EVEN: Welcome to Abnormality- Season 6! We are back with an all new season and 12 fresh faced new housemates who are willing to fight it out to win big! Over the last few months, we have had 1000's of applications from you at home wanting to be on the show. There have been so many personalities who we would love to see on here, however we have had the most impossible task of picking 12 lucky people to play this season! Before we let the housemates loose into the house... let's meet them and get to know some of the faces we will be seeing this season! Only one will come out on top as the winner of this season and will win our biggest prize fund so far of $500,000. That's half a million simoleons! In addition to this they will go down in our hall of fame as an Abnormality winner! So, with that... are you guys ready to see who will grace our house?
ALL: YEAH!
*The audience cheers.*
EVEN: Could you please welcome our first housemate then...
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EVEN: DR. EVIL!
Name: Dr. Evil Domination
Player: M13Vulpecula
DR. EVIL: Why hello, dear audience. It is I, the one and only... DOCTOR EVIL DOMINATION!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! I do hope that you all are having a nice and pleasant day though.
DR. EVIL: As an aspiring world conqueror and evil dominator, I have to embrace as many facets and talents as I can, as they could be of great use. That is why I have been doing so many jobs and careers in my lifetime, the experiences might come in handy later on. I am inclined to believe that I can relate to many people who could become my future housemates because of those backgrounds.
DR. EVIL: I feel being on Abnormality would make for a great step towards putting everything my person has to the ultimate test. If I can pass it, everything that life throws at me after it should be a breeze.
DR. EVIL: I feel like every single housemate from the past has brought their unique charm and wit to the show. It would not be very fair to pick favourites out of the bunch this show has had the honour to welcome, now would it?
PRODUCER: Any last words before the game begins?
DR. EVIL: I would like to quote a nice little song from a musical that has caught my taste very well: "HAMILTON MOVE OVER, YOUR NEW COMPETITION'S IN TOWN!".
EVEN: Thank you Dr. Evil, please can you welcome our 2nd housemate... CHRISTMAS!
Name: Christmas Burghley
Player: twiddle3
CHRISTMAS: Hey sweets, my name is Christmas, I'm 30-ish and I'm a Reindeer Rancher from Canada. I'm here to win the big bucks, yep, my days of scooping reindeer poop are over! That stuff stinks and the smell gets all in your clothes, your hair, like sheesh! Rudolph what have you been eating man?! I know Christmas is a weird name for someone to call their kid, you can thank my ol' man for that, he's obsessed I swear. I got off lightly, my kid sister nearly got named Jingles. Ha! I'd love to chill with some new people and just, you know, talk about non-Christmas stuff. Believe me, I've heard all the jokes and I'm pretty tired of it...
CHRISTMAS: So yeah, Christmas, well, the holidays, in general, are a family business, big money for us. Pops is a Mall Santa during the holidays, gave up his day job to become a professional Santa, bought a ranch full of reindeer after my mom passed away hoping it would bring us all closer together, my sister Holly (not Jingles, thank god) she makes greeting cards but she is struggling with her rent so if I win some money it would help with that. I help out on the farm, best I can, I even dress up as an elf during the holidays, give pops a hand with the grotto and giving out presents but it's not really my bag. As I said, I'm fed up of living in Lapland all year round, of course, if I win, I'm hiring some people to scoop poop for me, haha sorry guys. I'd like to travel, got my sights set on Tahiti, someplace warm and far away from the snow.
CHRISTMAS: If I'm honest, I applied for the money. We are kinda desperate right now, our income is seasonal so it would be nice not to worry the other 11 months of the year.
CHRISTMAS: My favourite past player... hmm, gonna go out of left field here and say, pretty much the whole cast of Season 2! Autumn, Su, any one of them! They are all badasses and I'd be honoured to have my name remembered in the Abnormality hall of fame like them.
PRODUCER: Any last words before the game begins?
CHRISTMAS: Look out Abnormality, cause it's gonna be Christmas here everyday!
EVEN: Thank you Christmas, please can you welcome our 3rd housemate... MAXIMUS!
Name: Maximus Payne
Player: SimTresa
MAXIMUS: Hello, the name is Maximus Payne, Major, Retired.
