EVEN: Welcome to Abnormality- Season 6! We are back with an all new season with 12 fresh faced housemates willing to fight it out to win the grand prize! Over the next 9 weeks, our housemates will compete in many challenges in order to come out on top as the winner of Season 6! The winner will receive a total of $500,000 as well as a place in our hall of fame. Previously on Abnormality, Leah was successful and won the HOH challenge. Using her power to nominate, Leah decided to nominate Antwan and Jacob to go up on the chopping block alongside Natalie/Sandy. Following these nominations, will Antwan, Jacob or Natalie/Sandy be able to save themselves from the block? If so, who will be put up in their place? It's all on this episode of... Abnormality!
ANTWAN: Helloooooooooo!
CHRISTMAS: Morning Antwan! Looks like you are all ready to go hula dancing, you just need to get your grass skirt on now.
ANTWAN: Haha why thank you. I bought these from a joke shop years ago, god knows how they ended up in my suitcase but they did. Thought I'd bring them out for a showing while I've got them!
CHRISTMAS: Haha love it.
ANTWAN: So what kinda drinks are you serving up us fine folk today miss?
CHRISTMAS: Oh this drink is a special one for the wicked Dr. Evil. It's an acquired taste.
ANTWAN: Awesome, is this a prank you're going to do on him? That's cool. I thought you'd have done two though.
CHRISTMAS: Two drinks? I only need the one, no?
ANTWAN: One for Evil and one for Kisha!
CHRISTMAS: Kisha? She isn't part of the prank war... is she?
ANTWAN: Are you sure? I overheard her talking about it with Leah. She seemed quite happy with the last prank with the carrots.
CHRISTMAS: Well I never... it looks like he has enlisted the help of a minion to do his bidding. How... evil!
ANTWAN: I think you better get a second glass ready for her.
CHRISTMAS: I'm on it buddy.
CHRISTMAS: When I woke up this morning, I felt really strange, it's almost like all I could think about last night was... carrots? All night I was dreaming of them, a strange fever dream about bright orange crunchy carrots and carrot juice... then it was carrot cake! Then steamed carrots, baby carrots, sliced carrots, carrot sticks, carrot ice cream! Eww... yuck! Why is this happening to me? I've felt this way ever since... I looked at that weird helmet thingy... EVIL!!! What have you done to me?! I've got carrots on the brain! Or maybe a carrot for a brain?! I need to clear my mind... I know, I'll make some of Papa Burghley's famous ol' fashioned eggnog, that'll take my mind off of carrots, in fact, that gives me an idea for how I can get back at the good doctor for his latest scheme, Mwuheheheheh! Actually no, I should stop with the laugh, it's making me sound like Evil and the last thing I want is to start dreaming of him, double eww!
CHRISTMAS: In fact... I've just had a fabulous idea!
ANTWAN: Ooh, those can be some of the best ideas one can have.
CHRISTMAS: Since Evil has drafted Kisha onto his team, how would you like to give me a hand and win this prank war for good.
ANTWAN: Oh really? That would be so damn fun, count me in!
CHRISTMAS: It's going to be so much fun!
ANTWAN: So... since I am helping now, what exactly are you going to do with the drinks?
CHRISTMAS: Quite simple, I've spiked them with some old eggnog and soured the drink up. Once I've finished, I'm going to put them in the fridge in the kitchen with a few other drinks to make them look like they should be there.
ANTWAN: What if they don't take them though?
CHRISTMAS: That's why I've put these lovely bits of fruit on the side, tart them up all nice and luscious. If it doesn't attract them to take the drink then I don't know what will.
ANTWAN: Nice, who doesn't like a good fancy drink right? I'll go and sneak them into the fridge.
CHRISTMAS: Great, I'll clean up here. Make sure they don't see you.
ANTWAN: Don't you worry, I'm going to go full spy mode on this one. No one will see me coming from a mile off!
*ANTWAN takes the drinks.*
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NATALIE: Thanks for taking a few minutes out of your day, it really does mean a lot that you can listen to how I'm feeling.
LEAH: No worries Natalie, we all need someone to hear us out every once in a while.
KISHA: Exactly! You'd do the same for us, we're all friends and it's best we stick together.
NATALIE: It's just ever since the whole Darby thing, I've felt so shitty... it's just triggered a load of bad stuff that happened to me.
KISHA: Oh no, was it bullying? I used to get bullied at school too.
NATALIE: Yeah, bullies.
LEAH: I hate bullies. They are just awful, my kids had to deal with it too.
NATALIE: I had it terribly. Ever since I can remember I was bullied for any and every reason. The one that struck me the most was being too 'tomboyish'. Some of the kids made me feel like I wasn't good enough. That I was ugly, that I acted way too boyish. I hated it.
KISHA: Did you have anyone to talk to at the time about the bullying?
