3.22: Saturday Night Fever!

Even: Hello world! Welcome to Abnormality- Season 3! This is the place where drama happens, friendships are broken and enemies are produced! This season, 14 housemates will be entering the Abnormality House to win a huge $250,000. There will be only one winner though, but who will it be? Let's see how everything plays out.

Nahita: Hmph.
Wayne: Are you okay?
Nahita: Yeah.
Wayne: You sure? Sighing isn't normally a sign that you're fine.

Nahita: I am fine, I'm just... you know. This place can get you down sometimes.
Wayne: I get you. The game really does get to you.
Nahita: Exactly, it's just nice to get away and spend some quality time just relaxing.
Wayne: Agreed.

*Nahita stares at the wall.*

Nahita: This game is starting to get to me a little. I'm being brave, digging deep down to touch that courage like I did when I fought cancer. Though that battle is the toughest one I've ever faced, it was a thing, something I could easily hate. I didn't make friends with it. I couldn't converse with it or develop feelings for it. This game consists of people. It's very different.

Wayne: If you want I could make you a drink?
Nahita: I'm good thanks. I don't think that's necessary.
Wayne: Come on, my treat. I'll get you anything you want.
Nahita: Well... orange juice would be fine.

Wayne: You sure you don't want anything that will pack a punch? Lager perhaps?
Nahita: Haha no, it's too early for that. Orange juice is fine.
Wayne: Okay, I'll get you that in a second.
Nahita: How did you sleep last night?

Wayne: Good enough, Natasha was complaining all night though.
Nahita: She was?
Wayne: Yeah, she said it was that cake she baked. It was making her feel ill.
Nahita: Weird.

Wayne: Yep, it was probably undercooked or she added something that she might be allergic to.
Nahita: That would have been a stupid thing to do though.
Wayne: You're right... I wonder if anyone planted anything in the cake to make her sick?
Nahita: Surely not, we all had a piece of the cake and we're all fine. Who knows.

Nathan: And it's not in here?
Skye: No!
Nathan: It must be around here somewhere. Where haven't we checked yet?
Skye: Um... um... the gym! It could be in there.

Nathan: I can't see anything.
Skye: Me neither... This is really unfair.
Nathan: Hmm, are you sure you've checked everywhere? Let's go into the bedroom again, you might have put it down somewhere.
Skye: I haven't...

Skye: See, it's nowhere in here... I can't believe I lost my hat.
Nathan: There, there. It's not the end of the world. I'm sure we'll find it.
Skye: You don't understand though, my hat was lucky.
Nathan: It was? Well, I'll keep a look out for it.

Skye: I've lost my lucky hat... What am I going to do with out it? Me and Nathan have spent all morning looking for it and we still can't find it. Chandrika didn't take it did she? No of course not she didn't have a hat on her head. Ohh... I want my hat back!

Nathan: Look, don't get upset...

*Nathan cuddles Skye. He then goes in to try and kiss her.*

Skye: NATHAN!

Nathan: OH MY GOD... I'm... so sorry.
Skye: I didn't know you liked me like that!
Nathan: I don't... I mean, I kinda do but... oh nevermind, I'm making a fool of myself.
Skye: Um... I think it's best if you go.

Nathan: I'm sorry... I...
Skye: It's fine, just go... we'll talk later okay?
Nathan: Okay.

*Nathan leaves the bedroom with a frown.*

Wayne: Hmm...
Carlito: There you go, Queen of Stars.
Wayne: Good move.
Carlito: I know.

Wayne: What should I put down next... Why of course.

*Wayne puts down the jack of stars.*

Wayne: Don't you just love being in a powerful position. I think you can't move this round.

Carlito: Hmm... you should be careful making big moves. They always come back to bit you on the but if you're not careful.
Wayne: I'm not worried about this game.
Carlito: I wasn't on about this game, well I was... but I just mean on the big game overall.
Wayne: Don't worry about me Carlito, I'm doing fine in this game.

Wayne: I am so stoked about Chandrika being out of here. My HOH went exactly how I wanted it to and I'm so pleased with myself. I think I am in a pretty solid spot going into the next week, but I can't get too comfortable. With Chandrika being gone, I'm not sure how much I hate the people I'm left with apart from Nathan. Nahita has been one of my only friends in this house, but I am really proud of how well I have done and how far I have come and now new people are finally starting to open up. I have two HOH's and a POP under my belt and I went from being on the bottom of the house and about to go home in week 2 to now being universally tolerated. Now I just have to convince these people to give me the money after tormenting them all summer! For a while it seemed like I had no chance to win, but it is shockingly a possibility and if I play my cards right, I could take this home.

