EVEN: Welcome to Abnormality- Season 4! This season we follow 12 new housemates who are battling it out to win the grand prize of $250,000 in addition to the title of 'King/Queen of the House'. Following the second HOH challenge, Crystal and Peter/Porsha found themselves on the block. With the second POP of the season coming up, will either nominee be able to save themselves from the block? Let's find out on Abnormality!
CRYSTAL: Well isn't this just lovely.
KATHARINA: It sure is, feels good to have some time with just us girls.
SHIRLEY: It's a shame Teresa couldn't join us, she seems really down today. Very unlike her.
KATHARINA: She'll be fine I'm sure, she's strong.
KATHARINA: So this nose mask is supposed to clean out your pores?
MAYA: Maya created the brand itself, your nose will be fresh.
KATHARINA: You have your hands in a lot of things, you truly are an entrepreneur.
MAYA: Maya likes being creative and trying new things. Maya also likes money!
MAYA: Maya is very concerned.
KATHARINA: You're concerned? What about?
MAYA: Those!
*MAYA points at SHIRLEY's boots.*
SHIRLEY: What's wrong with my boots?
MAYA: Maya is unsure why you have them on with the rest of our outfit.
SHIRLEY: You don't expect me to wear nothing on my feet in this house, I could get pierced by a loose screw that the builders left behind.
MAYA: ...Maya will let you off this time. Maya suggests wearing a nice black pump next time.
KATHARINA: All of us girls decided to have a little pamper session this morning. Those hand creams and nose masks really did a good job. We'll have to do this more often! Well... except Willow. I don't think the beauty products work on her like we expected.
CRYSTAL: I'm going to wash my hair soon, no one needs the bathroom do they?
KATHARINA: No, I'm fine.
SHIRLEY: Willow! What has happened to your face!?
WILLOW: Huh? What's wrong?
SHIRLEY: You've gone silver, well your face has.
WILLOW: Silver? Oh no, no, no. Not again.
SHIRLEY: Again? This isn't the first time.
WILLOW: No, sometimes this happens. The products react to the fairy dust and kind of create a colour reaction... it should be gone by this afternoon.
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TERESA: You know, I have to admit that I really enjoyed myself while dancing. And that Hot-Dog man is surprisingly pleasant. I guess I haven't really had time to loosen up ever since Amanda and Britney came along, on top of working long hours. This all reminds me of when Diego and I went dancing back when we were dating. The 90's was such a strange but wonderful time. And you know, it was Diego's idea to name our second Britney, because Britney Spears was insanely popular at the time. I was surprised that the DJ didn't have any Britney songs on his playlist.
*TERESA sighs.*
TERESA: I really miss Diego.
*TERESA weeps.*
TERESA: Come on Teresa, pull yourself together.
*TERESA wipes the tears from her eyes. The door to the bedroom opens.*
TERESA: Who's there?
PETER: Get your life! Hey gurl... Oh, is everything okay?
TERESA: I will be soon, I'm just having a moment.
PETER: Do you want to talk? I'm a good listener.
TERESA: It's nothing...
PETER: I doubt it is. Come on, tell me. I might be able to help.
TERESA: ...Take a seat.
*PETER sits down.*
TERESA: I'm feeling a little sombre at the moment. I got thinking about Diego, it would have been the anniversary of his death today.
PETER: I didn't know it was today, I'm so sorry.
TERESA: He was taken so suddenly, it's left a whole in my heart ever since.
PETER: I can't imagine what you are going through but he is at peace now.
TERESA: He is, I like to think he is still looking out for me and my children.
PETER: I'm sure he'll be proud, you are one soul sister who has achieved a lot.
TERESA: I have achieved a lot, he was always so supportive of me and my ambitions.
PETER: It's good to have that support, it really helps that drive to get what you want.
TERESA: It did.
PETER: Teresa baby, I want you to know that we are all here for you!
TERESA: Thank you Peter. I know he'll never be back, but he'll always be by my side.
PETER: How have the kids coped with it?
TERESA: It's been tough, having to explain why dad isn't coming home was one of the worst things I've ever had to do.
PETER: I can imagine that being so shit.
TERESA: It was, I still remember their little faces. I never want anyone to experience that, not even my worst enemies.
*TERESA starts weeping again.*
TERESA: I'm sorry, I have to stop this crying fiasco.
PETER: Come here Teresa.
*PETER and TERESA stand up and hug each other.*
PETER: Let it all out.
TERESA: I'm so sorry, thank you love.
PETER: Don't be sorry. It's okay to be upset.
PETER: I feel like I've seen a new side of Miss Teresa. She came across as this steel faced biatch when she came in, but deep down she is just like everyone else with their own issues. I'm glad she opened up to me today about her late husband, I couldn't ever imagine how that would feel and how much grief and confusion it would cause. Miss Teresa knows that we are all here for her though if she ever wants to talk about anything.
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BENVOLIO: Are you ready for the POP?
CRYSTAL: You bet I am, I've been trying to wise up on almost everything.
BENVOLIO: You'll be fine, just don't overthink it.
CRYSTAL: Got any tips on how to survive the eviction? Just in case I lose.
BENVOLIO: You won't need any tips if you're going to win the POP.
MAYA: Maya thinks she will need the tips, Maya is 100% certain that Porsha will win and save herself.
CRYSTAL: Thanks for the confidence Maya.
BENVOLIO: IF... you don't win, I would suggest campaigning every minute of your time.
CRYSTAL: It did work for you.
BENVOLIO: Yeah, I got full votes to stay which feels great.
CRYSTAL: I'm still baffled at who it could be though? I haven't really made myself a target, and I haven't annoyed anyone.
BENVOLIO: That is the beauty of this twist, you have no idea who the HOH is.
CRYSTAL: I'm just going to have to wait until the POP, the HOH won't be able to keep up their act when competing.
BENVOLIO: You would know all about that wouldn't you?