NATALIE: I did. My uncle, he always had my back through thick and thin.
NATALIE: I think by now y'all already realized that I'm not really feeling that cute recently with all that drama. I used to be quite annoyed, but now... I dunno. I'm not even that bothered that Milton called me the Scum of the Earth, I've heard far worse insults in my life. But... the whole Darby debacle has put me in kind of a dark place. I am aware that she was being hella shady, but it reminded me of a time where I felt like... people made me feel like I'm not worthy of anything good. That whole speech she made reminded me of those preppy rich girls who would make high school a living hell for me. So because of all that, I felt the worst I have felt in quite a while this morning, and since I'm usually a very spunky personality who tries to make everybody laugh, my roommates noticed that. Normally I don't really talk about my past a lot for two reasons. Number 1: I have a reputation as this strong character who doesn't let others tell her what she has to do. Number 2: There are therapists for a reason. However, being away from my support system which are my family, friends and said therapist has been kinda brutal for me. So I've decided that before I let my inner demons feast on me once again, that I will open up to the others, also in hopes that you producers actually catch on and I could possibly inspire people outside who might have been in a similar situation in life.
KISHA: That's awesome, he sounds like a lovely man.
NATALIE: He was the only one who supported me... unfortunately he's not here today.
KISHA: Oh, is he on holiday?
NATALIE: No... he, uhh... died. Well... no, he was taken from me... murder.
LEAH: That is terrible. I'm so sorry to hear that Natalie.
NATALIE: It's okay... well, it's not. Fuck the man who did it... but thank you for showing me support.
LEAH: What happened after his passing... if you don't mind me asking?
NATALIE: No, it's okay. I didn't do well... I fell into a deep dark place. Depression is a bitch but it was the start of something new... my friends had decided they wanted to go to a drag show a few months later. I was at the point of no return at this point and wanted to end it all, but I promised I would go with my friend... it'd be my last gift to her... so we went.
LEAH: Okie dokie.
NATALIE: And that was the pivotal moment that things became clear in my life. I met the fabulous Emi Ava Ward!
LEAH: Isn't she the drag queen that got you into it Natalie?
NATALIE: Correct Leah. She was amazing! I've never seen someone perform like that in my life. Once she had finished her show, I had a word with her backstage. I told her about my past and she told me about hers. By the end of the night she took me under her wing as her prodigy and the rest has been history. I owe my life to her.
LEAH: That is a fantastic story, I'm so pleased you were able to find happiness again.
NATALIE: It is and I am so happy that I am in a good place now... it's just a shame my uncle can't be here to experience it with me.
KISHA: Yeah, that does suck... but he'll be watching you now from above. I'm sure he would be so proud of what you've achieved.
NATALIE: I think he will. Thank you ladies.
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JACOB: This bleach is utter rubbish.
MILTON: I thought I could hear a rat in here, look's like I've found him.
JACOB: Ugh, the sooner I get this done the better.
MILTON: Ahem, you've missed a spot peasant.
JACOB: Oh god... my day just keeps getting better it seems. NOT!
MILTON: It must be rather lonely being you at the moment, you're not one of the most popular people in this establishment.
JACOB: Says you, you've got cheek to say that.
MILTON: I am popular, it's just some of these housemates are dullards. They aren't stimulated by the wealth and integrity of the Wong dynasty.
JACOB: What do you want? I've got stuff to do and I'm already bored of your crap.
MILTON: I wanted to give you a little tip off.
JACOB: I'm not interested.
MILTON: I'm sure you will be, it includes your little mouse friend with the red hair.
JACOB: Fi? What have you heard?
MILTON: I've had a talk with her, she seems dead set on getting rid of you this week. It's quite a delight to see your friendship crumble.
JACOB: You're saying Fi wants me out? I don't believe you.
MILTON: Oh yeah, it's true alright. She was adamant that you would repay for your betrayal.
JACOB: Funnily enough she said differently when we talked. Our friendship is even stronger now that we talked through all our problems with what happened.
MILTON: You're a simpleton, do you ever think that she might be lying to your face?
JACOB: Not a chance. She's a terrible liar. She pulls this really awkward look when she tries to lie.
MILTON: I haven't noticed, how odd.
JACOB: You can go now, I've got cleaning to do.
MILTON: Don't say I didn't warn you. I told you that you shouldn't have turned against me, now you're public enemy number one. I hope you're happy with the bed you made, now sleep in it.
JACOB: You're not gonna rile me up Milton. I'm passed being mad with you. I'm just disappointed that you can't be a good person.
MILTON: I am a good person, I'm the best person in this house...
JACOB: And yet again, the delusion is strong with this one.
MILTON: Better get your bags ready sir, I'm sure Fi will give you a helping hand.
JACOB: Cool... now go.
