EVEN: Welcome to Abnormality- Season 6! We are back with an all new season with 12 fresh faced housemates willing to fight it out to win the grand prize! Over the next 9 weeks, our housemates will compete in many challenges in order to come out on top as the winner of Season 6! The winner will receive a total of $500,000 as well as a place in our hall of fame. Previously on Abnormality, Darby and Max found themselves on the block after being nominated by our first HOH: Christmas. Christmas went on to win the POP challenge and decided NOT to save either nominee from the block. When all looked bad for Darby and Max they were given a second chance as the eviction was cancelled due to Ken withdrawing from the show. With a new week beginning, who will raise to power this week and who will find themselves sat on the chopping block? We'll find out on this episode of... Abnormality!
KISHA: There's only one goal between winning, who will be the ultimate fusbal champions!
MAXIMUS: If my calculations are correct, I'm putting my odds on us.
DARBY: Come on Leah, let's show these amateurs who the true pro's are at this game.
LEAH: Already ahead of you Darby, think fast.
*LEAH turns her lever fast. The ball goes racing down the field towards the goal.*
MAXIMUS: Almost, nice try Leah!
*MAXIMUS speedily hits the ball back using his row of men. The ball goes tunnelling down the opposite side of the field.*
DARBY: AHHHHHH! Leah get it quick! Leah!
LEAH: Relaaax, I got this one.
*LEAH hits the ball back. The ball is now in the centre of the field.*
DARBY: Here's our chance, let me just... GOT IT!
KISHA: Noooooooo, Max save the ball!
*DARBY slams on the lever and the ball goes straight into MAXIMUS & KISHA's net.*
DARBY: I GOT IT!!! LEAH, WE WON!
LEAH: Congratulations! That was a tough game.
DARBY: It was, well played guys.
KISHA: You too, it was a well deserved win.
MAXIMUS: I agree, though I will come back and try to steal the champion status away from you once I've had a little bit more practice.
DARBY: I'm not sure about that, do you think we'll let anyone take our titles so easily Leah?
LEAH: No, definitely not. Gonna have to try a little harder than a rematch to win Max.
MAXIMUS: That sounds like a challenge to me, you're on. I'll have a few days practice and me and Kisha will come back and win.
KISHA: Sounds like a plan to me, you're on. Don't be too scared ladies!
DARBY: Pfft, I've seen scarier puppies than you too. I'm always up for a rematch.
LEAH: All this fighting talk is getting me thirsty, when you were in the kitchen did you see if we had any milk left in the fridge?
MAXIMUS: Yes, there's plenty in there.
LEAH: Brilliant, I've got a glass ready with my name on it.
KISHA: You're very smiley today Darby.
DARBY: Yeah... that win has just cheered me right up. My luck seems to be getting better by the day.
KISHA: Last week was rough but it's a new week and anything can happen!
DARBY: I know! I might try my hardest and get the HOH today, that would be a total change of fortune.
KISHA: Ooh, it sure would be.
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CHRISTMAS: Level 60... these aliens just keep on coming!
FIORELLA: They are just... so angry. Angry aliens are the worst.
JACOB: How are we going to eliminate them all on this one guys, they've got smarter?
CHRISTMAS: Hmm, good question.
FIORELLA: I've got an idea!
JACOB: Yes, what is it Fi?
FIORELLA: I will distract the massive horde and lead them to the left. Once... they all come to me... you two flank them off... and hit them from the back.
CHRISTMAS: It's simple and I like it, let's do it crew!
JACOB: Yeah, let's do this!
*FIORELLA distracts the aliens. CHRISTMAS and JACOB attack from behind and decimate the alien army.*
DR. EVIL: Hmm...
*DR. EVIL readjusts his posture to hold his chin with his fingers.*
DR. EVIL: Hmmmmmm...
*DR. EVIL readjusts his posture again.*
DR. EVIL: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
*DR. EVIL glances into the camera.*
DR. EVIL: Rumour has it that a certain fellow man named Milton is truly responsible for Ken's elimination. Bribing the competition to stand up and leave, how interesting. I cannot permit such sneakery to be the main cause of mischief in this house though. I must come up with a scheme of my own to lay claim to my rightful spot as the main mischief-maker between these four walls. A mind-blowing plot to bamboozle the awe out of those fellow housemates. And none of them get to see it coming. It shall be so brilliant that they'll have no choice but to admit that the monetary prize is destined only for me, the one and only DOCTOR EVIL DOMINATION! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I bet the few acting gigs I have done in my past will come in bloody handy right now. The others must not suspect a single thing!
DR. EVIL: HELP! I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME!
CHRISTMAS: Evil? What's up, what's wrong?
FIORELLA: It must be bad... he's panicking.
*The three of them stop playing the game and look at DR. EVIL.*
DR. EVIL: IT'S AWFUL YOU GUYS! SOMEONE... SOME LOW LIFE... HAS DESTROYED THE BATHTUB!
CHRISTMAS: Oh my word, how did they do that? I bet a sledgehammer.
DR. EVIL: No, not physically... you'll have to come and see for yourselves.
*All four housemates enter the bathroom and look at the bathtub.*
CHRISTMAS: What... in... the...
FIORELLA: I feel queasy.
CHRISTMAS: Who has filled the bath with mud?
DR. EVIL: Some wicked person with bad intentions! It is covered right down to the drain. Thick and sludgy, it's going to take weeks to get out... maybe months.
FIORELLA: Does that mean no baths? How are we... going to stay clean?
JACOB: There's still the sink, we're just gonna have to have sponge baths in the sink.
DR. EVIL: The house is going to reek of body odour! It's simply not worth the risk, the producers are going to have to close down the house... or better yet, if you get too smelly they'll have to send you home to go get cleaned up.
FIORELLA: Won't you just... lose your place in the house though?
DR. EVIL: Possibly... in fact, I'm sure it would be a certainty.
JACOB: Aww man, that sucks.
DR. EVIL: I know, whoever did this must have had the worst intentions in mind. And this isn't the worst... I'm sure they'll have more sadistic and terrible plans up their sleeve!