CRYSTAL: ...No, like I told you before. I didn't nominate you.
RANDALL: Does anyone want a drink?
MAYA: Maya is not parched at the moment, thank you.
RANDALL: Okie dokie.
*RANDALL walks on by.*
CRYSTAL: Either way, I'm ready to fight.
BENVOLIO: I'll be behind you. Good luck!
CRYSTAL: Thanks Benvolio.
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LUKE: So, word gets around the Abnormality house like wildfire! You whisper something in one corner, and then all of a sudden everyone knows about it! I've seen some crazy wildfires out near my dad's farm, but this is some crazy stuff!... I heard that Giuliano hates me from Crystal this morning... That really hurts! I'm gonna go tell him off and give him a bit of the ol' Luke! Just like Carlito would!
LUKE: I'm coming for you Giuliano! No one talks the smack about Luke Peralta. Not even... umm... dammit I can't think of anyone... Nevermind.
*LUKE walks through the doors leading to the garden.*
WILLOW: Oh, hi there Luke!
LUKE: Hi, do you know where Giuliano is?
WILLOW: He's in the bathroom cleaning with Teresa. Are you okay? You look like someone has pooped in your cornflakes?
LUKE: He hates me, I'm gonna show him what I'm made of.
WILLOW: By doing what exactly?
LUKE: I'm gonna tell him off and... umm, I-I don't know I'll figure it out when I get there.
WILLOW: Don't go throwing punches you'll be kicked out!
TERESA: Who on earth has been in this bath?
GIULIANO: It's not me, I haven't had a bath in days.
TERESA: ...That is disgusting.
GIULIANO: I've had a sink wash, I'm not just going to fester like an old trout. Have a little faith in me.
*LUKE bursts into the bathroom.*
LUKE: Hey! Giuliano, I'd like a word with you.
GIULIANO: Um, okay?
*GIULIANO puts down his sponge*
GIULIANO: What's up?
LUKE: I-I, well I-I just wanted to... Umm, well, not really I-I...
GIULIANO: Yeah?
LUKE: ...Umm, I'm so sorry! Please forgive me.
GIULIANO: Forgive you?
LUKE: I'm leaving! Sorry, sorry, sorry.
*LUKE runs out of the bathroom sobbing.*
*LUKE is sobbing his eyes out.*
LUKE: W-why would... Why would a-anyone... H-hate me.
*LUKE continues to cry.*
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BENVOLIO: Hey Peter, I've got an idea I want to share with you.
PETER: An idea? What you got in mind?
BENVOLIO: Well, I'm a performer... you're a performer... maybe we could collaborate?
PETER: Collaboration? Hmm... How would that work exactly?
BENVOLIO: Poor Porsha, she really took-... She? He?... She I think, since Porsha is Peter's drag persona... Uh... oh, yes, I wanted to say that I noticed how Porsha took it really hard to be nommed, so I really want to go bring some good spirit along to cheer her up. We're both performers, so what's a better bonding method than- you guessed it. We could pull someone else too, and create our own little Circus Anormalità ! Bravo!
BENVOLIO: Well, we could have our own little Abnormality circus!
PETER: That would be pretty cool, you wouldn't need a clown either- you got one right here.
BENVOLIO: What do you say? We could do it right now if you wanted.
PETER: Let me take a seat...
*PETER sits down.*
PETER: I can't do it right now, I'm not in drag. But I would love to perform alongside you, I could sing.
BENVOLIO: And I can do an acrobatic performance. Maybe we should involve someone else too.
PETER: Who else has any performing talents?
BENVOLIO: Didn't Crystal play the flute in college?
PETER: Yes I think she did. I know Giu plays the guitar... even if it is badly.
BENVOLIO: Maya can... pose? Is that even a talent?
PETER: Trust and believe it takes some skill to pose for the camera.
*Rustling can be heard from the bushes.*
*RANDALL pops out from the bush.*
PETER: What the fuck! How long have you been in there?
RANDALL: Too long. I dropped mah smokes, had to go find 'em.
PETER: Did you find them?
RANDALL: Nope. They in there somewhere though. I had to hear about this circus thingy though, sounds pretty gnarly.
BENVOLIO: Yeah, me and Porsha are going to perform, we are currently looking for a third member.
RANDALL: That be a great opportunity to put myself forward. I got many a talent.
BENVOLIO: You do? Great, we'll have you on board! So... what is your talent?
RANDALL: That'll have to be kept under wraps for now. I'm gonna surprise everyone in here.
BENVOLIO: That is exciting but also very worrying. We look forward to what you'll bring to the table.
RANDALL: My big break has come. The people of Kentucky are gonna be shocked at what Hot-Dog has planned to show the world. It's gonna change the world. On another note, I'm gonna dedicate this gig to one of mah best pals Wart Hog! You're alright lad.
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LUKE: I-it was so awful guys. I-I just crumbled. I've never f-felt so stupid in all my life.
WILLOW: Nawww, I'm sure it wasn't that bad. You didn't start crying like a little baby did you? Now that would be embarrassing.
LUKE: Well I-I, uh, no. I never cry, ever! I'm tough.
WILLOW: ...Right. I heard someone blubbering earlier on. Maybe that was my imagination, maybe that was the secret wizard who lives on top of the house? Who knows.
LUKE: I should apologise, he is going to think I'm some sort of... of... of monster!
SHIRLEY: He must have really thin skin if he thinks you are a monster.
WILLOW: That reminds me of a monster that I saw when I was smaller. It had long red nails and green fur. I swear it was called Jeff but I never got confirmation as to whether that it was or not.
WILLOW: Poor Luke is so vulnerable, I can't really say much. I just got to think of a snake and I start shaking in my boots. Thinking about it... OH-MY-GOD! A python, ahh someone help me!!!
*WILLOW starts to panic.*
WILLOW: Silly me, there's no snake here in this house... yet. Oh no...
WILLOW: Maybe the best thing to do is to bake him a cake!