MILTON: As I said previously I am going to mix the rumours around this house and what better way to do it than to stir up some of my lies with Caleb... is that his name? I couldn't care less to be honest. He is a hot-headed brute who is easy to rile up. Purely for that, I find my own entertainment in seeing him bubble up. Many people would call that evil, but what do they know... they are just stupid morons with 10 braincells between the whole herd.
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*DR. EVIL checks the fridge.*
DR. EVIL: I have quite the thirst today, would you like a drink too Kisha?
KISHA: Yes please... wait, you aren't going to spike them again like you did with Antwan and Fiorella are you?
DR. EVIL: Of course not... I've grown as a person since then... plus the producers have warned me against doing so again.
*DR. EVIL picks up some fruity drinks in the fridge.*
KISHA: Phew, in that case I'd love one. I'll have the one with the funkiest fruit on them.
DR. EVIL: Very well, I'll get you this one.
KISHA: So... while no one is around, should we talk about the next prank you have in mind for Christmas?
DR. EVIL: Muwahaha, oh yes! Most definitely.
*DR. EVIL brings the drinks back to the counter.*
DR. EVIL: Before I draft up some ideas, I must say that my hypnotist helmet has proven quite the success. It's going to be a great step towards domination!
KISHA: Yeah, I'm surprised that you have been able to take control of the mind so easily. Kudos to that, even if you have bad intentions for it.
DR. EVIL: Not bad intentions, evil intentions! There is a difference Kisha, I thought you'd know that by now.
KISHA: I do, I still think they have more in common than differences.
DR. EVIL: Ahem, now it's time for my next plan... I was thinking we could turn her into a chicken next. Bunnies are good but they've gone out of style since last week.
KISHA: Ooh, that could work though it isn't much different.
DR. EVIL: Very true! How about shrinking her? She could be the real life version of that Teevee kid from the Wonka factory.
KISHA: That's actually a great idea, all we need is one of those telegram machines right? Or perhaps a laser of some sort? I don't know what kind of mechanics would be needed.
DR. EVIL: I could use a laser, lasers are my speciality... or one of them at least. There is only one issue with that though.
KISHA: What is the issue?
DR. EVIL: The only lasers I've created before destroy things, not shrink things.
KISHA: Ahem... I think we need to go back to the drawing board on this one.
DR. EVIL: No, I can build a laser to shrink. I'm sure of it.
KISHA: I'd rather not try that out until you can definitely make one... got anymore ideas?
DR. EVIL: Hmm, let me have a think over a drink...
*DR. EVIL grabs his drink.*
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PRODUCER: Leah, please could you come to the diary room.
LEAH: I'm here, I'm sorry. I heard you the first time but I was washing my hands...
*LEAH notices the woman sat on the diary room chair.*
LEAH: Oh my, Regina! It's good to see you my dear.
REGINA: Did you miss me? It feels like a lifetime since we last saw each other.
LEAH: I have. I've missed all of you. How long has it been now? My mind thinks four weeks but I could be wrong.
REGINA: You're in Week 4.
LEAH: Thank you for letting me know that. What are you doing here?
REGINA: Yeah, about that... I've come to tell you something.
LEAH: Am I right in thinking it is about Dean?
REGINA: Yeah... the tests came back yesterday. You know, when he went to the hospital to get it all checked out.
LEAH: Is it as bad as we thought it would be?
REGINA: It's pretty bad, stage 3.
LEAH: That is disheartening. I thought he was getting better, or at least feeling a little more comfortable.
REGINA: He told me that he doesn't feel any pain but you can tell it's having an effect on him.
LEAH: I feared so... do you want me to come home?
REGINA: No, he told me that he wanted to see his sister go to the end. He wants you to stay here and play for him.
LEAH: Are you sure? I can go home if you need me.
REGINA: The family are all helping out, we should be fine. I think it would be best to stay and play.
LEAH: This sucks so badly. I want to make him happy though, if this is what he wants then I shall stay.
REGINA: Thanks Leah, he loves you so much. I know this will make him happy to watch you on the TV.
LEAH: I'm just grateful I have you by his side. You're a good woman Regina, you've been lovely to my brother.
REGINA: It's nothing, he's my partner and I love him- I just want him to be fine.
LEAH: I best get back to the house... the others will be wondering where I've got to.
REGINA: Yeah you go. I'll let Dean know that you love him and that you'll be on the TV.
LEAH: Thank you Regina, god bless you.
REGINA: You too Leah. We love you!
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NATALIE: This is my trusty glue stick that I have.
FIORELLA: Glue stick? But... what is it for?
NATALIE: It's to glue my eyebrows, I do that to cover them and create a whole new pair through the power of paint.
FIORELLA: That's odd... but so cool.
NATALIE: Yeah it feels weird but it just does wonders when you want to create a good brow aesthetic.
