EVEN: Welcome to Abnormality- Season 6! We are back with an all new season with 12 fresh faced housemates willing to fight it out to win the grand prize! Over the next 9 weeks, our housemates will compete in many challenges in order to come out on top as the winner of Season 6! The winner will receive a total of $500,000 as well as a place in our hall of fame. Previously on Abnormality, Antwan, Jacob and Natalie/Sandy found themselves on the block after being nominated by the current HOH: Leah. Natalie/Sandy went on to win the POP challenge and decided to use the veto on herself which removed her from the chopping block. Now that the eviction day is here, Antwan and Jacob will face the vote and one of them will be going home tonight! Who will be the unlucky housemate to go home? We'll find out on this episode of... Abnormality!
CHRISTMAS: Evil! You accepted my invitation to speak.
DR. EVIL: I did, it sounded urgent. I hope this isn't part of some devious plan to get back at me for my upmost impressive pranks.
CHRISTMAS: No... in fact. It's quite the opposite. I accept defeat and surrender.
DR. EVIL: You're doing what now? Are you admitting that I have won?
CHRISTMAS: It pains me to say it but yes.
DR. EVIL: Muwahahaha I knew you didn't have what it takes to go up against the wicked and powerful Dr. Evil Domination! It's good that you have given up now rather than later.
CHRISTMAS: Since you have won though, I wanted to give you a present as a reward for your pranks.
DR. EVIL: A present? Well, that is kind of you. I didn't know we were doing gifts.
CHRISTMAS: We're not but I just wanted to do something good. It's not everyday you get to win a prank war.
DR. EVIL: Hmm... this all seems too good to be true... something isn't quite right here...
CHRISTMAS: Don't be silly. Look, here's the present for you.
DR. EVIL: I'm not touching it. I bet it's a mustard bomb or something alike.
CHRISTMAS: Trust me, there's no mustard bombs or banana bombs or anything that will jump out at you.
DR. EVIL: Hmm. Very well, thank you. What is it?
CHRISTMAS: Open it up and see.
*CHRISTMAS hands DR. EVIL the present.*
DR. EVIL: It feels really heavy.
CHRISTMAS: Yeah it is, I'm surprised I could get it in but luckily I used one of my dad's magic boxes. He uses them a lot when he's playing Santa and giving the presents away. It's like an illusion box, it looks smaller but can hold a lot of stuff in it.
DR. EVIL: Hmm, I may have to invest in one of them. It'll be able to hold all my death rays won't it?
CHRISTMAS: Uhm, maybe... I'm not too sure.
DR. EVIL: Oh... it's a stereo player.
CHRISTMAS: Yeah... well, it's more of a boombox. I thought it'd be a nice little gift for you. I even made sure to include a complimentary Christmas song playlist for you.
DR. EVIL: I like it very much. Let's listen to a few of them while we're here.
CHRISTMAS: Nah, you don't want to listen to them all at once.
DR. EVIL: I'm playing it.
*The boombox begins to play the first song.*
♫Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeers pulling on the reins
Bells are ringing, children singing, all is merry and bright
So hang your stockings and say your prayers, 'cause Santa Claus comes tonight♫
DR. EVIL: Ooh, I like this one.
♫Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane
He's got a bag that's filled with toys for boys and girls again
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle, oh what a beautiful sight
So jump in bed and cover your head, 'cause Santa Claus comes tonight♫
CHRISTMAS: Hehe, I'm glad you do. Muwahahaha!
CHRISTMAS: I know what all you chirpy cheeper's are saying at home. Christmas, you're getting your behind handed to you in this prank war! You're right... but... with my new boombox, I am going to come back with a bang and get right on Dr. Evil's last nerves. This prank is going to be EPIC! Just wait and see.
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SIMBIT: You have completed 20 miles, only 5 more to go!
ANTWAN: Yes, a new record. I am absolutely killing my timed trials!
*ANTWAN hears the door creak open. Someone walks in.*
ANTWAN: Hello? Who is that?
MILTON: I thought I'd find you in here.
ANTWAN: Oh Milton... this is an unexpected surprise.
