EVEN: Welcome to Abnormality- Season 5! We are back with an all new season with 12 new housemates who are willing to fight it out to win the competition! Over the next 9 weeks, all 12 housemates will be battling it out for the grand prize of $350,000 as well as a place in the hall of fame as one of our winners. Previously on Abnormality, we found out that Triceratops was successful in the battle challenge and had secured herself a place in the final. Triceratops had the hard decision to choose between Blair and Janelle to join her in the final as one of the top 2. Triceratops decided to pick Blair to go up against in the final. As a result of this, Janelle was unfortunately sent home before the last hurdle. With the final jury summoned tonight, it is time for them to cast their final vote on who they would like to win this season. Will it be Blair or Triceratops who wins tonight? We'll find out on this season's last episode of... Abnormality!
JONAH GOODWIN!
CHARLOTTE WINTERBOURNE!
JIN CHANG!
JANELLE WAITER!
GRIFFIN BRYANT!
EVEN: ...and our first finalist tonight...
BLAIR LUNANOVA!
*The audience applaud loudly for the housemates.*
BRANDON COHEN!
CHEF BERTHA!
STEWART MURRAY!
LANA MAHI'AI!
AMAR THANOS!
EVEN: And our second finalist tonight...
TRICERATOPS O'DELL!
*The audience applaud all of the cast.*
*The audience is excited to here this.*
EVEN: However, first of all it is time to talk to our housemates this season. Our first housemate was unfortunately the first people to leave the house this season after her time in the house was cut short. Please welcome... CHARLOTTE WINTERBOURNE!
CHARLOTTE: Oh my word, thank you for inviting me back Even. I am truly appreciative to be here.
EVEN: Charlotte, welcome back! It feels like forever since we last saw you, how have you been?
CHARLOTTE: I've been rather splendid thank you. I have written my first draft of my memoirs and have devoted an entire chapter to my experience within the establishment we resided in.
EVEN: I'm sure it will be a good read, I'll order a copy.
CHARLOTTE: That would be marvellous. The Winterbourne estate will cherish your revenue greatly.
EVEN: So Charlotte, how did you find your time in the house?
CHARLOTTE: I enjoyed my brief appearance in the television broadcast. It truly is a magical adventure being apart of such a gigantic production such as this.
EVEN: Would you have liked to have stayed in longer and had the chance to play the game more?
CHARLOTTE: I was disappointed that I was the first subject to leave. I would have adored more time to play the game. I went into the house with a naive perspective which I think may have hindered my chances. Alas, I did enjoy my time though.
EVEN: I would have liked to have seen how you would have played, unfortunately it wasn't meant to be. Thank you for being a great addition this year.
*The audience applaud CHARLOTTE.*
EVEN: Our next housemate we are talking to tonight was known for her ruthless approach to the rest of the house. Get your spatulas ready... for CHEF BERTHA!
CHEF BERTHA: Meh, dat noise is way too loud. Can yer keep it down over d'er!
EVEN: Welcome back Chef Bertha! How have you been since you left the house?
CHEF BERTHA: Me still poor and workin' at dat shite dorm in deh Universiteh! Yer know 'ow it is tryin' to keep dem young 'uns in check.
EVEN: I have a question that everyone has been dying to know... we all know you as Chef Bertha but do you have a surname at all?
CHEF BERTHA: Course me do, no one gives a damn t'ask though.
EVEN: What is it?
CHEF BERTHA: Axe! Like me choppin' axe what me use for me open fire.
EVEN: So your name is Chef Bertha Axe?
CHEF BERTHA: Just Bertha Axe, me's a chef but me didn't grow up as Chef.
EVEN: Very well. Nice to finally meet Chef Bertha Axe. So, as we know you were second out this season- if you could go back and play this season again, would you change anything on your second time around?
CHEF BERTHA: Course me would! Me wouldn't win dat feckin' HOH foe a start. Me would'a gone under the roof... that 'ow you say it right?