FIORELLA: That reminds me... I overheard you earlier...
NATALIE: Oh yeah?
FIORELLA: Yeah... you were talking about drag to Kisha and Leah... you mentioned your uncle.
NATALIE: Ah yes, it was good to reminisce on my life. My uncle was the best.
FIORELLA: What was his name?
NATALIE: Lorenzo.
FIORELLA: Lorenzo Pollard? That names sounds familiar.
NATALIE: Well... he was unfortunately taken from us. Shot and killed by the mafia. The papers were all over it like a rash when it happened.
FIORELLA: I think I remember that... that was a little while back.
NATALIE: It was... time has passed but it feels like it was only two minutes ago. I miss him. My parents were supportive of me but he had my back no matter what.
FIORELLA: He sounds like a cool uncle.
NATALIE: Oh he was. My parents were always working so I used to stay with him a lot. We used to go out all the time to the beach during summer break.
FIORELLA: That is so sweet.
NATALIE: He'd always let me go on the fairground rides when we went down to the pier. I'd pester him the moment we got there and he always used to buckle and let me go... he was like a second father to be honest.
FIORELLA: That makes me happy that you had some good times with him.
NATALIE: So many good times, I really do miss those days. Once he had gone life stopped being a bit less fabulous. I remember one time he dressed up as a dragon because I had this medieval themed birthday party. He didn't have to go to all the effort he did but he wanted to make my day special.
FIORELLA: That is really cute.
NATALIE: Yeah it was, so many memories.
FIORELLA: I wish I had an uncle like that... all my uncles are really serious... very work-orientated.
NATALIE: Yeah some people can be like that, they get so focused with work and forget to stop and take a minute to appreciate life and family. I think we all need to just take a few minutes a day to enjoy the here and now.
FIORELLA: I agree... time goes by quickly.
NATALIE: Yeah it does, there's no point focusing all your energy into work all the time. Everyone needs a bit of time to just kick back, relax and enjoy themselves.
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CHRISTMAS: Antwan, it looks like they have taken the drinks.
ANTWAN: Fabulous! It looks like our plan paid off.
CHRISTMAS: I'd have loved to have seen the look on their face when they drunk it haha.
ANTWAN: This deserves a celebration... is there any drinks in the fridge?
CHRISTMAS: Yeah, there's two here I left for us earlier.
*CHRISTMAS picks up the drinks and returns to the table.*
CHRISTMAS: Here you go Antwan, cheers!
ANTWAN: Cheers Christmas!
*ANTWAN knocks the drink back.*
CHRISTMAS: Now that we've gone one on them, we must be vigilant. I'm sure they'll want to go bigger and better to get us back...
ANTWAN: Bleh... ugh, Christmas. Did you get us the wrong drinks?
CHRISTMAS: What do you mean?
ANTWAN: I think you may have got the eggnog drinks instead of the nice ones.
CHRISTMAS: Nah, I'm sure these are the nice drinks.
*CHRISTMAS decides to have a swig from the glass.*
CHRISTMAS: See it's fine...
ANTWAN: Ugh... I feel like I'm going to throw up.
CHRISTMAS: See... it's fine. Nothing to worry about.
ANTWAN: It even smells a little bit off Christmas. I think we've mixed the drinks up.
CHRISTMAS: I can't have... I made sure that the glasses were easy to identify. The spoiled eggnog one had the strawberry on it.
ANTWAN: Are you sure about that? I don't remember there being a strawberry on the glass when you made it.
CHRISTMAS: You don't? Wait a minute...
CHRISTMAS: The good drinks had the strawberry one... the spoiled eggnog ones had... Fuck!
ANTWAN: I can feel my stomach churning.
CHRISTMAS: Mine is starting to go a little funny too... oh no, I think I made a booboo on this one Antwan.
ANTWAN: Don't worry... I'm sure it'll just be a little bit of tummy ache right.
CHRISTMAS: Of course... it's not like I put any laxatives in with them either. Now that would be a huge problem.
ANTWAN: Are you sure you didn't put any in?
CHRISTMAS: Yes... no... wait, did I? I can't remember.
ANTWAN: Oh no... Christmas what have you done?
CHRISTMAS: No, I definitely didn't put them in... I'm sorry Antwan.
EVEN: HELLO HOUSEMATES! I HOPE YOU ARE ALL READY BECAUSE IT IS TIME FOR THE FOURTH POP CHALLENGE! CAN YOU ALL PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE CEREMONY ROOM!
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EVEN: Hello housemates! It's time for the POP challenge. Six of you will compete in the challenge tonight for the chance to win the VETO! This veto will be able to remove one of the nominees currently sat on the block. If the veto is used and one of the nominees is saved, the current reigning HOH must select a replacement nominee to take the empty seat on the block. Since Natalie/Sandy is nominated through her HOH punishment, the HOH will not name a replacement nominee for her if she is removed from the block. The final nominees after this challenge will face eviction at the end of the week. Now let's see who has been picked for today's POP challenge...