MAXIMUS: My family has a long tradition of military service, so I grew up pretty much all over the world, following my parents from base to base before I joined up myself. I've heard all the jokes about my name, so please don't, or I'll have to kill you. Just kidding... no I'm not. Just kidding... or am I? Nah, just kidding... My friends call me Max, but I'm used to answering to Payne. Can't tell you about my missions either, that's classified. I tried the settling down and getting married thing once. Didn't work out. Best thing to come out of those years are my two kids, Charlie and Kelly. They're grown now, of course, but I don't know if they're watching this.
MAXIMUS: All right, if you really must know why I applied to Abnormality... my old team put me up to it. Never thought I'd actually get here, but now that I am... might as well enjoy it. I'm sure they're all getting a kick out of this. A crusty, private old soldier like me on a reality show, putting myself on display? Who'd have guessed? Not me that's for bloody sure.
MAXIMUS: My favourite past player... has to be, Chef Bertha. I was disappointed she was eliminated so early last season. We crossed paths once way back, and she won my respect.
PRODUCER: Any last words before the game begins?
MAXIMUS: Anyone will tell you I've already said more than usual. Let's get on with it.
EVEN: Thank you Maximus, please can you welcome our 4th housemate... FIORELLA!
Name: Fiorella Bandini
Player: PieceOfPrincess
FIORELLA: H...hi!
*FIORELLA starts to blush.*
FIORELLA: I am... uh... Bandini. I mean, eh... Fiorella. Yes, Fiorella...
PRODUCER: If you want to take a few moments you can do.
FIORELLA: Yes... phew... My name... My name is Fiorella Bandini... I am 18 years old...
FIORELLA: Myself? Uhm... okay, this is hard.
PRODUCER: No need to rush, take as much time as you like.
FIORELLA: Books... Yes, I like books.
FIORELLA: Why did I apply? Oh... uhm... my father... he said it would be good for me... He says I am too beautiful to be this shy... I can't help it, I'm sorry.
PRODUCER: Don't apologise, you're doing good!
FIORELLA: My favourite past player? Mmm...
*FIORELLA blushes.*
FIORELLA: Griffin! He is so smart... I loved his accent... he is so... handsome! Oh no, did I say that out loud?
*FIORELLA blushes even more.*
PRODUCER: Any last words before the game begins?
FIORELLA: Uhm... no? Can I say no? I hope so, I don't know what else to say.
PRODUCER: Yeah that is absolutely fine.
EVEN: Thank you Fiorella, please can you welcome our 5th housemate... KEN!
Name: Ken Lovelace
Player: Keyenpeydee
KEN: Hey y'all! My name is Ken Lovelace, I'm 18 and although I'm young, I can assure you all that I will fight for my life through this competition. This is the first ever competition show I've been on, I hope I can get y'all rooting for me!
KEN: As an out and proud gay person, I have been struggling growing up- especially back in my small hometown. Some people are still not in terms of how the world progresses and that factored throughout my teenage years sadly. I've been mocked and bullied, but I stood up against the bigots and now am fighting to stand out in this world!
KEN: I mainly applied to be on the show because I've always been a fan of Abnormality.There's been so many fabulous personalities in the house. Now that I have the opportunity to play too, I am here to stand out and to experience the awesome game for what it is.
KEN: Favourite past player? I don't have to choose one do I, there's been a lot of great players over the past few seasons. I'd feel bad just picking one out.
KEN: All I gotta say is, gays and gals, let's bring it on!
EVEN: Thank you Ken, please can you welcome our 6th housemate... LEAH!
Name: Leah Hinton
Player: ninjakid150
LEAH: Hello all you disco divas. Mama Leah is here and ready to start the party!
LEAH: You all may know me from a lost season of this show that unfortunately had to get canned early. WELL I'm back to play this time. I originally sent a self-tape in after last season ended, it was so much fun last time that I wanted to complete a run of the show. I didn't think I'd get a call but then Even called me personally demanding I be on. I couldn't say no could I? Now I'm here ready to play.