LUKE: B-bake him a cake? I'm lost.
WILLOW: I know if someone give me a cake I'd forgive them.
LUKE: I haven't done anything wrong though, right? I've messed up big time.
SHIRLEY: Calm down buddy, you can solve this one easily.
LUKE: H-how?
SHIRLEY: Easy. You and Giu just need to have a sit down and talk about it. Get your feelings out in the open, that way you can make up and be civil with each other.
LUKE: That's not a bad idea actually, if I talked with him- could you sit in, like a mediator. Make things go smoothly.
SHIRLEY: Sure, I'll be able to do that for you both.
LUKE: Yay, thank you. It is super duper nice of you to do so.
WILLOW: I would still recommend the cake though!
SHIRLEY: No cake, just talking.
WILLOW: In that case, can I just have the cake?
SHIRLEY: No one gets any cake.
WILLOW: Aww, that sucks.
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KATHARINA: Hey Giuliano, fancy a game of Abnormality Kart?
GIULIANO: Sure, I'll just finish tuning this guitar up.
KATHARINA: Okay, I'll just pick my character and wait for you.
*GIULIANO tunes the guitar up. It still sounds a bit off though.*
GIULIANO: This doesn't seem to be changing at all. What is wrong with this guitar?
KATHARINA: Have you tinkered with the little tiny box on the back?
GIULIANO: Huh? Tiny box?
*GIULIANO takes a quick look and notices the smallest ever box hidden away on the back of the guitar.*
GIULIANO: Oh! Let's give it a try.
*GIULIANO moves the box around. The guitar now sounds right.*
KATHARINA: Oh, this is new!
GIULIANO: What's happened?
*GIULIANO puts the guitar down and gets a seat.*
KATHARINA: Look!
KATHARINA: Looks like we've got a new character!
GIULIANO: That's the DJ from the last challenge.
KATHARINA: I bet we're going to get a ton more, look at all the hidden characters!
GIULIANO: I see that the new update for Abnormality Kart has now included the DJ from the previous challenge. I can't wait to see who else is unlockable. I'm surprised Sonya and Sandy Claws weren't on there though. Any reason why?
PRODUCER: Sandy Claws is a public figure, so we'd have to buy the rights. Sonya is just... no.
GIULIANO: Fair enough.
GIULIANO: I'm going to use the DJ, see if he has a good driving style.
KATHARINA: That's fine, I wanted Coop.
*The two of them start racing against each other.*
*GIULIANO is hit by a cluster bomb sent from KATHARINA.*
GIULIANO: Are you kidding? I was in first place, now I'm... LAST?
KATHARINA: Oh yeah, that is what I call skill... and a little luck.
GIULIANO: Grr... Game on!
EVEN: Hello housemates! It is now time for the POP challenge. Can you all please gather in the ceremony area.
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EVEN: Hello housemates! It's time for the POP challenge. Six of you will compete in the challenge tonight for the chance to win the VETO! This veto will be able to remove one of the nominees currently sat on the chopping block. If the veto is used and one of the nominees is saved, the current reigning HOH must select a replacement nominee to take the empty seat on the block.
EVEN: The final nominees after this challenge will face eviction. Now, let's start with the nominees this week...
EVEN: Crystal!
CRYSTAL: Hi Even.
EVEN: And Porsha.
PORSHA: Queen bitch is here to slay.
EVEN: You two are automatically enrolled since you are nominated. Through random selection, you will also be playing against...
EVEN: Luke!
LUKE: Oh yeah, this is going to be amazing!
EVEN: Maya!
MAYA: Maya approves of the selection.
EVEN: Shirley!
SHIRLEY: Nice.
EVEN: And Teresa!
TERESA: It's time to get my first win.
EVEN: I hope you are all ready because the game is about to begin. Please can all six of you make your way to the HOH Arena!
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EVEN: Hello housemates! Welcome to Ye Olde Lion. The first ever English Tavern in the world... allegedly. Today, you crafty card players will have to risk it all if you want to win big... or in this case, the veto.
EVEN: All of you will be given a set of questions that need to be answered with a number between 1-100. Simples! However, what you are answering is the adjudicator's answer! You will have to try and put forward the number you think it closest.
EVEN: After each question, everyone's answers will be revealed to the other players. You then have a choice of what to do, you can stick with your answer and put yourself in with a chance to win a point to your final score! If more than one person stays in the game on a question, the person who has answered the closest will win a point- however, the person who is the furthest away will be eliminated from the POP. The person with the most amount of points OR the last man standing will win the veto. Before we waste any more time, let's introduce who the adjudicator will be. Please welcome back...
*DRUM ROLL*
EVEN: Our 12th place housemate; Wes Helms!
WES: Hi guys, I'm back again!
ALL: Wes!
WES: Hello everyone, I'm so happy to be back here once again! It's time to get this POP underway!
EVEN: On that note, it's time for the first question! Good luck Wes and have fun!
WES: QUESTION 1, one a scale of 1-100 how sparkly is Benvolio's outfit?
TERESA: What sort of question is that?
WES: All questions must be submitted in writing.
TERESA: ...Fine.
SHIRLEY: I don't know whether I want to play for this question.
TERESA: I think we have to put forward a score regardless.
SHIRLEY: Hmm, okay then. I'm going to fold though when we get the choice.
TERESA: I think I might do the same as you.
WES: Okay guys, it's time to look at the scores!
*The scores are revealed.*
WES: Now you have the option to stay or fold. Make your decision now!
*Everyone chooses an option.*
WES: On this question, only ONE of you decided to stay and play. That person was...
WES: LUKE!
LUKE: Me? Woo, oh yeah! That is what I'm talking about.
WES: As you are the only person who stayed, you have got 1 point.
LUKE: Ahh, I-I am so excited right now!
WES: QUESTION 2, on a scale of 1-100 how orange is Crystal's hair?
CRYSTAL: Surely, I have to get this right?
