2.10: Highest Bidder

Ziggy: Welcome to Abnormality! Where the drama spawns and all matter of crazy happens. 11 Contestants are isolated from the world for several weeks competing for the title of 'King/Queen of the House' and the all important prize money of $250,000. Last time on Abnormality, Autumn was the third housemate to be evicted from the house. However, a new week begins, and a new HOH must be crowned... followed by the unfortunate nominee's of course. Without further or do, let's see what happens today on Abnormality!

Su: I can't believe it's the HOH competition, and I can't compete. I've got a large target over my head this week for eliminating one of the base players of the game.

Su: However... Hmm... I got it! The HOH competition can't happen without contestants there can it? Perfect. What was that Su?

*Su shakes her head*

Su: What's wrong with me... I'm turning into that Autumn girl... Now think. How do you make sure people don't go to the HOH competition...

Su: You sabotage them... I need to get them away until the HOH competition finishes... then when no one is there, I will be HOH again! Su you are a smart cookie... I can't take out anyone in the bedroom yet... I'll have to go scouting.

Azula: Hey Alex, Ella. We have a proposition for you.
Noah: We do?
Azula: Yes. Since Autumn was sadly evicted last week. I was wondering if you'd like to be in our alliance now?
Noah: Are you sure, we want to do that?
Azula: Yes. So, what do you think guys?

Ella: I think it sounds great. I'm in.
Alex: Hang on, why just now?
Azula: If we have a higher power in the house... we will surely get to the final.
Alex: True.
Azula: And with you two on our side, we will have half the house on our side.
Alex: Also true. Fine, I'm in. I trust you guys anyway.

Alex: We also have a higher chance of winning the HOH competition.
Noah: Ah, cunning plan Azula!

Ella: Great! I'll make sure I put all my hardest into this HOH competition.

Azula: Good it's settled. I will avenge you Autumn... I'm sorry.
Noah: It wasn't your fault.
Ella: Exactly... with her absence, you've gained two new members.
Azula: I guess it's a win-win situation then.
Noah: Sort of.

Su: Haha, Snowflake! I guess your my first victim then.

*Su gets out a bucket full of glue*

Su: This is perfect for sabotage!

*Su puts the glue on the sheets. She see's a couple of cockroaches*

Su: They might come in handy later.

*Su puts the cockroaches into the empty bucket*

Su: Who said cheating isn't fun? Oh yeah, my brother... pr*ck! ...Oh sh*t!

*Su hides behind the wall. Snowflake, comes out of the bedroom door and looks into the trees*

Su: Great... now how am I gonna get out of here? I'm trapped.

Su: She can't know it's me... it'll ruin everything. I have an idea... I think...

*Su jumps over the wall and grabs something from behind the wall*

Snowflake: Oh... something's not right here...

*Snowflake goes over to the wall*

Snowflake: Su, is that you?

Su: Erm... 

*Su tries to imitate the cow*

Su: No young lady... I'm a cow!

*Su shakes her head behind the cardboard cow and tree*

Snowflake: Are you sure? The last time I checked... cows don't have grey tracksuits on.

Su: Erm... no, I just love grey tracksuits... it was just... sitting on the wall over here... so I took it and put it on.
Snowflake: Oh, I see.
Su: Good girl... now... erm... leave me to graze in peace... please.
Snowflake: Okay Mr. Cow.

*Snowflake walks into the HOH shed*

Su: Phew!

 Snowflake: What a beautiful cow!

*Snowflake lays on the bed. She feels the glue and tries to peel herself off*

Snowflake: I can't... move. I'm stuck!

Snowflake (Voice Over): Someone... help me please!
Su: Hehe... perfect. Part 1 of the plan is complete... Brent!!!

Brent: Have you seen Natalia, Su?
Su: I think I might have... can you do me a favor first though?
Brent: Um, sure!

Su: Well... I've been thinking about what Emma said... about being 'attractive', so I was gonna go into the sunbed.
Brent: Okay.
Su: But if I go into the sunbed, I won't have time to get my flossing kit from the locker in the bathroom.
Brent: Okay.
Su: So, could you get it for me while I get my tan.
Brent: Sure. The locker you say?
Su: Yeah.

Brent: One flossing kit coming up.
Su: Good.

*Su smiles to herself*

Brent: Do you need a key for the locker?
Su: Erm... I don't think so.
Brent: Okay.

*Brent opens the locker*

Brent: There's no flossing kit in here.

*The door slams shut. Su locks the door*

Brent: Did you just lock me in here, Su?
Su: No.

Brent: The door isn't opening, it must be locked.
Su: Maybe it's jammed... I'll go get help.
Brent: Hurry up! Please.

*Su looks in the mirror. She puts the door key under the pirate ship*

Su: Well... that was easier than I expected... Part 2 of my plan is complete... Oh, Natalia!!!

Natalia: ...Are you calling me fat? F*ck off.

Su: I'm not calling you fat. I just think you'll be a perfect person to try out my new snacks and drinks.
Natalia: What's in it for me?
Su: A perfect figure.