Carlito: I'm just worried that you'll make more enemies out of my alliance.
Wayne: Look, the only people who I had any trouble with was Chandrika and Nathan.
Carlito: Yes, and?
Wayne: Well Chandrika has gone and Nathan has piped down. I'm a more positive person.

Carlito: Well, you have been thoroughly... okay with me and Skye.
Wayne: Exactly!
Carlito: Don't expect to be saved if Nathan wins HOH though.
Wayne: Ha, don't worry about that. I'm sure he won't win HOH.

Carlito: I wouldn't underestimate people if I were you Wayne, who knows what will happen.
Wayne: True, he has made it this far... surely it's time for a win for him.
Carlito: Whatever... what's your next move?
Wayne: Queens of Moons. Pick up?

Skye: A new day, a new week, a new everything.
Natasha: It certainly is. I think I need a new intestine though.
Skye: Huh? Why's that?
Natasha: I can't stop going to the toilet.

Skye: Why's that?
Natasha: I don't know. It's ever since I ate that cake when Chandrika left.
Skye: We've all had a piece of it and we're fine.
Natasha: Yeah... Chan said that there was one of those magic beans in there... maybe she was telling the truth.

Skye: Don't be silly, the producers got rid of all those beans, right?
Natasha: I think so... I bloody hope so.
Skye: Are you okay now? You look uncomfortable.
Natasha: Yeah, I'm good. I think...

Skye: Okay.
Natasha: Anyway, this HOH that is coming up. What plans have you got?
Skye: Well I have to stay with my alliance obviously.
Natasha: True, same here. I've got an idea though. What if we save each other?

Skye: How so?
Natasha: Well... if either of us win HOH, we nominate the other two housemates on the opposing side?
Skye: That... actually sounds like a fair enough deal.
Natasha: Really?

Skye: Yeah, and it's quite fair.
Natasha: Good, I knew I could count on you, looks like we're becoming friends again.
Skye: It does... glad to have you back Natasha.
Natasha: Same here girl.

Natasha: Ever since I apologized to Skye, we've been getting on better than ever, it's like we have picked up from where we left our conversation. I'm glad we're slowly getting friends again because she is a really lovely girl... I just hope she keeps me safe if she wins... I know I will if I win, but I can't fully trust her yet. Oh god... I think I need the toilet again.

Carlito: What's wrong with you? You're not normally sad.
Nathan: I did something terrible today... I tried to kiss Skye.
Carlito: You did what? Bahaha. Oh you actually did. Why did you do that?
Nathan: I... I don't know. I guess... I miss having someone to chat to.

Carlito: Are you saying I don't talk with you?
Nathan: No... it's Lucielle. I still miss her.
Carlito: Oh god, it's one of those conversations... you should have prepared me.
Nathan: It feels like it has been ages since we last talked... I wish I could just see her for a few minutes, tell her how I feel.

Carlito: And you kissed Skye... because?
Nathan: I don't know... I guess I thought if I distracted myself by kissing someone else, it would kind of get rid of these feelings I have for Lucielle... it hasn't worked though.
Carlito: Nathan, Nathan, Nathan. I'm sure she misses you too.

Nathan: You think?
Carlito: Hmph... yes.
Nathan: That's good to know. I just hope Skye doesn't hate me for it.
Carlito: I'm sure she'll understand once you tell her the reason.

Nathan: I don't know what I was doing kissing Skye... I don't want Skye, I want Lucielle. I like her. No wait, scrap that. I love her! How could I be so blind to love. The only problem is letting her know that, I hope she doesn't hate me still from her eviction. I will make it up to her if we see each other after the show, I want to start a life with her. Is that wrong for me to think that? I don't know... my feelings are all over the place right now.

Nathan: Good because I need to clear things up.
Carlito: Great! Now... we really need to get our heads back into the game, the HOH is soon.
Nathan: You're right, we all need to go all out on this one.
Carlito: We have more people competing in this one so we have an advantage there.

Nathan: It also depends on the type of competition though.
Carlito: I know, that's why I've been putting extra training and preparation into this one.
Nathan: Why wasn't I invited to this?
Carlito: Because it was a personal one for me only... if you want to improve you can do one yourself.

Carlito: I'm confident for this HOH, the people left in the competition who are competing aren't up to my standards for winning. I know some of them have won HOH's before, but who has won 2? Oh yes, me. Bring it on people, coz Carlito is ready for another win!

