1.17: Going, Going, Going, Gone!

Welcome to Abnormality! Season 1, where the Drama begins. 7 Contestants will enter the House and one of them will win the grand prize of $250,000 Simoleons and the title of 'King/Queen of the House'. So far on Abnormality, Bridgette won the POP and decided to keep Cassandra and Lilian as nominee's for the week. With the week ending though, who will be the next housemate to be going home. Luckily one of them will be going home with their natural skin colour. Anyway we'll find out right now, on Abnormality!

Bridgette: My luck couldn't get better as of now. I won HOH... and then POP! I mean after leaving in the first week.. I only thought my luck would get worse... But I came back... and now I am on a winning streak! Bridge is going to the end BABY!... No one is gonna stop me!
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Bridgette: What in the...

Bridgette: What's all the banging about? Wait...

Bridgette: Are you raiding our fridge? GET OUT IMMEDIATELY!!! Who are you anyway? Is it you Armada? Locket? Beth? Who are you! Get out of the fridge.

Siddhartha: Oh, hi there. I was just getting something to eat. You are?
Bridgette: I'm Bridgette, one of the contestants... and you are?
Siddhartha: I'm Siddhartha Bower! The mixologist.
Bridgette: Oh, I think Beth talked about you when she won the Pamper package. So, you are the guy she was talking about.
Siddhartha: Yep, come... sit down, get something to eat aswell... We can have a little chat while I'm here.

Siddhartha: Mmm... this steak is delicious.
Bridgette: I know right. So yummy. So, are you still seeing Beth?
Siddhartha: No. We decided to keep being friends though. We we're making each other miserable.
Bridgette: Aww... that's really sad. You and her really suited.

Siddhartha: I know... thing is... she said she would keep in contact... She never did. I haven't seen or talked to her since.
Bridgette: Really, that's not like Beth?
Siddhartha: I know... but I have my eye on someone else now... someone more... like you!

*Bridgette takes a big mouth full of steak*

Bridgette: Oh... I see. That's interesting.

Siddhartha: Who am I kidding? I can't date you... it'd be wrong.
Bridgette: You are quite cute.

Siddhartha: Thanks.
Bridgette: That's a nice necklace you have. Where'd you get it from?
Siddhartha: Beth gave it to me when she left. I guess there's no sentimental meaning to it now though.

Bridgette: Of course it does.
Siddhartha: It doesn't. Ever since she's left I've felt even worse about myself. I can't mix the drinks the same. I need some loving, and I ain't getting it from anyone.
Bridgette: I know how you feel.
Siddhartha: You do? I guess we're going to be forever alone! Haha.

*Bridgette chokes on a carrot*

Bridgette: Ouch! I've tried speed dating before... that was no good.
Siddhartha: And internet dating is for lonely married men and women who want a 'buddy' on the side.
Bridgette: You're really funny Siddhartha... Beth must be crazy to have let you go.

Siddhartha: Well there's no changing what has happened.
Bridgette: You're right.
Siddhartha: Have you finished?
Bridgette: Yeah.
Siddhartha: I'll take your plate...
Bridgette: No! I'll take yours...

Siddhartha: Okay then...
Bridgette: Hehe.
Siddhartha: So...
Bridgette: It's been great talking to you, but you really need to go... you might get fired for sabotaging the show.
Siddhartha: I haven't sabotaged the show... I've made it more interesting...

Bridgette: Oh... I see... what are you doing?
Siddhartha: Something I should've done before we had lunch.

Bridgette: Sidd! What are you doing?
Siddhartha: You'll see...
Bridgette: Hehe, I have to warn you I haven't...

*Bridgette and Siddhartha kiss*

Bridgette: Mmm...
Siddhartha: Uh huh.
Bridgette: Mmmmmm...

Bridgette: You're a great kisser!
Siddhartha: Thanks, you're not too bad yourself.
Bridgette: Haha, you're not a romantic guy are you?
Siddhartha: I try...
Bridgette: Haha. Aww, you're such a hottie!

Ziggy: What is that constant laughing? Oh sh*t it's time for the Eviction ceremony isn't it... I'm coming guys.

Ziggy: Where is everyone? They should be in the living room... Siddhartha... I... woah! What's happening here?
Siddhartha: We we're just talking.
Bridgette: Yeah, talking...
Ziggy: About what?
Bridgette: Erm...
Siddhartha: Tree's...
Bridgette: And Microwave meals?
Ziggy: Yeah yeah guys. By the looks of things you're in love.
Siddhartha: We are...
Bridgette: Seriously though... there's no more food in the fridge! We're empty.
Cassandra (Voice Over): Did someone just say the food is empty? ALL THE FOOD HAS GONE?
Bridgette: Oh dear.