MILTON: Yes it is. I would have come to you sooner but I have been weighing up a few options in my head.
ANTWAN: That sounds like it was quite a conundrum.
MILTON: It was but I think it is easy to resolve... all it takes is you.
ANTWAN: Me? How can I help you out?
MILTON: As you are fully aware, I am a very generous person. I don't offer deals so easily now but I am willing to make an exception for you.
ANTWAN: A deal? What kind of deal are you talking about?
MILTON: I'll offer you a very nice sum of $20,000 simoleons in exchange for you to walk out of this house before the eviction today.
ANTWAN: You want me to quit the show for $20,000 simoleons? Why would I want to do that?
MILTON: Uhm, hello... when will you earn $20,000 simoleons as easily in your life? It's a nice little gift from me to you.
ANTWAN: I hate to disappoint you but there is no way I'm taking your money.
MILTON: Excuse me?! Are you stupid, you'll never get offered this amount of money ever again.
ANTWAN: I'm not here for the money. You know that! I'm here for the experience and to have as much fun as I can.
MILTON: You've had your fun, you've had four weeks of fun. Take the money and leave with your memories and there doesn't need to be any trouble.
*ANTWAN gets off of the machine.*
ANTWAN: No, I'm enjoying myself here and I want to stay. I'm not leaving just because you want me to.
MILTON: If you don't accept then I'll rally everyone together to take you out whether you like it or not.
ANTWAN: Don't blackmail me Milton, I don't appreciate that!
MILTON: Accept my money then, I won't ask you again. If you decline now you won't see one penny going forward.
ANTWAN: Fair does. I decline and I would've declined again and again if you would have asked me.
ANTWAN: There isn't a bat out of hell's chance that I would ever take any money from Milton. I'm having way too much fun here to even consider it. The experience is worth so much more than any money could buy me to just walk out of the house. Hell to the no on that, let's continue the party guys!
MILTON: Hmph, you're a fool. You imbeciles think you know better than everyone else. Your ignorance is going to blind you and you're going to walk away from this show wishing you would have done things differently.
ANTWAN: I might be a fool but I'm a happy fool. Ciao Milton, I hope you have a good time with the many moneybags you have.
MILTON: I will... you on the other hand better pack your bags. Your time is almost over.
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FIORELLA: I really like this picture, it keeps me calm when I'm feeling a bit panicky.
KISHA: Yeah it's nice, it looks like it's been hand painted. I wonder who it was who made it?
FIORELLA: It has a little signature in the bottom right there... I can't tell what it says though.
KISHA: I'd like to start painting again, it has been like forever since I last did it.
FIORELLA: It's really therapeutic... I like to paint old buildings.
KISHA: That's awesome, I'd love to seem them when we get out of here.
FIORELLA: I'd like that. I have a whole book full... I like to do them when I'm not reading my books.
KISHA: Say Fi, could we have a quick chat about something? It's fine if you don't want to but I think it'd be good to talk about it.
FIORELLA: Uhm, okay... what is it about?
KISHA: Jacob!
KISHA: I made a promise to Jacob that I would talk to Fiorella for him. It's going to be a little awkward but I think it'll be good for both of them to get their feelings out there into the universe. I got to admit though, I think it's going to be hard for Fi to open up about how she is truly feeling. She's a very private person and doesn't necessarily find it easy to open up to everyone else, you know?
FIORELLA: I see... how is he doing?
KISHA: He's doing okay, he's a bit nervous about the eviction but he seems to be happy.
FIORELLA: That's good... I'm glad he isn't sad about it.
KISHA: He told me that he misses you though, he said that you both haven't talked much since last week.
FIORELLA: No... we've been a bit distant after what was said.
KISHA: Yeah, that was a rough spot for everyone I think.
FIORELLA: Haha it was... I hated it.
KISHA: Did Jacob explain everything to you? I know him and I don't think he'd want you out of this house.
FIORELLA: He did... but I'm still unsure. I feel nervous around him now haha.
KISHA: Aww he's a lovely guy though Fi. He has always had your best interests at heart.
