3.24: Eighth Eviction

Even: Hello world! Welcome to Abnormality- Season 3! This is the place where drama happens, friendships are broken and enemies are produced! This season, 14 housemates will be entering the Abnormality House to win a huge $250,000. There will be only one winner though, but who will it be? Let's see how everything plays out.

Even: You've called the police? Why have you done that?
Producer: Well, there's been an incident.
Even: An incident?
Producer: Yeah, talk to Skye she saw the whole thing.

Even: What the... why is everyone out of bed? It's 3 in the morning...
Natasha: I hope you're okay now.
Skye: I'll be fine, I'm just happy that I got out of there. I could have been a murder victim!
Even: A murder victim? Skye, come here.

Skye: What is it Even?
Even: I need an explanation. What the hell has happened?
Skye: I was swimming in the pool... Then I saw Simone... but she started to change.
Even: She changed? How?

Skye: She said she had eaten Natasha's cake... Chan said it had a bean in and...
Even: Oh god. Where is she now?
Skye: I think she's still in there, I don't want to go in alone though.
Even: It's okay... I'll come in with you.

*Even and Skye walk in.*

Skye: Oh my...
Even: What has happened to her! Wow...

Simone: Don't talk to me like I'm not here you c*nt.
Even: Simone! You're a human!
Simone: I always was... I used to transform into a gnome... now it looks like I can't ever do that again since I've tried and I'm still f*cking human! Goddammit.
Even: Well... now that you are human, I guess that gives us actual reason to arrest you for attempted murder!

*Simone comes closer to Even. He is scared of her.*

Even: Damn, you're even uglier up close.
Simone: Shut it you! You're not going to take me in... I won't allow it.

Even: The police are here now, I've just been informed by the producers through my earpiece that they have arrived for you.
Simone: You little sh*t. Well, if I'm going to be arrested... I might as well cause more havoc before I go. Come here!

*Simone pounces on Even and tries to kill him.*

Skye: Hey look what I found, my hat! You were the one who stole my hat!
Even: Skye, help!
Skye: Oh... you're fighting... I wonder who will kill who first... is it that sort of fight?
Even: No!
Simone: Yes!

*Even and Simone keep on fighting.*

Even: Heeee-yah!
Simone: Ouch! My f*cking nose. OUCCHHHH!!!!

*Even wins the fight against Simone.*

Even: Ha, you lost. Don't mess with a goddamn reality show host... any last words before you go?
Simone: Yes actually...

Even: Go on...
Simone: I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you dumb kids... and those f*cking stupid beans.
Skye: Can we use that catch phrase? I mean that's like a complete copy from that cartoon, you know which one!
Even: Bye Simone... it was nice bringing you to justice.

*The police come in and arrest Simone. The house is safe again.*

*THE EVICTION DAY*

Nahita: Today is a good day. Not only am I safe but I finally closed the case on the whole Simone-Exploding Bed-Magic Bean case. Phew, it took a while but finally we are all at peace now. The only downside of the day though is that it is the eviction ceremony, and either Natasha or Wayne are going. Ugh. What am I supposed to do? I guess we'll have to see.

Nahita: Mmm, this omelette is nice Natasha.
Natasha: Thanks.
Nahita: It doesn't have any magic beans in does it?
Natasha: No, the producers got rid of all of them this time. No spare beans around... at least I hope not. If there is then someone will definitely be getting fired.

Wayne: Agreed, this omelette is very tasty.
Natasha: Was that a compliment? From Wayne? Wow.
Wayne: What? I'm not vile all the time... just most of the time... and on Sundays.
Natasha: Haha, noted.

Natasha: Before we continue, can I have a few words.
Nahita: Sure.
Natasha: I want to make a toast, good luck for this eviction ceremony.
Nahita: Hurrah!

Natasha: So, who are you going to save Nahita?
Nahita: Woah! That was direct.
Natasha: Sorry, I'm just interested to see where your vote will go.
Nahita: I doubt it'll matter anyway. I have one vote, the others have a combined total of 4.