CHRISTMAS: Well, whoever it was it's bound to wash down.
DR. EVIL: WHAT?! But how, it's mud?
CHRISTMAS: It's a pain to clean up but it will be able to be washed.
DR. EVIL: But... it's dirty, it's horrible... no one will want to wash.
CHRISTMAS: Y'all never had a mud bath before? I have them all the time back at the ranch... I don't have much choice with all them reindeers though, if you aren't covered in mud at the start of the day you're definitely going to be covered at the end. You just learn to live with it, plus it has great benefits for your skin too.
DR. EVIL: No, I can't say I have.
CHRISTMAS: In fact, I might get in now. My skin could do with a few more minerals to keep it all nice and shiny.
DR. EVIL: I'm outta here!
FIORELLA: Me too... see you later Christmas.
JACOB: Yeah... see ya.
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ANTWAN: Come on Natalie, we've only got 50 more miles to run!
NATALIE: 50 MILES?! Oh god why did I say that I wanted to do this.
ANTWAN: Haha no pain, no gain.
NATALIE: Do you run this far everyday?
ANTWAN: Yes... no? I'm not sure to be honest, when I start running I just keep doing it until I get bored.
NATALIE: How do you do this all the time?
ANTWAN: Lots and lots of practice. When I first started when I was young it was hard, but it's so easy now and I love it.
NATALIE: I think I'm gonna keel over and die... I'm so unfit.
ANTWAN: You can do it Nat! It doesn't get much worse than the first run, it's all uphill from here... well, technically.
NATALIE: I need some vodka or something to keep me going. AMBULANCE!
MILTON: Oh, you're both in here.
NATALIE: What did you say about it not getting worse Antwan?
ANTWAN: Okay fair enough, I take it back- this is probably the worst it will get.
MILTON: I don't see the whole point in cardio, if you want to get abs just buy them, no?
ANTWAN: Sometimes it's more for health than just getting abs.
MILTON: ...Oh. Anyway, I need you both to clear out from the room. My alliance requires a space for our discussions and I have selected this room to hold the meeting.
ANTWAN: ...49 miles left.
MILTON: Are you guys deaf or just stupid? I need the room!
NATALIE: You know what Antwan, I'm kind of getting the hang of this.
MILTON: Fine, if you two won't move then I will find a new room.
NATALIE: Okay bye Karen!
MILTON: What did you say?
NATALIE: Nothing, I just said bye.
MILTON: You should be careful crossing me. I don't make any special deals with people who try to challenge me with an attitude. I'll be notifying this incident with my alliance... I'd be very nervous if I was you... especially if one of us wins HOH.
*MILTON leaves the gym.*
NATALIE: That guy has got a HUUUUGE ego!
ANTWAN: Yes... you'd think he was the Queen of Sheba with the way he conducts himself.
NATALIE: He's a bitter old queen, that's for damn sure.
ANTWAN: 48 miles left for us!
NATALIE: ...I'm not gonna make it Antwan. I'm ready to jump ship!
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KISHA: I'm really looking forward to this week, I'm feeling really good about it.
DARBY: Same here Kisha, last week wasn't my best but I'm here to play the game and I know you are too!
KISHA: It's a little different, last time I went out first on The Circle so to have time to play the game is soooo good.
DARBY: Speaking of game... have you thought about alliances yet?
KISHA: A few people have talked about alliances but not me yet... why are you coming to me with an offer?
DARBY: Possibly. It is still early to have a solid alliance but we could exchange information and have each other's backs.
KISHA: I'd be happy to agree with that. You're an awesome girl and I know that you can keep a secret.
DARBY: Likewise, if there's something I learned from watching the show and from living with you is that you are loyal.
KISHA: Loyalty is a big thing in this game, if you've got it you know you can play without having to worry too much.
KISHA: Should we add anyone else to this little thing we've got going on here?
DARBY: Perhaps, do you have anyone in mind?
KISHA: I'd like Max and Leah, they seem like really good people and would be a great couple of people to have with us later down the line.
DARBY: I was thinking them too, there's a few people I'm uncertain of in this house but their intentions seem good.
KISHA: Perfect!
DARBY: Yay! This is all exciting, I feel like I have a little bit of a safety blanket now.
KISHA: We've got a lot of work to do though, the path to the final is a hard one.
DARBY: So true! You know what we should do, let's get Max and Leah now. Let's make the pact and then we can go from there.
KISHA: Sure, first I need to make a little stop to the kitchen first.
DARBY: Oh okay, we can go there first.
KISHA: Sorry, I left a little chocolate mousse in there and I heard that Milton was snooping around in there. I gotta make sure it's still there and that he hasn't taken it.
DARBY: That's fair enough.
KISHA: Yeah, can't let precious treats like that go to waste.
DARBY: Are we both in agreement that he is our first target to go?
KISHA: Absolutely! I'd be surprised if he wasn't to be honest.
DARBY: I'm sure he's on the top of a lot of people's target lists.
KISHA: Haha, I can't imagine why!
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LEAH: Those girls make me feel young again.
MAXIMUS: Me too, I haven't been as energetic as that since I started retirement.
LEAH: I do miss the good ol' days. When life was all disco lights and funky music.
MAXIMUS: Oh yes, I remember them vividly. My jumpsuits have been out of action for a long time.
LEAH: You went down to the disco in your best clothes?
MAXIMUS: Oh yes, every Friday night me and my friends were down at the disco, getting groovy and dancing the night away. I'm not sure I'd be able to keep up with the music now but I do like to reminisce about those days.
LEAH: Was this before you went into the military?
MAXIMUS: Before and during, I didn't get much time of course during my service but when I got some free time I made sure to catch up on all the missed time.
LEAH: That sounds really sweet, it must have had a special place in your heart like it did with me.
MAXIMUS: You've no idea, it's where I met my wife.
LEAH: Oh you're married? You never speak about her.
MAXIMUS: Divorced.
LEAH: Ahh, I see.