EVEN: As the current reigning HOH: Leah you are automatically enrolled onto the challenge.
LEAH: How wonderful! Thank you.
EVEN: Antwan, as one of the nominees on the block you are also automatically enrolled onto the POP challenge too.
ANTWAN: Yay, I'm going to go out there and just have fun!
EVEN: Jacob, as the second nominee on the block you are also automatically enrolled onto the POP challenge too.
JACOB: Here we go again, good luck everyone.
EVEN: Sandy, as the third nominee on the block you are also automatically enrolled onto the POP challenge.
SANDY: Phew breathe deep, you got this gurl.
EVEN: And now by random selection, the following housemates will also be competing in the POP challenge tonight! First up is... Dr. Evil!
DR. EVIL: Muwahahahaha! None of you will expect what wicked tricks I have up my sleeves for this challenge.
EVEN: Our final housemate to play is... Fiorella!
FIORELLA: Me? Wow... let's play this.
EVEN: I hope you are all prepared, it is time to play the POP challenge! Please could you all go to the challenge arena now, but before you do that quickly change into your costumes. We are going to get physical
SANDY: Costumes? I like the sound of this.
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EVEN: Hello housemates! Welcome to The Disco Inferno. Today, all of you will put your dancing skills and pattern matching to the test! In front of you all is your very bespoke dance floor where you will get down and dirty to the music today.
EVEN: In this challenge each of you will have a hand selected song for you to dance along to. Whilst doing the dance you will earn points with how precise you execute the movements, therefore if you dance well you will be awarded more points towards your final score.
EVEN: To help you through the dance, you will have a giant screen in front of you with a professional dancer going through a routine. At certain points in the routine a star will appear, once this star appears you will get to earn points towards your final score.
EVEN: The winner of this challenge will be the housemate who earns the most points at the end of their routines. Once everyone has finished their routine I will tally up all the scores and reveal who the winner of this challenge is... Now, without further or do... let's get dancing!
ALL: Woo!
EVEN: Now... has anyone got any questions before we begin?
ANTWAN: Just one... can I quickly put some pants on underneath... I'm not wearing any underwear.
FIORELLA: Oh my god... Antwan!
ANTWAN: Sorry, I thought I was wearing a kilt not a hula skirt. My bad haha.
*ANTWAN quickly goes out to put pants on.*
EVEN: Leah, you are the first housemate up... your routine will be to...
♫Candi Staton- Young Hearts Run Free♫
LEAH: I like that song, it is a classic.
EVEN: Good luck Leah, your challenge begins now!
*LEAH starts to dance and follow the routine.*
LEAH: This pro dancer is very fast.
SANDY: You got this Leah!
LEAH: Thank you darling, I'm trying my best.
♫Oh, young hearts run free
Never be hung up, hung up like my man and me, my man and me
Oh, young hearts, to yourself be true
Don't be no fool when love really don't love you, don't love you♫
LEAH: Oh no... I messed up there...
ANTWAN: Woo! You're rocking it Leah.
LEAH: No, I've done better before... I'm not feeling it today.
JACOB: Keep it up Leah, you're doing great!
*LEAH continues to dance.*
♫Say I'm gonna turn loose a thousand times a day
But how can I turn loose
When i just can't break away (when I just can't break away)♫
*LEAH stands still. She freezes in her spot.*
LEAH: Dean...
DR. EVIL: Oh no, did I freeze her? I thought I left my ice cube laser at home!
SANDY: No, something is up. Leah, are you okay?
LEAH: Huh? Oh, I must have got lost in my thoughts.
LEAH: I have to admit that I did poorly in the POP challenge. I was doing well but then a few of the lines just reminded me of Dean and I got caught in my thoughts. After receiving the news of him today, it has made me feel on edge and emotional. I'm trying to keep a brave face at the moment as no one else knows, but I will say it is eating me up inside to try and put a smile on for everyone when I feel so sad.
*LEAH finishes the end of her dance routine and poses.*
LEAH: Phew, that felt like it went on for a long time.
EVEN: Well done Leah for completing the challenge. Please take a seat and chill out while our next housemate takes to the stage...
LEAH: Gladly, I'm quite tired after that.
EVEN: The next housemate to take to the stage is... FIORELLA!
*FIORELLA walks up on the floor.*
EVEN: Fiorella, you are next to take to the floor... your routine will be to...
♫Little Mix- Touch♫
FIORELLA: Ooh, I like it. It's going to be a fast song to dance to.
EVEN: It certainly is... good luck Fiorella. Your challenge begins now!