FIORELLA: Hmm... but this is a game too... maybe he just saw me as a silly girl who he could keep on his side... until he needed to save himself and throw someone under the bus.
KISHA: Aww Fi, you don't think he would actually do that do you?
FIORELLA: I don't know anymore... the water has been muddied so much by everyone... nothing is clear to me anymore.
KISHA: He does like you though Fi, he really does.
FIORELLA: I don't think we can be friends in here... not while the game is still on. I'll get hurt again... I know I will.
KISHA: Please talk to him Fi, it'll definitely help.
FIORELLA: I'll think about it... I will.
KISHA: Good. If you ever want to talk about anything too, you can come to me and talk about it.
FIORELLA: Thanks Kisha. I appreciate it.
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♫Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane
He doesn't care if you're rich or poor, he loves you just the same
Santa Claus knows we're all God's children, that makes everything right
So fill your hearts with Christmas cheer, 'cause Santa Claus comes tonight♫
DR. EVIL: What in the...
*DR. EVIL wakes from his nap and looks at the boombox.*
DR. EVIL: How is this possible? I canned the stupid contraption. It shouldn't have made it's way back here.
♫Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane
He'll come around when chimes ring out that it's Christmas morn' again
Peace on Earth will come to all if we just follow the light
So let's give thanks to the lord above, 'cause Santa Claus comes tonight♫
DR. EVIL: This blasted song is causing me pain! I cannot believe that sneaky Christmas only put the one song on repeat.
DR. EVIL: What is this demonic contraption of Satanity? The song... it is clouding the judgement process of my nefariously evil noggin! That nasty Christmas lady... I must concoct another scheme to get even at her... but that nooooiiisee... AAAAARGHHH!!! Grrr… She. Will. Pay…
DR. EVIL: What on earth are you doing here, sneaking around my bed?
NATALIE: I wasn't sneaking, I've just been dancing to the song.
DR. EVIL: You like this song? I utterly loathe the tune now.
NATALIE: Hell yeah, well... it's okay. I'm just glad we can listen to a bit of music. It feels like forever since we last heard something with a melody to it.
DR. EVIL: The melody is driving me insane! If I hear Santa Claus one more time, I am going to take my gargantuan lizard warriors and destroy this entire house.
NATALIE: Okay, I'm low-key terrified by that idea but also low-key interested to see how that would go down!
♫Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeers pulling on the reins
Bells are ringing, children singing, all is merry and bright
Hang your stockings and say your prayers, 'cause Santa Claus comes tonight♫
DR. EVIL: That is it! I'm taking action against this bile!
NATALIE: Chill Evil, it's just a song.
DR. EVIL: It isn't just a song if you can hear it ringing in your head when you're trying to go to sleep. That is an invasion of my psychological well being.
NATALIE: Or... maybe it's just a really catchy song?
DR. EVIL: Grr...
DR. EVIL: Regardless of what it is, I need to reclaim my lead in this prank war. I need to make sure my next one is extremely dangerous! I need to make sure that whatever scheme I conduct on her, that it will not be able to be overshadowed easily.
NATALIE: You could just pie her in the face? It's simple but effective.
DR. EVIL: No, I need something of more grandeur... in fact. I have the perfect idea what to do!
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*JACOB sighs loudly.*
JACOB: Bleh, I feel lousy today. Why am I feeling this way?
*The door opens and CHRISTMAS appears. She walks in.*
JACOB: Christmas! Hey, how are you doing? I thought you were going to go for a swim in the pool?
CHRISTMAS: I was but then I had a hilarious idea to get back at Dr. Evil, you should have seen his face after the 35th time 'Here Comes Santa Claus' was played.
JACOB: Haha, it sounds like you're coming back strong in the prank war.
CHRISTMAS: I am, Dr. Evil didn't see it coming from a mile off. How are you? You look a little down since this morning.
JACOB: I'm just stuck in my head. Overthinking is stupid and horrible sometimes.
CHRISTMAS: Yeah, overthinking can be a right biatch.
JACOB: I feel like I haven't enjoyed myself this last week, the repercussions from Darby's outburst has just been looming over my head like a rain cloud.