WES: You never know, anything can happen.
CRYSTAL: If I get eliminated on this one. I'll walk out of this house right there and then.
EVEN: Deal! Can't go back on your word now, same for the rest of you.
CRYSTAL: Aww nuts. Better not get eliminated.
*The scores are revealed.*
WES: Now you have the option to stay or fold! Please choose now.
*The players make their decisions.*
WES: This time TWO of you choose to stay. The person who is closest to my score will win 1 point, the other will unfortunately be eliminated from the POP. The person who was furthest away by 25 points to 20 points is...
WES: SHIRLEY, commiserations. You have been eliminated from the POP.
SHIRLEY: Oh no, I thought I'd have been in longer.
WES: Congratulations to PORSHA though who was the player closest. You have won 1 point. The score I gave the question was 75.
PORSHA: Yes mawma!
SHIRLEY: I go into this challenge hoping I can at least get quite far into the game and I'm out first, hahaha. Oh well, nothing I can do now.
WES: What is it Phil? I got a few more questions to do. One second.
LUKE: Where is Phil? Who is Phil?
MAYA: Maya is also confused, where is Phil?
WES: QUESTION 3, on a scale of 1-100, how likely is Giuliano's chance of finding his special someone in the house?
MAYA: Maya finds that statement hilarious. Poor Giuliano.
*Everyone puts down their scores.*
WES: You all now have the option to stay or fold! Please make your decision now.
*Everyone makes their decision.*
WES: Again, only ONE person decided to stay and has earned themselves a point! The winner of that question was...
WES: PORSHA! Well done, you have gained another point.
PORSHA: Put your lighters up! Porsha is in the house baby.
WES: Time for the next question!
WES: QUESTION 4, on a scale of 1-100 how strategical is Katharina?
*Everyone puts their scores in. The scores are revealed to the others.*
WES: Now you can see each other's scores, you have the choice to stay or fold. Please make that choice now.
*Everyone makes their choice.*
WES: Looks like we have TWO players who have stuck to their guns. The person who is closest to my score will win a point, the other will unfortunately be eliminated from the POP. The person who was the closest to my score is...
WES: TERESA! Congratulations, you have won 1 point.
TERESA: Oh, that is great. Thank you.
WES: My score was 68 for this question, you were 7 points away from this score with 75. The person who was further away with 18 points (50) was...
WES: CRYSTAL!
CRYSTAL: Aww... that makes me sad.
WES: Unfortunately that means you have been eliminated from the POP challenge.
CRYSTAL: I understand.
WES: Before we start on the next question, this is the scoreboard so far:
SCOREBOARD:
PORSHA- 2
LUKE- 1
TERESA- 1
MAYA- 0
WES: PORSHA is in the lead at the moment, how many more points will everyone earn? Time for QUESTION 5, on a scale of 1-100, how likely is Luke to win any challenges this season?
*Everyone puts their scores in. The scores are revealed to the others.*
WES: Everyone now has the chance to stay or fold their answer. Please make your decision now.
*Everyone makes their decisions.*
WES: We have TWO people who have stayed on this question. The closest person to my score will win a point, the other person who is furthest from my score will be eliminated from the POP challenge.
WES: PORSHA, you are the winner of this question and have gained another point! My score was 49 on this challenge, you put forth 80 which is far away from my score, however someone wrote a higher number.
PORSHA: Yassss queen! Slay honey.
WES: The person who put down 82 and who is eliminated from the POP challenge is TERESA!
TERESA: Are you kidding me? This is unjust.
WES: Unfortunately you have been eliminated and will not continue in this challenge.
WES: With 3 players left, anything can still happen, right Phil?
*The players look in confusion.*
WES: Right, QUESTION 6, on a scale of 1-100, how fierce is Maya?
*Everyone puts in their answers.*
WES: You now have the chance to stay or fold on this question. Please make your decision now!
*Everyone has made their decision.*
WES: Interesting, all 3 of you decided to play this round. The person who is closest to my score wins a point, the person who is the furthest away from my score will be eliminated from the POP. The person who comes in second place will not win a point but will remain in the game.
*DRUM ROLL*
WES: The person who was furthest away, and who has been eliminated from the challenge is...
WES: PORSHA! Who was 42 points away from my score (46- Wes).
PORSHA: Are you fucking kidding me?
WES: Unfortunately Porsha, you will not be advancing to the next stage. The person who was closest on that question though and has earned a point is LUKE!
LUKE: That's 2 points now! I'm so happy.
WES: Before we continue, let's see what the score board looks like:
SCOREBOARD:
LUKE- 2
MAYA- 0
WES: With those scores, it's time for QUESTION 7, on a scale of 1-100, how much does Porsha rock the house down boots? PS- Phil is going to answer this one.
LUKE: I have an idea, should we end the game now and both play this question?
MAYA: Maya is interested about your idea, Maya wants to know more.
LUKE: We have a deal. Whoever loses gets to vote the way the winner wants, but will guarantee they don't go home.
MAYA: Maya thinks that sounds like something a HOH would say. Maya wants to know whether you are confessing?
MAYA: Maya thinks Luke could possibly be the HOH this week, all game he has been quiet with his choices now he wants to make a deal with Maya. Maya is always open for deals in the house, but Maya wants to know what she is getting into.
LUKE: No, no, no. I'm not confessing. I just think we could be able to make a good opportunity with this situation.
MAYA: Hmm, Maya would like to make a deal of some sort. Maya thinks we should have a save deal, Maya saves Luke. Luke saves Maya if it comes to one of them being on the block.
LUKE: I can agree to that, okay then. Here goes!
*LUKE and MAYA submit their answers.*
WES: You both now have the choice to stay or fold. What are you going to do?
*LUKE and MAYA submit their choices.*
WES: Interesting. You both stayed with your answers on this question. Since you are the last two players in the game, the loser will be the person who is furthest away from my score and will be eliminated from the challenge. The winner will be the one who is closer to my score and will win this POP challenge. The results are in... the winner of this POP challenge is in fact...