EVEN: I think you mean radar but we'll keep it as roof.
CHEF BERTHA: Then again, helps if yer not up against a load'a young 'uns, me didn't stand a chance from teh get go.
EVEN: Yes... thank you Chef Bertha, that was nice to talk to you.
*The audience applauds CHEF BERTHA.*
EVEN: Our next housemate survived eviction in Week One but unfortunately didn't survive the eviction in Week Three. Please give a loud welcome to... BRANDON COHEN!
BRANDON: This feels surreal. Thank you for having me back Even.
EVEN: It's great to have you back Brandon. How have you been coping since your eviction in Week 3?
BRANDON: It did hurt when I was voted out but I was glad to get back home to see Abby. Spending so much time away was eating me up.
EVEN: Was Abby watching her daddy on the show?
BRANDON: She was! She watched every episode this season.
EVEN: Now, you had quite a rough ride while you were in the house- aside from being nominated you also received tragic news about your grandfather. How are you and the family doing during this time?
BRANDON: It is still raw so I have cried a lot, my Grandpa meant a lot to me and he has helped me become the man I am today. It's going to take a while to process his loss but I know that he's proud of me and the family and that makes me feel at peace.
EVEN: I'm here if you ever need to talk.
BRANDON: Thank you Even, means a lot.
*The audience applauds BRANDON.*
EVEN: Next up, we have the red headed guy with a smile to die for. Please welcome back... JONAH GOODWIN!
JONAH: Hi Even, it's nice to be back.
EVEN: Jonah! Welcome back to the mad house. How have you been since your eviction?
JONAH: I've honestly been rather good, after letting Lindi go I've been able to fully be myself again knowing she's in a good place now.
EVEN: That's great to hear. You also developed a little crush if I remember rightly at the beginning of the season?
JONAH: Haha... you could say that, yeah.
EVEN: Has anything happened with that?
JONAH: I have talked with Charlotte since then and we are meeting up for tea at a nice little cafe in the city.
CHARLOTTE: Yes, only a platonic meeting though. I'm not sure I'd have enough space in my memoirs if I had any salacious affairs of the heart.
EVEN: Either way that sounds like it'll be a whole lot of fun. Enjoy the tea both of you.
*The audience applaud JONAH.*
EVEN: Our next housemate surprised everyone with his physical prowess, please welcome back... JIN CHANG!
JIN: Even, I back for tonight. Thank you lots for time here.
EVEN: Jin, it's great to have you back! I think we've all missed you from our screens, how have you been since your eviction?
JIN: I been busy, making new furniture for garden.
EVEN: Sounds productive, was that an order from your wife?
JIN: Absolutely, she just wants me work. I could buy from Ikea but no, home-made better apparently.
EVEN: Since leaving, do you ever think of whether you would play this game any different to what you did?
JIN: I play game how I wanted. I did good but could it better? Yeah. I would slow down on the ice.
EVEN: Yeah, you took a nasty fall on that.
JIN: I bruised but no major injury.
EVEN: You've been such a good sport and I respect you completely. Thank you for coming back tonight Jin.
JIN: No, thank you.
*The audience applauds JIN.*
EVEN: Our first jury member tonight and our next evicted housemate definitely left his mark on the competition, please welcome back... STEWART MURRAY!
STEWART: H-Hey Even.
EVEN: Welcome back Stewart, are you okay? You look a little down.
STEWART: I'm okay, I've just been listening to Chef Bertha for the past twenty minutes so I'm a bit frazzled.
CHEF BERTHA: Feck off yer pesky young 'un.
EVEN: We've missed seeing you on our screens Stewart, how has life been since your eviction from the house?
STEWART: It's been really good, I finally got to see Elizabeth and enjoy the rest of the season as a viewer.
EVEN: As you are the first member of our jury tonight, have you been thinking about who you are going to vote to win?