CHRISTMAS: Aww babe, I can't imagine how it's felt to try and get back to normal after that. She left a real stink bomb before she left, it stunk worse than the reindeer manure I used to shovel haha.
JACOB: Ugh, it doesn't matter anymore. She's toxic and we're all still here. I just hope I have the votes to keep me here tonight. I don't want to leave without mending my friendship with Fiorella. That'd be sad.
CHRISTMAS: Fi is a real sweetheart, you two will be friends long after this show is done.
JACOB: Thanks Christmas, I hope that's true.
CHRISTMAS: If it isn't, I'll eat my hat... wait, I don't have one. I will eat someone's hat! Unless it's a straw hat, that could be a disaster.
JACOB: Haha you're funny!
CHRISTMAS: Thank you... how are you doing with campaigning for votes? Has anyone come to you yet to do a deal?
JACOB: I've talked to a few people, I'm still nervous about how the votes will fall though.
CHRISTMAS: If you want, I could come up with a deal if you want to? Antwan hasn't come to me to ask for my vote so I think we could definitely come to some agreement.
JACOB: Sure, let's talk about it- I am open to hear what you have on your mind.
CHRISTMAS: Perfect, let's make this interesting!
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NATALIE: Oh god, I have a lot of feelings right now. It feels so good and also kinda cathartic that I won the POP especially with how in my head I was prior to it, but seeing Leah struggle so bad in the challenge... it was very hard to watch. I actually really look up to her because of her positive spirit and that she doesn't let her age define her in any way or form, plus she has been this motherly figure for us all in the house thus far, so seeing her freeze on that stage was heart-breaking. I knew right away when Antwan suggested to look for her that I had to come with him. She was there for me when I felt my lowest, now it is my time to give my support for her, because I feel like she really needs somebody who listens to her. Antwan and I wanna let her know that regardless of this game, she has us as her friends and her new Abnormality family.
ANTWAN: I'm glad you wanted to talk Leah, we said earlier that we weren't sure if you were okay.
LEAH: Yeah, it's been an eventful week for me. First the HOH, then I got some serious news. It's all been very overwhelming.
NATALIE: Do you want to talk about it? If you don't want to that is a-okay, we'll sashay our sweet tooshies out of here.
LEAH: No, it's okay. I think I'll feel better if I let you both know... it's family related.
NATALIE: Oh I see. Is everything okay?
LEAH: No, not really. I expected it would happen, a few things happened before the show which I knew about but I just had it confirmed more or less.
ANTWAN: It's hard to talk about family related stuff, I should know I've had a few issues I've had to deal with in the past.
LEAH: It is... it is my brother. He's been diagnosed with Stage 3 cancer.
NATALIE: That's awful news, I'm so sorry for you and your brother Leah.
ANTWAN: Yeah, it's a horrible situation to be in. I hope he is resting up.
LEAH: He's receiving good care which I'm grateful for but I have been contemplating what I'm going to do. I've thought about leaving and being with him.
ANTWAN: What would he want you to do?
LEAH: He said he wanted me to stay here and keep playing.
NATALIE: What are you going to do?
LEAH: I'm really unsure, I want to still play for him but I feel so useless about it. I wish I could support him.
ANTWAN: Being here will support him though, you're respecting his wishes!
LEAH: I know but it still feels wrong... maybe I need to leave and go take care of him.
NATALIE: Whatever you decide to do just remember that we have your back no matter what. You're loved here and we know that you'll make the right decision.
LEAH: Thank you both so much, I love you all for being so lovely to me.
NATALIE: We're friends for life now Leah, we care about you and your family!
ANTWAN: We certainly do don't! Our family is your family and yours is ours now.
LEAH: You are both wonderful! I'm so lucky to have got to know you both so well... I think I know what I'm going to do. It might not be a lot but it'll be something to show my support for my brother while I'm in here.
NATALIE: If you need us to help with anything, just give us a shout Leah.
LEAH: No worries, I will do. Thank you both!