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WES: LUKE!
LUKE: OH-EM-GEE! I WON, I WON THE CHALLENGE! YESSSSSSSS!
FINAL RESULT:
Luke- 85
Wes- 89
Maya- 100
WES: Congratulations on your win Luke! In a moment we will return to the ceremony area and you will make the decision whether you want to use the veto or not to save Crystal or Porsha from the block. Let's get back to the ceremony area. That's all from me tonight, Even it's back to you!
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EVEN: Welcome back housemates! Our second POP challenge has concluded and Luke has found himself as the winner! He now has the power to remove one of the nominees from the block if he so chooses. So...
EVEN: Luke, who are you going to save from the block?
LUKE: Even, I am going to use the veto on...
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LUKE: No one. I don't want to change the nominees, I would feel bad for the replacement.
EVEN: The decision is final. In that case...
EVEN: Crystal and Porsha you will remain as the nominees and will face eviction this week.
CRYSTAL: I feel sad.
PORSHA: I'm going to stay quiet otherwise I'm going to say something I'm going to regret.
EVEN: Good luck guys! I will see everyone on eviction night where 11 of you will become 10. Goodnight everybody!
ALL: Bye!
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LUKE: I won, I won, I won! Eeeeee, this is so exciting. I hope this is the start of many more wins.
TERESA: Hey!?
LUKE: Huh?
*LUKE looks up to the HOH arena.*
TERESA: I want to congratulate you on your win today.
LUKE: Oh, thank you Teresa.
TERESA: I'd also like to apologise... I have underestimated you.
LUKE: That's very nice of you.
TERESA: On another note, I think you could be a worthy ally.
LUKE: Are you asking me for an alliance?
TERESA: Perhaps. If you are interested I think it could be beneficial for both of us.
LUKE: Hmm, why should I trust you?
TERESA: You shouldn't, but after today I'd say you'd need all the allies you can get, especially now you've created a target for yourself.
LUKE: A t-target?
TERESA: Yeah, so what will it be kid? Are you in or not?
LUKE: I-I... I need longer to think of this.
TERESA: Take as long as you need, I'll be waiting.
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CRYSTAL: I can't believe I'm still on the block.
WILLOW: It's a shame I couldn't play, I'd have saved you.
CRYSTAL: Thank you Willow. I'm glad you've got my back.
WILLOW: It's good to have friends in the house. It'd be way boring if you weren't here to hang around with.
CRYSTAL: I'm still on the block. Which is just great, I am nervous now. I haven't felt in danger while I've been here- but now I believe there's a change I could go. Porsha is a big personality, I do however plan on trying to get people on my side. I have so much more to do here and it would be such a shame to go now.
CRYSTAL: I'm going to campaign the next few days, I need as many people behind me as possible.
WILLOW: You can always rely on me and Coop to save you.
LIL' COOP SNOOP: Squeak!
WILLOW: He's such a cutie patootie!
CRYSTAL: Thanks for the vote, unfortunately I don't think Coop's backing will be able to help sadly.
WILLOW: Would you like me to help campaign for votes for you?
CRYSTAL: That would be absolutely amazing if you could do that for me.
WILLOW: It would be my pleasure.
LIL' COOP SNOOP: Squeak!
WILLOW: Aww, okay I take you back. I'm going to take this little cutie to bed. Say goodnight to Crystal!
LIL' COOP SNOOP: SQUEAK!
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PETER: So he made a deal with you?
MAYA: Maya agreed to a deal with him. He said he would save Maya if Maya saved him.
PETER: That's exactly what he said to me too before he stuck the knife in my back. We've been played gurl.
MAYA: Maya thinks Porsha can still come back fighting though. Maya knows Porsha isn't going.
PETER: It's not that simple though Maya. My fate is in the hands of those old queens now.
MAYA: Maya can convince people to vote for you. Maya is very talented.
PETER: We are going to have to do it quick. I can't afford to leave the house just yet.
MAYA: Maya agrees, if Porsha isn't there- Maya is going to be alone in here.
PETER: Don't worry, I'm not planning on going anywhere. Once I save myself, I'm going straight for Luke though. No one messes with Hurricane Porsha!
MAYA: Maya appreciates your confidence, you can do this!
EVEN: And that concludes this episode of Abnormality! Luke won the POP and decided not to use the veto. That means that Crystal and Porsha will be facing eviction this week and one of them will go home. Stay tuned for the next episode to find out who will be going home. Goodnight everybody!
HOUSEMATES:
Benvolio Di Bounce (M13Vulpecula)
Crystal Harper (Alleenmens)
Giuliano Da Vinci (SimTresa)
Katharina 'E-Kat' Ehrmann (YJB19299)
Luke Peralta (HayloHusky)
Maya Carter (kittymeow)
Peter Romano/Porsha Royale (ninjakid150)
Randall 'Hot-Dog' McScruff (twiddle3)
Shirley Watson (Shadami)
Teresa Gonzales (icmnfrsh)
Willow Wisp (lovesstorms)
12th: Wes Helms (Tigerblu11)
KATHARINA: It sure is, feels good to have some time with just us girls.
SHIRLEY: It's a shame Teresa couldn't join us, she seems really down today. Very unlike her.
KATHARINA: She'll be fine I'm sure, she's strong.
MAYA: Maya created the brand itself, your nose will be fresh.
KATHARINA: You have your hands in a lot of things, you truly are an entrepreneur.
MAYA: Maya likes being creative and trying new things. Maya also likes money!
KATHARINA: You're concerned? What about?
MAYA: Those!
*MAYA points at SHIRLEY's boots.*
MAYA: Maya is unsure why you have them on with the rest of our outfit.
SHIRLEY: You don't expect me to wear nothing on my feet in this house, I could get pierced by a loose screw that the builders left behind.
