EVEN: Welcome to Abnormality- Season 4! This season we follow 12 new housemates who are battling it out to win the grand prize of $250,000 in addition to the title of 'King/Queen of the House'. Following the fifth HOH challenge, Giuliano and Luke found themselves on the block. With the fifth POP challenge coming up, will either nominee be able to save themselves from the block? Let's find out on Abnormality!
PRODUCER: Even, is the central heating working?
EVEN: It doesn't look like it is... what should we do if the housemates can't get proper heating... this house is barely holding together as it is.
PRODUCER: It's too far into the season to send them home until we finish the house... the best thing to do...
PRODUCER: Is to wear something warm until we fix the central heating.
EVEN: Wear something warm? I guess it never hurt to bulk up in the cold- even though it shouldn't be like the ice age but never mind... I'll inform the housemates.
*LIL COOP SNOOP starts shaking.*
EVEN: Coop, you need to get into your bed and stay there, we are due for an early winter.
LIL' COOP SNOOP: Squeak!
*LATER THAT MORNING*
TERESA: I knew the house was being held together with a few staples and some duck tape but it feels like we are all in a freezer in here.
PORSHA: Tell me about it sis, my other wig I was gonna wear is all crispy due to icicles growing on it. Icicles! How that has happened I have no idea.
RANDALL: I do like good ol' cold weather. Reminds me of the hikin' I did as a kid, me and mah pa went campin' with my brothers up near Cerise Nature Park. Those were some good times.
MAYA: Maya has never been camping, Maya wouldn't be able to fight off a grizzly bear if it came out of nowhere... Maya could offer it some merchandise though.
*LUKE's teeth shudder in the freezing temperature.*
LUKE: I-I hope the heating isn't off for long, I don't want to wear this for the rest of my time here.
GIULIANO: Isn't the coat and bobble-hat a little extreme? We're not in the middle of the arctic.
LUKE: It's the only coat I have to keep out the cold, I got it from my parents when I went away to Europe with my school.
RANDALL: Ya'll right Maya? Ya lookin' a lil' down in the dumps.
MAYA: Maya is missing the luxuries of normal life... hot tubs, champagne, music and most important of all... chocolate fondue.
RANDALL: You be livin' a much more expensive life than any of us normies do.
MAYA: Maya understands and is grateful everyday for what she has.
SHIRLEY: I'm loving the autumn themed earrings.
KATHARINA: These old things, I got them when I first joined The Mole team. Yan got them as a welcome present.
SHIRLEY: That's sweet, the first thing I got when I joined the force was a ticket for parking in a red zone... not the best welcome present but definitely not the worst.
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PORSHA: Before we put you in drag, there is one more thing we need to discuss and this is probably the one of the most important elements for any drag queen.
GIULIANO: Hmm, what is it?
PORSHA: Tucking!
GIULIANO: What is tucking?
*PORSHA whispers into GIULIANO's ear what tucking is.*
GIULIANO: Whoa! I'm not sure we're going all in like that on my first time.
PORSHA: Fair enough sissy. What we do need to do though is think you up a drag name... Now, I think we should stick with the good old classic way of thinking one up, get the name of your first pet- use that as your drag first name and then for your surname you use the street you grew up on. So... what is your drag name sweetie?
GIULIANO: I... didn't really have any pets growing up... and the street I grew up on was Oak Way.
PORSHA: So your name is... Oak? Are you a tree?
GIULIANO: That method doesn't really work... how about something Royale? It would make sense if I had your surname if you are my 'mother'.
PORSHA: Yasss queen! The only names you can't take are Safiya and Ruby... those are my other two drag daughters out in the real world.
GIULIANO: That works for me... Maybe I should do a feminine version of my name? Giuliana?
PORSHA: Giuliana Royale? That's is honey, sounds good to me. Please welcome to the stage Giuliana Royale!
GIULIANO: Woo!
PORSHA: Giuliana... welcome to the Royale family. Now that you are part of the family... I'm going to get everything ready for when we put you into the full shah-blam! But first... you need to pose for mama. Camera 5, strike a pose!
*PORSHA and GIULIANO pose simultaneously.*
PORSHA: Yasss honey, you are feeling your oats like a true queen now!
GIULIANO: Oh stop it you, haha.
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LUKE: So you didn't like him when you first met him?
SHIRLEY: Not really, I thought he was a pig... but he was cute. I was being a jerk, I thought to myself maybe I should give him a chance instead of just judge his whole personality over one encounter.
SHIRLEY: So one day, he asked me out for coffee, I said yes and we had a great time, we moved on to this arcade, it was so much fun. After that we went on a few more dates and then Duncan finally asked me out, I accepted without hesitation. The rest is history, this'll be our fourth year together.
LUKE: That sounds so freaking cool.
SHIRLEY: It is, he's my best friend. We just... get each other, you know.
LUKE: I... don't know- but it sounds really awesome.
SHIRLEY: Speaking of significant others, do you have anyone in your life outside of this house?
LUKE: M-Me?
SHIRLEY: Yes, you!
LUKE: I-uh-well-I-uhm... No.
SHIRLEY: That's okay, it's better to stay single. You'll have more money to spend haha.
LUKE: I-It's not that I d-don't want to... I-it's just I-I don't want to... not yet anyway. I have so many things I want to do first.