Nahita: Are you okay?
Natasha: No, I've got belly ache again.
Nahita: That's not good.
Natasha: I swear, it's that cake that I ate.

Nahita: It can't be, everyone else is fine.
Natasha: Maybe I ate something else... that's the only thing I can think of that could be giving me this though.
Nahita: What about that chickpea curry that Wayne made? That could be the problem.
Natasha: Oh yeah... I forgot about that. I only took a few spoonfuls though.

Nahita: I'm surprised you actually ate some of it. It was terrible.
Natasha: Tell me about it. He should have named it Sewage Soup instead.
Nahita: Haha, you're right about that. At least we'll have something nice to eat tonight, I'm cooking.
Natasha: Ooo nice, what have you got planned?

Nahita: I'm not sure yet. I'm thinking spicy waffles.
Natasha: Mmm sounds delicious.
Nahita: Thanks I learned the recipe in Thailand so it's going to have a thai inspiration to them.
Natasha: Awesome, we'll have to go to Thailand once the show finishes, I'm sure we'll... Oh no...

Nahita: What's wrong? Are you okay?
Natasha: I... think... I... need to get to the toilet!
Nahita: Oh no.
Natasha: Right now!

Natasha: I'm sorry about this Nahita!

*Natasha quickly runs to the bathroom before anything happens.*

Nahita: Don't worry about it, when you gotta go. You gotta go!

Even: Could all housemates please meet in the ceremony room for the HOH competition! Also, on the way in, could you please change into one of the costumes... it's needed for the competition!

Even: Hello housemates! Or should I say, dancing divas.
All: Hi Even.
Even: Today all of you will compete in the HOH competition, This competition is called; Disco Fever.

Even: As Wayne was the HOH last week, he is not eligible to compete in this week's HOH competition. The rest of you are though. It's time for you all to enter the HOH room. Wayne please stay in the ceremony room until the HOH competition is over.
Wayne: Goddammit, I wanted to get my groove on. Fine.

Skye: I hate this wig.
Nahita: I love mine...
Natasha: Really? You don't look like you do.
Nathan: I might grow out a ponytail... I think it suits me.

Even: Housemates... please enter... Bar Ivory!

Even: Hello housemates! Welcome to Bar Ivory. Now for this challenge, each of you will be tasked with a dance eleganza that you must complete! In order to win, you must be in sync with the dancers on the big tv screen in front of you. Your dancing skills will be accessed via the super computer and a score will be given for your sync level. The highest sync point score will win. Got it?
All: Yep.
Even: Great... now...

Even: Which one of you budding stars want to go first?
Nahita: I'll go first.
Even: Great. Ladies and gentleman...

*Nahita gets ready to dance.*

Even: Please welcome to the stage NaNa Sloane!
NaNa Sloane: You can just call me by my name Even.
Even: No, during the competition I will refer to you by these names, got it guys?
All: Yeah.

*THE MUSIC PLAYS*

- You can play your own music in the background while reading if you really want to ;)

Even: Oh yeah, look at those sick moves!

NaNa Sloane: Don't blame it on the sunshine... blame it on the boogie!

Even: That's right NaNa.

NaNa Sloane: Ugh...

*Nahita's score increases.*

Even: Ooo you're working that dancefloor NaNa.

NaNa Sloane: I know I am!

*Nahita finishes her last move.*

NaNa Sloane: And Bam!

Even: Wow, what a finish! Great work Nahita... next up we have the country star...

*Nathan gets on the stage.*

Even: Joaquin Smithson!

Joaquin Smithson: Nice, I can live with that name.

Even: Oh really? START THE SONG!

*THE MUSIC PLAYS*

Joaquin Smithson: These boots were made for walking... and that's just what they'll do!

Even: One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you!

Joaquin Smithson: BAM BAM!

Even: YESSSSS! Hit them moves.

*Nathan's scores increases.*

Joaquin Smithson: I'm really getting into the song now.

Even: You sure are Joaquin.

Even: And for the big finish.

*Nathan winks at the camera and finishes.*

Even: Damn, you're gonna have all the ladies hot under the collar tonight! Next up we have the pop diva...

Even: Ambrosia!

Ambrosia: Oh god, that name is awful!

Even: Sure is... let the music play!

*THE MUSIC PLAYS*

Ambrosia: VOGUE! Let your body, move to the music!

Even: I like this song.

Ambrosia: Don't distract me.

Even: Sorry Ambrosia.

*Natasha's score increases.*

Even: Ooo you're working the floor girl!

Ambrosia: Yes, yes I am!

Ambrosia: VOGUE!