STEWART: I-I have been considering the two finalists, I am going to wait and see how they do in the live jury questions though before I make my final decision.
EVEN: Great, I look forward to see which way you vote. Thank you again Stewart.
*The audience applauds STEWART.*
EVEN: Our second jury member for tonight and the seventh evicted housemate has been missed since their time came to an end in the house. Please all of you welcome back... GRIFFIN BRYANT!
GRIFFIN: It's so good to be back here tonight.
EVEN: How is it going Griffin?
GRIFFIN: I'm doing good thank you. I'm back at the games store hosting my D&D nights and having fun.
EVEN: I remember the D&D game you did while you were here, is there any possibility for an Abnormality inspired product to hit your shelves anytime soon?
GRIFFIN: I can definitely get something put together, would you wanna come down sometime and play a few campaigns?
EVEN: Sure, count me in.
GRIFFIN: Great, I'll put your name down.
EVEN: As one of the jury members, do you know who you are going to vote yet?
GRIFFIN: I think I know how I'm going to vote now, it'll be interesting to see how both finalists handle the questions though.
EVEN: Awesome! Thank you once again Griffin.
*The audience applauds GRIFFIN.*
EVEN: Our third jury member for tonight was one of my favourites and fell short of the finishing line. Put your hands together for... LANA MAHI'AI!
LANA: The audience is lovely tonight, how are you doing Even?
EVEN: I'm bloody good, how are you?
LANA: I am hydrated and ready to get down to business.
EVEN: Lana, we enjoyed watching your journey through this season. Were there any moments that stood out for you?
LANA: So many, I can't pinpoint a particular one which was good because I had so much fun. I've met some amazing people and I'm going to keep these friendships going once this show finishes.
EVEN: It's safe to say that Amar and Trix were the closest to you in the house, do you feel like any of the others were as close?
LANA: I have a soft spot for Janelle, I have got close to her and we have shared some big secrets. There's not anyone I'm not close to on this season, everyone has enriched my life in one way or another and I will be forever glad to have been apart of it all.
EVEN: Bless you, we love you Lana. Thank you for coming back.
*The audience applauds LANA.*
EVEN: Our fourth jury member and spiritual guru almost got to the top 3, please give a warm welcome to... AMAR THANOS!
AMAR: Greetings to you all! I've blessed the stage with positive energies so we shouldn't have too much venom here tonight.
EVEN: Amar, welcome back. How are you doing man?
AMAR: Good thanks. I've spent a bit of time by myself in nature and had the time to recharge my batteries.
EVEN: You haven't had the best of luck this season, I believe you've had to eat slop the most times out of everyone here. 4 weeks in fact.
AMAR: Oh yeah, the slop... even though it was rather bland I have lost a hell of a lot of weight from it. There's a silver lining in that I guess.
EVEN: I never thought about it like that. So... as your are one of the jury members, have you considered who you are going to vote for tonight?
AMAR: Honestly, no. I'm torn between the both of them and despite being closer to Trix, Blair does still have a good case to win my vote.
EVEN: Ooh, now that is interesting. I look forward to see what you do when we get to it. Thank you Amar.
*The audience applauds AMAR.*
EVEN: Our last jury member tonight and our last evicted housemate was truly fantastic. Please welcome back... JANELLE WAITER!
JANELLE: Oh loveys, it is oddly strange being here tonight.
EVEN: Janelle, it's great to have you back. How are you doing?
JANELLE: My love, I am doing well. I've had a teacake before the show so I'm contempt for the rest of the evening.
EVEN: You were quite the powerhouse this season and had it all to go the whole way. Who would you have taken through with you if you were the winner of the battle challenge?
JANELLE: How impertinent. I'm joking my dear, I would have taken Blair through with me to the finale.
EVEN: Interesting choice, you definitely had an up and down relationship with her this season. Do you think you'll speak to her once we finish filming?