SHIRLEY: I relate to you on that, Duncan was my first ever relationship. I wanted to get my head down and focus on my studies first... I wouldn't worry though, you'll find the right person eventually. They'll enter your life when the time is right, I can vouch for that.
LUKE: Yeah...
SHIRLEY: Plus, look at it this way... After this show, you'll have hundreds of marriage proposals after they see you on here.
LUKE: Haha, you think so?
SHIRLEY: I know so. You're a smart young funny man, you're a keeper.
LUKE: T-Thank you.
SHIRLEY: I like talking about mine and Duncan's relationship, it's something that I am wholeheartedly proud of- it has made me a better person for sure. The talk with Luke today was interesting, it definitely showed a different side to him that I haven't seen yet. I feel like he still has a lot of things to experience in his life, dating included, but that will come with time and meeting new people. He doesn't need anyone at the moment though, he seems perfectly happy being Luke and enjoying the cool little things he does which is good to see.
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TERESA: Now, how are we going to tackle this.
*TERESA trims the shrub slowly but tentatively.*
MAYA: Maya has been thinking about the game recently, Maya would like an insight of something.
TERESA: If I can help in anyway please don't hesitate to ask.
MAYA: Maya has been a little bit... nervous recently. Maya realises that the number of housemates in here is decreasing and that immunity badges are still around. Maya just wonders whether or not she'll be up if one of the nominees saves themselves.
TERESA: I can see why you would be nervous, if I recall correctly there are two more immunity badges in the game. On the basis it is not the same person who holds both, that eliminates a majority of the house.
MAYA: Maya presumes it will be a decision between 2 or 3 people if the veto is used.
TERESA: Indeed, that is correct. Not a great deal of options for the HOH- then again it just depends what they are trying to do. What outcome they would like.
MAYA: Maya is feeling vulnerable lately, Maya thinks this is due to the game getting more serious now. Maya knows that before long she will be a target when other housemates are sent home. Maya needs to win a challenge soon and make some power moves to secure Maya's place in this game. Maya Carter is going to the final... with or without a fight!
TERESA: The shrub has got a fresh new look. What do you think Maya?
MAYA: Maya thinks it is going to make a lovely centrepiece for this room. Maya likes the shape of it too, it reminds Maya of a Japanese kind of tree.
TERESA: Have you been to Japan before?
MAYA: Maya has been to Japan a few times, Maya has been to many different countries due to campaign tours. Maya's favourite place to visit was Italy. Maya would like to go back there in the future.
TERESA: I've never liked Italy that much, I'm more of an Iceland fan.
MAYA: Maya likes Iceland too! Maya met a man called Freyr in Iceland once, he was trying to sell Maya's team some volcanic rock. Maya's team kindly declined... they found out later Freyr had actually stole the rock, he was jailed a few weeks after Maya's team left the island.
TERESA: I guess that is reassuring for the justice system over there.
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KATHARINA: I'm feeling good this week knowing I'm safe... I wish I'd have been able to use the immunity on different circumstances though.
RANDALL: Glad to still 'av you 'ere E-Kat. It wouldn't be the same without ya 'ere.
KATHARINA: Thanks Randall.
KATHARINA: This week has definitely shook the game up, first of all I get nominated alongside Luke, however, since I stashed away that immunity badge I thought it'd be the best time to play it now I'm in danger. Luckily, that saved me and voided my nomination- which is awesome because my non-nomination record remains in tact. Then Giuliano replaces me on the block which I wasn't expecting. I wonder if the anonymous HOH knows where these immunity badges are? If they do, I wonder if the holders will be targeted? We shall have to see.
KATHARINA: Can I ask you a very direct question, I want your 100% honesty.
RANDALL: I dun' like where this is goin' but sure. I'm an open book.
KATHARINA: Are you the HOH this week?
*Their is an awkward silence between the two of them.*
RANDALL: I canni answer tha', it's against the rules.
KATHARINA: I don't remember seeing that rule in the handbook. If you want to reveal yourself as HOH, it's allowed but not encouraged because of the twist.
RANDALL: Okay... I'm not the HOH. Bikers honour.
KATHARINA: Phew. That is good to know. Sorry for the confrontations... It's just... We don't know where you stand in this house. You seem to be good with everyone.
RANDALL: That be right, I get on with everyone in this house. They ain't done nothin' to me to upset me.
KATHARINA: You're just a big old cuddly bear aren't you underneath all your leather jackets and bandanas.
RANDALL: Come on now, don't let the people out there know I gotta soft spot.
KATHARINA: Haha... I do have another question. Since you are on a good level with everyone in this house... do you have any alliances at all?
RANDALL: Perhaps, that's my business though... why do you ask?
KATHARINA: Oh, nothing. Just a question.
RANDALL: Right... and your alliances? All of them.
KATHARINA: I'm not going to answer that.
RANDALL: That be fair enough for me.
KATHARINA: ...Maybe, I dunno. We should consider working together going forward? I have a few alliances in here, but I think this could be a solid duo if we use our strengths together.
RANDALL: Go on I'm listening.
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MAYA: Maya is feeling a little flushed today, Maya hopes she is okay.
PORSHA: It might just be this house, who knows what hides behind these walls... damp, rotting wood... maybe nothing gurl.
MAYA: Maya has never felt this sick since the Budapest runway in 2014. Maya was bullied by one of the other models. Maya was not happy one bit so she reported the model to the management.