LEAH: After watching the last few seasons, I knew I had to complete my run and get the full experience. Even was so lovely on the phone, I must have made a good impression the last time I was on, though I'm sure no one remembers that season now anyway. Hopefully this time, I won't be as nervous as I was back then. I have fully embraced who I am and enjoy dancing to the sound of my own drum now.
LEAH: Janelle has to be my favourite player from a past season. She was a tough lady but you could see the care in how she played, I loved her style.
PRODUCER: Any last words before the game begins?
LEAH: Your groovy mama is back babies! Get your popcorn ready cos it's gonna be a fun ride.
EVEN: Thank you Leah, please can you welcome our 7th housemate... ANTWAN!
Name: Antwan Plum
Player: Shadami
ANTWAN: Hello everyone! My name is Antwan, you may have seen my face on another show, Jungle Ruin, yeah, I'm kind of a famous TV star. Though to put it on record, my favourite job was as a llama mascot, it was so much fun doing the llama dance. I'll show you if you want! Let's see, what else am I supposed to say. Hmm, well I'm 55 and retired now. My husband and I have 5 kids, though to be fair, they were all birthed by my ex wife. Long story, don't worry about it. Only my eldest and youngest are still living in the house with us. The other three have moved out and living their wonderful lives. I'm so proud of them... I've got a question for the producer, are there any mermaids here? Are we safe from them?
PRODUCER: No, there's no mermaids here.
ANTWAN: Thank goodness.
ANTWAN: What else can I tell you about myself? I love jogging, it's a wonderful thing you should try it if you don't already. My favourite food is mac n' cheese. I wrote a song about it once even, no I'm not a professional singer, I just love singing random songs. I've been married twice, and most of my life has been about my five children. I love them all dearly. I hate mermaids though. They're evil creatures. Everyone tells me they aren't real, but I know they're walking among us in disguise planning to take over the world!
ANTWAN: I wanted to apply for the show because I've been on TV once and I want to do it again. The experience was such a blast I really want to experience that kind of rush again.
ANTWAN: My favourite past player... ooh, That fairy lady was pretty funny. I don't remember her name though.
PRODUCER: I would have thought you'd have said Lana.
ANTWAN: Like that would ever happen, evil mermaid she is!
PRODUCER: Any last words before the game begins?
ANTWAN: You are positive there will be no mermaids right?
PRODUCER: Positive.
EVEN: Thank you Antwan, please can you welcome our 8th housemate... DARBY!
Name: Darby Ellesentway
Player: Tigerblu11
DARBY: Hey there people watching at home, I'm Darby Ellesentway, strange last name I know, I do realise. I spent about the first ten years of my life living with my dad on the move, we travelled about a lot, I met a lot of new people and soon enough realised I had to, uh, forget them as he moved on. He struggled to keep a job, see, but I like to think he's doing alright now... anyway, sorry, this is my introduction. I'm Darby, 24, and I'm an event planner, and on the side, my side hustle, if you will, I'm a yoga instructor. Just a little extra money on the side. Abnormality isn't my first pick for a new adventure but I've been watching the show for a few years, and I was watching with my boyfriend last year and he said, hey, it'd be bizarre and wack if you auditioned for this and we invented some secret signal and you'd flash it every time you noticed the camera. Uh, we, broke up, before I officially was accepted onto the show... but I think I'll flash the sign if I notice, because it's not like we hate each other. I'm excited, for sure, to be going in.
DARBY: I've been working as an event planner for about two years now, I sort of stumbled into this job from a friend recommending me and it fit, really well actually. I like every little detail of it. On the side, as I said, I've been teaching yoga, one of my favourite escapes from this world. I'll definitely teach the others in the house some tips and tricks if they want to learn, but believe me when I say I'm not the sort of yoga-master that zips around all zen and with their hands in the praying position and preaching of the effects of crystals - I'm sure crystals are beautifully relaxing but I've never felt myself drawn to them. My mother left us when I was very little - when I say left, she found some younger man and rode him all the way across the country to a big city where she could be tempted by other men... I don't have the best image of my mother, based on what Dad's told me. My dad's doing fine now, I sort of skip over talking about him when I can, which starts to sound like he's dead. He's in a home, he had a bad accident that left him there. I visit as often as I can. But he told me, Darby, you need to try new things like we did when you were younger. So here I am on Abnormality. I'm a better person now that I was when I was 16, 17. I struggled a little bit. My hair was still dark, back then. Everyone has their demons. But then I met Deegan, dated him for a few years until things happened and we broke up, but we're comfortable as friends now. I'm going into Abnormality not trying to play off my struggles I've faced in the past - I want them to be open and out there, to show I'm moving forward, I don't want sympathy votes. And if I can find more than the winnings, I'll be forever grateful. Ladies, gentlemen, I'm available. It's time for Darby Ellesentway to win season six of Abnormality.