MAYA: ...Maya will let you off this time. Maya suggests wearing a nice black pump next time.
KATHARINA: No, I'm fine.
SHIRLEY: Willow! What has happened to your face!?
WILLOW: Huh? What's wrong?
WILLOW: Silver? Oh no, no, no. Not again.
SHIRLEY: Again? This isn't the first time.
WILLOW: No, sometimes this happens. The products react to the fairy dust and kind of create a colour reaction... it should be gone by this afternoon.
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*TERESA sighs.*
TERESA: I really miss Diego.
TERESA: Come on Teresa, pull yourself together.
*TERESA wipes the tears from her eyes. The door to the bedroom opens.*
TERESA: Who's there?
TERESA: I will be soon, I'm just having a moment.
PETER: Do you want to talk? I'm a good listener.
TERESA: It's nothing...
PETER: I doubt it is. Come on, tell me. I might be able to help.
TERESA: ...Take a seat.
*PETER sits down.*
PETER: I didn't know it was today, I'm so sorry.
TERESA: He was taken so suddenly, it's left a whole in my heart ever since.
PETER: I can't imagine what you are going through but he is at peace now.
TERESA: He is, I like to think he is still looking out for me and my children.
TERESA: I have achieved a lot, he was always so supportive of me and my ambitions.
PETER: It's good to have that support, it really helps that drive to get what you want.
TERESA: It did.
PETER: Teresa baby, I want you to know that we are all here for you!
TERESA: Thank you Peter. I know he'll never be back, but he'll always be by my side.
TERESA: It's been tough, having to explain why dad isn't coming home was one of the worst things I've ever had to do.
PETER: I can imagine that being so shit.
TERESA: It was, I still remember their little faces. I never want anyone to experience that, not even my worst enemies.
*TERESA starts weeping again.*
TERESA: I'm sorry, I have to stop this crying fiasco.
*PETER and TERESA stand up and hug each other.*
PETER: Let it all out.
TERESA: I'm so sorry, thank you love.
PETER: Don't be sorry. It's okay to be upset.
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CRYSTAL: You bet I am, I've been trying to wise up on almost everything.
BENVOLIO: You'll be fine, just don't overthink it.
CRYSTAL: Got any tips on how to survive the eviction? Just in case I lose.
MAYA: Maya thinks she will need the tips, Maya is 100% certain that Porsha will win and save herself.
CRYSTAL: Thanks for the confidence Maya.
CRYSTAL: It did work for you.
BENVOLIO: Yeah, I got full votes to stay which feels great.
CRYSTAL: I'm still baffled at who it could be though? I haven't really made myself a target, and I haven't annoyed anyone.
CRYSTAL: I'm just going to have to wait until the POP, the HOH won't be able to keep up their act when competing.
BENVOLIO: You would know all about that wouldn't you?
CRYSTAL: ...No, like I told you before. I didn't nominate you.
MAYA: Maya is not parched at the moment, thank you.
RANDALL: Okie dokie.
*RANDALL walks on by.*
BENVOLIO: I'll be behind you. Good luck!
CRYSTAL: Thanks Benvolio.
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*LUKE walks through the doors leading to the garden.*
LUKE: Hi, do you know where Giuliano is?
WILLOW: He's in the bathroom cleaning with Teresa. Are you okay? You look like someone has pooped in your cornflakes?
WILLOW: By doing what exactly?
LUKE: I'm gonna tell him off and... umm, I-I don't know I'll figure it out when I get there.
WILLOW: Don't go throwing punches you'll be kicked out!
GIULIANO: It's not me, I haven't had a bath in days.
TERESA: ...That is disgusting.
GIULIANO: I've had a sink wash, I'm not just going to fester like an old trout. Have a little faith in me.
LUKE: Hey! Giuliano, I'd like a word with you.
GIULIANO: Um, okay?
*GIULIANO puts down his sponge*
LUKE: I-I, well I-I just wanted to... Umm, well, not really I-I...
GIULIANO: Yeah?
LUKE: ...Umm, I'm so sorry! Please forgive me.
GIULIANO: Forgive you?
LUKE: I'm leaving! Sorry, sorry, sorry.
*LUKE runs out of the bathroom sobbing.*
LUKE: W-why would... Why would a-anyone... H-hate me.
*LUKE continues to cry.*
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PETER: An idea? What you got in mind?
BENVOLIO: Well, I'm a performer... you're a performer... maybe we could collaborate?
PETER: Collaboration? Hmm... How would that work exactly?
PETER: That would be pretty cool, you wouldn't need a clown either- you got one right here.
BENVOLIO: What do you say? We could do it right now if you wanted.
PETER: Let me take a seat...
*PETER sits down.*
BENVOLIO: And I can do an acrobatic performance. Maybe we should involve someone else too.
PETER: Who else has any performing talents?
BENVOLIO: Didn't Crystal play the flute in college?
BENVOLIO: Maya can... pose? Is that even a talent?
PETER: Trust and believe it takes some skill to pose for the camera.
*Rustling can be heard from the bushes.*
PETER: What the fuck! How long have you been in there?
RANDALL: Too long. I dropped mah smokes, had to go find 'em.
PETER: Did you find them?
RANDALL: Nope. They in there somewhere though. I had to hear about this circus thingy though, sounds pretty gnarly.
RANDALL: That be a great opportunity to put myself forward. I got many a talent.
BENVOLIO: You do? Great, we'll have you on board! So... what is your talent?
RANDALL: That'll have to be kept under wraps for now. I'm gonna surprise everyone in here.
BENVOLIO: That is exciting but also very worrying. We look forward to what you'll bring to the table.
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WILLOW: Nawww, I'm sure it wasn't that bad. You didn't start crying like a little baby did you? Now that would be embarrassing.
LUKE: Well I-I, uh, no. I never cry, ever! I'm tough.
WILLOW: ...Right. I heard someone blubbering earlier on. Maybe that was my imagination, maybe that was the secret wizard who lives on top of the house? Who knows.