♫Just a touch of your love is enough
To knock me off of my feet all week♫
SANDY: Yasss, come through Fi!
FIORELLA: Am I doing it right?
SANDY: If not you're still serving.
FIORELLA: It feels good.
♫Photograph with no T-shirt on
Why you making me wait so long?
(Wait so long)
I promise to keep this a secret, I'll never tell
But don't you keep it all to yourself♫
JACOB: Wow, Fi you're doing really well.
FIORELLA: Thank you Jacob.
SANDY: She is! I'm living for this right now.
*FIORELLA concentrates on the screen. She has achieved a golden star in points so far.*
FIORELLA: What's the gold star?
EVEN: That means you're doing well.
FIORELLA: Oh! Yay. That makes me happy.
*FIORELLA continues to dance.*
FIORELLA: I was so nervous before dancing tonight. I had proper stage fright and thought I was going to panic... but I really enjoyed myself. I felt like I was on Dancing With The Sims. I like dancing... I might have to do more of it when I get the chance to. That's not to say I'm going to abandon my books though. I still love them!
*FIORELLA ends her dance routine and poses.*
FIORELLA: Wow... I can't believe I just did that... I feel so good.
EVEN: Well done for completing the challenge Fiorella. Please go and take a seat and chill for the rest of the challenge.
FIORELLA: Okie dokie Even. Here I go.
EVEN: The next housemate to take to the stage is... ANTWAN!
*ANTWAN gets out of his chair and heads to the dancefloor.*
EVEN: Antwan, you are the next housemate to dance... your routine will be to...
♫Vanilla Ice- Ice Ice Baby♫
ANTWAN: Haha oh this is going to be so much fun!
EVEN: Good luck Antwan. Your challenge begins now!
ANTWAN: You lot should hear what the furniture has to say, they haven't seen a blue man move so well before!
DR. EVIL: Yes, they are laughing hysterically no?
ANTWAN: No... yes.
♫To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance, go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom♫
*ANTWAN extends his leg out while dancing.*
JACOB: WHOA! Good thing you went to put those emergency pants on.
SANDY: Yeah if not... we would have seen everything... and I mean EVERYTHING!
ANTWAN: Oops, sorry that would have been scary haha.
*ANTWAN continues to dance.*
♫Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, and the Vegas are pumping
Quick to the point, to the point, no faking
Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them, if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo♫
ANTWAN: I got a golden star guys, I'm pleased with that!
FIORELLA: Well done Antwan!
*ANTWAN ends his dance routine and poses.*
ANTWAN: Word to your mother! That's how you look like a clown having so much fun to the music.
EVEN: Well done Antwan for completing the challenge. Please can you take a seat and cool down while our next housemate dances.
ANTWAN: Thanks Even! This was so much fun.
EVEN: The next housemate to take to the stage is... JACOB!
*JACOB gets up and goes onto the dancefloor.*
EVEN: Jacob, you are the next housemate to dance... your routine will be to...
♫Ricky Martin- Livin’ La Vida Loca♫
JACOB: Hmm... not really something I would listen to but I'll give it a go.
EVEN: Good luck Jacob. Your challenge begins now!
LEAH: Jacob, you can move your hips I'm impressed!
JACOB: Thanks Leah, I did a little bit of dancing when I went to school... guess I haven't forgotten it after all this time.
SANDY: I for one and jealous, I wish I could have that hip rotation.
JACOB: Aww Sandy, thank you.
*JACOB continues to dance his routine.*
♫Upside, inside out
She's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca♫
ANTWAN: Oh wow, he is moving that little bum like there's no tomorrow.
SANDY: I know, who knew Jacob could let loose so much.
JACOB: Got the gold star! Thank god I got a few more points.
♫She will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca
Come on!
Livin' la vida loca
She's livin' la vida loca♫
SANDY: Yassss go Jacob!
JACOB: So dancing isn't really my thing... but I enjoyed myself with that song. Hopefully I can get some decent points coming out of this, there's one thing I don't want to happen and that is to face the eviction again at the end of this week. I need to win this POP otherwise I'm going to have to work harder to get that safety net to save me.
*JACOB ends his dance routine and poses.*
JACOB: Woo! My hips are hurting so much now haha. I think I may have gone a bit over the top on that one.
EVEN: Well done Jacob for completing the challenge. Please can you take a seat with the others and wait for the rest of the housemates to perform.
JACOB: Thanks Even, heading my way right there.
EVEN: The next housemate to take to the stage is... SANDY!
*SANDY sashays onto the dance floor.*
EVEN: Sandy, you are the next housemate to dance... your routine will be to...
♫Britney Spears- Work B*tch♫
SANDY: Yes bitch! Let's slay this performance.
EVEN: Good luck Sandy. Your challenge begins now!
FIORELLA: Wow... Sandy is awesome!