Cassandra: Rawwwrrrrrrrrrr! This is Cassandra here and Cassandra has officially gone insane. Rawwwwrrrrrrrr! Some contestants are complaining that all of our food in fridge is gone thanks to somebody who snuck into the house and eat all of it. Cassandra does not need food in the fridge. Cassandra can survive off of eating bugs, rodents, or whatever animals Cassandra can find. Rawwwwrrrrrrr!

Cassandra: I can't take this any longer... I need to make sure I ONLY keep my neccesities and sell of my expensive items to get some money to escape this bomb shell. Maybe Keith from the Outhouse Shack can help me raise enough money to get on the next airplane out of this jungle! AHH! I can hear the Snow Leopard pursuing me... I need to get into my camoflague outfit.

Lilian: Cassandra... we're just going to go play some... gosh woman! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOURSELF?

Cassandra: Stay clear Snow Leopard! I will not allow you to take my flesh to feed your cubs!
Lilian: What are you talking about? You do know you've still got your earings in.
Cassandra: Yes I do.
Lilian: Why don't you take them out? You might break them.
Cassandra: Ah! A Scavenging Snow Leopard. BEGONE! I will kill you if you get closer beast.
Lilian: Now that's just rude.
Cassandra: Rawwwrrrr!

(Plum's Diary Entry has been adapted to fit the purpose of a live sequence.)

Plum: Hmm... Oh great... a song's coming. It really get's me in the Musical mood.
Lilian: It does?
Plum: Yeah, I think we should put one on... Abnormality: The Musical!
Lilian: Sounds good.
Plum: Meet me in the garden in about... 30 minutes... I'll get the set ready.

Plum: Da-dah! Here it is guys. The set of Abnormality: The Musical.
All: Brilliant!

Plum: Right, I still need some stuff to be done...
All: Okay.
Plum: Bridgette! You are on make-up.
Bridgette: Okay.
Siddhartha: I'll help.
Plum: Cassandra... you are on wardrobe.
Cassandra: Are you a snow leopard too?
Plum: No.
Cassandra: Okay then.
Plum: And Ziggy... you will be my love interest... so learn these lines.
Ziggy: Erm... okay.
Lilian: What about me?
Plum: You can... sit there and look nice.

Lilian: RUDE!
Plum: Yes. But honest.
Lilian: Why can't I help Cassandra with wardrobe?

Cassandra: Argh! The snow leopard is back! HELP ME!
Lilian: I'm not a f*cking snow leopard. Shut up.
Cassandra: How rude. I will slay you and eat your cubs.
Lilian: What?
Cassandra: We all need to survive somehow.

Plum: Just shut up!
Cassandra: I'm sorry... you're costume is complete Ms. Plum.
Plum: It's Ms. Love to you... let me go try it on...

Plum: What d'ya think?
Siddhartha: Pretty darn hot...
Bridgette: Ahem!
Siddhartha: Hehe, sorry.
Ziggy: Absolutely fabulous!

Plum: Thank you darling.
Cassandra: Ooo... such a sweet outfit.
Plum: Let's begin... "I need a man who can give me love and attention... maybe a nice pink hot man... called Ziggy?"
Ziggy: Is it my bit?
Plum: Yes, get up.

Plum: "I hug the man I long to be with all my life... and my afterlife..." It's your bit.
Ziggy: Oh... sorry...

*Ziggy reads the script behind Plum's back*

Ziggy: "I love you too... we should... bang?
Plum: "Ooo... Baby!"

Lilian: This just got a little awkward.
Bridgette: A little? It got a lot awkward.
Ziggy: Okay, we'll save that for later... we need to start the eviction ceremony so guys... I'll see you in a bit... please go to the living room.

Ziggy (Voice Over): Contestants! Welcome to the eviction ceremony...

Ziggy (Voice Over): Cassandra or Lilian will be the next housemate to leave the Abnormality house. In the case of a tie, the HOH; Bridgette will choose who will go home. However, since there is only one person voting this week. Bridgette's decision will not be needed... So, Plum, as the only housemate voting... please make your way to the diary room and choose your nomination.
Plum: Woo!
Cassandra: Please be quick. I have a feeling the Snow Leopard will pounce on me when I least expect it.
Lilian: Huh.

Plum: I vote to evict ________.

Ziggy (Voice Over): Okay... we have the results... the person who will be leaving the house this week... will be...

Ziggy (Voice Over): Lilian!
Lilian: Oh well. It's been great guys.
Cassandra: Yes, the Snow Leopard is being extradited!
Lilian: Cassandra... I hope you get better soon.
Ziggy (Voice Over): Lilian, please make your way to the outside... the interview is about to begin. You have 10 seconds to say your goodbyes and farewells.