LEAH: Being so far away from my brother at such a crucial time during his battle with cancer has definitely left me feeling deflated. I wish I could be next to him right now but I will respect his wishes and continue playing this game for him! I have thought up a great idea how to show my support while I'm in here though, let's just say I might have to get my hands on some clippers.
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FIORELLA: This is fun... I've missed talking to you.
JACOB: I've missed it too. It's felt really weird not being friends.
FIORELLA: It has... I don't want to experience anything like that again. It wasn't nice... for both of us.
JACOB: Yeah, it was all kinds of ugly. Hopefully that has cleared things up.
FIORELLA: Yes it has... I feel much better now.
FIORELLA: I thought about what Kisha said to me earlier... so I decided to sit down with Jacob... and talk through everything that has happened since the Darby situation. I think it definitely helped to communicate... to each other... especially about how we were feeling. I feel better now.
JACOB: I'm glad... I really am.
FIORELLA: I didn't want to tell you this... but I wrote a little poem about you this week. It's a nice poem.
JACOB: You did? That's really sweet Fi.
FIORELLA: Yeah... it's stupid really... It was about our friendship.
JACOB: I'd love to hear it someday. I hope it's all good stuff you wrote about me.
FIORELLA: It was... I did want to write some bad stuff but I couldn't... I could not think of any bad things about you.
JACOB: You're just saying that! There is plenty that's wrong with me.
FIORELLA: No there isn't. Don't say that again, it's not true!
JACOB: You're really kind you know that.
FIORELLA: I do... maybe too kind sometimes. I like making people smile and be happy though.
*MILTON enters the bedroom.*
MILTON: Well what do we have here... looks like we have a scruffy loser trying to talk to Fiorella. I can have security escort him away if you want.
FIORELLA: No, I don't want you to do that. I was talking to Jacob about everything.
MILTON: Interesting, well don't be getting too comfortable. This traitor will sell you down the river the first moment he gets. First he'll try to gain your trust again and then he'll throw you under the bus as fast as he can.
JACOB: Can't you just go and jump off a cliff Milton?
MILTON: No, I wouldn't want to give you the satisfaction. I'd rather stay here and wind you up a little more.
JACOB: I'm not going to buckle under your insults and taunts, you don't bother me anymore.
MILTON: Of course I do, just look at you- you really want to hurt me but you can't.
MILTON: I'm thoroughly displeased with Antwan but Jacob is proving to be quite entertaining to me. He always takes the bait and gets riled up with my comments. If only he had stayed aligned to me, he wouldn't be in this situation right now. The foolish cretin.
JACOB: It wouldn't be worth getting kicked out of the house for.
MILTON: No it wouldn't, you would go home with nothing and I'd be still here with my millions have a measly average experience.
JACOB: It's been fun Fi but I'm going to go get ready.
FIORELLA: Okay... see you soon Jacob.
EVEN: HELLO HOUSEMATES! THE TIME HAS COME TO VOTE. THE THIRD EVICTION CEREMONY WILL BEGIN SHORTLY. CAN ALL HOUSEMATES PLEASE MEET IN THE CEREMONY AREA TO BEGIN THE EVICTION.
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EVEN: Hello housemates! Welcome to the third eviction ceremony of Season 6! Tonight, one of our fantastic nominees will unfortunately be sent packing and will leave the competition. But who goes, the house will decide!
EVEN: In tonight's eviction each of you will have the chance to vote one of your nominees on the chopping block to leave the competition. The housemate on the block who receives the most votes to evict will leave the competition immediately.
EVEN: Antwan and Jacob, unfortunately you are the unlucky housemates facing eviction tonight. Since you are the nominees this week you are not eligible to vote in the eviction ceremony this week, is this clear?
ANTWAN: Abso-doodle-lutely.
JACOB: Yes Even, same as last week!
EVEN: Leah, as you are the current reigning HOH you are also not eligible to vote in this eviction ceremony. If the house fails to come to a majority vote, you will get the chance to decide who will go home though. Once you have made this decision, the housemate you vote out will leave immediately. Is this clear?
LEAH: Oh yes, very clear thank you Even.