SANDY: Aww thanks babe, I try my best to put on a show at every opportunity haha.
♫You want a hot body? You want a Bugatti?
You want a Maserati? You better work bitch
You want a Lamborghini? Sippin' martinis?
Look hot in a bikini? You better work bitch♫
SANDY: This is intense, I'm living for the moment.
LEAH: Well done Sandy, very entertaining.
JACOB: I agree. You're hitting every little detail up there.
SANDY: A girl has to do what she has to do to entertain! I'm so happy y'all are living for the fantasy!
SANDY: Is it time to crown the queen? Perhaps it is.
♫So hold your head high, fingers to the sky
Now they don't believe ya', but they gonna need ya'
Keep it moving higher, and higher
Keep it moving higher, and higher and higher♫
FIORELLA: Aww Sandy, you're doing so well!
*SANDY ends her routine and poses.*
SANDY: Guys, that was everything! It's been so long since I've performed.
EVEN: Well done Sandy for completing the challenge. Please can you take a seat while our last housemate completes their dance.
SANDY: Happily will do. Good luck Dr. Evil!
EVEN: The last housemate to take to the stage is... DR. EVIL!
EVEN: Dr. Evil, you are the last housemate to dance... your routine will be to...
♫MC Hammer- U Can’t Touch This♫
DR. EVIL: Hmm... is this the same Hammer I went to construction classes with? If so I refuse to dance to his garbage music.
EVEN: I don't believe it is, different Hammer... now good luck. Your challenge begins now!
DR. EVIL: All these twists and turns are going to give me whiplash.
♫My, my, my, my
(You can't touch this)
Music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh, my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet♫
SANDY: This is really surprising. I'm happily shocked.
DR. EVIL: The level of embarrassment I'm feeling will be tangible through the TV screens.
LEAH: He's doing really good.
FIORELLA: Yeah, like exceptionally good... maybe even professional good.
LEAH: Yes indeed. I didn't want to say it... but I think you're right.
DR. EVIL: Are you two ladies talking about me?
LEAH: Nope, merely watching.
♫This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Now move, slide your rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump
(Bump, bump, bump)♫
ANTWAN: Hey Sandy... U CAN'T TOUCH THIS!
SANDY: Oh Antwan... LET'S ALL DO THE BUMP!
*DR. EVIL ends his routine and poses.*
DR. EVIL: That was thoroughly horrendous, get me off this dancefloor now!
EVEN: Well done Dr. Evil for completing the challenge. With our final housemate having danced their routine, it is now time for me to tally up everyone's scores and see who the winner of this whole shindig is.
ALL: Yay!
DR. EVIL: You better make sure that footage does not see the light of day otherwise I will get my giant death robot and tear this entire house down!
PRODUCER: Are you sure you don't want us to show you dancing? It's part of the game.
DR. EVIL: Definitely not, I have a reputation to uphold. An evil mastermind like myself cannot be seen gyrating to that song. Most definitely not, I will be ridiculed for eternity by my enemies.
PRODUCER: Okay... we'll make sure it doesn't make the final cut.
DR. EVIL: Thank you very much.
PRODUCER: Hehe... our pleasure.
DR. EVIL: I didn't like that laugh, you're deceiving me aren't you?!
EVEN: First of all guys, well done to everyone who danced in this challenge! Not only did you bring fun to our TV screens but you also brightened up everyone's day! Now... I have tallied up everyone's scores and after a little dance break of my own, I can confirm that we have a winner for this challenge!
ALL: Ooh!
EVEN: Is everyone ready to find out who won?
ALL: Yeah!
EVEN: Okie dokie. Well, without further or do... it is time to reveal the results. I can now reveal... the winner of this challenge is in fact...
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EVEN: Sandy!
SANDY: Oh my word... I'm shook. Thank you Even.
CHALLENGE SCORES:
Sandy- 152,278
Dr. Evil- 124,983
Fiorella- 20,808
Antwan- 11,230
Leah- 2,571
Jacob- 1,562
EVEN: Congratulations on your win Sandy! In a moment we will return to the ceremony room where you will make the decision on whether to use the veto to save one of the nominees on the chopping block! Good luck guys, I'll see you all down there.
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EVEN: Welcome back housemates! Sandy was the winner of the POP challenge and has gained the power to veto one of the nominees on the chopping block!
*The other housemates clap.*
EVEN: Sandy, since you have already won all pieces of your overruling hex you are not eligible to win anymore pieces. You do however still have an active hex to play at your discretion. Use it wisely.
SANDY: Thank you Even, I'll definitely use it when the time is right.
EVEN: Sandy, this week Antwan, Jacob and yourself are on the chopping block. With your new found power, will you use the veto on any of the nominees on the chopping block this week?
SANDY: After I just snatched y'alls wigs off, I have decided to use the veto on...