PORSHA: Ugh, what a horrible bitch. I really don't know who people think they are sometimes. She should have checked her lipstick before coming for you.
MAYA: Maya spreads positive messages because of people like her.
PORSHA: I try and spread good messages too, I remember coming home from a show once- it was amazing, everyone enjoyed themselves and I was talking about uniting together as a community... I was attacked later that night. Luckily, it wasn't too bad and I made a recovery. Some people can be vicious though honey.
MAYA: Maya is shocked, they should apologise to Porsha.
PORSHA: They did eventually after we went to court about it, now they're in the prison and I'm here living my best life.
MAYA: Maya was touched once though, Maya was talking to this little girl and she told me I had inspired her to become a star. It's a lot of work but Maya believes that she will make it, anyone can make it with the correct focus.
PORSHA: I know, just look at Wayne Moore last season. That horrible bigot came 6th out of 14.
MAYA: Maya is shook by the shade.
PORSHA: He's know I'm joking surely. If not, I'll get ready to take him down in a returnees season.
MAYA: Maya has thought about how she would do on the other seasons before. Maya isn't too sure she would stand a chance with some of the other personalities.
PORSHA: I like this season, there are big personalities but no one who is incredibly toxic. I would've loved to have been on Season 2- they had some cute ass guys in that season!
MAYA: Maya should be shocked at your thirstiness but isn't.
PORSHA: I can't help myself gurl, I've been in this house way too long without any male attention. I should suggest maybe doing a challenge with some hot guys in their underwear, that would be HEAVEN!
MAYA: Maya is going to get the water hose for you to cool down.
PORSHA: This is a public announcement to all the boys from Season 2 and for all the other hot sexy men watching, if you're looking for a good time, ping me on this number here. I won't be able to answer just yet, but hopefully will be able to when I win the grand prize.
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LUKE: I-I cannot believe we are both on the block, this is going to be such a difficult challenge to compete in.
GIULIANO: Yeah it sucks majorly. I know what I have to do though, I'm going to have to win this. I think I need your help to do this.
LUKE: Y-You want me to throw the challenge... so you can save yourself?
GIULIANO: Yeah, it's what is best for the alliance.
LUKE: Why have I got to put my neck on the line to save you?
GIULIANO: Trust me, in the general picture of the game it is best for both of us if I win this.
LUKE: I'm not convinced, I could potentially go home if I did this, you do know that right.
GIULIANO: It is a big risk, but you have extra eviction votes- you have the chance to cover yourself in this game and stay another week.
LUKE: Well I-I...
GIULIANO: You have 2 extra votes to use, if you are up on the block- that is 2 extra votes someone else doesn't have. You would stay with flying colours.
LUKE: But I-I... I don't want to use them yet.
GIULIANO: When are you going to use them? You can't hold onto them forever.
LUKE: What does that mean?
GIULIANO: You could have used them last week to save Benvolio, but you didn't. Use them for yourself and keep in this game. If I'm here, it guarantees you at least one ally who can help you after this eviction.
GIULIANO: I still can't believe I was nominated. Still, I suppose it had to happen at some point. I wonder who it was, I didn't think anyone disliked me this much. I think instead of being angry or sad I'm going to be pleased that someone considered me such a threat they wanted me gone. But I'm not giving up yet. I intend to show everyone that I'm not that easy to get rid of. I can't think about the fact that I'm up against Luke. I don't want him to go either- I know, big change from the beginning of the challenge, right? But at this point it's every man for himself. Sorry, Luke.
LUKE: I wish I didn't have to use them for this eviction... We'll see what happens first.
GIULIANO: I'm sorry, every man for himself. I honestly do think you will be safe though regardless, but good luck for the challenge.
LUKE: G-Good luck for the challenge too.
GIULIANO: Once we get past this week, we will take down the rest of this house, just watch us.
LUKE: Hehe, yeah... J-just watch us...
EVEN: Hello housemates! It is time for the POP challenge. Can you all please gather in the ceremony area.
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EVEN: Hello housemates! It's time for the POP challenge. Six of you will compete in the challenge tonight for the chance to win the VETO! This veto will be able to remove one of the nominees currently sat on the chopping block. If the veto is used and one of the nominees is saved, the current reigning HOH must select a replacement nominee to take the empty seat on the block.
EVEN: The final nominees after this challenge will face eviction. Now, let's start with the nominees this week...
EVEN: Giuliano!
GIULIANO: I'm ready to play.
EVEN: And Luke!
LUKE: Let's do this!
EVEN: Katharina!
KATHARINA: Woo.
EVEN: Maya!
MAYA: Maya is ready for another awesome challenge.
EVEN: Randall!
RANDALL: Ya'll better be ready now.
EVEN: And Teresa.
TERESA: Hopefully another successful POP win, eh?
EVEN: I hope you are all ready because the game is about to begin. Please can all six of you make your way to the HOH arena!
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EVEN: Hello housemates! Welcome to The Sugar Bear Lair. We have entered the real life care bears lair for a good game of collecting points. Before you is a grid with points allocated to each square...
EVEN: All of you will get the chance to move your bear to whatever space you want, when your bear lands on that square, they will earn the amount of points allocated to that square. There are special squares where the points are 'hidden'. You will earn these as normal if you land on them. Once a square has one of your bears on, it will no longer be in play, therefore try and avoid being trapped by the flower vases, otherwise you will run out of spaces to move.