EVEN: Perfect! Now that all the ground rules have been covered, it is time to officially begin the vote!
ALL: Ooh!
EVEN: Antwan and Jacob, I wish you the best of luck. Let the eviction ceremony begin! Our first housemate who will cast their vote tonight is... SANDY! Please make your way to the diary room to cast your vote.
SANDY: Yassss! Good luck to both of you. Let's get this voting started queens!
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SANDY: I sadly vote to evict ______ tonight. It was a tough decision, but in the end I think ______ is more likely to help me understand why the damn dishwasher is broken. He says it is probably something harmless, but rumour has it that dishwasher is jealous because apparently the sink and the fridge are 'getting it on'... what, I never said I wasn't crazy.
CHRISTMAS: I would like to evict ______ because I think this is what is best for my game, either way, I don't want to see either of you two go home, you know, I've gotten along so well with you both it's like a gut punch this week. It all comes down to who I think I can trust more and well, one of you guys is really under the thumb of Milton so you have to go. I just hope I'm not off the Christmas card list, see ya around babe.
MILTON: I would like ______ to walk out the door today. As much as I resent ______ for rejecting my $20,000 offer to watch him leave the house, I cannot in good conscious allow ______ to stay in MY house any longer. He must leave this place with nothing, and rue the day he messed with Milton Wong.
KISHA: I would like to evict ______. It pains me to put your name down today but unfortunately I don't want to get rid of the other person. I hope you don't hate me for this.
DR. EVIL: Even Stevens, my vote to evict shall go to...
*DR. EVIL is silent for a few seconds.*
DR. EVIL: This is a dramatic and EEEEEEVILLLL pause for the emphasis and the special effect...
*DR. EVIL is silent for a few more seconds.*
DR. EVIL: ______!!! Heheheheh... mweeeheheheheheh... MwuhahahaahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... Oh pardon me...
*DR. EVIL checks his reflection in the camera lens. He readjusts his eyebrow hairs to perfection.*
DR. EVIL: There, that's better... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Classic evil eviction schemes never tire me out...
FIORELLA: I would like to evict ______ because I have lost my trust with him, I have been fooled by people in the past trying to act honest and lying. I've lost my connection with _____ while getting more friendly with ______. Things have become awkward with _____ and I hopes she would feel better if he left.. but only time will tell.
EVEN: Thank you for your vote Fiorella! All housemates have now voted and the votes will be tallied up. Please could you return to the ceremony area Fiorella!
FIORELLA: Yes Even I will do.
*FIORELLA exits to the ceremony area.*
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EVEN: Welcome back to the eviction ceremony guys! Are you all happy with your votes?
ALL: Yeah!
EVEN: Great to hear!
EVEN: Thank you for everyone who has voted tonight. I have had the chance to tally up the scores tonight and I can confirm... we have come to a majority vote as a house!
ALL: Ooh!
EVEN: I hope everyone is ready because I am about to reveal the results of this vote. Are we all ready?
ALL: Yeah!
EVEN: Great! With that, it's time to reveal the results.
*Intense music plays.*
EVEN: Good luck Antwan and Jacob! I can now reveal... with a vote of 6-0... the housemate who will be leaving tonight is...
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EVEN: Jacob!
JACOB: Damn, that is really disappointing... That hurts a little.
EVEN: I'm very sorry Jacob. Unfortunately you have been evicted from the house, please may I ask you to say your goodbyes and leave the house immediately.
*JACOB stands from the block.*
JACOB: I've had such a good time here... I'm sad that I am going tonight but I hope you all enjoy the rest of the season.
*FIORELLA stands up from her chair.*
FIORELLA: I'm so sorry that I voted for you...
JACOB: Fi, it's fine. I get it.
FIORELLA: I still want to be friends... but I just can't be friends while we're both still in the game.
JACOB: Yeah, I think that's for the best... there's too much tension here with everything that has gone on..
FIORELLA: You don't... hate me though do you?
JACOB: No, I don't. I could never.
FIORELLA: I'm so sorry.
JACOB: I need to go now.