DARBY: I sort of covered why I applied before, but it was more than just my ex suggesting I should. I'm coming into this game wanting to prove myself. At work, I'm laid-back Darby, or else ambitious-Darby, sometimes, when I'm eyeing something off. I have these two sides - but people often overlook my ambitious side because so much of the time they think I'm slacking off or chilling out, like a hippie. I like yoga and kombucha and sandals and psychedelic sounds as much as the next girl, but there's more to me than that... and I hope being on TV shows that. Plus, who doesn't want to be crowned a winner?
DARBY: Fav past player? Okay, easy one - I love Natalia. I like her spunk, I would love to see her come back for round two sometime, maybe a future All Stars season? I think there was more to her that we never saw... yeah, definitely Natalia.
PRODUCER: Any last words before the game BEGINS?
DARBY: See ya on the outside folks! Oh and one more thing: roar!
EVEN: Thank you Darby, please can you welcome our 9th housemate... JACOB!
Name: Jacob Price
Player: lillibattenberg
JACOB: Hi, I'm Jake. I'm twenty-four, a lifeguard, and from San Myshuno. Don't ask me how I afford it, I really can't. I am single too, though only if Angel likes you.
JACOB: I'm not so much an extrovert, I'm more an introvert. I prefer dogs to people, if I'm honest. I've never had a dog try to destroy my social life. Or break my heart. I also play a bit of guitar, though not much. My ex thought it was stupid. I'm... still trying to shake off her mindset. But I've said too much.
JACOB: I applied for Abnormality because... I wanted a fresh start after... all... that. Ugh... Sorry.
PRODUCER: Don't worry about it, take as much time as you need.
JACOB: Jin was my favourite past player! He deserved so much better!
PRODUCER: Any last words before the game begins?
JACOB: This is for you, Alice... jokes, it's definitely not.
EVEN: Thank you Jacob, please can you welcome our 10th housemate... NATALIE... or should I say... SANDY!
Name: Natalie Pollard a.k.a. Sandy Fresco
Player: YJB19299
SANDY: Hello, hello ladies and gentlemen, I'm Sandy Fresco, I'm 28 years of age and I'm San Francisco's trinity of fun and sass.
*SANDY's screen flashes to reveal NATALIE.*
NATALIE: Wait a second, who's that bitch in the mirror? Where is the drag queen from earlier? You know what... she cute though, I'mma keep her for now.
*NATALIE laughs out loud.*
NATALIE: Well, if you already couldn't tell, I'm a Drag Queen, or as some people who don't validate all forms of drag would say, a Faux queen. My interpretation of drag is to live out your fullest fantasy, and gurl trust me when I say if I have something, it is a WHOLE lot of fantasy.
*NATALIE laughs.*
NATALIE: Sandy Fresco just wants to make people smile and laugh, even if it is at her. I'm a lip syncer, a dancer, a dance coach, an actress, a comedy queen, I can serve you looks the house down boots and I'm a singer who is WAY out of tune. For Natalie, the bitch you are seeing now out of drag, all those things apply too, just with MUCH less make-up and talent.
NATALIE: For my application, I was inspired by Season 4's very own Porsha Royale, such a fabulous and stunning queen. She was such an inspiration for all the kids out there in the LGBTQ+ community and played a fantastic game in my opinion. Also I think I have never seen somebody represnting the women who are doing drag like myself on TV. Drag has become a mainstream phenomenon right now, but what you see most of the time is men in wigs, so I think it's time to show you that women in drag are as valid, relevant and fabulous as our male counterparts!