MAXIMUS: It was mutual, we both just grew apart you know. Life was taking us both in completely different directions.
LEAH: It happens. Are you still on good terms?
MAXIMUS: As good as we can be, I don't see her much. Special family occasions like weddings or funerals but that's it.
LEAH: That's a shame but at least you managed to move on fine.
MAXIMUS: Yeah I'm lucky, divorces aren't always as nice to get through... oh, that reminds me. I found my old pendant from my disco days. Do you want to have a look at it?
LEAH: Of course I would! Let me see.
MAXIMUS: Great! Let me just get it out of my case.
LEAH: I know what all you young people at home are thinking, Leah must have a whole house full of disco memorabilia... well the truth is, it's quite the opposite. I hardly have anything disco related. I wish I had a lot more stuff from that time. I love that era. Unfortunately I only have my jumpsuits and a couple of bits of jewellery. What I'd do to take some of the stuff with me from back then. Not that I'm promoting theft at all! Theft is bad kids.
LEAH: Was it quite a big scene where you lived?
MAXIMUS: I'm not sure, me and my family travelled around a lot so I wasn't in one place for too long to find out.
LEAH: I remember my city where I grew up, the scene was so vibrant there! Everyone also used to get tarted up and wanted everyone to see what they had on and off the dancefloor. What a time to be alive eh?
MAXIMUS: Too true... here it is.
*MAXIMUS returns with his pendant and shows LEAH.*
LEAH: Oh my word... it's beautiful. So shiny!
MAXIMUS: Thank you, I hardly ever get it out of this case. It has preserved the gold so well.
LEAH: Tell me about it, I have a few pieces from that time and they are all fading now. This is impressive, I'm jealous haha.
MAXIMUS: I've got a few tips and tricks I can show you to restore them if you want? It won't look brand new but it'll give that extra bit of sparkle that it used to have.
LEAH: Oh yes that'd be splendid Max!
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CHRISTMAS: I feel so fresh! Who knew mud would have so much cleansing benefits?
ANTWAN: It does? I might have to get me one of those… the mirror also told me a few things earlier. He said he saw A LOT more of Christmas than he expected.
CHRISTMAS: Of course! I wasn’t going to get in with my clothes on haha.
ANTWAN: He also saw something earlier too, a couple of people plotting stuff.
CHRISTMAS: Oh? What kind of stuff?
ANTWAN: He didn't elaborate, I think he might have been teasing or tricking me but he might not have heard properly.
CHRISTMAS: And this is the mirror who said all this? How odd.
ANTWAN: Yeah, we talk a lot. I've formed quite a close friendship there.
CHRISTMAS: Doesn't that give you an advantage of knowing plans in this house?
ANTWAN: I guess so... though some of them are incredibly wicked. They tell me lies, I know which ones not to listen to now.
CHRISTMAS: That reminds me about one of my co-workers, she used to spread lies on the farm to get a raise out of me. My dad finally gave her the sack when she joked about letting the reindeer out loose though. That joke went way too far.
ANTWAN: Wow! The reindeers were all fine though right?
CHRISTMAS: Absolutely! Our ranch has some of the best reindeer around, they are the creme de la creme of reindeer.
ANTWAN: Haha that is a bold statement Christmas, you sure none of the other reindeer ranchers will disagree?
CHRISTMAS: They can try but they'd be wrong. Our reindeers have all been raised from babies, fully groomed, well fed and exercised a plenty.
ANTWAN: I'd love a pet reindeer, they seem like really cool animals.
CHRISTMAS: They are, some can be a little bitey but they're overall very cool.
ANTWAN: Who is looking after them while you're in here?
CHRISTMAS: I have a few helpers. I closed the gates before I left though, don't want any runaway reindeers do we now.
ANTWAN: That's good, could you imagine if you had left the gates open. That would be CHAOS!
CHRISTMAS: Haha yeah... yeah...
ANTWAN: Are you okay Christmas? You're face has just turned upside down.
CHRISTMAS: It's nothing... oh no... did I close the gates?
ANTWAN: You did, right?
CHRISTMAS: I don't know... OH GOSH I DON'T KNOW!
ANTWAN: Christmas, where are you going?
CHRISTMAS: I need to find out if I did or not... That could be my whole life walking out of those gates back home.
ANTWAN: Christmas, wait...
CHRISTMAS: Sorry Antwan, I gotta go. I'll be back soon.
ANTWAN: ...Hmm, guess I'll stay here... hello magazines!
CHRISTMAS: I'm sorry but have you heard anything about the reindeers?
PRODUCER: I haven't heard of any stories on a reindeer rampage and your family haven't been in contact... so I'm guessing everything is fine.
CHRISTMAS: Could you please reach out to them and find out, I'm sure I closed the gates but my sister isn't the most smart should we say. If the reindeers had been gone for a week she wouldn't have bat and eyelid or even notice they would have left.
PRODUCER: Fine, I'll get someone onto it.
CHRISTMAS: Thank you so much!
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FIORELLA: Natalie... I have something to tell you.
NATALIE: Sure, what is it sweetie?
FIORELLA: I finally feel more confident around everyone here... I wasn't too sure at first, but I don't want to hide anymore. I want to talk to people.
NATALIE: Aww Fi! That's excellent news! I knew you'd start to come out of your shell eventually.
FIORELLA: It was hard but I'm getting more comfortable here.
NATALIE: I can tell! You've had such a big change just in one week. You don't seem as shy anymore.
FIORELLA: Don't get me wrong, I still am scared by the whole thing but I'm trying to push myself forward. Like the other night, I spoke to Milton of all people.
NATALIE: You did? That's something. What did you say to him?
FIORELLA: Nothing too big, I asked him to pass me the sugar for my tea... He didn't but at least I got the courage to ask him.
NATALIE: Figures, he's such a Karen. I'm so proud of you though.
FIORELLA: Aww Natalie... thank you. I wouldn't have been able to do it without you... you've been my rock in this house.
NATALIE: I knew from day one we'd be good friends, sometimes you just need someone to confide in. You know you can come to me anytime, right?