Wayne: So it's up to them who goes today. That seems fairer than giving you the choice to send us home.
Nahita: Well I still do, but it's going to be up to them really. My one vote won't do anything.
Wayne: Maybe...

Nahita: Anyway, let's not get into that. One of you two will be going, and I want you both to enjoy your potential last day here, okay?
Natasha: Deal.
Wayne: That's fine by me.
Nahita: Good, anybody want a drink? I think we have ice to put in too if you want a cold one.

Wayne: I am p*ssed. Last week with the HOH, I secured my position in the game so I had the votes to stay no matter who won HOH and POP. But now, because of the extra votes given out as prizes, all bets are off and I could be screwed over. I need to get to Carlito and Skye before Natasha does and say whatever I need to say, because they have all the power to decide who goes this week. All hell is breaking lose and Wayne will do whatever he has to and promise whatever he has to, to stay in this house.

Carlito: So, it's eviction day.
Nathan: Yep, and I know who I'm voting out.
Carlito: Oh, you do? We haven't even discussed it yet though.
Nathan: I know, I just thought I'd vote this way because it would be the obvious thing to do.

Carlito: And that would be?
Nathan: To get rid of Natasha.
Carlito: ...Are you out of your mind?
Nathan: Um... no, why would I be?

Carlito: We need to get rid of Wayne, we can't keep letting him stroll by and win this thing.
Nathan: He won't. Natasha is the bigger threat here.
Carlito: No no no. Statistic wise, Wayne has been a stronger competitor than Wayne... therefore he is capable of coming back and winning this thing.
Nathan: Okay, Natasha is capable of winning too though, and she's already won a HOH, so that's something we can't ignore.

Carlito: At this stage of the game, all of us left have won some form of competition. Wayne has the influence over people whereas Natasha doesn't have much influence.
Nathan: So we should vote Wayne out?
Carlito: Yes!
Nathan: I'm still not sure...

Carlito: I know what I'm talking about Nathan. Wayne is the target, not Natasha.
Nathan: ...
Carlito: Well?
Nathan: We'll see what happens at the eviction ceremony.

Carlito: I don't believe this.
Nathan: You and Skye have the overall power anyway, I don't know why you want my vote?
Carlito: Just in case Skye doesn't vote my way too, you cannot trust anyone in this game.
Nathan: Fine... I'll think it over and talk to you later...

Carlito: Nathan is a good kid, don't get me wrong about that. But I'm sick of him not listening to my advice, I know what I'm doing, I'm still here, just listen kid! He's walking on thin ice, if he keeps doing this he might not be here any more, that's the sad truth. Bye kid.

Skye: Woah! Woah! Wooooooooooooooow...
Natasha: What's up?
Skye: My hat looks amazing! I never knew how good it looked before.
Natasha: Haha you are crackers.

Skye: I could do with some crackers now I'm a lil' peckish.
Natasha: Wait, what happened to your crown?
Skye: I don't know, I couldn't find it. I thought it would have been with my hat.
Natasha: Simone probably sold it on Ebay... At least we don't have to deal with her any longer.

Skye: Yeah, it's taken a long time to capture her though.
Natasha: It's a good thing I baked that cake, she might have been still lurking around here.
Skye: I know, now we can all be safe.
Natasha: Speaking of safe... how safe am I?

Skye: Well, I know I'm not going to vote you out, although I will miss Wayne.
Natasha: Haha, well that's reassuring, have you spoke to Carlito and Nathan about it?
Skye: We've had small discussions, they haven't come to a conclusion though, as far as I'm aware.
Natasha: I still might have time to campaign for their votes then.

Natasha: I'm nervous for this eviction. I have no idea who the others will save and they have the power to cut the cord on my time here, it's definitely a nail biter. I just hope they keep me because I have a lot to offer. I am going to steam roll the competition to make my way to the top!