Natalia: Everyone knows that snacks are unhealthy though, why will I get a perfect figure?
Su: Because I've modified the snacks to be healthy. What d'ya say?

Natalia: Well... huh... I guess I could try a couple.
Su: That's it Natalia! You're being a team player now.

Su: Go on then... try some.
Natalia: What's in them?
Su: Cheese... Cinnamon and a lot of love.
Natalia: It has Brent in it then? You killed Brent didn't you.
Su: No I didn't... just eat it!

*Su goes under the bar and puts the cockroaches into the blending cup*

Su: So... what d'ya think?
Natalia: *takes some of the chips and eats them*

Natalia: They taste beautiful.
Su: See... I told you it was great.

*Natalia takes some more chips and eats them*

*Su blends some milk and the cockroaches together*

Natalia: What's in that?
Su: Milk, dark chocolate and a couple of... extra herbs.
Natalia: Look's like a chocolate milkshake.
Su: You could say that.

*Su pours the drinks into glasses*

Natalia: Mind if I take a glass then?
Su: Go ahead.

*Natalia stands up. Su sits in her seat. Natalia takes one of the glasses of the tray*

*Natalia smells the drink*

Natalia: It doesn't smell very nice.
Su: It doesn't... but that's the stuff that helps you.

*Natalia burps. Her stomach is rumbling too much*

Su: Sounds like you're hungry... have some more chips.
Natalia: What was in that drink?
Su: I told you what was in it...
Natalia: I'm gonna be sick.
Su: Oh no.

Natalia: Move b*tches!

*Natalia rushes to the bathroom*

Natalia: Move!!! I need the bathroom now! NOW, I TELL YOU!

Su: Hahahaha! I knew them cockroaches would come in handy eventually! Part 3 of my plan is complete... oh Alex!
Ziggy (Voice Over): Contestants! Can you all please make your way to the garden for the HOH competition?
Su: Already? Well, my plan wasn't a total success. But at least we got 3 people out of the way...

Ziggy: Hello contestants! Welcome to... wait, where's Brent, Natalia and Snowflake?
Su: They said they weren't...
Snowflake: We're here!

Natalia: We're fine now. Snowflake got ripped off the bed, Brent got out of the bathroom and I stopped throwing up.
Ziggy: How... interesting.

Alex: Gosh, hope you're alright guys. Sounds like you've had the morning from hell.

*Su whispers under her breath*

Su: They sure have...

Ziggy: Can we get back to this now? Thank you. Now for the HOH competition, this competition is called, 'Charity Auction'. In this competition, all 7 contestants (excluding Su) will have to bid on objects to win points. These points accumulate to certain points. The highest amount of points you get from bidding will mean you are the new HOH. Got it?
All: Yes.

Ziggy: The winner of the HOH will also guarantee their team members immunity from eviction.

Ziggy: I will reveal the teams and the results of the winner of the HOH at the end of the competition. So, contestants... take your seats in the bidding chairs...

Ziggy: So, now that you are in your bidding chairs. You are all getting 50 simoleons to bid on the objects. If you get the highest bid. That amount of money will be taken from your person, leaving a lower amount to bid on... So, let's take a look at these items and see what you might want to bid on...

Ziggy: Look at those items...
Ella: I love the doggy lamp.
Brent: So do I... it's so cute.
Natalia: Look at the yeti! Haha.
Alex: He has an awkward shape for a head, hasn't he?
Azula: I really like the clock.
Noah: I think it's eye's just moved.
Snowflake: It's... hey, it's the cow from earlier! I never knew you we're being auctioned. Poor cow.

Count Tedula: Are you pleased to see me again Mr. Long?
Ziggy: You again? I would've thought Bridgette or one of the producers would have got rid of you.
Count Tedula: I'm too irresistible. Look at these fangs... beautiful.
Ziggy: Ugh.
Count Tedula: Damn... there is a lot of fitties in front of me. I really like the one with the red hair.

*Natalia blushes*

Natalia: Ooo...
Ziggy: Tedula. Shut up... Let's move on shall we. So, the first item for auction is...

Ziggy: The Maxoid Game Simulator 2 1/2. Put in your bids now.

*Everyone puts the bids in the arm slots*

Ziggy: Thanks guys. The winner of this item is... Alex! with 20 simoleons.

Simoleons remaining:
Alex= 30
Azula= 50
Brent= 50
Ella= 50
Natalia= 50
Noah= 50
Snowflake= 50

Ziggy: The next product for auction is...

Ziggy: The Orb of Answers. Put in your bids guys.

*Everyone puts their bids in*

Ziggy: Thank you guys... the winner of this item is... Brent and Snowflake with 15 simoleons.

Simoleons remaining:
Alex= 30
Azula= 50
Brent= 35
Ella= 50
Natalia= 50
Noah= 50
Snowflake= 35

Ziggy: The next product up for auction is...

Ziggy: The Ol' Steamy. Put in yours bids guys!

*Everyone puts their bids in*

Ziggy: Thank you guys... the winner of this item is... Alex with 25 simoleons.