EVEN: There is a catch too, the only direction your bear can move in is a straight line- you can move in whichever direction you want but must move in a straight line. Take the above example, the blue bear can move forward to either one of the 3 spaces on either of its sides- it MUST go in a straight line. Once everyone finishes their last move on the grid, all the points collected by the players will be accumulated to a final score. The housemate who has the highest score will win the POP and the veto.
EVEN: Are you guys ready?
ALL: Yeah.
EVEN: Awesome... before we begin, I'd also like to give a shout out to two of our sponsors. I'd like to thank Pook the Gnome of Gnome Tiles for providing the tiling for the rooms in the house, I'd also like to thank Godric the Bunny of Hare Doors & Windows for providing all the doors and windows in the house.
POOK: My pleasure.
GODRIC: Shut up Pook, you still owe me $1000, we bailed you out of liquidation.
POOK: Keep this outside of the building.
EVEN: Quick question... when are you two getting your team to finish the house?
POOK: Ahem, please move on...
GODRIC: This shit here isn't going to fulfil anything, just like when we ordered tiling for our showroom. He just leaves it unfinished and still expects to get paid the full price.
EVEN: ...Our sponsors everyone, here in the studio... I feel we are going to regret getting them in... RIGHT! Let's get this POP underway.
LUKE: T-Those bears are so cute! Ahem, I mean it's time to win this challenge, this challenge looks interesting but I'm unsure how to tackle it. I could aim for the highest scoring squares, but I feel everyone would do that which could trap people off faster than expected. I think the best way to go about this is to branch out slowly, get the low scoring points and then try my best to get the big ones! I have to win this, I-I can't lose.
GIULIANO: I'll move my bear to the top right please.
*GIULIANO's bear is moved to the top right of the grid.*
LUKE: Hmm... T-this is a tough one... Bear to move 3 squares- east.
EVEN: So far, there are still a lot of squares left but I can see that plans are being put into place. I wonder what the next moves will do to change the game. Maya, it's your turn!
MAYA: Maya... is... uhm...
EVEN: Are you okay Maya? You don't look very well?
MAYA: Maya feels sick... Maya hasn't been feeling well all morning. May Maya please withdraw from this POP challenge? Maya doesn't want to be sick.
EVEN: I will accept that, I'll send you to our health team for a check up just in case.
MAYA: Maya is delighted about your decision. Goodbye for now guys.
*MAYA withdraws from the challenge.*
KATHARINA: That's one housemate down... would anyone else like to volunteer to leave and let me win?
*No one answers.*
KATHARINA: Very well, please move my bear 2 spaces north.
RANDALL: Good move E-Kat.
KATHARINA: Thanks Hot Dog. Your up!
RANDALL: Please move my bear 3 spaces west.
*RANDALL's bear is in it's new position.*
EVEN: Looks like the walls are closing in on some of you, keep going guys- there's still a lot of squares that are available to take.
*The housemates make another round of moves.*
TERESA: Wait one second... That's not good.
*TERESA counts the squares she can take.*
TERESA: I may have miscalculated this one.
LUKE: W-what's wrong Teresa?
TERESA: I've gone and thrown this I think.
LUKE: H-How?
TERESA: I've made a wrong move... this could have gone better.
TERESA: I might as well finish this game in style... please move my bear south 1 space please.
*TERESA's bear is moved to the new position.*
TERESA: 1 more move... better make it worth my while.
GODRIC: And how about those tiles for the Boom festival? You didn't deliver on that too.
POOK: That was nearly five years ago.
GODRIC: So what? You should deliver the service you promise you con-man.
POOK: That is a harsh accusation, take it back!
EVEN: Oh god, security?
GIULIANO: If I'm correct... it looks like I've got the most moves left.
LUKE: I-I think you're right, you have way more moves than anyone else.
GIULIANO: I could use this to my advantage... please move my bear east 2 spaces please.
*GIULIANO's bear is moved to the new position.*
KATHARINA: I think we're running out of moves Hot Dog. Giuliano has cut me off from getting out of our little hexagon.
RANDALL: Let's go out of this game together then, please move my bear 3 spaces north.
*RANDALL's bear is moved to the new position.*
TERESA: It's time for me to bow out of this game, please move my bear 1 space east.
*TERESA's bear is moved one last time. TERESA is out of the challenge.*
TERESA: Fingers crossed I collected enough points already to get the win.
EVEN: There are hardly any squares left now... you better get all the points you can get before you are eliminated from collecting any more.
*The housemates make another round of moves.*
LUKE: Good luck Giu, it looks like me and you are going to be the final two people with the most moves.
GIULIANO: Good luck buddy, it looks like one of us could be saved. Let's finish this together.
GODRIC: Fuck this...
*GODRIC tries to hit POOK off-screen.*
*POOK pushes GODRIC away from him.*
POOK: Don't you dare try and hit me!
GODRIC: Hit you... I'm going to destroy you cunt.
POOK: Oh my...
EVEN: That's it, security! Get these two fools outta here!
*SECURITY is called to take the sponsors out of here.*
POOK: He attacked me, I'm just defending myself!
EVEN: Let's move back to the POP... can someone get them out of here quickly...