FIORELLA: Absolutely! And you to me.
NATALIE: I do have one thing I want to talk to you about, it's nothing personal it's game tactics.
FIORELLA: I have thought about this too, I have a few ideas of what could happen this week.
NATALIE: I've not ruled anyone out but there are a few people I would like to see on the chopping block.
DR. EVIL: Hey ladies, would anyone like a piece of... BANANA BREAD?! Mwahaha.
NATALIE: No thank you, I've had my bananas for today!
FIORELLA: I will. I love banana bread!
DR. EVIL: Perfecto! I shall save you some my dear.
FIORELLA: Yay, thank you.
NATALIE: Back to game talk, should we go through our ideas Fi?
FIORELLA: Yeah, let's do that.
DR. EVIL: Mwahaha my second deadly deed of the day will go down like a treat!
*DR. EVIL pours the mixture into the pan.*
DR. EVIL: Hmm... I've been thinking... Fiorella looks awfully familiar to me. Where have I seen her before? Hmm... I'm sure it'll come to me when I least expect it! For now... DEADLY BANANA BREAD!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
FIORELLA: What was that Dr. Evil?
DR. EVIL: Oh... nothing, I just saw... a funny face in the gloop.
FIORELLA: Haha okay.
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MILTON: You are handsome, you are smart, you are successful and have a good heart! If only others on this planet would use my mantra... there would be a lot of great people in the world!
*JACOB enters and notices MILTON.*
JACOB: Shit! Time to make a quick exit...
MILTON: Ahh Caleb, I was going to come find you- I'm glad you came to me instead. Saves me wearing out these million dollars shoes.
JACOB: Fuck...
JACOB: I've tried avoiding Milton the best I can, it's hard with all the ceremonies and challenges we have to do- it's near impossible. Most of the other time it is easy to avoid him... not today though. I thought I was being smart going into the orange yoga room and was horribly mistaken. He was in there and he wanted to talk game... ugh, I want to tell I have no intentions of working with him but I don't know what he has planned for revenge... and you know he'll try get revenge if you cross him. He's petty over the smallest of things, so you could imagine if it was something as big as ending the alliance. I guess I just have to keep up appearances and make out like I care for what he has to say. Ugh, it sucks.
MILTON: Where are you going, we need to talk strategy.
JACOB: Sorry, I was uhm... checking the door was closed... don't want people listening in do we?
MILTON: Good point, I knew you had potential! Now, close the door and come here. I've put my big brain to use.
JACOB: Sure... one second please.
*JACOB closes the door and goes over to MILTON.*
MILTON: As you are aware, we are the strongest people in this house... therefore, I want you to win this next HOH.
JACOB: Just like that? How am I supposed to win right off the bat?
MILTON: You will, I feel this challenge will be right up your alley.
JACOB: How do you know the challenges?
MILTON: I don't... I have offered production a nice sum of cash to put something in place for you to win though. That way you don't have to try as hard to win.
JACOB: That's cool and all but... I don't know whether I want to win HOH so soon.
MILTON: Of course you do, you want to get to the top 2 right?
JACOB: I mean... I want to win... but on my own accord.
MILTON: And you will, just with a bit of my influence. Now, you have to win, once you do I want you to nominate the drag queen and the old military guy.
JACOB: Don't I get to suggest people to nominate?
MILTON: No, those are the final nominees.
JACOB: But I... don't want to nominate them.
MILTON: Tough, that's the call. It's what we are going to do... or should I say you.
JACOB: ...Is there no room to negotiate?
MILTON: Do I look like I'm going to negotiate, stop complaining and just focus on winning this HOH.
JACOB: I thought we were an alliance, usually everyone in the alliance gets a say in decisions.
MILTON: You're wrong, I know what to do in this game to get far and that's what we need to do. Got it?
MILTON: Jacob was quite touchy about my decisions to nominate the drag queen and the military man. At the end of the day, if he wants to get far he is going to have to do what I say whether he likes it or not. I could take him out of the game now if I wanted to, my power knows no limits.
JACOB: Got it. I'll win the HOH... and nominate them two.
MILTON: Perfect! See, this alliance is working better than ever!
JACOB: Hmm... yeah. You could say that.
MILTON: Now all we have to do is wait until the challenge begins. Those two will regret the day they crossed the Wong dynasty.
EVEN: HELLO HOUSEMATES! THE TIME HAS COME TO START OUR SECOND HOH CHALLENGE! CAN YOU ALL PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE CHALLENGE ARENA!
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EVEN: Hello housemates! Welcome to the second HOH challenge. This challenge is called: "It Takes Three To Tile". The rules of this game are as follows... As you can see in front of you is a grid of 16 platforms with icons on them.
NOTE- For this challenge, the icons have been removed, I will show you all a copy of the grid used in the actual challenge at the start and the end.
EVEN: Each platform holds a certain amount of points, however these points will remain unknown until you reveal the points on the platform. Simples, right? Not entirely. To reveal a platform you must have 3 players on a platform at a time.
EVEN: Each round all players will remain off the grid until they choose which platform they would like to stand on. At the end of the round once everyone has chosen a platform (or not- that is an option to not choose a platform to stand on) if there are 3 players on a platform, that tile will reveal how many points you can earn at the end of the game. Are we clear?
ALL: Yeah!
EVEN: There will be 5 rounds of choosing platforms to give you plenty of time to uncover a few platforms. There is however, a trick to play if you are feeling devious. As we know 3 players are required on a platform to reveal the amount of points that platform is worth. If a 4th player decides to go on the platform, the platform will collapse and will be removed from the game entirely. This could be a good strategic move to use or simply if you fancy a bit of trolling.
EVEN: After the 5th round I will ask you to send me a private message on a note with your final move and what platform you want to stand on in the end game. Once I have these I will note these down and the player with the most points will be the winner of this challenge. In the final round however, only 1 player is allowed on a platform. If there is more than 1 player on a platform then the platform will collapse and both players will not earn any points. Now that we've covered the rules, are we all ready to begin with Round 1?
ALL: Yeah!