SHIRLEY: He must have really thin skin if he thinks you are a monster.
WILLOW: That reminds me of a monster that I saw when I was smaller. It had long red nails and green fur. I swear it was called Jeff but I never got confirmation as to whether that it was or not.
*WILLOW starts to panic.*
WILLOW: Silly me, there's no snake here in this house... yet. Oh no...
LUKE: B-bake him a cake? I'm lost.
WILLOW: I know if someone give me a cake I'd forgive them.
LUKE: I haven't done anything wrong though, right? I've messed up big time.
LUKE: H-how?
SHIRLEY: Easy. You and Giu just need to have a sit down and talk about it. Get your feelings out in the open, that way you can make up and be civil with each other.
SHIRLEY: Sure, I'll be able to do that for you both.
LUKE: Yay, thank you. It is super duper nice of you to do so.
SHIRLEY: No cake, just talking.
WILLOW: In that case, can I just have the cake?
SHIRLEY: No one gets any cake.
WILLOW: Aww, that sucks.
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GIULIANO: Sure, I'll just finish tuning this guitar up.
KATHARINA: Okay, I'll just pick my character and wait for you.
GIULIANO: This doesn't seem to be changing at all. What is wrong with this guitar?
KATHARINA: Have you tinkered with the little tiny box on the back?
GIULIANO: Huh? Tiny box?
*GIULIANO takes a quick look and notices the smallest ever box hidden away on the back of the guitar.*
GIULIANO: Oh! Let's give it a try.
*GIULIANO moves the box around. The guitar now sounds right.*
GIULIANO: What's happened?
*GIULIANO puts the guitar down and gets a seat.*
KATHARINA: Look!
GIULIANO: That's the DJ from the last challenge.
KATHARINA: I bet we're going to get a ton more, look at all the hidden characters!
PRODUCER: Sandy Claws is a public figure, so we'd have to buy the rights. Sonya is just... no.
GIULIANO: Fair enough.
KATHARINA: That's fine, I wanted Coop.
*The two of them start racing against each other.*
GIULIANO: Are you kidding? I was in first place, now I'm... LAST?
KATHARINA: Oh yeah, that is what I call skill... and a little luck.
GIULIANO: Grr... Game on!
EVEN: Hello housemates! It is now time for the POP challenge. Can you all please gather in the ceremony area.
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CRYSTAL: Hi Even.
PORSHA: Queen bitch is here to slay.
EVEN: You two are automatically enrolled since you are nominated. Through random selection, you will also be playing against...
LUKE: Oh yeah, this is going to be amazing!
MAYA: Maya approves of the selection.
SHIRLEY: Nice.
TERESA: It's time to get my first win.
EVEN: I hope you are all ready because the game is about to begin. Please can all six of you make your way to the HOH Arena!
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*DRUM ROLL*
WES: Hi guys, I'm back again!
ALL: Wes!
EVEN: On that note, it's time for the first question! Good luck Wes and have fun!
TERESA: What sort of question is that?
WES: All questions must be submitted in writing.
TERESA: ...Fine.
TERESA: I think we have to put forward a score regardless.
SHIRLEY: Hmm, okay then. I'm going to fold though when we get the choice.
TERESA: I think I might do the same as you.
*The scores are revealed.*
WES: Now you have the option to stay or fold. Make your decision now!
*Everyone chooses an option.*
WES: On this question, only ONE of you decided to stay and play. That person was...
LUKE: Me? Woo, oh yeah! That is what I'm talking about.
WES: As you are the only person who stayed, you have got 1 point.
LUKE: Ahh, I-I am so excited right now!
WES: QUESTION 2, on a scale of 1-100 how orange is Crystal's hair?
WES: You never know, anything can happen.
CRYSTAL: If I get eliminated on this one. I'll walk out of this house right there and then.
EVEN: Deal! Can't go back on your word now, same for the rest of you.
CRYSTAL: Aww nuts. Better not get eliminated.
WES: Now you have the option to stay or fold! Please choose now.
*The players make their decisions.*
WES: This time TWO of you choose to stay. The person who is closest to my score will win 1 point, the other will unfortunately be eliminated from the POP. The person who was furthest away by 25 points to 20 points is...
SHIRLEY: Oh no, I thought I'd have been in longer.
WES: Congratulations to PORSHA though who was the player closest. You have won 1 point. The score I gave the question was 75.
PORSHA: Yes mawma!
LUKE: Where is Phil? Who is Phil?
MAYA: Maya is also confused, where is Phil?
WES: QUESTION 3, on a scale of 1-100, how likely is Giuliano's chance of finding his special someone in the house?
MAYA: Maya finds that statement hilarious. Poor Giuliano.
*Everyone puts down their scores.*
WES: You all now have the option to stay or fold! Please make your decision now.
*Everyone makes their decision.*
WES: Again, only ONE person decided to stay and has earned themselves a point! The winner of that question was...
PORSHA: Put your lighters up! Porsha is in the house baby.
WES: Time for the next question!
*Everyone puts their scores in. The scores are revealed to the others.*
WES: Now you can see each other's scores, you have the choice to stay or fold. Please make that choice now.
*Everyone makes their choice.*
WES: Looks like we have TWO players who have stuck to their guns. The person who is closest to my score will win a point, the other will unfortunately be eliminated from the POP. The person who was the closest to my score is...
TERESA: Oh, that is great. Thank you.
WES: My score was 68 for this question, you were 7 points away from this score with 75. The person who was further away with 18 points (50) was...
CRYSTAL: Aww... that makes me sad.
WES: Unfortunately that means you have been eliminated from the POP challenge.
CRYSTAL: I understand.
WES: Before we start on the next question, this is the scoreboard so far:
SCOREBOARD:
PORSHA- 2
LUKE- 1
TERESA- 1
MAYA- 0
WES: PORSHA is in the lead at the moment, how many more points will everyone earn? Time for QUESTION 5, on a scale of 1-100, how likely is Luke to win any challenges this season?