*SECURITY eventually show up and escort the two of them out of the building.*
RANDALL: That fight was entertainin', haven't seen anything as vicious as that since prison.
PRODUCER: Violence isn't tolerated on the show Randall.
RANDALL: Fair enough... Gotta admit though, that bunny got a few good hits in.
PRODUCER: RANDALL!
RANDALL: I've used up all my moves.
KATHARINA: And I am using mine up now.
*KATHARINA moves her bear into it's last position.*
EVEN: And with the final moves in I can now end this challenge. Please may everyone remain seated until I have tallied up the scores.
*EVEN finishes tallying up the scores.*
EVEN: Housemates! I have gone over the answers and have tallied up the points. First of all... well done to everyone who landed on a special square... I can reveal that the special square offered... 1 point... to anyone who landed on it! With that said... We have a new POP winner, are you ready to find out who that is?
ALL: Yeah.
EVEN: With a total of 28 points, the winner of the POP challenge is...
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EVEN: Giuliano!
GIULIANO: My first win, how awesome!
FINAL SCORES:
Giuliano- 28
Luke- 19
Randall- 19
Katharina- 13
Teresa- 12
Maya- 1 (Withdrew)
EVEN: Congratulations on your win Giuliano! In a moment we will return to the ceremony area and you will make the decision whether you want to use the veto or not to save Luke or yourself from the block. Let's get back to the ceremony area.
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EVEN: Welcome back housemates! Our fifth challenge has finished and Giuliano is the winner! He now has the power to remove one of the nominees from the block if he so chooses. So...
EVEN: Giuliano, who are you going to save from the block?
GIULIANO: I am going to use the veto on myself, I want to stay in this game. I'm sorry Luke.
EVEN: Giuliano has decided to save himself, following this we need a replacement for Giuliano. I can confirm the Anonymous HOH has picked another housemate to replace Giuliano on the block. I can now reveal, the housemate who will be replacing Giuliano on the block and will face eviction this week is...
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EVEN: Shirley!
SHIRLEY: Actually Even, I am going to use my immunity badge! Please remove my nomination.
ALL: :O
LUKE: Another immunity badge!
EVEN: In that case, Shirley you are not on the block! This nomination has been void... following this, we will require a new replacement... I have got confirmation on a second choice... the new nominee who will be up against Luke is...
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EVEN: Porsha!
PORSHA: Wow, fucking wow. You have got one pissed drag queen on your hands mawma.
EVEN: Porsha, please can you take a seat next to Luke on the block.
EVEN: Luke and Porsha, you two are the final nominees this week and will face eviction.
LUKE: I-I'm so sorry Porsha.
PORSHA: Don't be sorry gurl, you ain't the HOH... message to the HOH though, I'm gonna break a foot off in your ass when I found out who you are!
EVEN: Good luck guys! I will see everyone on eviction night where 8 of you will become 7. Goodnight everybody!
ALL: Goodnight.
TERESA: I warned them. Don't... fuck... with Teresa Gonzales.
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PORSHA: How in the hell did we get here sister? At the start of this week our alliance was stronger than ever... now we're up against each other. I just... can't right now.
LUKE: I-I d-don't want either of us to go. W-We should have been top 2.
PORSHA: Are you okay honey?
LUKE: Y-Yes, it's this game. I just have a huge headache playing this game, I never thought it'd be this difficult, b-but it keeps getting more hard.
PORSHA: I hear you loud and clear gurl.
PORSHA: As mad as I am... I just hope Maya is okay, she hasn't come back just yet which is a concern. Especially as she was only feeling sick... I hope it's nothing serious.
LUKE: I-I doubt it will be. They would have announced something if it was.
PORSHA: Yeah that is true. Ugh, this sucks... how many votes is it to evict?
LUKE: How should I know? I-I'd say... 5 maybe?
PORSHA: I see... then again you've got your extra votes... Would you mind using them to evict yourself?
LUKE: No!
PORSHA: Yeah, I didn't expect you too gurl... As much as it has been fun playing the game with you though, I promise you that I'm going to give my all to stay.
LUKE: I-I understand, I will be too.
*SHIRLEY enters.*
SHIRLEY: Hey boys, how is everything going?
PORSHA: Really bitch?
SHIRLEY: Sorry, I was trying to make some small talk... tonight was a real bummer, no?
PORSHA: No shit honey.
SHIRLEY: I'm glad I had my immunity badge at hand, safe until next week is good for me.
PORSHA: Is she serious right now?
LUKE: Shirley, I don't think this is the right time.
SHIRLEY: Oh... shit... I didn't realise, I'm so sorry. I'll just... go. Good luck for the eviction guys!
LUKE: Thanks Shirley.
PORSHA: ...
*SHIRLEY leaves.*
EVEN: And that concludes this episode of Abnormality! Giuliano won the POP and decided to save herself from eviction. Porsha was put up as a replacement in Giuliano's place. That means that Luke and Porsha will be facing eviction this week and one of them will go home. Stay tuned for the next episode to find out who will be going home. Goodnight everybody!