EVEN: Perfect! I hereby start the challenge, Round 1 begins now...
DARBY: I am going to choose the butterfly with these two lovely people!
ANTWAN: Oh stop it you with the compliments... kidding, please don't stop.
KISHA: Looks like we got 3 people on here! I hope it's worth a few points.
DARBY: Butterflies are beautiful, I'm sure they wouldn't give a cute creature something so low.
KISHA: Imagine if someone else was to come on here... the chaos would be cruel but also funny.
LEAH: Nobody want to join me on the music note? It would be the perfect for a little tile party.
MAXIMUS: Perhaps later on, I'm going to stick on this dog paw tile.
DR. EVIL: Could I make a suggestion? Would you both like to move onto this tile, the puzzle piece seems oddly fitting for a challenge. It could have the highest points!
LEAH: True... but everyone loves music, whether it be pop, rock, classical or in between.
DR. EVIL: Hmm... but the puzzle piece! It's calling mine and everyone's name.
JACOB: Aren't you going to choose a tile Fi?
FIORELLA: I wanted to go onto the crown... but...
JACOB: Why not? Is it because Milton is on it?
FIORELLA: Yeah...
JACOB: Be brave, don't be afraid of him. He's all bark and no bite.
FIORELLA: I'm not scared of Milton... I just... don't want the hassle of his comments... I just want to play a fun game and not have to worry. Jacob is right though, I need to be brave! I need to be confident and try to win... I know I can do it!
NATALIE: Please make room for the queen... she has come to take her crown!
MILTON: Pfft, queen... you're hardly a princess let alone a queen.
NATALIE: Meow, Milton has his claws out today. I'm more of a queen than you can believe henny.
MILTON: Ugh, please don't grace me with your degeneracy.
NATALIE: That's a big word, know how to spell it Milton?
MILTON: No and I don't care how you do.
EVEN: Okay guys and dolls, it's the end of Round 1. Let's see which tile everyone decided to stand on (or not).
ROUND 1:
DR. EVIL chooses PUZZLE PIECE
KISHA chooses BUTTERFLY
MILTON chooses CROWN
MAXIMUS chooses DOG PAW
ANTWAN chooses BUTTERFLY
NATALIE/SANDY chooses CROWN
DARBY chooses BUTTERFLY
LEAH chooses MUSIC NOTE
FIORELLA doesn't choose a platform
JACOB doesn't choose a platform
EVEN: Since there are 3 people on the BUTTERFLY platform, the amount of points for that platform have been revealed.
The BUTTERFLY platform is worth... 4 POINTS!
EVEN: 1 tile has now been revealed, 15 tiles remain! Good luck housemates, Round 2 begins now!
*FIORELLA stands up.*
FIORELLA: Be brave Fiorella! Be brave and stand on the tile.
JACOB: Yes Fi, you go show him who's boss!
FIORELLA: Hehe, thanks Jacob. Are you coming?
JACOB: Nah, I'm gonna sit out. I don't want the HOH.
FIORELLA: Aren't you staying on the crown with me Natalie?
NATALIE: No, I'm going to sit this one out... I think I might be on the edge of another wardrobe malfunction so I'm going to take a quick check... good luck on the tile though, he's a little touchy today.
FIORELLA: Oh no, I wish you hadn't told me that.
NATALIE: You'll be fine. Like you said earlier, you're getting more confident. You can own this moment!
FIORELLA: Yeah... yeah, you're right.
LEAH: Come onto the music tile with me Jacob. There's plenty of room.
JACOB: I'm good... I'm going to flop the challenge the best I can.
LEAH: Don't you want to win HOH?
JACOB: No, I'm happy to let it pass this week.
LEAH: Okie dokie... well, if you change your mind... my tile is free!
KISHA: Now we're all part of the fire gang, I'm glad I'm not the only one on this tile.
MAXIMUS: I was half expecting a real camp fire to come out from the floor, but apparently not... it is getting cold in here too, we could do with a bit of heat.
DR. EVIL: Fire is the best element of them all, so much potential... yes... potential for EVILLLLLL things! Mwahahaha.
KISHA: Oh no, Dr. Evil what have you got planned?
DR. EVIL: You'll see Kisha, you'll see. Mwahahahaha!
ANTWAN: Aww Leah, look at us billy no mates on the tiles alone.
LEAH: I know! I've got all this space to dance on the music note.
ANTWAN: And I'm all alone on this lovely heart tile... as the rock legend, Freddie Mercury once said... Find me somebody to love?
LEAH: Oh Antwan, you've officially started the lonely hearts club! I'd come and join you if I could.
ANTWAN: You've still got time to do so Leah.
LEAH: I'll pass, I can't turn my back on music.
ANTWAN: I guess I am truly the founder of the lonely hearts club. Membership to the club is officially open if any other lonely hearts want to join.
JACOB: Don't you have a husband Antwan?
ANTWAN: I do but I can't leave the lonely hearts now, there are people looking for love wanting to join as we speak. If I can help them through til' they find their Prince or Princess Charming then I must stay.
ANTWAN: Who knew an old blue guy would be the founder of the lonely hearts club?! I know it's all a little bit of fun, I've got a loving husband at home who I am absolutely over the moon with! By the way, if you're watching Pablo- love you! To all the lonely hearts in the world though, I'm here to answer your call! LONELY HEARTS UNITE!!!
EVEN: The round is up housemates! Let's see which tile everyone decided to stand on (or not).
ROUND 2:
KISHA chooses FIRE
MAXIMUS chooses FIRE
ANTWAN chooses HEART
MILTON chooses CROWN
DARBY chooses MOUSTACHE
DR. EVIL chooses FIRE
LEAH chooses MUSIC NOTE
FIORELLA chooses CROWN
JACOB doesn't choose a platform
NATALIE/SANDY doesn't choose a platform
EVEN: Since there are 3 people on the FIRE platform, the amount of points for that platform have been revealed.
The FIRE platform is worth... 2 POINTS!
EVEN: 2 tiles have now been revealed, 14 tiles remain! Good luck housemates, Round 3 begins now!