Skye: Whatever happens though, we'll still be friends.
Natasha: Agreed.
Skye: You're not sad about me nominating you though are you?
Natasha: Of course not, I'd have probably done the same. You need to advance and sometimes you have to take friends out.

Skye: That's good to hear.
Natasha: Say, you want me to bake a cake?
Skye: Haha, I'm good thanks. We don't want another bean accidentally falling in.
Natasha: Haha, agreed. I'll just bring us some chocolate then.

Nathan: Hmph.
Nahita: Ah Nathan, the person I'm wanting to see!
Nathan: Oh Nahita, how are you?
Nahita: Good, come here.

Nathan: Oh.

*Nahita hugs Nathan.*

Nathan: Thanks. What's this for?

Nahita: It was for saving me at the POP competition. I didn't really get a chance to properly thank you.
Nathan: Oh no problem. That's what friends do for each other.
Nahita: I thought you wouldn't have saved me though, especially because of your alliance.
Nathan: They don't control what I do.

Nahita: Hmm, sounds like you are rebelling from them.
Nathan: It does? Well, I guess I am a little. I keep reminding myself that this is MY game, and that my own decisions reflect how the outcome will be.
Nahita: That's a good reminder, I'm thinking of that right now actually. My two alliance members are up, I should be sad... but I'm slightly happy that they are in my place.
Nathan: So, have you discussed with anyone who you're voting out?

Nahita: Nope, not really. Who are you voting out?
Nathan: Well Carlito told me to get Wayne out... but I want to get Natasha out.
Nahita: Interesting. I'm stuck... there are benefits for getting both out for me.
Nathan: Agreed. Anyway... do you want a game of Abnormality Kart? It'll put our minds at ease before the eviction.
Nathan: Sure.

Nathan: Who are you going to be?
Nahita: I think I'll be Even... I just... that man makes me feel things.
Nathan: Haha, you still like him?
Nahita: I can't help it. I keep telling myself no but he still attracts me. I guess we'll see what happens after the show.

Nathan: I'm glad me and Nahita are getting closer, she's a really nice gal. I have been thinking though, should I call it quits with my alliance and align myself with her? We have one week left after this until the final battle, and I need to try and make it to the final four without getting eliminated, then it's anyone's game. Who knows? I'll sort something out, I'm not leaving without that prize money either way.

Wayne: Ahh, I'm glad I found you two, we need to talk evictions.
Carlito: Do we?
Skye: Yes, do we?
Wayne: Of course we do! Now I have a proposition I want you to hear.

Skye: Do we want to hear it?
Carlito: I don't know, do we?
Wayne: Okay what the hell is this... are you going to listen or not because I don't have all day.
Carlito: Well that's true... you've only got til' six then you are out of here... Go on then, we're waiting.

Wayne: Hmph. Well... as we all know, I'm against you.
Skye: Right.
Wayne: And if you keep me, I promise I will flop the HOH. Meaning you'll probably win either way since you'll have the number advantage.
Skye: Okay...

Skye: It's a good offer...
Carlito: Are you kidding?
Skye: No... yes... I don't know. Let's just think about this one minute.
Carlito: Hmm... done. He's still going home.

Skye: Who do I vote for? Do I keep my friend around or do I keep the house enemy around? Gahhh, sometimes I think this prize of an eviction vote is a curse more than a gift.

Wayne: Come on, what have I ever done to you Carlito?
Carlito: True... you haven't nominated me, but there's only six people left... I'm not taking that risk.
Wayne: Ugh, okay. Skye?
Skye: I'll have to think about it Wayne, either way it's a good deal.

Wayne: Well, you don't have long... Even will be doing his announcement soon.
Carlito: That is correct.
Skye: Ugh... this is pressuring.

Even (Voice Over): HOUSEMATES! IT'S TIME FOR THE EVICTION CEREMONY! TIME TO GET YOUR BEST SUITS ON AND HEAD OVER TO THE CEREMONY AREA!!!