JANELLE: Absolutely lovey, yes we had had our rocky moments but she is a sweet girl deep down. You just need to look past the black lipstick and eyeliner and see her true character underneath.
EVEN: That's a nice way to describe that, thank you for coming Janelle.
*The audience applaud JANELLE.*
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ALL: YEAH!
BLAIR: I have my suspicions on who it could be.
CHEF BERTHA: Me thinks it'll be meh.
BRANDON: In your dreams Bertha.
CHEF BERTHA: Shut yer dirteh young 'un mouth.
EVEN: Ahem, people let's not argue... now, play the intense music.
*The intense music starts to play.*
EVEN: I can now reveal... that the housemate who has won 'Fan Favourite'... with a vote of 18.9% of the public vote is...
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TRICERATOPS: I won Fan Favourite?! OMG, that is so awesome. Thank you everyone.
FAN FAVOURITE VOTE RESULTS:
Triceratops O'Dell- 18.9%
Lana Mahi'ai- 13.2%
Jin Chang- 12.3%
Chef Bertha- 10.4%
Janelle Waiter- 9.4%
Stewart Murray- 8.5%
Blair Lunanova- 7.5%
Charlotte Winterbourne- 6.6%
Amar Thanos- 4.7%
Brandon Cohen- 3.8%
Jonah Goodwin- 2.8%
Griffin Bryant- 1.9%
EVEN: Congratulations on winning the fan favourite vote Triceratops, as a reward for this title the producers have kindly donated a special prize to you.
TRICERATOPS: Ooh, that sounds exciting. What is it?
TRICERATOPS: That is great, I've always wanted to go to Spain! Thank you!
EVEN: My pleasure Trix.
LANA: Thank you Lana Banana, I'm surprised I came at the top though, especially since I'm a whole boot of Loopie Fruits.
*The audience applauds for TRICERATOPS.*
EVEN: Now, before we commence with the live jury questions tonight, first we must go to a commercial break. Top up on your sodas and snacks because you do not want to miss what is coming up!
ALL: Yeah!
EVEN: Perfect. With that, I can officially start the live jury questioning. Who would like to ask the first question to our finalists tonight?
GRIFFIN: Ooh sounds like it could be the 'win or lose' question of the debate, usually we'd wait until half the answers are down before hearing it.
JONAH: So, my question to each of you is different...
"Blair, are you a vampire?"
"Trix, are your forefathers related to dinosaurs?"
GRIFFIN: That's... hmm. Go ladies let's see what you say.
JONAH: Oh of course. I don't think you're a vampire... or do I?
"Are ye gonna buy me a shack in deh woods so me can retire and never be bothered by dem young 'uns in dem dorms again?"
*The audience go silent.*
BLAIR: Uhh... Chef Bertha... I dunno how to say this without being direct but once you have worked as hard as I did in this show, without making a clear target on your back on the 2nd week, then we can talk about how to spend potential winnings.
CHEF BERTHA: At least me worked in deh first two weeks. Me only 'members ye yappin' and complain'ng 'bout dat slop ya been eatin'. Me considered ya as deh replacement vote instead o' poor old Charlotte. If me choice was dat, ye'd be gone first.
TRICERATOPS: It's like really silly to suggest I'd give you any of my prize winnings Chef Bertha! Are you an orphan? Cause I think I'll use some of the money to set up a charity organisation for all the orphaned dinos like me, who have new families now, families that are willing to help out kids that have lost so much. So if you're an orphan- maybe you could have something from that! Although... you're a bit old, hehe, sorry. I'm not calling you a dinosaur! It's great to see you again Bertha! I just think it's silly to spend money on someone I sent home like, second, in the game instead of using it for good and to benefit myself and the people that need it most. I hope you find that woodsy cabin! You so so hate young 'uns, hehe, winning would've been great for you! Thank you for the question though.
"What specific reason should I, Janelle Waiter, vote for YOU?"
JONAH: I like this question, I wonder what answers we'll get.