Simoleons remaining:
Alex= 5
Azula= 50
Brent= 35
Ella= 50
Natalia= 50
Noah= 50
Snowflake= 35

Ziggy: The next product up for auction is...

Ziggy: The Neko Clock! Put your bids in guys.

*Everyone puts their bids in*

Ziggy: Thank you guys... the winner of this item is... Ella and Natalia with 7 simoleons.

Simoleons remaining:
Alex= 5
Azula= 50
Brent= 35
Ella= 43
Natalia= 43
Noah= 50
Snowflake= 35

Ziggy: The next product up for auction is...

Ziggy: Count Tedula!
Count Tedula: Hell yeah baby. I hope I get the redhead bidding highest. I'm gonna show you some good loving.
Brent: Don't talk to my girlfriend like that.
Natalia: We go out now?
Brent: If you want to? We could start again?
Natalia: Sure.
Ziggy: Ahem... bids please.

*Everyone puts their bids in*

Ziggy: Thank you guys... the winner of this item is... Noah with 25 simoleons.

Count Tedula: I got him with the gigs? Hell no, I ain't giving him no same sex loving.
Ziggy: You don't have to.

Simoleons remaining:
Alex= 5
Azula= 50
Brent= 35
Ella= 43
Natalia= 43
Noah= 25
Snowflake= 35

Ziggy: The next product up for auction is...

Ziggy: The cardboard cow cutout.
Snowflake: Ugh. He's stealthy is that cow.

*Everyone puts their bids in*

Ziggy: Thank you guys... the winner of this item is... Ella with 16 simoleons.

Simoleons remaining:
Alex= 5
Azula= 50
Brent= 35
Ella= 27
Natalia= 43
Noah= 25
Snowflake= 35

Ziggy: The next product up for auction is...

Ziggy: Arya's Pony!

*Everyone puts their bids in*

Ziggy: Thanks guys... the winner of this item is... Ella with 16 simoleons.

Simoleons remaining:
Alex=5
Azula=50
Brent=35
Ella=11
Natalia= 43
Noah= 25
Snowflake= 35

Ziggy: The next product up for auction is...

Ziggy: The Table Yeti.

*Everyone puts their bids in*

Ziggy: Thanks guys... the winner of the item is... Brent with 20 simoleons.

Simoleons remaining:
Alex= 5
Azula= 50
Brent= 10
Ella= 11
Natalia= 43
Noah= 25
Snowflake= 35

Ziggy: The next product up for auction is...

Ziggy: The Michi Doggy Lamp.

*Everyone puts their bids in*

Ziggy: Thanks guys... the winner of this item is... Brent with 10 simoleons.

Simoleons remaining:
Alex= 5
Azula= 50
Brent= 0
Ella= 11
Natalia= 43
Noah= 25
Snowflake= 35

Ziggy: The last product up for auction is...

Ziggy: The Diatrode Crackler.

*Everyone puts in their bids*

Ziggy: Thanks guys... the winner of the item is... Noah with 20 simoleons.

Simoleons remaining:
Alex= 5
Azula= 50
Brent= 0
Ella= 11
Natalia= 43
Noah= 5
Snowflake= 35

Ziggy: And with that ends the practical part of the mission. Everyone... pull an attractive face.

*Ziggy pulls an 'attractive' face*

Ella: Is he alright?
Brent: I think he's off his rockers.
Natalia: Ziggy...
Ziggy: Oh yeah, sorry... these are the points awarded for each object:

1: 6
2: 4
3: 5
4: 3
5: 1
6: 10
7: -1
8: 2
9: 5
10: 7

Ziggy: And with those results... the winner of this competition is...

Ziggy: Ella!
Ella: Woo.

Quiz Scores:
Ella= 12
Alex= 11
Brent= 11
Noah= 8
Snowflake= 4
Natalia= 3
Azula= 0

Ziggy: Since Azula and Natalia we're the lowest scorers this round, you two will be Have-Nots this week. Ella, who will you nominate to take part in the Pamper Package?
Ella: I will nominate Azula for the pamper package.
Azula: Woo!
Ziggy: Great Ella. Before you give me your nominations, let's see who was in your group and immune from eviction this week...

Ziggy: Brent and Snowflake!
Brent: Woo, two weeks in a row.
Snowflake: I can't believe it.

TEAMS:

Winning Team:
Brent, Ella, Snowflake

Team 2:
Alex, Noah

Team 3:
Azula, Natalia

Ziggy: And with that... Ella, who are your nominations for eviction?
Ella: Ziggy... I am going to nominate...

Ella: Natalia and Su!
Natalia: Excuse me? How dare you.
Su: Bring it on pussy.
Natalia: It's already been brought, b*tch!
Su: Fighting talk, I love a good fight.

Ziggy: Natalia and Su are the nominations this week! We'll see who will or will not try and save themselves at the POP competition. With this I conclude the HOH competition. Goodbye everyone! 
All: Bye Ziggy!

Ziggy: So, Natalia and Su we're put up for eviction by Ella. With the POP competition coming up and a chance to save themselves from the block, who will manage to win? We'll see next time on Abnormality!