*The housemates go into the main living room to say goodbye to JACOB.*
JACOB: It's been a rocky road up until tonight but I want to let you all know that I've enjoyed spending my time here with you all.
LEAH: You'll be missed a lot Jacob, it won't be the same without you here.
MILTON: Ha, I disagree.
JACOB: Really? You can't let me have my own moment before I go. You really are a piece of shit.
SANDY: Oop.
MILTON: There he goes, running his pathetic mouth off again.
JACOB: I hope whoever wins HOH next puts him on the block and sends his ass home. He's outstayed his welcome.
MILTON: I'm here until the end, ain't no one gonna send me home! I got that producer protection.
SANDY: Like that means anything.
MILTON: What was that? You might want to speak a little more clear with proper diction when you want to say something.
SANDY: Kiss my ass Karen!
JACOB: Anyways... it's been good getting to know you all. I really have enjoyed my time here even if a few things have been a little bit hectic at times. Fi, I want you to know that I am still your friend and will be long after this show. Please don't let anyone else get into your head and make you feel sad while you're here. You deserve the best and more.
FIORELLA: Aww Jacob... that is so sweet.
JACOB: I will say though I do feel a little disheartened that our friendship has come to this point though... Once the game is over I'd like to start a new slate and go from there. Would you like that?
FIORELLA: I would... I've missed you all of this week. I like being friends with you. I do.
JACOB: It sucks to be going home tonight... I really did try and climb out of the hole that I got chucked in last week. I'm not going to hold bad feelings towards anyone, this is the game and someone has to go. I hope once Fi comes out though we can sort our friendship out. Up until recently it was going so well... I'd hate for us to not speak ever again after the show. That would be like a knife to the heart!
JACOB: I think I've said everything I want to. You all better have fun and enjoy yourselves. I'll be watching on the TV!
CHRISTMAS: Bye Jacob, we'll miss you!
FIORELLA: Goodbye Jacob... I'm sorry.
*JACOB heads for the door.*
JACOB: Is there any chance we could stop off at home? I'd like to pick my guitar up please.
PRODUCER: We shall see.
DR. EVIL: Goodbye comrade! Who's going to protect me when I sleep now?
CHRISTMAS: I'm sure the boombox will do the job.
DR. EVIL: Grr...
*JACOB leaves the house as the third evicted housemate.*
EVEN: Jacob has finished in 9th place. Although we have lost Jacob for now, we shall see him again at the Season 6 finale!
EVEN: Antwan, congratulations on surviving the eviction. Since you have survived and will get to play another week, you have earned your 1st piece of the overruling hex! You will need to earn 2 more pieces before you can use this.
ANTWAN: Ooh nice one! Thank you Even.
EVEN: Housemates, 9 of you have become 8. You are all one step closer to becoming the winner of Abnormality! I'll see you all next week for our fourth HOH challenge. Bye everyone!
ALL: Bye Even!
ANTWAN: Yippee! I'm so happy that I have been saved from eviction. It's sad to see Jacob go, he was a really cool guy. I'm going to make sure that I have as much fun as I can next week, and even more fun for Jacob since he can't experience it anymore.
EVEN: On that note I can conclude this episode. Following the events of the episode, unfortunately Jacob was unable to save himself and has been evicted from the house. I would like to say a massive thank you to lillibattenberg for submitting Jacob for Season 6. I look forward to see who you will submit for Season 7! That's all for tonight, tune in next time to see who will win the fourth HOH challenge and who will go up on the block. Goodnight everybody!
HOUSEMATES:
Antwan Plum (Shadami)
Christmas Burghley (twiddle3)
Dr. Evil Domination (M13Vulpecula)
Fiorella Bandini (PieceOfPrincess)
Kisha Patel (Alleenmens)
Leah Hinton (ninjakid150)
Milton Wong (HayloHusky)
Natalie Pollard / Sandy Fresco (YJB19299)
9th: Jacob Price (lillibattenberg)
10th: Darby Ellesentway (Tigerblu11)
11th: Maximus Payne (SimTresa)
WD: Ken Lovelace (Keyenpeydee)