NATALIE: If I wanted to be predictable I would say my favourite past player is Porsha Royale, which would be true, but Sandy Fresco is anything but predictable, so I actually would say Natasha from Season 3, Lana from Season 5 and our most recent winner Triceratops! Girl slayed the game by being unapologetically herself and I admire that.
PRODUCER: Any last words before the game begins?
NATALIE: I hope you bitches are ready, because Sandy Fresco didn't come to play, she came to steal Shea Coulee's entrance line.
*NATALIE laughs out loud.*
EVEN: Thank you Natalie, please welcome our 11th housemate... MILTON!
Name: Milton Wong
Player: HayloHusky
MILTON: Greetings. I am Milton Wong. Only child. Heir to the Wong dynasty. You know, the richest family in quite possibly the Northern and Southern hemisphere! I am considered to be one of the most powerful and influential people in the world... At least, according to Daddy. I guess my time on this pathetic show will prove my power.
MILTON: You can read all the facts about my life in my memoir: Titled, Milton Wong. The producers can do their part and dedicate this entire episode to myself. Hell, I'm doing them a massive favour putting someone of my status on a lowlife show such as this. As if they weren't gonna pick me as a contestant. Daddy would be absolutely furious and knock the entire network off the air if they didn't! Ha! So here I am. Ready for my first place title.
MILTON: I never applied for Abnormality. You think I don't have a personal assistant?! Hell, you think I don't have my own personal public relations department?! They struck a deal on behalf of the Wong dynasty, and as an act of charity, I put myself on the show as a contestant. Now, I'm here to show my power and influence as I get my way until the end. Hell, it might be a little bit of light entertainment for me watching them squirm.
MILTON: Favourite past player? Please, I never even heard of this network until I went to that charity case they call "the casting department".
PRODUCER: Any last words before the game begins?
MILTON: These "contestants", they've come to the Wong place.
EVEN: Thank you Milton, please can you welcome our final housemate... KISHA!
Name: Kisha Patel
Player: Alleenmens
KISHA: Hi everyone, I am Kisha Patel and I am a private investigator. You may recognise me from a little particular show called: The Circle. I didn't get very far on that sadly, first out really wasn't what I was expecting but hey it happened.
KISHA: Before I came to your TV screens, I grew up in a really poor neighbourhood. When I say poor, I mean dirt poor too. It sucked but my luck changed when I got the money saved to go to college. Then when I saved up more pennies I got a scholarship at University which changed my life completely. After university I became a private investigator and haven't looked back since.
KISHA: I applied for the show to have a really fun experience, I also want to get a little further than what I did on The Circle. Looking at seasons past, I know I'm definitely in for a fun time, I just hope that I can change my fate on this show than I could on The Circle.
KISHA: My favourite player has to be Trix from a past season. She was such a funny little person who truly deserved her win. Good on her for making that happen.
PRODUCER: Any last words before we begin the game?
KISHA: I'm here to have fun! So let's kick this party off with a bang, no?
EVEN: Thank you Kisha and welcome to the show!
*The audience cheer for this season's cast.*
EVEN: With Kisha's last tape, this wraps up the cast of Season 6! I'd like to thank everyone for submitting their sims for this season- I can't wait to see how they all play this season. Unfortunately not all the sims could be picked to be in the final lineup, There was a good bunch of sims this season and it is incredibly difficult to trim them down to the final 12. As a special shout out I have included a picture of all of the ones who didn't make it below Who knows, perhaps we will see them again on a future season perhaps? Only time will tell.
EVEN: On that point, IT IS TIME TO GET THIS SEASON STARTED!!! Good luck and may the evens be ever in your favour!
HOUSEMATES:
Antwan Plum (Shadami)
Christmas Burghley (twiddle3)
Darby Ellesentway (Tigerblu11)
Dr. Evil Domination (M13Vulpecula)
Fiorella Bandini (PieceOfPrincess)
Jacob Price (lillibattenberg)
Ken Lovelace (Keyenpeydee)
Kisha Patel (Alleenmens)
Leah Hinton (ninjakid150)
Maximus Payne (SimTresa)
Milton Wong (HayloHusky)
Natalie Pollard/Sandy Fresco (YJB19299)