HOUSEMATES:
Giuliano Da Vinci (SimTresa)
Katharina 'E-Kat' Ehrmann (YJB19299)
Luke Peralta (HayloHusky)
Maya Carter (kittymeow)
Peter Romano/Porsha Royale (ninjakid150)
Randall 'Hot Dog' McScruff (twiddle3)
Shirley Watson (Shadami)
Teresa Gonzales (icmnfrsh)
9th: Benvolio Di Bounce (M13Vulpecula)
10th: Willow Wisp (lovesstorms)
11th: Crystal Harper (Alleenmens)
12th: Wes Helms (Tigerblu11)
EVEN: It doesn't look like it is... what should we do if the housemates can't get proper heating... this house is barely holding together as it is.
PRODUCER: It's too far into the season to send them home until we finish the house... the best thing to do...
EVEN: Wear something warm? I guess it never hurt to bulk up in the cold- even though it shouldn't be like the ice age but never mind... I'll inform the housemates.
EVEN: Coop, you need to get into your bed and stay there, we are due for an early winter.
LIL' COOP SNOOP: Squeak!
*LATER THAT MORNING*
PORSHA: Tell me about it sis, my other wig I was gonna wear is all crispy due to icicles growing on it. Icicles! How that has happened I have no idea.
MAYA: Maya has never been camping, Maya wouldn't be able to fight off a grizzly bear if it came out of nowhere... Maya could offer it some merchandise though.
LUKE: I-I hope the heating isn't off for long, I don't want to wear this for the rest of my time here.
GIULIANO: Isn't the coat and bobble-hat a little extreme? We're not in the middle of the arctic.
LUKE: It's the only coat I have to keep out the cold, I got it from my parents when I went away to Europe with my school.
MAYA: Maya is missing the luxuries of normal life... hot tubs, champagne, music and most important of all... chocolate fondue.
RANDALL: You be livin' a much more expensive life than any of us normies do.
MAYA: Maya understands and is grateful everyday for what she has.
KATHARINA: These old things, I got them when I first joined The Mole team. Yan got them as a welcome present.
SHIRLEY: That's sweet, the first thing I got when I joined the force was a ticket for parking in a red zone... not the best welcome present but definitely not the worst.
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GIULIANO: Hmm, what is it?
PORSHA: Tucking!
GIULIANO: What is tucking?
GIULIANO: Whoa! I'm not sure we're going all in like that on my first time.
PORSHA: Fair enough sissy. What we do need to do though is think you up a drag name... Now, I think we should stick with the good old classic way of thinking one up, get the name of your first pet- use that as your drag first name and then for your surname you use the street you grew up on. So... what is your drag name sweetie?
PORSHA: So your name is... Oak? Are you a tree?
GIULIANO: That method doesn't really work... how about something Royale? It would make sense if I had your surname if you are my 'mother'.
GIULIANO: That works for me... Maybe I should do a feminine version of my name? Giuliana?
GIULIANO: Woo!
PORSHA: Giuliana... welcome to the Royale family. Now that you are part of the family... I'm going to get everything ready for when we put you into the full shah-blam! But first... you need to pose for mama. Camera 5, strike a pose!
PORSHA: Yasss honey, you are feeling your oats like a true queen now!
GIULIANO: Oh stop it you, haha.
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SHIRLEY: Not really, I thought he was a pig... but he was cute. I was being a jerk, I thought to myself maybe I should give him a chance instead of just judge his whole personality over one encounter.
SHIRLEY: It is, he's my best friend. We just... get each other, you know.
LUKE: I... don't know- but it sounds really awesome.
SHIRLEY: Speaking of significant others, do you have anyone in your life outside of this house?
SHIRLEY: Yes, you!
LUKE: I-uh-well-I-uhm... No.
SHIRLEY: That's okay, it's better to stay single. You'll have more money to spend haha.
SHIRLEY: I relate to you on that, Duncan was my first ever relationship. I wanted to get my head down and focus on my studies first... I wouldn't worry though, you'll find the right person eventually. They'll enter your life when the time is right, I can vouch for that.
SHIRLEY: Plus, look at it this way... After this show, you'll have hundreds of marriage proposals after they see you on here.
LUKE: Haha, you think so?
SHIRLEY: I know so. You're a smart young funny man, you're a keeper.
LUKE: T-Thank you.
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*TERESA trims the shrub slowly but tentatively.*
MAYA: Maya has been thinking about the game recently, Maya would like an insight of something.
TERESA: If I can help in anyway please don't hesitate to ask.
TERESA: I can see why you would be nervous, if I recall correctly there are two more immunity badges in the game. On the basis it is not the same person who holds both, that eliminates a majority of the house.
TERESA: Indeed, that is correct. Not a great deal of options for the HOH- then again it just depends what they are trying to do. What outcome they would like.
MAYA: Maya thinks it is going to make a lovely centrepiece for this room. Maya likes the shape of it too, it reminds Maya of a Japanese kind of tree.
TERESA: Have you been to Japan before?
TERESA: I've never liked Italy that much, I'm more of an Iceland fan.
TERESA: I guess that is reassuring for the justice system over there.
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RANDALL: Glad to still 'av you 'ere E-Kat. It wouldn't be the same without ya 'ere.
KATHARINA: Thanks Randall.
RANDALL: I dun' like where this is goin' but sure. I'm an open book.
KATHARINA: Are you the HOH this week?
*Their is an awkward silence between the two of them.*
KATHARINA: I don't remember seeing that rule in the handbook. If you want to reveal yourself as HOH, it's allowed but not encouraged because of the twist.
RANDALL: Okay... I'm not the HOH. Bikers honour.