Lilian: Well, I guess I'll see you all later then. Outside world, here I come.

Ziggy: Here we are world! The fourth contestant to leave the Abnormality House! Our very own, Lilian!
Lilian: Thank you Ziggy.
Ziggy: So, let's start...

Ziggy: So, Lilian... How has your time been in the house?Lilian: It's been great! Sure there have been ups and downs but it is a game after all. I had a blast. Good luck to the remaining houseguests!

Ziggy: Will you be keeping contact with anyone in the house?Lilian: Uh, probably Locket and maybe Beth. I'm not sure about the others. I guess it depends if they want to stay in contact as well. We'll see.

Ziggy: If you had to redo your experience all over again, what would you do?
Lilian: I would make more alliances, because in the end that was my downfall.

Ziggy: Will we see you on any other reality shows in the future?Lilian: Most definitely! I love it.

Ziggy: Brilliant! Well, I guess it's time to show you some goodbye-tapes.

GOODBYE-TAPES:

Plum: You managed to avoid this how many times!? Well played, Southern Belle, well played... But the treasure is mine! Keep yer dirty mitts off me booty, ye scurvy dog! Avast the mizzen-mast! Look alive, scallywags!!! Good new year, all, have a happy birthday!

Bridgette: Lilian. You were a great friend in this game... one of the few I had. I hope to see you soon. Bye *blows kisses* see ya hon.

Lilian: Aww, that was awesome.

Ziggy: I'm glad you have enjoyed it Lilian. We have one more question for you.

Ziggy: Who do you want to win Abnormality now?
Lilian: Uh, that's a tough one. But even though we had our differences, I'm gonna have to say Plum. I believe she has played the best game.

Ziggy: Thank you Lilian.

Ziggy: I would also like to say thank you to Kaliko103 for submitting Lilian on Abnormality! Good luck for the future, and hopefully you might return with a new character- next season.

Ziggy: So, Lilian came in fourth place. But with the final week approaching us. Who will be crowned Queen of the House and win the all important money prize? Will it be Bridgette Newman? Will it be Cassandra Classical? Will it be Plum Love? One thing for sure is that... one person will definitely won't make the final, when the dreaded POP competition comes up. So, until next time... this is Abnormality!

1.16: Bring on the POP

Before we begin I'd just like to say a late Merry Christmas and a Happy new year! And with that... we can return to the show...

Welcome to Abnormality! Season 1, where the Drama begins. 7 Contestants will enter the House and one of them will win the grand prize of $250,000 Simoleons and the title of 'King/Queen of the House'. So far on Abnormality, Bridgette won the last HOH before the final and decided to put up Cassandra and Lilian as nominations. They also became the Have-Nots for this week, this traumatised Cassandra... what will happen today though? Who will win the POP? Will the veto be used to save Cassandra or Lilian? We'll find out very soon on Abnormality!

Bridgette: I hope you don't take it personally guys... but I needed to put up two people for nomination.

Cassandra: I have no feelings towards your decision. I'm just happy this spray paint is fading a little bit... I look like one of those little blue men from the television... a smurf?
Lilian: Speak for yourself!

Lilian: I look like a fully matured sprout!
Bridgette: I'd hate to say this... but you do resemble a sprout!
Lilian: Excuse me...
Bridgette: Nothing... I didn't say anything...

Plum: Haha! I can't believe they fell for the spray paint, what a genius plan.
Cassandra (Voice Over): I'm going to get in the bath tommorow... It might run if we get in today.
Plum: Hang on a second...

Plum: I have got the most greatest prank ever! I need to...
Cassandra (Voice Over): Plum, I've made you a cup of tea darling.
Plum: Damnit! Look's like I'll have to delay it... I'll do it tonight while they're sleeping in the shed and HOH room. No one will suspect a thing... Mwahahahaha!
Cassandra (Voice Over): PLUM! You're tea is getting cold.
Plum: Ugh!












*THE NEXT MORNING*

Cassandra: Oh dear. Saint Veronica rid these cockroaches please!

Cassandra: Lilian. Did you hear that big load of banging last night? Lilian? LILIAN!
Lilian: Shh! I'm sleeping...
Cassandra: AHH! Another one touched me.

*Cassandra jumps out of the sleeping bags and leaves the Have-Not shed.*

Lilian: Cassandra... wait!

Lilian: Cassandra! Where are you?
Cassandra: I'm in here! There isn't anymore cockroaches is there?
Lilian: What are you wearing?

Cassandra: Do you think a woman like me would wear anything like this. I need to take desperate action against them creatures of destruction.
Lilian: I know it's a little bit bad but you have to relax and just try and forget about them.
Cassandra: How can you forget about them when they're climbing into your mouth when you sleep?
Lilian: Okay, you have a point.