TRICERATOPS: Janelle! Hey again, it's been so long! Kidding, it's been like a minute. Did they even let you sleep? Thank you for your question. I think the biggest reason you should vote for me is because I fought to stay in the game, and I fought in that battle challenge so that I could make it to the final two, but specifically have the choice who I was to bring. Winning the battle meant I could knock you out, Janelle, I don't know if I would've stood a chance opposite you in this final two. I used the last chance I had to win a challenge and I won, and maybe I didn't win many other challenges- only one HOH and one POP- but I proved I could fight, and so often I almost won things! Second place counts for something... and I'll be honoured to be second again, if you choose Blair over me. But I think I've shown I had the potential , at least, to win. I hope I've given you something to consider.
GRIFFIN: Top 2 deal huh? That is some interesting intel to know.
"What would be a reason why you DON'T deserve to win?"
CHEF BERTHA: Me wants to know dis too. Yer young 'uns always lookin' at teh positives when yer should be lookin' at teh bad things too.
BLAIR: Hey Brandon! For your question, I guess it's easy for why anyone could see why I don't deserve to win. That would be my cutthroat way of approaching this competition, which many people see as kind of mean... But that being said it did bring me to the end here, so I can't say it didn't work to bring me here.
"I would very much like you both to sum up your time in the house in 3 words?!"
TRICERATOPS: It hurt so much to send you home in week one, Charlotte... but it was the right move to make.Thank you for your question tonight! Three words... I like to use many words, don't I? I like to just ramble and ramble on... but I gotta pick three.
1. Breathtaking
2. Competitive
3. Familiar
TRICERATOPS: The last word, it's not because I've been on another show or anything, I haven't, but... there was just something about the people that I got to live with, they felt like family to me. I'm not just saying that to pull in support or make myself cry or anything... I mean it. It was incredible getting to know everyone, and the more I did, the more it felt familiar... like I'd been on Abnormality in another life, with the same people and it was all flooding back in. I wouldn't trade lasting this long for anything in the world.
1. Exciting- as I was never certain as to what challenges were coming my way.
2. Entertaining- as I was able to experience this show in a different way than just watching it. It became extremely entertaining watching it from a first person perspective.
3. Humbling- only recently in this show I had thought I was top dog and untouchable! How the game changed my perspective of myself, as I was proven to be acting a bit too much and hurting others more than necessary, teaching me to grow a lot.
LANA: Hello Blair, Trix. Congratulations again on making it this far. What I would like to know is...
"If you could go back and do something different, which moment would bit be and what would you do instead?"
BLAIR: Hey Lana, if I had to go back to any moment it would be my attempt to split Janelle and Trix I think as it backfired on me the most and hurt my game but I overall I don't need to change a thing as all my actions led me to being in the final 2!
BRANDON: A single sentence from your mouth is worth a whole lot less than her 'long, monotonous, empty buzzin'.
CHEF BERTHA: Be quiet fecker me weren't talkin' to yer.
BRANDON: Such a delight to deal with you as usual Bertha.
"Who do you think helped you the most? Whether by actually helping, or by being... well, you know what I'd say. Let's just say, by being me?"
TRICERATOPS: Hey Stewing, how's things?
STEWART: I'm okay... are we still doing the whole Stewing thing though?
ALL: Yeah!
STEWART: Okay, fiiiiiine.
TRICERATOPS: Thanks for the question! Who helped me the most... I have to say two people, Blair and Janelle. They were my secret rock alliance this season, or I suppose at one point it might've been less secret- but they helped me the most in this game. Not so much an outside source- if I hadn't been in this alliance, I might not have made it to the end. Doesn't mean I didn't fight on my own though- but it always helps to have friends and support in this game, and it was those two. I couldn't imagine a better final three than with them. I hope that answered your question.
JIN: Split good plan, though execution lacked excellence.
EVEN: Do we have any last questions before I end the questions tonight?