RANDALL: That be right, I get on with everyone in this house. They ain't done nothin' to me to upset me.
RANDALL: Come on now, don't let the people out there know I gotta soft spot.
KATHARINA: Haha... I do have another question. Since you are on a good level with everyone in this house... do you have any alliances at all?
KATHARINA: Oh, nothing. Just a question.
RANDALL: Right... and your alliances? All of them.
KATHARINA: I'm not going to answer that.
RANDALL: That be fair enough for me.
KATHARINA: ...Maybe, I dunno. We should consider working together going forward? I have a few alliances in here, but I think this could be a solid duo if we use our strengths together.
RANDALL: Go on I'm listening.
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PORSHA: It might just be this house, who knows what hides behind these walls... damp, rotting wood... maybe nothing gurl.
MAYA: Maya has never felt this sick since the Budapest runway in 2014. Maya was bullied by one of the other models. Maya was not happy one bit so she reported the model to the management.
MAYA: Maya spreads positive messages because of people like her.
PORSHA: I try and spread good messages too, I remember coming home from a show once- it was amazing, everyone enjoyed themselves and I was talking about uniting together as a community... I was attacked later that night. Luckily, it wasn't too bad and I made a recovery. Some people can be vicious though honey.
PORSHA: They did eventually after we went to court about it, now they're in the prison and I'm here living my best life.
MAYA: Maya was touched once though, Maya was talking to this little girl and she told me I had inspired her to become a star. It's a lot of work but Maya believes that she will make it, anyone can make it with the correct focus.
MAYA: Maya is shook by the shade.
PORSHA: He's know I'm joking surely. If not, I'll get ready to take him down in a returnees season.
PORSHA: I like this season, there are big personalities but no one who is incredibly toxic. I would've loved to have been on Season 2- they had some cute ass guys in that season!
PORSHA: I can't help myself gurl, I've been in this house way too long without any male attention. I should suggest maybe doing a challenge with some hot guys in their underwear, that would be HEAVEN!
MAYA: Maya is going to get the water hose for you to cool down.
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GIULIANO: Yeah it sucks majorly. I know what I have to do though, I'm going to have to win this. I think I need your help to do this.
GIULIANO: Yeah, it's what is best for the alliance.
LUKE: Why have I got to put my neck on the line to save you?
GIULIANO: Trust me, in the general picture of the game it is best for both of us if I win this.
GIULIANO: It is a big risk, but you have extra eviction votes- you have the chance to cover yourself in this game and stay another week.
LUKE: Well I-I...
LUKE: But I-I... I don't want to use them yet.
GIULIANO: When are you going to use them? You can't hold onto them forever.
LUKE: What does that mean?
GIULIANO: You could have used them last week to save Benvolio, but you didn't. Use them for yourself and keep in this game. If I'm here, it guarantees you at least one ally who can help you after this eviction.
GIULIANO: I'm sorry, every man for himself. I honestly do think you will be safe though regardless, but good luck for the challenge.
GIULIANO: Once we get past this week, we will take down the rest of this house, just watch us.
LUKE: Hehe, yeah... J-just watch us...
EVEN: Hello housemates! It is time for the POP challenge. Can you all please gather in the ceremony area.
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GIULIANO: I'm ready to play.
LUKE: Let's do this!
KATHARINA: Woo.
MAYA: Maya is ready for another awesome challenge.
RANDALL: Ya'll better be ready now.
TERESA: Hopefully another successful POP win, eh?
EVEN: I hope you are all ready because the game is about to begin. Please can all six of you make your way to the HOH arena!
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ALL: Yeah.
EVEN: Awesome... before we begin, I'd also like to give a shout out to two of our sponsors. I'd like to thank Pook the Gnome of Gnome Tiles for providing the tiling for the rooms in the house, I'd also like to thank Godric the Bunny of Hare Doors & Windows for providing all the doors and windows in the house.
POOK: My pleasure.
GODRIC: Shut up Pook, you still owe me $1000, we bailed you out of liquidation.
POOK: Keep this outside of the building.
EVEN: Quick question... when are you two getting your team to finish the house?
POOK: Ahem, please move on...
GODRIC: This shit here isn't going to fulfil anything, just like when we ordered tiling for our showroom. He just leaves it unfinished and still expects to get paid the full price.
EVEN: ...Our sponsors everyone, here in the studio... I feel we are going to regret getting them in... RIGHT! Let's get this POP underway.
*GIULIANO's bear is moved to the top right of the grid.*
LUKE: Hmm... T-this is a tough one... Bear to move 3 squares- east.
MAYA: Maya... is... uhm...
MAYA: Maya feels sick... Maya hasn't been feeling well all morning. May Maya please withdraw from this POP challenge? Maya doesn't want to be sick.
EVEN: I will accept that, I'll send you to our health team for a check up just in case.
MAYA: Maya is delighted about your decision. Goodbye for now guys.
*MAYA withdraws from the challenge.*
*No one answers.*
KATHARINA: Very well, please move my bear 2 spaces north.
KATHARINA: Thanks Hot Dog. Your up!
RANDALL: Please move my bear 3 spaces west.
*RANDALL's bear is in it's new position.*
*The housemates make another round of moves.*
*TERESA counts the squares she can take.*
TERESA: I may have miscalculated this one.
TERESA: I've gone and thrown this I think.
LUKE: H-How?