Cassandra: Exactly young Lilian. Therefore I will not re-enter the shed.
Lilian: It's your choice.
Cassandra: Thank you.

Cassandra: I am feeling very relieved... thank you Lilian.
Lilian: No problem... are you going to get changed? I'm not sure you'd want to be in that all day?
Cassandra: I see... I'll be a moment...

Cassandra: I am back with my spiffy athletic suit on.
Lilian: Where's your blue dress?
Cassandra: It is in the washing machine. I thought I'd best wash it... it might have cockroaches in it and I do not want to take the risk.
Bridgette: That's fair enough... I see someone else is taking care of the fish, thanks Lilian.

Lilian: No problem Bridgette. If it weren't for you and me, these fellas would be dead.
Bridgette: Hell yeah.
Cassandra: I'm going for a bath.
Bridgette/Lilian: Okay.

*Cassandra enters the bathroom.*

Cassandra: Oh dear.

Bridgette/Lilian: What?

Cassandra: I do not believe this...
Bridgette: Someone's taken the bath!

Lilian: How are we going to get this paint off now then?
Cassandra: Oh no, we're going to permanently be this way.
Bridgette: Calm down Cassandra. There must be some way of getting a new bath right? RIGHT?

Cassandra (Voice Over): MY FACE! MY HAIR... EVERYTHING IS BECOMING A MESS!
Plum: Haha... I think my mission is complete...
Ziggy (Voice Over): Contestants, the POP competition is about to begin... please make your way to the garden.

Cassandra: Before the POP competition, me, Bridgette, and Lillian were about to take a shower/bath to remove the spray paint off our bodies. However, Plum really wanted to us to keep the spray paint on our bodies so she hijacked the shower/bath so that it is unusable. Now, for the rest of the competition, I will be stinky as a Survivor player.

Ziggy: Good afternoon contestants! Welcome to the POP competition. In today's competition, it will be as easy as picking boxes... literally.

Ziggy: All four of you are participating. You will have the choice between 4 boxes. Once you pick a box, that box will be yours... but there's a catch, to win this competition, you must have the box with the following item in...

Ziggy: Count Tedula!
Bridgette: Aww, he's kinda cute!
Count Tedula: Cute? I'll show you cute.
Lilian: Oh no... it's another Daisy the Cow moment... how is Daisy?
Ziggy: She's doing fine, she's fixed now. Anyway... let's place him into one of the boxes... put your blindfolds on guys... right, he has been put in one of the boxes... now you can choose your box.

Cassandra: I'll go first I guess... I'll choose that box...

Lilian: I got mine.
Plum: Same here.
Bridgette: This box is quite heavy isn't it?
Ziggy: It is slightly heavy...

Lilian: Has it got a padlock on?
Cassandra: No dear. Just turn the key.
Lilian: Oh... I see.

*Plum farts.*

Lilian: Oh no, not this again.
Cassandra: I am disgusted... decorum!

Plum: Whatever, decorum my a*se... it's human nature.
Cassandra: I know it's nature... but do that on the toilet.
Bridgette: Ugh! I can smell it.
Plum: Hehe.

Cassandra: That is disrespectful... on other hands, I've opened the box.

Ziggy: Okay girls... time to reveal what you have... we have a winner! Let's see who has won the POP competition... the winner is...

Ziggy: Bridgette!
Bridgette: Woo!
Count Tedula: Woo!
Lilian: I think Count Tedula like's what he see's.
Bridgette: Eww...
Ziggy: Since you have won the POP competition Bridgette, will you use the veto on anyone?
Bridgette: I will not use the veto on anyone... I'm sorry guys.
Lilian: It's fine.
Cassandra: Aslong as I don't have to sleep with cockroaches it's fine.
Count Tedula: I'd like to sleep with cockroaches... alongside Ms. Classical over there.
Cassandra: Is that robot teddy 'making a move' on me? How rude.

Plum: There's a change in the game. Bridgette's got a plan up her sleeve and we need to make sure things go to plan.
Cassandra: Excuse me?
Plum: You heard me... it's time to play dirty... we will be going through to the final! I'll make sure of it.
Cassandra: Ooo, Plum. That is good motivation talk.
Ziggy: Lilian, as you we're nominated for the PP competition...
Lilian: I'm not doing it... I'm sorry Ziggy, but I think it's right if I just take it easier this week. I want it to be calm.
Ziggy: Fine then... I'll have it.

Ziggy: And with that concludes this episode of Abnormality! The final is just one week away, and one person must go before then. Will it be Cassandra or Lilian? Will sparks fly before the final? Will the fish survive until the last day? And will anyone find the shower/bath that Plum stole? Probably not... I saw it in the consignment store earlier... until next time... on Abnormality!