LANA: I know I have.
JANELLE: Me too lovey.
AMAR: Griffin?
GRIFFIN: Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't ask a question. I've just been listening.
AMAR: No worries. So was I.
EVEN: In that case then... I now officially end the live jury questioning here!
*THE LIVE JURY QUESTIONING IS OVER.*
EVEN: Well done finalists! You had some very hard questions amongst the housemates then. We are now going to go for a commercial break! Do not leave us just yet though, after the break our jury will finally make the last decision of this season and will cast the votes on who they want to win this season. Good luck finalists!
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JURORS: Absolutely!
EVEN: Perfect! Each of you will have one vote each, you will order in the order you were eliminated in the competition... that means...
STEWART: After the questions, I-I know my mind is made up.
EVEN: That is good to hear. Well, let's launch the voting. Good luck Blair and Triceratops! Your fate now lies in the hands of the jury. Stewart... please go into the voting booth and cast your vote.
*STEWART is the first to vote. He goes into the voting booth.*
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EVEN: Jurors, who do you want to win Season 5 and why?
EVEN: Thank you for your vote Janelle. We have now received all the votes from our jurors, however before we reveal the winner... it's time for a quick commercial break! See you all in a few minutes where the winner will be revealed to the rest of the house and the rest of the world. Good luck finalists!
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ALL: Oooh!
EVEN: The time has come to reveal who the winner is... can I get a drum roll from the audience please?
*The audience does the drum roll.*
*The audience begins to cheer and the drum roll gets louder.*
EVEN: The votes were very interesting to read and I thank you jurors for them all. Now... without further or do...
*The intense music begins to play.*
EVEN: I can now reveal, with a vote of 4-1, the winner of Abnormality- Season 5 is...
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TRICERATOPS: OMG! I WON! YAYYYYY!
EVEN: You have won $350,000. Congratulations Trix, how are you feeling?
TRICERATOPS: All my dreams have come true! This feels so unreal.
EVEN: Trix, you are the Queen of the House and the winner of the season! Would you like to see your prize money right in front of you?
TRICERATOPS: Absolutely, that would be amazeballs!
*The safe room with the money is opened.*
TRICERATOPS: There is so much money here, I feel like crying if I wasn't so damn happy!
EVEN: We will organise a courier to exchange all the money to your bank account so no worry on trying to take all this home in your pockets.
TRICERATOPS: I was gonna say, my pockets are big but there'd be no way of fitting all of this in them.
TRICERATOPS: No, I just want to say thank you for giving me the opportunity to play the game. I want to thank the jury as well, without them I wouldn't be here right now, I respect you all so much!
EVEN: Thank you Trix, you've been great to have this season!
*The audience cheers.*
EVEN: I would like to say a massive thank you to ninjakid150 for submitting Blair for Season 5. I look forward to see you in Season 6 if you return!
*The audience cheers.*
EVEN: I would like to say a massive thank you to Tigerblu11 for submitting Triceratops for Season 5. I look forward to see you in Season 6 if you return!
EVEN: On that note this is the final episode of the season! Triceratops was successful and managed to gain the jury's vote to win this season. It has been a fun season and I want to thank everyone for playing along and making it special. I'll hope to see you all next season on... Abnormality!
HOUSEMATES:
1st: Triceratops O'Dell (Tigerblu11)
2nd: Blair Lunanova (ninjakid150)
3rd: Janelle Waiter (HayloHusky)
4th: Amar Thanos (Turner)
5th: Lana Mahi'ai (SimTresa)
6th: Griffin Bryant (WinteryGarnet)
7th: Stewart Murray (lillibattenberg)
8th: Jin Chang (kittymeow)
9th: Jonah Goodwin (Alleenmens)
10th: Brandon Cohen (YJB19299)
11th: Chef Bertha (M13Vulpecula)
12th: Charlotte Winterbourne (twiddle3)