TERESA: I've made a wrong move... this could have gone better.
*TERESA's bear is moved to the new position.*
TERESA: 1 more move... better make it worth my while.
POOK: That was nearly five years ago.
GODRIC: So what? You should deliver the service you promise you con-man.
POOK: That is a harsh accusation, take it back!
EVEN: Oh god, security?
LUKE: I-I think you're right, you have way more moves than anyone else.
GIULIANO: I could use this to my advantage... please move my bear east 2 spaces please.
*GIULIANO's bear is moved to the new position.*
RANDALL: Let's go out of this game together then, please move my bear 3 spaces north.
*RANDALL's bear is moved to the new position.*
*TERESA's bear is moved one last time. TERESA is out of the challenge.*
TERESA: Fingers crossed I collected enough points already to get the win.
*The housemates make another round of moves.*
GIULIANO: Good luck buddy, it looks like one of us could be saved. Let's finish this together.
GODRIC: Fuck this...
*GODRIC tries to hit POOK off-screen.*
POOK: Don't you dare try and hit me!
GODRIC: Hit you... I'm going to destroy you cunt.
POOK: Oh my...
*SECURITY is called to take the sponsors out of here.*
POOK: He attacked me, I'm just defending myself!
EVEN: Let's move back to the POP... can someone get them out of here quickly...
*SECURITY eventually show up and escort the two of them out of the building.*
PRODUCER: Violence isn't tolerated on the show Randall.
RANDALL: Fair enough... Gotta admit though, that bunny got a few good hits in.
PRODUCER: RANDALL!
KATHARINA: And I am using mine up now.
*KATHARINA moves her bear into it's last position.*
EVEN: And with the final moves in I can now end this challenge. Please may everyone remain seated until I have tallied up the scores.
EVEN: Housemates! I have gone over the answers and have tallied up the points. First of all... well done to everyone who landed on a special square... I can reveal that the special square offered... 1 point... to anyone who landed on it! With that said... We have a new POP winner, are you ready to find out who that is?
ALL: Yeah.
EVEN: With a total of 28 points, the winner of the POP challenge is...
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GIULIANO: My first win, how awesome!
FINAL SCORES:
Giuliano- 28
Luke- 19
Randall- 19
Katharina- 13
Teresa- 12
Maya- 1 (Withdrew)
EVEN: Congratulations on your win Giuliano! In a moment we will return to the ceremony area and you will make the decision whether you want to use the veto or not to save Luke or yourself from the block. Let's get back to the ceremony area.
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GIULIANO: I am going to use the veto on myself, I want to stay in this game. I'm sorry Luke.
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SHIRLEY: Actually Even, I am going to use my immunity badge! Please remove my nomination.
ALL: :O
LUKE: Another immunity badge!
EVEN: In that case, Shirley you are not on the block! This nomination has been void... following this, we will require a new replacement... I have got confirmation on a second choice... the new nominee who will be up against Luke is...
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PORSHA: Wow, fucking wow. You have got one pissed drag queen on your hands mawma.
EVEN: Porsha, please can you take a seat next to Luke on the block.
LUKE: I-I'm so sorry Porsha.
PORSHA: Don't be sorry gurl, you ain't the HOH... message to the HOH though, I'm gonna break a foot off in your ass when I found out who you are!
EVEN: Good luck guys! I will see everyone on eviction night where 8 of you will become 7. Goodnight everybody!
ALL: Goodnight.
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LUKE: I-I d-don't want either of us to go. W-We should have been top 2.
LUKE: Y-Yes, it's this game. I just have a huge headache playing this game, I never thought it'd be this difficult, b-but it keeps getting more hard.
PORSHA: I hear you loud and clear gurl.
LUKE: I-I doubt it will be. They would have announced something if it was.
LUKE: How should I know? I-I'd say... 5 maybe?
PORSHA: I see... then again you've got your extra votes... Would you mind using them to evict yourself?
LUKE: No!
LUKE: I-I understand, I will be too.
SHIRLEY: Hey boys, how is everything going?
PORSHA: Really bitch?
SHIRLEY: Sorry, I was trying to make some small talk... tonight was a real bummer, no?
SHIRLEY: I'm glad I had my immunity badge at hand, safe until next week is good for me.
PORSHA: Is she serious right now?
LUKE: Shirley, I don't think this is the right time.
LUKE: Thanks Shirley.
PORSHA: ...
*SHIRLEY leaves.*
EVEN: And that concludes this episode of Abnormality! Giuliano won the POP and decided to save herself from eviction. Porsha was put up as a replacement in Giuliano's place. That means that Luke and Porsha will be facing eviction this week and one of them will go home. Stay tuned for the next episode to find out who will be going home. Goodnight everybody!
HOUSEMATES:
Giuliano Da Vinci (SimTresa)
Katharina 'E-Kat' Ehrmann (YJB19299)
Luke Peralta (HayloHusky)
Maya Carter (kittymeow)
Peter Romano/Porsha Royale (ninjakid150)
Randall 'Hot Dog' McScruff (twiddle3)
Shirley Watson (Shadami)
Teresa Gonzales (icmnfrsh)
9th: Benvolio Di Bounce (M13Vulpecula)
10th: Willow Wisp (lovesstorms)
11th: Crystal Harper (Alleenmens)
12th: Wes Helms (Tigerblu11)
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