DARBY: You know what, I hate to see a lonely heart by themselves... I'm coming over to join you Antwan!
ANTWAN: Yesss! The lonely hearts group is growing.
DARBY: There's room for one more if someone wants to join.
ANTWAN: Please people! I'll get cookies if you do.
MAXIMUS: I'll join you both, now where are the cookies?
ANTWAN: Well... I... uhm... I'll have to get some first.
MAXIMUS: I feel like I've been duped. No cookies?!
ANTWAN: Don't you worry about it Max, I'll get the cookies as soon as I can.
MAXIMUS: Okay! Don't think I'll forget about it though! You can't coerce a man with cookies and not give them to him.
MILTON: Hmm...
FIORELLA: Is everything okay?
MILTON: No, why are you on this tile?
FIORELLA: I wanted to help... if I can see the points... I mean, if we can see the points...
MILTON: Do you think I need to know what the points are? I can just give the producers some money and they will rig the tiles in my favour.
FIORELLA: That's not really fair... at all.
MILTON: Does that really matter? If me, you and Caleb get to the end then that is the only thing that matters. Now tell him to get up and start playing.
FIORELLA: I think I'm going to choose another tile.
MILTON: Don't let me down Fiorella, you and Jacob need to help me or you'll pay the price.
FIORELLA: ...Yeah.
*FIORELLA switches tiles. JACOB comes over to her.*
JACOB: I thought I'd come over and see how you're doing.
FIORELLA: I'm fine... Milton is... well, you know what he's like. I thought it'd be best to go away from him.
JACOB: Yeah, I get it. I'm just glad you're fine.
FIORELLA: While you're here you might as well stand with me... if you want of course.
JACOB: Yeah sure, after this I'm going to go sit back down though.
FIORELLA: Cool!
NATALIE: Milton, I'm coming for the crown again!
MILTON: Ugh... please just leave already.
NATALIE: That's not a nice way to greet a lady!
MILTON: You're not a lady, you're a doofus.
NATALIE: BURN! Watch out everyone, this guy is roasting everyone today!
NATALIE: I love winding up our lordship here! He is so touchy and hides behind his dad's money and I find it hilarious. I don't think we will be friends once the show is over but in the meantime, I'm just gonna have fun and keep my eye on the prize. Plus make a menace as much as I can to annoy him haha.
*KISHA walks onto the heart platform.*
DARBY: WHAAAAAAAT?! Four people?
ANTWAN: Kisha, you've broken the platform?
KISHA: Hehe, I got a little mischievous, I wanna see what happens.
MAXIMUS: Well... at least that's one platform not to worry about in the final round.
KISHA: I'm sorry I just couldn't help it, I blame the little devil on my shoulder telling me to do it.
ANTWAN: I guess were not the lonely hearts group anymore... the broken hearts group just sounds so sad.
KISHA: Aww, I'll try and fix the broken hearts again. Promise!
DARBY: Who knew Kisha could be so cruel, I love it haha!
DR. EVIL: Mind if I join you two?
JACOB: Yeah, come on here.
DR. EVIL: Thank you, as wicked as I want to be I'd like to know the points on this platform.
FIORELLA: With three people on here we'll know the points, unless someone changes their mind and comes here.
DR. EVIL: If they do I will target them once my domination plans come into action. Mwahahaha!
EVEN: Damn! It's the end of another round! Let's see which tile everyone decided to stand on (or not).
ROUND 3:
ANTWAN chooses HEART
DARBY chooses HEART
MILTON chooses CROWN
MAXIMUS chooses HEART
KISHA chooses HEART
FIORELLA chooses SCISSORS
DR. EVIL chooses SCISSORS
JACOB chooses SCISSORS
NATALIE/SANDY chooses CROWN
LEAH doesn't choose a platform
EVEN: Since there are 4 people on the HEART platform, the platform collapses and is void from the game.
The HEART platform has been REMOVED from the game.
EVEN: Since there are 3 people on the SCISSORS platform, the amount of points for that platform have been revealed.
The SCISSORS platform is worth... 8 POINTS!
EVEN: 3 tiles have now been revealed, 12 tiles remain! Good luck housemates, Round 4 begins now!
LEAH: I tried to do a quick outfit change and I missed it!
FIORELLA: You gotta make sure... you're on the tile.
LEAH: Sorry, I got perspirating from all the dancing I've done on the tile. I should be fine until the end...
FIORELLA: If you need a tissue... I could see if I have some.
LEAH: I should be fine but thank you.
KISHA: No one wants to come onto the lips with me?
MAXIMUS: You broke everyone's heart Kisha, no one feels smoochy now.
KISHA: Haha I'll make it up to everybody, I swear!
MAXIMUS: It's all good fun. I'm gonna stay on this ribbon tile, I don't think anyone has stood on it yet.
DARBY: Well, well, well... fancy seeing you here.
MILTON: Hmm... hello... What do you want?
DARBY: You know that big giant wallet you have... are you open for any offers?
MILTON: I'm sorry, not for you. The wallet is firmly shut.
DARBY: Really? Fine, your loss... kidding, I wouldn't taken a penny.
DARBY: I thought I'd test my luck and ask for some of Milton's pocket money and he denied my request! How rude, I guess I'm not worthy of his money. At least I'll get my big pay out at the end of the season though so there's nothing to worry about.
ANTWAN: I'll join you two on this tile, let's find out some more points in this game!
NATALIE: Yes, thanks Antwan.
DR. EVIL: Brilliant! I would have liked to have revealed this tile first but I can't complain now we're finally going to see the points.
NATALIE: Jacob, are you still sitting out?
JACOB: Yeah... I'm not going to play. I'll sit here and supervise.
EVEN: Numero cuatro is over and done with. Let's see which tile everyone decided to stand on (or not).