WES: Everyone now has the chance to stay or fold their answer. Please make your decision now.
*Everyone makes their decisions.*
WES: We have TWO people who have stayed on this question. The closest person to my score will win a point, the other person who is furthest from my score will be eliminated from the POP challenge.
PORSHA: Yassss queen! Slay honey.
WES: The person who put down 82 and who is eliminated from the POP challenge is TERESA!
TERESA: Are you kidding me? This is unjust.
WES: Unfortunately you have been eliminated and will not continue in this challenge.
*The players look in confusion.*
WES: Right, QUESTION 6, on a scale of 1-100, how fierce is Maya?
*Everyone puts in their answers.*
WES: You now have the chance to stay or fold on this question. Please make your decision now!
*Everyone has made their decision.*
WES: Interesting, all 3 of you decided to play this round. The person who is closest to my score wins a point, the person who is the furthest away from my score will be eliminated from the POP. The person who comes in second place will not win a point but will remain in the game.
*DRUM ROLL*
WES: The person who was furthest away, and who has been eliminated from the challenge is...
PORSHA: Are you fucking kidding me?
WES: Unfortunately Porsha, you will not be advancing to the next stage. The person who was closest on that question though and has earned a point is LUKE!
LUKE: That's 2 points now! I'm so happy.
SCOREBOARD:
LUKE- 2
MAYA- 0
WES: With those scores, it's time for QUESTION 7, on a scale of 1-100, how much does Porsha rock the house down boots? PS- Phil is going to answer this one.
MAYA: Maya is interested about your idea, Maya wants to know more.
LUKE: We have a deal. Whoever loses gets to vote the way the winner wants, but will guarantee they don't go home.
MAYA: Maya thinks that sounds like something a HOH would say. Maya wants to know whether you are confessing?
MAYA: Hmm, Maya would like to make a deal of some sort. Maya thinks we should have a save deal, Maya saves Luke. Luke saves Maya if it comes to one of them being on the block.
LUKE: I can agree to that, okay then. Here goes!
*LUKE and MAYA submit their answers.*
WES: You both now have the choice to stay or fold. What are you going to do?
*LUKE and MAYA submit their choices.*
WES: Interesting. You both stayed with your answers on this question. Since you are the last two players in the game, the loser will be the person who is furthest away from my score and will be eliminated from the challenge. The winner will be the one who is closer to my score and will win this POP challenge. The results are in... the winner of this POP challenge is in fact...
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LUKE: OH-EM-GEE! I WON, I WON THE CHALLENGE! YESSSSSSSS!
FINAL RESULT:
Luke- 85
Wes- 89
Maya- 100
WES: Congratulations on your win Luke! In a moment we will return to the ceremony area and you will make the decision whether you want to use the veto or not to save Crystal or Porsha from the block. Let's get back to the ceremony area. That's all from me tonight, Even it's back to you!
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LUKE: Even, I am going to use the veto on...
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EVEN: The decision is final. In that case...
CRYSTAL: I feel sad.
PORSHA: I'm going to stay quiet otherwise I'm going to say something I'm going to regret.
EVEN: Good luck guys! I will see everyone on eviction night where 11 of you will become 10. Goodnight everybody!
ALL: Bye!
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TERESA: Hey!?
LUKE: Huh?
*LUKE looks up to the HOH arena.*
LUKE: Oh, thank you Teresa.
TERESA: I'd also like to apologise... I have underestimated you.
LUKE: That's very nice of you.
LUKE: Are you asking me for an alliance?
TERESA: Perhaps. If you are interested I think it could be beneficial for both of us.
LUKE: Hmm, why should I trust you?
LUKE: A t-target?
TERESA: Yeah, so what will it be kid? Are you in or not?
LUKE: I-I... I need longer to think of this.
TERESA: Take as long as you need, I'll be waiting.
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WILLOW: It's a shame I couldn't play, I'd have saved you.
CRYSTAL: Thank you Willow. I'm glad you've got my back.
WILLOW: It's good to have friends in the house. It'd be way boring if you weren't here to hang around with.
WILLOW: You can always rely on me and Coop to save you.
LIL' COOP SNOOP: Squeak!
WILLOW: He's such a cutie patootie!
WILLOW: Would you like me to help campaign for votes for you?
CRYSTAL: That would be absolutely amazing if you could do that for me.
LIL' COOP SNOOP: Squeak!
WILLOW: Aww, okay I take you back. I'm going to take this little cutie to bed. Say goodnight to Crystal!
LIL' COOP SNOOP: SQUEAK!
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MAYA: Maya agreed to a deal with him. He said he would save Maya if Maya saved him.
PETER: That's exactly what he said to me too before he stuck the knife in my back. We've been played gurl.
PETER: It's not that simple though Maya. My fate is in the hands of those old queens now.
PETER: We are going to have to do it quick. I can't afford to leave the house just yet.
MAYA: Maya agrees, if Porsha isn't there- Maya is going to be alone in here.
MAYA: Maya appreciates your confidence, you can do this!
EVEN: And that concludes this episode of Abnormality! Luke won the POP and decided not to use the veto. That means that Crystal and Porsha will be facing eviction this week and one of them will go home. Stay tuned for the next episode to find out who will be going home. Goodnight everybody!
HOUSEMATES:
Benvolio Di Bounce (M13Vulpecula)
Crystal Harper (Alleenmens)
Giuliano Da Vinci (SimTresa)
Katharina 'E-Kat' Ehrmann (YJB19299)
Luke Peralta (HayloHusky)
Maya Carter (kittymeow)
Peter Romano/Porsha Royale (ninjakid150)
Randall 'Hot-Dog' McScruff (twiddle3)
Shirley Watson (Shadami)
Teresa Gonzales (icmnfrsh)
Willow Wisp (lovesstorms)
12th: Wes Helms (Tigerblu11)
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