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SANDY: Myself. My reason: Well, duh! Sorry Antwan and Jacob, I have far to many suitcases to pack to go just yet.
EVEN: Thank you for your decision Sandy. You are safe this week. Since you have saved yourself there will not be a third nominee this week, this also means that following your punishment no one else can be nominated to take your place on the block. Therefore following this decision...
EVEN: Antwan and Jacob, you will remain as the nominees this week and will face eviction. One of you will be going home this week.
ANTWAN: That sucks big time.
JACOB: It does. I wish you the best of luck Antwan.
ANTWAN: You too Jacob.
EVEN: Good luck guys! I will see you all on eviction night where one of you will be going home! Goodnight everybody.
ALL: Bye Even!
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ANTWAN: I'm so happy for you Sandy, well done on saving yourself from the block.
SANDY: Thank you so much Antwan. It's a little sad that I can't save you but I'm confident that you'll have everyone's vote going into the eviction.
ANTWAN: You think so? I don't want to think about it too much. If I go I go, if I don't then awesome I get to have another week of fun.
SANDY: Well I can definitely have a word with some of the other housemates and try to convince them to keep you. I'm sure it won't take much though, we all love you.
ANTWAN: I'll wear something a little more covered up. I don't want to go into any talks wearing a coconut bra.
SANDY: It's definitely a unique choice to make if you did haha.
ANTWAN: Hello everyone! I have had the most jolly time today, not only did I get up and dance my heart out but I also found out that I like the hula look a lot more than I expected haha. I'm still up for eviction unfortunately, but it's kind of exciting being in the danger zone. Hopefully I'll be able to stay but if I don't, I want to let everyone know I've had the best time ever here.
ANTWAN: I wanted to ask something, do you think Leah is okay? She hasn't been herself today and when she froze up in the challenge, I got a big feeling that something is wrong.
SANDY: I haven't spoke to her much since this morning... she seemed like she was in a good mood then but I'm not sure if anything has happened since.
ANTWAN: Hmm, I may have to go and investigate. Fingers crossed that it's nothing and she just made a blunder in the challenge.
SANDY: It was rather weird, I didn't expect that to happen at all. Mind if I join you?
ANTWAN: Sure thing... let's talk to her tomorrow once she's feeling comfortable.
SANDY: Sounds good to me.
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KISHA: I'm feeling confident about it, you've got friends in this house who really want you to stay. I wouldn't worry too much about it.
JACOB: You think so?
KISHA: Yeah, Fi is a confirmed vote for you. That's one down, now you only need a couple more and you'll be smooth sailing.
JACOB: Yeah... I'm not sure if Fi would be down for saving me.
KISHA: Oh, why's that? I thought you two talked about everything.
JACOB: We did and I think it went well but it just doesn't feel the same you know.
KISHA: Ah, maybe she's just taking it slow. It's hard to reform a friendship when it's been a bit rocky.
JACOB: I really hope so.
KISHA: I'd be surprised if Fi would hold a grudge.
JACOB: True, stranger things have happened though. Who'd have expected Darby to have caused all that drama last week and look what happened.
KISHA: That is so true. Well... would it help if I talked with her and see how she is feeling? She might open up more to me after this week.
JACOB: You can try if you want. I don't want to pressure her too much though into opening up if she doesn't want to.
KISHA: I'm so happy that I am safe for another week but it's going to be sad to see either Antwan or Jacob go home. I've talked to Jacob about his votes and found out that Fi is still a little wary around him. I think it would be best to have a chat with her and see where her head is. I know I've been in certain situations where I would have loved someone to bounce my thoughts off of so I think she'll find it very helpful.
KISHA: Okay I will do, I'll let you know everything she says.
JACOB: Thanks Kisha. I really like her you know. She's one of my closest friends and I'd hate for that to be ruined over lies.
KISHA: I understand, I've been in your shoes before. It isn't nice at all.
JACOB: No, it's really shitty but here we are.
EVEN: On that final note I can conclude this episode. Following the events of the episode, Sandy managed to win the POP challenge and decided to use the veto on herself. This means that Antwan or Jacob will be going home this week. The big question is, who will that be? Tune into the next episode to find out the results of our first eviction ceremony. Goodnight everybody!
HOUSEMATES:
Antwan Plum (Shadami)
Christmas Burghley (twiddle3)
Dr. Evil Domination (M13Vulpecula)
Fiorella Bandini (PieceOfPrincess)
Jacob Price (lillibattenberg)
Kisha Patel (Alleenmens)
Leah Hinton (ninjakid150)
Milton Wong (HayloHusky)
Natalie Pollard / Sandy Fresco (YJB19299)
10th: Darby Ellesentway (Tigerblu11)
11th: Maximus Payne (SimTresa)
WD: Ken Lovelace (Keyenpeydee)
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