ROUND 4:
DR. EVIL chooses PUZZLE PIECE
ANTWAN chooses PUZZLE PIECE
MILTON chooses SCISSORS
MAXIMUS chooses RIBBON
KISHA chooses LIPS
FIORELLA chooses DOG PAW
DARBY chooses SCISSORS
LEAH chooses MUSIC NOTE
NATALIE/SANDY chooses PUZZLE PIECE
JACOB doesn't choose a platform
EVEN: Since there are 3 people on the PUZZLE PIECE platform, the amount of points for that platform have been revealed.
The PUZZLE PIECE platform is worth... 3 POINTS!
EVEN: 4 tiles have now been revealed, 11 tiles remain! Good luck housemates, Round 5 begins now!
JACOB: Are you sitting out too?
ANTWAN: Yeah, I could try for another tile but I'm happy with the ones on show now.
JACOB: I might go up... ugh, never mind I'll pass again.
ANTWAN: You haven't gone up much... you sure you want to throw the challenge?
JACOB: Yeah... I don't need it and I don't want it this week.
NATALIE: We're on the same tile with each other again, great minds do think a like huh?
DR. EVIL: Of course Natalie! All we need is one more person to reveal the points on this tile... Leah, would you be our third person and come here?
LEAH: I'll pass, I'm keeping on my music note.
DR. EVIL: It would be a silly move to not come here... this is our last chance to find out where the points are.
LEAH: You two could come here... I've been on this tile all game and no one else has tried to come onto here.
DR. EVIL: You come here, there's room for one more person.
NATALIE: Yeah, it would be cool if you could come onto our tile Leah. I know you like the music note but it'll be good to have an idea about where the other points are.
LEAH: Hmm... I'm not too sure guys... I'm going to stay here. I'm sorry.
ANTWAN: Are you sure you don't want to play Jake?
JACOB: Yeah... it's for the best if I stay out of it.
*JACOB stares down to the floor and looks at his hand.*
ANTWAN: Hmm... okay.
MILTON: Hmph, I dare you... stay on this crown tile and see what living under the poverty line is like. You should have taken my... donation.
MAXIMUS: I think I'll stay here Milty.
MILTON: Don't give me a nickname.
MAXIMUS: I don't know what you are talking about sonny.
MILTON: Grr...
*FIORELLA comes over to the crown tile.*
FIORELLA: There's 3 people here... time to find out what the points are for this tile.
MILTON: You better hope this tile offers the most points.
FIORELLA: Please... leave me be.
DARBY: Oh no...
MAXIMUS: What's up Darby?
DARBY: It's gonna happen again! You all better prepare for this!
FIORELLA: No... Kisha, no, please don't...
*KISHA stands on the crown tile.*
KISHA: Sorry guys, the devil was on my shoulder again... he told me to be a little mischievous again.
MAXIMUS: Kisha! You and Dr. Evil should team up, you'll be unstoppable.
DR. EVIL: I must say, she is showing prowess on being EVILLLLLLLLL!
KISHA: Hehe, we'd be a great pair of evil geniuses!
MILTON: You've destroyed this tile... why would you do that?
KISHA: Why not? It's all a little bit of fun, you wouldn't have wanted the points anyway.
MILTON: I would have done... if they were the best ones in the game.
KISHA: Oh well, not this time. Sorry!
KISHA: I came into this challenge focused but then I got a little mischievous and wanted to cause a little bit of havoc. It's fun to be a little bit cheeky sometimes, right? No one got hurt so it's all fine and well!
DARBY: I don't think anyone else can reveal a tile this round can they?
*DARBY looks around the room.*
DARBY: Nope, doesn't look like it.
MILTON: Ha, like we need to know where the points are anyway, the producers will put them where they like once we've chosen.
DARBY: Nah, they wouldn't do that.
EVEN: And with Round 5, we come to a close! Let's see which tile everyone decided to stand on (or not).
ROUND 5:
MILTON chooses CROWN
DR. EVIL chooses MOUSTACHE
DARBY chooses ENVELOPE
MAXIMUS chooses CROWN
FIORELLA chooses CROWN
KISHA chooses CROWN
NATALIE/SANDY chooses MOUSTACHE
LEAH chooses MUSIC NOTE
ANTWAN doesn't choose a platform
JACOB doesn't choose a platform
EVEN: Since there are 4 people on the CROWN platform, the platform collapses and is void from the game.
The CROWN platform has been REMOVED from the game.
EVEN: 4 tiles have now been revealed, 10 tiles remain concealed! Now that we have completed all 5 rounds, it is time to select the final tile you want to stay on. As announced before, only 1 person can be on a tile to earn those points. If there are more than 1 person on each tile then that tile will be removed from the game and both players will not earn any points.
EVEN: Without further or do, please go off to the side and use the pen and paper supplied to you. Once you have wrote which platform you want to be on, insert the paper into this box down here. Once done, I will read through the notes and tally up the points associated with that platform.
*EVEN clears his throat.*
EVEN: In addition to this, may I remind you all that Natalie has a "HOH ADVANTAGE" following the prize from last week. This advantage will grant Natalie a +1 score on her final choice. Therefore if she gets a tile worth 4 points, she will get the plus 1 advantage taking it to 5 points for the final score... now, housemates. It's time to write down which tile you want!
*The housemates go off individually and write down the platform they wish to stand on to gain points.*
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EVEN: Welcome back housemates! I have now received all of your notes and I have tallied up the scores. Before I reveal who the winner of the HOH challenge is this week, I have put up the grid with all points here so you can see where all of the points were in the game. As you can tell, the highest amount of points was 8 and all numbers from 1-8 had two appearances in the grid.
ALL: Ooh!
EVEN: Now that we know the scores... it's time to reveal who in fact chose the platform with the highest amount of points.
ALL: Yay!
EVEN: I can confirm, we have a new HOH!
EVEN: Without further or do, I can now reveal... the winner of the second HOH challenge is in fact...
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EVEN: Fiorella!
FIORELLA: I... won? I'm speechless... wow!