*Natasha drops into a final pose for the camera.*

Even: Damn, you are eating it all up and serving the audience! Next on the stage... we have the rock lord himself...

Even: Joel Gritt!

Joel Gritt: What has my life come to...

Even: LET THE MUSIC PLAY!

*THE MUSIC PLAYS*

Joel Gritt: I'm on the highway to hell!

Even: Highway to hell!

Joel Gritt: I've heard this song so many times.

Even: I can tell, you are working those moves on the floor.

*Carlito's score increases.*

Joel Gritt: My arms are aching now... ugh.

Even: Hold on in there Joel.

Joel Gritt: YEAH!

*Carlito jumps into a pose for the outro.*

Even: YESSS! I loved that. Last but certainly not least... it's time for our last act, the punk kid...

Even: T.I.N.A!

T.I.N.A: Bring it on!

Even: Okay then, let the music begin!

*THE MUSIC PLAYS*

T.I.N.A: Coz I'm in too deep and I'm tryin' to keep...

Even: Above my head, instead of going under!

T.I.N.A: This has been like on every teen movie I've seen.

Even: Agreed.

*Skye's score increases.*

T.I.N.A: Oh yeah!

Even: Girl, you are pushing the limits!

*Skye pulls a punk pose to the camera.*

Even: Damn, you are giving everyone attitude!!! Well done everyone, well done. Please go sit back over at the star lounge over there please Skye.

Even: Well done stars! You did an amazing job! Now it's time to see who did the best performance though... let's go to the super computer to find out.

*The super computer analyzes the scores and sends them through.*

Even: Oh okay... We've got the scores in... And we have a new HOH!

Even: I can now reveal... that the winner of this HOH competition is...

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Even: Skye!

Skye: YES, FINALLY I HAVE A COMPETITION WIN!

HOH RESULTS:

Skye- 1870

Carlito- 1740

Nahita- 1600

Natasha- 625

Nathan- 245

Even: As Natasha and Nathan were the lowest scorers this week, they will be the Have-Nots. They will only have access to slop and will eat slop for this week.

Even: Congratulations on your win Skye! You have gained the power to nominate two nominees.

Skye: Awesome.

Even: So Skye... as the eighth HOH you have the power to nominate... Skye, who are you going to nominate...

Skye: Even Steven, I am going to nominate...

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Skye: Nahita and Wayne! I need to stay here until the end, and with you two around, I fear that I won't be able to do that, therefore one of you has to go this week.

Even: Okay, Nahita, Wayne, you are this weeks nominees. You will be participating in this week's POP competition to try and save yourselves.

Even: Okay, that concludes this HOH competition. I will see all of you next time at the POP competition. Good luck! 

All: Bye Even.

Natasha: Are you okay?

Nahita: Yeah, I'm just a little shocked to be honest.

Natasha: It's okay. We can make it through this.

Nahita: I have to bring it at this POP competition.

Natasha: Yep that's right.

Nahita: If I save myself though... you'll go up in my place.

Natasha: I know...

Nahita: Unless...

Natasha: Yeah?

Nahita: You win the POP and save me, Skye won't be able to touch you then.

Natasha: You're right, the winner gets immunity.

Nahita: That's a lot of pressure though.

Natasha: I know, I can handle it though.

Nahita: Right... well, I'm going to get a shower and then go to bed. I'll see you later Natasha.

Natasha: Yeah, good night Nahita.

*Natasha leaves.*

Wayne: Ah Natasha! Just who I wanted to see.

Natasha: Oh no.

Wayne: Come on, take a seat.

Natasha: Okay...

Wayne: How are you?

Natasha: I don't know. You? I thought you'd be more stressed.

Wayne: I'm good, I've been here before I know what to expect, now we need to talk about the POP.

Natasha: What about it?

Wayne: Well, me and Nahita are up, and if you're not careful you could be too.

Natasha: I know, I have to win the POP to save one of you so that we're all safe.

Wayne: Not just anyone, I want you to use it on me.

Natasha: Um...

Wayne: Think about it Natasha, if you bring me through to the final with you, you have more chance of winning against me than you do Nahita.

Natasha: Perhaps... I don't know, this is very stressful you know.

Wayne: Well just make the right choice... otherwise, I'm going to have to win that POP myself and get you up on the block in my place. Good night, I'm off to bed.

Natasha: Yeah... bye Wayne. Ugh!

Even: That is the end of the day! Nahita and Wayne have become the new nominees, which one of them will be able to save themselves at the next POP competition though? We'll find out soon. Stay tuned everyone!