Even: Hello housemates and welcome to the eviction ceremony! One of the nominees will be leaving the house tonight. It'll be sad to see either player go, but one must go... Let's welcome the host... Myself!!!

Even: Hey, hey, hey!
All: Hey Even.
Even: Hey crew! I think it's time we got this eviction ceremony once and truly started. So, let's begin...

Even: Before we begin voting, we need to go over a few rules. The nominees this week; Natasha and Wayne cannot vote in the eviction ceremony. The nominee who receives the most votes to evict will have to leave the house tonight.

Even: Usually the HOH cannot vote in the eviction ceremony. However, following the previous POP results, Skye has gained 1 vote to use in the eviction ceremony. Carlito has also gained an extra vote to use in the eviction ceremony following the POP results. I hope you have your nominee selected because you will be picked randomly to go into the diary room and reveal who you want to be evicted from the house tonight. So...

Even: Without further or do, I think we can begin this eviction ceremony.
All: Yay!
Even: Good luck nominees. Let the ceremony begin... the first person who will be voting is Nathan! Nathan make your way into the diary room.



























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Nathan: I am going to evict _______ because I owe it to _______... A favour for a favour... Sorry _______ please accept my apology.

Nahita: I am going to evict ________ because they were my first alliance. I'm so so sorry. This game is starting to hurt a little.

Carlito: I am going to evict ________ because they are after me! It only makes sense that they go home... I mean honestly? Do you think you can get away with trying to get me out? Seriously? I AM CARLITO!!! I am RUNNING this game... Do you even... Hey... What? You want me to get out of the diary room?
Even: Yes...
Carlito: Screw you, Even. I can do what I want in here... Now. Where was I? Oh nevermind. I'll go.

Skye: I am going to evict ________ because you seem like the best choice to go for. I'm so sorry, please forgive me.

Even: Okay, that is the end of voting. I am now tallying up the votes.

*The silence is tense.*

Even: Okay, okay! We have our result.

Even: I can now reveal, with a vote of 3-2, the housemate who will be leaving the house tonight is...



























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Even: Wayne!
Wayne: I'm pretty sure you should have said Natasha.
Even: Nope. You have 10 seconds to say goodbye to everyone. And leave the house forever!

*Wayne stands up and says his goodbyes*

Even: It is time for you to leave Wayne. How are you feeling?
Wayne: ...
Even: Wayne? Hmm, well... we will see you at the finale! Unfortunately Wayne you have come in 6th place. Any last words before you leave?

Wayne: Yeah, all of you can go f*ck yourselves.
Even: Interesting, any positive last words?
Wayne: Ugh, go f*ck yourselves... PLEASE!
Even: Well it was worth a try. We'll see you at the finale. Bye!

*Wayne walks out of the door. He has left the house in 6th place and as the 4th member of the jury.*

Even: So, that's the last of Wayne. He came in 6th place. Housemates, there are 5 of you left, you're all one step closer to becoming the new winner of Abnormality!

All: Woo!
Even: Enjoy your time here, there isn't much left. Finale time will be here soon, but before that will be the battle round and you all need to bring it for that to stay. So, who's ready for next week?
All: Me.
Even: Good, bring it people! Good luck and goodbye.
All: Bye Even.

Natasha: I'M SAFE, I'M SAFE, I'M SAFE! WAHOO! I never knew I could be this relieved... I need to win this next HOH, I need to try and get to that final whatever way I can. Gaining power next week will secure me a chance of getting that prize money!

Wayne: How f*cking dreadful! I cannot believe the amount of b*llshit right now. At least I'm part of the jury though! I know who WON'T be getting my vote, that's for sure.

Even: That concludes this episode of Abnormality. Wayne was the ninth housemate to be evicted from the house and has left the competition. Before we leave, I want to thank Skelda for submitting Wayne for Season 3, you are a good player and I look forward to hopefully seeing you again in Season 4! That's all on Abnormality tonight, check in next time for a new week and a whole lot of new drama. Goodbye!