HOH SCORES:
Fiorella- 8 (Scissors)
Kisha- 7 (Lips)
Antwan- 6 (Exclamation Point)
Natalie- 6 (Bone + 1 ADV)
Dr. Evil- 3 (Puzzle Piece)
Leah- 1 (Music Note)
Darby- 0 (Car- Duplicate)
Jacob- 0 (Hand- Duplicate)
Maximus- 0 (Car- Duplicate)
Milton- 0 (Hand- Duplicate)
EVEN: Congratulations Fiorella! You are the HOH this week. With this new power you are immune from eviction this week and will have the power to nominate two nominees to put on the chopping block... Darby, Jacob, Maximus & Milton as you four are the lowest scorers in this challenge you will be the Have-Nots for the week. You will only have access to slop and will eat nothing but slop for the week.
EVEN: Now that we have revealed our HOH this week, it is time to return to the ceremony room where Fiorella will nominate two housemates for eviction. Good luck everyone!
*The housemates head to the ceremony room.*
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EVEN: Welcome back to the ceremony room! First of all, I'd like to congratulate Fiorella on her HOH win. Since you have won this challenge Fiorella, you have earned your 1st piece of the overruling hex! You will need to earn 2 more pieces before you can use this.
EVEN: Fiorella, as you know your HOH win has given you the chance to nominate 2 of your fellow housemates for eviction. Your 2 nominees, as well as yourself and 3 randomly selected housemates will compete in the POP challenge later on this week for the chance to win the veto.
FIORELLA: Okie dokie.
EVEN: Following the deal from the last episode, Christmas cannot be nominated this week as she has used an IMMUNITY BADGE, the rest of the house are eligible for nominations though. I hope you have considered your choices as I will need you now to nominate your 2 housemates!
FIORELLA: Thank you Even... I am ready... to nominate.
EVEN: In that case... Fiorella, who are you nominating for eviction?
*Drum roll.*
FIORELLA: This is so scary... but... I'm ready... Even, I am going to nominate...
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FIORELLA: Kisha and Maximus. Kisha... you broke our hearts and our crown! Max, because... well... to be fair... I'm a little lost on who to vote... because I'm not sure what the smartest move is here... I'm sorry I rolled a dice and got you Max. Sorry!
EVEN: I'm so sorry guys but Fiorella has decided to nominate you for eviction. All is not lost though, both of you are automatically enrolled onto the POP challenge for a chance to save yourself from the block.
EVEN: With that news, it is time to conclude the nominations ceremony. I will see you all again at the POP challenge where one person will win the veto and have the chance to save one of the nominees on the block! Goodbye everybody!
ALL: Bye Even!
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KISHA: Today has been interesting, I blow up the challenge and get put up onto the block.
CHRISTMAS: That sucks, I wish you weren't on the block. For what it's worth, I thought it was funny how you kept destroying the platforms.
KISHA: It's all good. I'm actually looking forward to being nominated.
CHRISTMAS: You are?
KISHA: Yeah! It gives me a sense of thrill, plus I get to play in another challenge! Do you think I should cause mischief in that one or not?
CHRISTMAS: As much as I'd love to see that, maybe tone it down a little until you're safe of course.
KISHA: Yeah good thinking. Looks like I've got a plan. I feel bad for Max.
CHRISTMAS: Yeah, two weeks in a row on the block is rough. I don't doubt he'll give it his all to stay safe.
KISHA: He's a fighter, that's for sure. I like him a lot.
CHRISTMAS: I like him too, I'm glad neither of my noms went home last week. They are cool people and I'm glad they've got more time to enjoy this game.
KISHA: True but we lost Ken instead.
CHRISTMAS: Yeah... well... that happened and now it's done.
KISHA: Can I ask a big favour from you?
CHRISTMAS: Sure go ahead.
KISHA: I may need to rally a few people to help me get off the block, do you think you can help me in doing so?
CHRISTMAS: Sure, I can talk with a few of the others. I'm sure we can find a few people to help easily.
KISHA: Thanks Christmas, I appreciate it.
CHRISTMAS: No worries!
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MAXIMUS: It looks like it will be another week full of focus, determination and power to stay here!
MILTON: Hmph, it didn't have to be this way.
MAXIMUS: Whatever will be, will be. If my journey consists of me fighting week in and out to stay here, then so be it.
MILTON: I told you, you should have taken my donation... but you were stubborn.
MAXIMUS: I'm on the block again, which is a little hard but it gives me a chance to re-evaluate this house and ultimately this game. All of you know that I am not going to sit down and accept my fate, I have a chance to save myself in the POP challenge and I'm going to take full advantage of the opportunity. Here comes my first step to securing my place in this house once more.
MAXIMUS: I am not stubborn, I came to play the game. I didn't come here to accept your 'charitable' donation.
MILTON: That money could have changed your life.
MAXIMUS: Poppycock, it wouldn't have made one ounce of change for me.
MILTON: Hmph, if you say so.
*MAXIMUS gets up from the lounger.*
MILTON: Where are you going?
MAXIMUS: Oh do be quiet Milty. You do talk an awful lot.
MILTON: Watch your tongue old man!
MAXIMUS: Or what? What are you going to do? Nothing... now if you'll excuse me. I'm going to make my bed.
MILTON: Don't just walk away from me! I wasn't finished.
MAXIMUS: Well I was, goodnight Milty!
MILTON: Don't... call... me... Milty! It's Milton, Milton Wong!
EVEN: On that final note I can conclude this episode. Following the events of the episode, will Kisha or Maximus be able to save themselves from the block? And if they do, who will be the housemate to go up in their place on the block? Thank you for reading the episode and don't forget to come back next time for the POP challenge. Goodbye everyone!
HOUSEMATES:
Antwan Plum (Shadami)
Christmas Burghley (twiddle3)
Darby Ellesentway (Tigerblu11)
Dr. Evil Domination (M13Vulpecula)
Fiorella Bandini (PieceOfPrincess)
Jacob Price (lillibattenberg)
Kisha Patel (Alleenmens)
Leah Hinton (ninjakid150)
Maximus Payne (SimTresa)
Milton Wong (HayloHusky)
Natalie Pollard / Sandy Fresco (YJB19299)
WD: Ken Lovelace (Keyenpeydee)
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