Cassandra: Lilian. Did you hear that big load of banging last night? Lilian? LILIAN!
Lilian: Shh! I'm sleeping...
Cassandra: AHH! Another one touched me.

*Cassandra jumps out of the sleeping bags and leaves the Have-Not shed.*

Lilian: Cassandra... wait!

Lilian: Cassandra! Where are you?
Cassandra: I'm in here! There isn't anymore cockroaches is there?
Lilian: What are you wearing?

Cassandra: Do you think a woman like me would wear anything like this. I need to take desperate action against them creatures of destruction.
Lilian: I know it's a little bit bad but you have to relax and just try and forget about them.
Cassandra: How can you forget about them when they're climbing into your mouth when you sleep?
Lilian: Okay, you have a point.

Cassandra: Exactly young Lilian. Therefore I will not re-enter the shed.
Lilian: It's your choice.
Cassandra: Thank you.

Cassandra: I am feeling very relieved... thank you Lilian.
Lilian: No problem... are you going to get changed? I'm not sure you'd want to be in that all day?
Cassandra: I see... I'll be a moment...

Cassandra: I am back with my spiffy athletic suit on.
Lilian: Where's your blue dress?
Cassandra: It is in the washing machine. I thought I'd best wash it... it might have cockroaches in it and I do not want to take the risk.
Bridgette: That's fair enough... I see someone else is taking care of the fish, thanks Lilian.

Lilian: No problem Bridgette. If it weren't for you and me, these fellas would be dead.
Bridgette: Hell yeah.
Cassandra: I'm going for a bath.
Bridgette/Lilian: Okay.

*Cassandra enters the bathroom.*

Cassandra: Oh dear.

Bridgette/Lilian: What?

Cassandra: I do not believe this...
Bridgette: Someone's taken the bath!

Lilian: How are we going to get this paint off now then?
Cassandra: Oh no, we're going to permanently be this way.
Bridgette: Calm down Cassandra. There must be some way of getting a new bath right? RIGHT?

Cassandra (Voice Over): MY FACE! MY HAIR... EVERYTHING IS BECOMING A MESS!
Plum: Haha... I think my mission is complete...
Ziggy (Voice Over): Contestants, the POP competition is about to begin... please make your way to the garden.

Cassandra: Before the POP competition, me, Bridgette, and Lillian were about to take a shower/bath to remove the spray paint off our bodies. However, Plum really wanted to us to keep the spray paint on our bodies so she hijacked the shower/bath so that it is unusable. Now, for the rest of the competition, I will be stinky as a Survivor player.

Ziggy: Good afternoon contestants! Welcome to the POP competition. In today's competition, it will be as easy as picking boxes... literally.

Ziggy: All four of you are participating. You will have the choice between 4 boxes. Once you pick a box, that box will be yours... but there's a catch, to win this competition, you must have the box with the following item in...

Ziggy: Count Tedula!
Bridgette: Aww, he's kinda cute!
Count Tedula: Cute? I'll show you cute.
Lilian: Oh no... it's another Daisy the Cow moment... how is Daisy?
Ziggy: She's doing fine, she's fixed now. Anyway... let's place him into one of the boxes... put your blindfolds on guys... right, he has been put in one of the boxes... now you can choose your box.

Cassandra: I'll go first I guess... I'll choose that box...

Lilian: I got mine.
Plum: Same here.
Bridgette: This box is quite heavy isn't it?
Ziggy: It is slightly heavy...

Lilian: Has it got a padlock on?
Cassandra: No dear. Just turn the key.
Lilian: Oh... I see.

*Plum farts.*

Lilian: Oh no, not this again.
Cassandra: I am disgusted... decorum!

Plum: Whatever, decorum my a*se... it's human nature.
Cassandra: I know it's nature... but do that on the toilet.
Bridgette: Ugh! I can smell it.
Plum: Hehe.

Cassandra: That is disrespectful... on other hands, I've opened the box.

Ziggy: Okay girls... time to reveal what you have... we have a winner! Let's see who has won the POP competition... the winner is...

Ziggy: Bridgette!
Bridgette: Woo!
Count Tedula: Woo!
Lilian: I think Count Tedula like's what he see's.
Bridgette: Eww...
Ziggy: Since you have won the POP competition Bridgette, will you use the veto on anyone?
Bridgette: I will not use the veto on anyone... I'm sorry guys.
Lilian: It's fine.
Cassandra: Aslong as I don't have to sleep with cockroaches it's fine.
Count Tedula: I'd like to sleep with cockroaches... alongside Ms. Classical over there.
Cassandra: Is that robot teddy 'making a move' on me? How rude.

Plum: There's a change in the game. Bridgette's got a plan up her sleeve and we need to make sure things go to plan.
Cassandra: Excuse me?
Plum: You heard me... it's time to play dirty... we will be going through to the final! I'll make sure of it.
Cassandra: Ooo, Plum. That is good motivation talk.
Ziggy: Lilian, as you we're nominated for the PP competition...
Lilian: I'm not doing it... I'm sorry Ziggy, but I think it's right if I just take it easier this week. I want it to be calm.
Ziggy: Fine then... I'll have it.

Ziggy: And with that concludes this episode of Abnormality! The final is just one week away, and one person must go before then. Will it be Cassandra or Lilian? Will sparks fly before the final? Will the fish survive until the last day? And will anyone find the shower/bath that Plum stole? Probably not... I saw it in the consignment store earlier... until next time... on Abnormality!